14. Jim Bob - Who Do We Hate Today?
Like a vicious stand-up routine set to record, this is frequently hilarious, but also makes you think. A few choice examples include...
Her friends and her family too
Say, "Shona, he's no good for you
He's a beast that belongs in the zoo"
Shona is dating a vile, irritatingly self-righteous dude
Her friends don't come round any more when he's there now
Because he's so rude
As a couple they're practically perfectly matched
Because opposites attract...
Men: the plural of an adult male person
As distinguished from a woman or a boy
Men: the providers, Men: the dividers
Men who destroy
Men make the rules so other men can break them
Men with their uniforms and guns
Men outside schools, when children are taken
Men, passing their ways onto their sons
Tony doesn't suffer cunts
Tony hates Black History Month
Tony did Movember once
You lucky, lucky ladies
One day there will be a statue in his hometown
Tall enough to climb up on and pull down
So you can stamp his face into the cold ground
All that, plus the best song I've heard about Lockdown yet... it almost makes me miss those halcyon days when we were only allowed out for an hour's exercise a day. Almost.
Just a week, maybe two without cars
It was the first time I'd really seen stars
The streets were completely deserted
I pretended I was Cillian Murphy
Great album indeed - I may have to amend my draft year end write-up now as it'll look like I copied and pasted yours
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