Showing posts with label Merle Haggard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Merle Haggard. Show all posts

Monday, 21 October 2024

Snapshots Spillover: More Songs To Help You Get Through The Working Week


Welcome to the working week!

Here are some more songs about struggling through 'til payday... starting with the obvious one, clocking in at less than 90 seconds... Album #1, Side #1, Track #1...


And then, of course, there's the one that I hinted at on Saturday... but which would have been just two damned obvious...


And speaking of obvious...


What else can I offer you?


Well, there's no need to swear. We're not going bowling.

Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I'll go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time


Early in the morning, factory whistle blows
Man rises from bed and puts on his clothes
Man takes his lunch, walks out in the morning light
It's the work, the working, just the working life


But I keep my nose on the grindstone, I work hard every day
Get tired on the weekend, after I draw my pay
But I'll go back workin', come Monday morning I'm right back with the crew
I'll drink a little beer that evening
Sing a little bit of these working man blues


Now we're talking, Merle! Let's focus on the pay packet...



Or, at the very least, clocking off time. 

Hello, darlin' - I'm home again
Covered in shit and aches and pains
Too knackered to think, so give me time to come round
Just gimme the living room beat to the TV sound


On the bright side though, Paul, it's always five o'clock somewhere...



Friday, 19 August 2022

Celebrity Jukebox #24: Shelley Winters


Shelley Winters won two Oscars and was nominated twice more. She appeared in Pete's Dragon, Lolita, The Diary of Anne Frank, and Night of the Hunter, opposite inaugural Celebrity Jukeboxer, Robert Mitchum. But for me, she'll always be most famous as Belle in The Poseidon Adventure, saving Gene Hackman's life then dying of a heart attack. Tragedy. Shelley did her own stunts in that movie, though she never lost the weight she put on for the role. Double tragedy.

The Poseidon Adventure gets name-checked in both My Name Is Prince by TAFKAP, as he would soon decide to call himself... and Release Yo' Delf by Method Man. But it gets a full retelling from Killdozer...

On the television, a ship was sinking
It seemed so real, but it was just a movie
Made by Irwin Allen, boy, what a relief
And on the ship was Ernest Borgnine
Brave in the face of certain death
He played a cop on a pleasure cruise
Along with his wife, an ex-prostitute
Of course, Shelley Winters
She was on the ship
She was good, too, but she died
As did Gene Hackman, a preacher
Who gave his life so that others could live
He died shouting "How many more lives?"


(My bad. I missed that one from my Ernest Borgnine entry.)

Turns out Shelley also went to a watery grave in Night of the Hunter, as explained here by John Cale, Bob Neuwirth and guest vocalist Jenni Muldaur...

I wanna be buried in the bottom of the ocean, 
Like Shelley Winters in "The Night of the Hunter". 
My hair a'billowing, being kissed by the fishes, sushi
For Shabu. If fishes were wishes I'd have you. I'd have you...


And we've already covered this tune in the Mitchum entry...

Shelley Winters has a vision of
Righteousness from up above
She trades her children for the love
Of a preacher with a soul decay


But today's winner... and OK, some might dispute this... comes from Merle Haggard. Seriously, I'm not buying this as an accident or a coincidence. Merle knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote this tune. Clearly he was a fan...



Tuesday, 5 July 2022

Record Collection Recollections #4: Inflation-Proof


The poster above is from the late 1980s. HMV were barking mad, because they were selling new chart CDs for £9.99 in their sale.

35 years later, I still balk at paying more than a tenner for a new CD. Inflation is in the news a lot these days, but the cost of a CD seems to have been immune to 30+ years of price increases. Of course, CDs were grossly over-priced back when they were first released, especially compared to the mass-produced market-leader, vinyl. That's turned on its head now as well. The renaissance in record collecting, combined with a world wide vinyl shortage, means you're now paying up to three times as much for an new vinyl album as for a CD... which would have been unthinkable in the late 80s.

