Showing posts with label Paul Hardcastle. Show all posts
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Sunday, 12 January 2025

Snapshots #378: A Top Ten Wizard of Oz Songs


This week's Snapshots take us on a journey somewhere over the rainbow...

Here are ten Wicked tunes...


10. Cathedral Saint moves to firm fortress.

St. Paul's becomes a Hard Castle.

Paul Hardcastle - The Wizard

9. Where the kids make pie.

Kids In America make American Pie...

America - Tin Man

8. Dylan.

Bob - Scarecrow

7. Cut me some slack!

Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight

I wonder if he can still hit those high notes?

6. Mouse & Miles.

Mickey Mouse & Miles Jupp.

Mickey Jupp - No Place Like Home

5. They need a Kermit to perform.

Frog - Judy Garland

4. Make a sound like Kele's party.

When you make a sound, you emit noise. Kele's Party was on the Block.

Emit Bloch - Dorothy

3. Cut up, skin and blister.    

Skin & blister is Cockney rhyming slang for sister. Apparently.

Scissor Sisters - Return To Oz

2. It's a wonder if you know her...

It'd be a Wonder if gentlemen - and ladies! - of a certain age didn't recognise this Woman.

Lynda Carter - Toto (Don't It Feel Like Paradise)

1. HR twigged his real name.


"HR twigged" was an anagram of Reg Dwight...

Elton John - Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road


If you only had a brain, you'd join me back here next Saturday.

Sunday, 5 June 2022

Snapshots #243: A Top Ten Vietnam Songs

Many, many songs were written about the Vietnam war. Here are ten of the best...


10. Tough clue, starring Nathan Fillion.


Nathan Fillion was the star of the TV show Castle. Which you might have found a little hard.


9. Looks like tiny blokes.


Minutemen refers to the unit of time, but it could also mean they were really small.


8. A riddle, found in Dover.


A Jimmy Riddle, found among the white cliffs.


7. Always had wet hair.




6. Barbie & Ken do Manhattan.



5. An Innocent Baby.


Grows up to become An Innocent Man.


4. Goes well with a sledge hammer or an ice pick. 



That's a great tune.

3. Elton & Bruce prepare for fishing.


Elton John & Bruce Lee get their hooks ready.


2. How do you know when a duck is getting old?


It's bill withers, of course.


1. He's representing cubs.

"Representing cubs" is another beaut from God's Gift To Anagrams...

Bruce Springsteen - Born In The USA


This Is The End, beautiful friends. But there will be more next Saturday...


Tuesday, 25 February 2020

Hot 100 #19


This week proved to be most problematic. Normally, I just put a number into the Search Title box on my music player and it gives me a clear list of all songs with that number in the title. When I did that for 19 though, I got thousands of songs - including all the year songs from the 20th Century, from 1901 to 1999, plus any Live recordings that featured a date (Live 1987) or similarly dated remixes (1996 remix). As such, finding songs that featured the number nineteen in the title became an impossible task. I kinda gave up and went by ones I could remember off the top of my head and your suggestions. Luckily, there were some crackers among those.

Bandwise, it proved similarly tricky. The 1975, 1990s and 1910 Fruitgum Company were all disqualified for having their 19 in the wrong place, and the only caveat I allowed for a dated 19 was that I would allow the year 1919. Fortunately, there was a postpunk band from Bradford with just that name...

1919 - Cry Wolf

(Not the a-ha song, in case you were wondering.)

Points also to The Swede for finding a song that referenced that particular year...

John Cale - Paris 1919

That's a belter too.

While The Swede's here... what else does he have for us this week?

Ronnie Hawkins & The Hawks - Nineteen Years Old

Can - Nineteen Century Man

I had money on you suggesting that last one, Swede.

Speaking of songs about being 19 years old, here's another one from Lynchie...

Muddy Waters - She's Nineteen Years Old

Probably not acceptable these days.

And, of course, there's this contrasting pair which featured here a few months back...

