Thursday, 19 March 2026
Mid-Life Crisis Songs #132: Fifty Four
Sunday, 3 October 2021
Snapshots #209: A Top Ten ...Ville Songs
Time for this week's answers... my precious, precious things!
10. Mix-up on brutish lover.
"On brutish lover", mixed up = Louvin Brothers.
The Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl
9. Add to embers for total recall.
REM+embers...
REM - (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
8. Russian celebrity adores beetles.
A Russian celeb would be a star-ski. And he loves bugs.
Lovebug Starski - Amityville (House On The Hill)
7. Needed a Band Aid.
Band Aid was formed to help the famine in Ethiopia.
The Ethiopians - Train To Skaville
6. Bale Slater Dior.
They're all Christians.
5. Slipknot, twice.
Anagram!
Wilson Pickett - 635-4789 (Soulsville, USA)
4. Nerdy offspring.
Son of Dork - Ticket Out Of Loserville
3. Those clothes just don't match.
They clash.
2. All You Can Eat.
An All You Can Eat Buffett, obviously. With a certain beverage to wash it all down...
1. Could unlock the start of the week.
Tuesday, 29 January 2019
Hot 100 #54
Bizarrely, even The Clash had a Studio 54 reference in Ivan Meets GI Joe, as identified by Rigid Digit...Another song about Studio 54 is "Dario, Can You Get Me Into Studio 54?" by Dana and Gene. Whoever they may be! But the writer/producer behind it was the future Kid Creole, August Darnell, who later did a Kid Creole & The Coconuts version too, just titled 'Dario'.
So you're on the floor at 54
Out of the disco, Martin offered a few choice treats, including...
Harry Nilsson, Take 54 - maybe not his finest moment, but includes the line "I sang my balls off for you, baby" which never fails to raise a smile.
The best song ever written about being nicked for smoking da weed? You decide...
Next week... number 53. Surely there's only one serious contender for that? Your suggestions gratefully received nevertheless...