I can never get my head around inflation. The idea of paying nearly a pound for a bar of chocolate (that is smaller than the ones I paid 15p for when I was a kid) is almost enough to put me off chocolate forever. So I guess I should be grateful that CDs appear inflation-proof. For now, at least... until the hipster collectors ruin it for us all. Watch out. That day is coming.

From 1980, here's the only single (though it was a double A side) from Irish punk band The Threat. I'm not sure it was ever released on CD. 


And here's something a little more like the kind of nonsense you expect from this blog, from Don Henley & Merle Haggard...



Sunday, 16 May 2021

Snapshots #189: A Top Ten Bottle Songs


Ah, my old friend, Jack. So long parted.... 20 years since we spent any real time together. Not that I think you'd do me any good if you and I were still together. Not right now, anyway.

Sigh. Bottled up answers to follow...


10. 5-0.

As in Hawaii 5-0...

The Police - Message In A Bottle

9. Ian's geriatric haul.

Anagram!

Christina Aguilera - Message In A Bottle

8. Sounds like the paintings of an old crone.

Hag art!

Merle Haggard - Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

7. Conversational measurement of power.

Ben has conversations.

Power is measured in watts.

Ben Watt - Empty Bottles

6. There's no I, so don't stop.

There's no I in team!

The Go-Team - Bottle Rocket

5. The Man From Mississippi... honey.

The Man From Uncle.

Tupelo Honey, from Mississippi.

Uncle Tupelo - Whiskey Bottle

4. The first martyr was French.

Saint Etienne was the first martyr. Google it.

Saint Etienne - Milk Bottle Symphony

3. Ah, inflated Julia: III.

Anagram (rather an easy one)!

Juliana Hatfield Three - Spin The Bottle

2. Knitting in the exercise room.

Crochet in the gym.

Jim Croche - Time In A Bottle

1. I am not in heroin, neither is the White boy.


Take the I from heroin and you're left with Heron.

Jack White's boy would be Jack's son.



As long as I don't bottle it (pun stolen from CC), Saturday Snapshots will return next week...



Sunday, 15 November 2020

Saturday Snapshots #163: The Answers

Here's a Bombshell! It's the answers to this week's quiz.

Unless you had your Eyes Wide Shut yesterday morning, I imagine you cracked these clues pretty easily. Hopefully it didn't take Hours...



10. Tiny fragments of The Troggs, Foreigner & Edwyn.

Tiny fragments are smithereens.

The Troggs, Foreigner & Edwyn Collins all sang about A Girl Like You.

The Smithereens - A Girl Like You

9. Bill & Ben follow Scott.

Too easy.

Scott McKenzie sang about San Francisco.

The Flowerpot Men - Let's Go To San Francisco

8. Inferior sand is aware.

"Inferior sand" was an anagram.

Dionne Farris - I Know

7. Traveller Number One has brain fried by horoscope. 

Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction - Prime Mover

6. Mr. Reportable visits his GP twice.


"Mr. Reportable" was also an anagram. Although these days, he probably would be reported for those videos.


Lynchie pointed us in the direction of the Frankie Miller version, which is damned fine... as is the original, by Moon Martin... but I have an undeniable soft spot for Batley Bob. Local lad and all that.

5. French sea gets gender switched around, ends up looking exhausted. Dad couldn't help, but...


La Mer is the French Sea. Change its gender and it becomes Le Mer. Switch that around and you get Merle... looking a bit haggard.


4. Not Robbie's nephew... or a definition of American arithmetic... just a wasted opportunity as time runs out.


She's not de niece of (Robbie) Williams.

He's not (because Americans insist on dropping the s from Maths) Math is...


3. Always remember small sounds.


Small sounds would be noise-ettes.


2. Twelve bars and still grumpy? Get out of here!


Twelve bar blues get moody.


1. Subterranean prison gives injection.


A nick in a cave?

Injections often go into your arm. See - easy when you know the answer!

You may not be a Nick Cave fan... but if any song could change your mind...




I don't believe in an interventionist god, but I do know that Saturday Snapshots will be back next week.

It'll be To Die For!


Sunday, 22 December 2019

Seasonal Snapshots III - The Answers


IT'S ANSWERS!!!

