Monday, 21 October 2024
Snapshots Spillover: More Songs To Help You Get Through The Working Week
Friday, 19 August 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #24: Shelley Winters
Tuesday, 5 July 2022
Record Collection Recollections #4: Inflation-Proof
The poster above is from the late 1980s. HMV were barking mad, because they were selling new chart CDs for £9.99 in their sale.
35 years later, I still balk at paying more than a tenner for a new CD. Inflation is in the news a lot these days, but the cost of a CD seems to have been immune to 30+ years of price increases. Of course, CDs were grossly over-priced back when they were first released, especially compared to the mass-produced market-leader, vinyl. That's turned on its head now as well. The renaissance in record collecting, combined with a world wide vinyl shortage, means you're now paying up to three times as much for an new vinyl album as for a CD... which would have been unthinkable in the late 80s.
I can never get my head around inflation. The idea of paying nearly a pound for a bar of chocolate (that is smaller than the ones I paid 15p for when I was a kid) is almost enough to put me off chocolate forever. So I guess I should be grateful that CDs appear inflation-proof. For now, at least... until the hipster collectors ruin it for us all. Watch out. That day is coming.
From 1980, here's the only single (though it was a double A side) from Irish punk band The Threat. I'm not sure it was ever released on CD.
Sunday, 16 May 2021
Snapshots #189: A Top Ten Bottle Songs
Ah, my old friend, Jack. So long parted.... 20 years since we spent any real time together. Not that I think you'd do me any good if you and I were still together. Not right now, anyway.
Sigh. Bottled up answers to follow...
10. 5-0.
As in Hawaii 5-0...
The Police - Message In A Bottle
9. Ian's geriatric haul.
Anagram!
Christina Aguilera - Message In A Bottle
8. Sounds like the paintings of an old crone.
Hag art!
Merle Haggard - Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down
7. Conversational measurement of power.
Ben has conversations.
Power is measured in watts.
6. There's no I, so don't stop.
There's no I in team!
5. The Man From Mississippi... honey.
The Man From Uncle.
Tupelo Honey, from Mississippi.
4. The first martyr was French.
Saint Etienne was the first martyr. Google it.
Saint Etienne - Milk Bottle Symphony
3. Ah, inflated Julia: III.
Anagram (rather an easy one)!
Juliana Hatfield Three - Spin The Bottle
2. Knitting in the exercise room.
Crochet in the gym.
1. I am not in heroin, neither is the White boy.
Take the I from heroin and you're left with Heron.
Jack White's boy would be Jack's son.
Sunday, 15 November 2020
Saturday Snapshots #163: The Answers
Here's a Bombshell! It's the answers to this week's quiz.
Unless you had your Eyes Wide Shut yesterday morning, I imagine you cracked these clues pretty easily. Hopefully it didn't take Hours...
10. Tiny fragments of The Troggs, Foreigner & Edwyn.
Tiny fragments are smithereens.
The Troggs, Foreigner & Edwyn Collins all sang about A Girl Like You.
The Smithereens - A Girl Like You
9. Bill & Ben follow Scott.
Too easy.
Scott McKenzie sang about San Francisco.
The Flowerpot Men - Let's Go To San Francisco
8. Inferior sand is aware.
"Inferior sand" was an anagram.
7. Traveller Number One has brain fried by horoscope.
Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction - Prime Mover
6. Mr. Reportable visits his GP twice.
Sunday, 22 December 2019
Seasonal Snapshots III - The Answers
Thanks for keeping this nonsense going all this year. It's been a useful distraction from the real world for me...
25. Used by Native American cultures in sacred ceremonies: Scottish trolley for people with weak leg joints.
Mc - cart - knee.
Not bloody Step Into Christmas, you will surely be glad to know.
Paul McCartney - Pipes Of Peace
24. Two articles on better breathing for fish. Not Buddy's ...the day.
The & a are two articles. I am reusing a few old clues this week, with no apologies.
Fish might breathe better if they had more gills.
Buddy Holly sand That'll Be The Day.
Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas
23. T-mas left after dire traffic jam.
If Chris leaves Christmas, you're left with tmas.
Dire... erm... well, not Straits. (Yes, I know that's not how you spell "diarrhoea").
Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas
22. What Santa needs... a double homicide.
Double homicide: Slay & The Killers.
Santa needs a great big sleigh.
The Killers - A Great Big Sleigh
21. OHHHHHHH! Wrapping.
The Big O.
Roy Orbison - Pretty Paper
20. Predictions of misery from your flat screen TV & stereo.
LCD Sound System - Christmas Will Break Your Heart
19. Remain in that postcode for at least 24 more hours.
East 17 - Stay Another Day
This is a good song. But they look extremely silly, both in the picture above and in the video.
18. Move over... Jesus was one too.
Move over, darling.
Jesus was a carpenter.
The Carpenters - Merry Christmas, Darling
17. Common sense list for America or Jack?
Captain America... or Captain Jack? (Billy Joel, not Johnny Depp.)
That sounds sensible.
Captain Sensible - One Christmas Catalogue
16. Gargled harem hopes to last to the end of the month.
"Gargled harem" was an anagram.
Merle Haggard - If We Make It Through December
15. A short, painful New Year for Shaky... and what came before that wasn't the best either.
Suffering, shortened, becomes Suf. January, shortened, becomes Jan.
Shaking Stevens.
Sufjan Stevens - That Was The Worst Christmas Ever
14. Get... Clemons! No chimney, obviously.
Get Carter!
Clarence Clemons.
If there was no chimney, Santa would have to use the back door.
Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa
13. Da do ones kill Andy Bell.
Da do ron ron... slays Ride.
The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride
12. The story of snow in Chelmsford or Saffron Walden.
They're in Essex.
David Essex - A Winter's Tale
11. Kids hanging around a barber's shop on the zebra crossing.
Outside an American barber's shop, there used to be a candy cane pole.
Zebra crossings have white stripes. I've probably used that before. but it worked again here.
The White Stripes - Candy Cane Children
10. The opposite of a Silent Night... with added bloodshed.
The opposite of a Silent Night...? A loud one!
Loudon Wainwright III - I'll Be Killing You This Christmas
9. My average sucks... and I always get miserable around now.
"My average sucks" is an anagram.
Kacey Musgraves - Christmas Makes Me Cry
8. Dinosaur punch goes straight to your head.
A bop to the head?
T-Rexmas!
T-Rex - Christmas Bop
7. Small Buddy Hollies jingle.
Buddy sang Rave On...
The Raveonettes - Christmas Song
6. Don't forget snarly rhinos!
Longtime readers will remember that I've used the "snarly rhinos" anagram before.
Harry Nilsson - Remember (Christmas)
5. "Two weeks off work." That's amazing!
A wonder is amazing.
"Two weeks off work." That's what Christmas means to me!
Stevie Wonder - What Christmas Means To Me
4. American sums found in delivery ward.
American sums are Math
So... Math is (in the room) when a child is born.
Johnny Mathis - When A Child Is Born
3. I'm not even going to write a clue for this one. Everything you need is in the picture.
Eels - Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
2. Home of Kemp, King and Scorsese... on the road, darling.
Martin Kemp, Martin Luther King and Martin Scorcese would live in a house...martins.
Caravans are homes that go on the road, love.
The Housemartins - Caravan of Love
1. My way to wish you all yuletide greetings.
At last, the end is near...
Have yourselves a merry little Christmas!










































