Snapshots #250: A Top Ten Sorry Songs

Saturday is a day for Snapshots... and Sunday is a day for Christians. So here's Christian Slater.

Sorry.

Here are ten sorry songs...

10. Toothless Wookie joins the Republican Army (but not in Ireland). 

If Chewbacca didn't have any teeth, he wouldn't be able to chew, which would make him Bacca + RA.

Baccara - Sorry I'm A Lady

9. On Trial.

In Kafka's The Trial, the main character was Josef K...

Josef K - Sorry For Laughing

8. Haunted Hughes.

If Ted Hughes were HaunTed, he would be a...

Ghostpoet - Sorry My Love, It's You Not Me

7. Lancaster enjoys a Golden Shower.

Burt (Lancaster) likes getting Weedon.

Sorry.

Burt Weedon - Sorry, Robbie

6. Sounds like a cruise with The Doors.

The Doors sailed on The Crystal Ship. Which sounds like...

The Crystal Trip - Sorry

5. Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible.

They were all Tsars. Or...

The Czars - Sorry I Made You Cry

John Grant before he was John Grant.

4. Doing well, without trying very hard.

They're just coasting.

The Coasters - Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Pass

3. Come on, feel the Illinoise.

Chicago, Illinois. 

Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry

Peter Cetera's teeth give Donny Osmond a run for his money.

2. It's Clip Tit Trio!

Unfortunate anagram. Sorry again.

Scritti Politti - Oh Patti (Don't Feel Sorry For Loverboy)

1. Most of what's needed to stop a Beatle's pants falling down.

A belt on John would stop his pants falling down. Most of that is...

Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Hard to find a picture of Elton without his glasses on. Although he doesn't wear them at all in this video...

'Slater, dudes.

Snapshots #214: A Top Ten Books of the Bible Songs

Songs named after books of the Bible seemed like a good idea when I came up with it... but it was a lot harder to find ten of the buggers!

Well done if you identified these...

10. One option for your melted cheese toastie.

Hot Tuna - Genesis

9. Paradise Lost? Correct.

Milton wrote Paradise Lost.

Milton Wright - Job

If you've never heard that one before, it's definitely worth a click.

8. Mary's bloke was special.

Joseph was Special K!

Josef K - Revelation

And I quote from the Book of Half Man Half Biscuit...

If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation, 

Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations; 

There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation, 

as revealed to St John the Divine

7. Don't let it move around too much.

The Hold Steady - Esther 

6. Dental? Yes!

Amagram!

Steely Dan - Kings

5. Scroogey & The Banshees.

Marley was the partner of Scrooge. Banshees wail.

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Exodus

4. Prisons are getting too cushy these days.

Soft Cell - Numbers

3. Disney princess meets political runner.

Belle (from Beauty & The Beast) meets Sebastian Coe.

Belle & Sebastian - Act(s) of the Apostle(s)

2. Andy Trollop.

Anagram!

Dolly Parton - Jeremiah

1. PC Ben with Little Willie.

Ben Elton introduced Political Correctness to comedy. Little Willie John didn't.

Let us all pray the link will be easier next week.