Thanks for keeping this nonsense going all this year. It's been a useful distraction from the real world for me...


25. Used by Native American cultures in sacred ceremonies: Scottish trolley for people with weak leg joints.


Mc - cart - knee.

Not bloody Step Into Christmas, you will surely be glad to know.

Paul McCartney - Pipes Of Peace

24. Two articles on better breathing for fish. Not Buddy's ...the day.


The & a are two articles. I am reusing a few old clues this week, with no apologies.

Fish might breathe better if they had more gills.

Buddy Holly sand That'll Be The Day.

Thea Gilmore - That'll Be Christmas

23. T-mas left after dire traffic jam.


If Chris leaves Christmas, you're left with tmas.

Dire... erm... well, not Straits. (Yes, I know that's not how you spell "diarrhoea").

Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas

22. What Santa needs... a double homicide.


Double homicide: Slay & The Killers.

Santa needs a great big sleigh.

The Killers - A Great Big Sleigh

21. OHHHHHHH! Wrapping.


The Big O.

Roy Orbison - Pretty Paper

20. Predictions of misery from your flat screen TV & stereo.


LCD Sound System - Christmas Will Break Your Heart

19. Remain in that postcode for at least 24 more hours.


East 17 - Stay Another Day

This is a good song. But they look extremely silly, both in the picture above and in the video.

18. Move over... Jesus was one too.


Move over, darling.

Jesus was a carpenter.

The Carpenters - Merry Christmas, Darling

17. Common sense list for America or Jack?


Captain America... or Captain Jack? (Billy Joel, not Johnny Depp.)

That sounds sensible.

Captain Sensible - One Christmas Catalogue

16. Gargled harem hopes to last to the end of the month.


"Gargled harem" was an anagram.

Merle Haggard - If We Make It Through December

15. A short, painful New Year for Shaky... and what came before that wasn't the best either.


Suffering, shortened, becomes Suf. January, shortened, becomes Jan.

Shaking Stevens.

Sufjan Stevens - That Was The Worst Christmas Ever

14. Get... Clemons! No chimney, obviously.


Get Carter!

Clarence Clemons.

If there was no chimney, Santa would have to use the back door.

Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa

13. Da do ones kill Andy Bell.


Da do ron ron... slays Ride.

The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride

12. The story of snow in Chelmsford or Saffron Walden.


They're in Essex.

David Essex - A Winter's Tale

11. Kids hanging around a barber's shop on the zebra crossing.


Outside an American barber's shop, there used to be a candy cane pole.

Zebra crossings have white stripes. I've probably used that before. but it worked again here.

The White Stripes - Candy Cane Children

10. The opposite of a Silent Night... with added bloodshed.


The opposite of a Silent Night...? A loud one!

Loudon Wainwright III - I'll Be Killing You This Christmas

9. My average sucks... and I always get miserable around now.


"My average sucks" is an anagram.

Kacey Musgraves - Christmas Makes Me Cry

8. Dinosaur punch goes straight to your head.


A bop to the head?

T-Rexmas!

T-Rex - Christmas Bop

7. Small Buddy Hollies jingle.


Buddy sang Rave On...

The Raveonettes - Christmas Song

6. Don't forget snarly rhinos!


Longtime readers will remember that I've used the "snarly rhinos" anagram before.

Harry Nilsson - Remember (Christmas)

5. "Two weeks off work." That's amazing!


A wonder is amazing.

"Two weeks off work." That's what Christmas means to me!

Stevie Wonder - What Christmas Means To Me

4. American sums found in delivery ward.

American sums are Maths.

So... Math is (in the room) when a child is born.

Johnny Mathis - When A Child Is Born

3. I'm not even going to write a clue for this one. Everything you need is in the picture.


Eels - Christmas Is Going To The Dogs

2. Home of Kemp, King and Scorsese... on the road, darling.


Martin Kemp, Martin Luther King and Martin Scorcese would live in a house...martins.

Caravans are homes that go on the road, love.

The Housemartins - Caravan of Love

1.  My way to wish you all yuletide greetings.


At last, the end is near...



Have yourselves a merry little Christmas!



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