Joe Jackson - Nineteen Forever

The Courteeners - Not Nineteen Forever

Thanks to Rigid DigitBrian and Martin for suggesting those two; the latter was in serious contention for this week's top spot.

Martin also suggested this...

Tom Waits - 2:19

...and something else, which we'll return to a little later.

Before we get onto the really obvious suggestions, here's a few less obvious ones.

Charity Chic offered...

Dave Schramm - Number Nineteen

(Link courtesy of JC, from a recent Schramms ICA over at The Vinyl Villain.)

Jim In Dubai suggested...

A dreadful song and a brilliant song this week, will let you figure out which is which :-)

The Commentators - N-N-Nineteen Not Out

(I think this may have been Rory Bremner if my memory serves me right)

I'm guessing that was your dreadful suggestion. Although it's not quite as bad as Snooker Loopy.

Christmas Island - Nineteen

That's much better.

Finally, here's John Medd, who offers...

Girl -19

Sadly, John, I couldn't find that anywhere on the internet, since putting the words "girl" and "19" into
a search engine led me nowhere. The only info I have is what you gave me...

I used to love this when I was, er, 19. It was their riposte to Alice Cooper's 18. Speaking of which...

Hold your horses, John, we'll get to next week soon enough.

OK, still before we get to the obvious choices, here's the few leftovers I managed to scrape from my hard-drive before the exercise became too futile...

Zolar X - Jet Star 19

Piano Magic - Me At 19

Eagles of Death Metal - I Got A Feeling (Just Nineteen)

(Which is almost as bad as Muddy Waters - although they have far less excuse.)

Smog - Nineteen

Finally then, the obvious ones, starting with Charity Chic, who presumed he was on for a hat-trick this week...

The Rolling Stones - 19th Nervous Breakdown

And then, there was this, which Lynchie thought HAD to be this week's winner...

Steely Dan - Hey, Nineteen

(I also had a version of that by The Atlanta Rhythm Section.)

Both were fine tunes, although the one I considered most obvious was this one, as nodded to by Alyson, Martin and Lynchie...

Paul Hardcastle - Nineteen

To be honest, all three of those were in contention this week... along with the above-mentioned belter by The Courteeners... but it's Martin who takes the prize this week for recalling one of my favourite minor hits from the post-Britpop era, although lyrically it owes a debt to 70s singer songwriters such as Rupert Holmes... and a splash of Scott Walker to boot.



Next week we become adults at last... or do we? Your 18 suggestions are welcomed... and yes, I will allow the 18th Century to get a look in, as I'm hoping there are far fewer songs with dates in from that century than this one... and not many 18th century remixes or live recordings either.

Tuesday, 7 January 2020

Hot 100 #26


Welcome back to the Hot 100. Before Christmas we got as far as #27, so basic accounting dictates we move on to number 26, as illustrated by Australian band... erm... 26. Appropriately enough, here is their song A New Beginning. Muse fans may want to give that a spin.

OK, what do you have for me this week?

Martin?

"Marshall Mathers by Eminem has the lyric..."

Startin' shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman...

Good start. I still can't help but love Eminem. Good job, because Martin continues...

"Also by Eminem, My Fault has the line...

She said, 'I am 26 years old and I am not married 
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook'...

Still makes me grin.

Anything else, Martin?

"I'm revisiting Reelin' and Rockin' by Chuck Berry for the line..."

Well, I looked at my watch, it was 10:26...

That one could run and run.

"Chic had a song called 26..."

On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26...

They did indeed, and it was on my shortlist. It was on Rigid Digit's too.

"But I reckon it has to be Waiting for the Man by The Velvet Underground and Nico, for the opening verse:"

I'm waiting for my man,
Got 26 dollars in my hand,
Up to Lexington 125,
Feelin' sick and dirty,
Huh, I'm waiting for my man.

Good choice. Even Lynchie approves...

"Damn and blast. I was going to post I'm Waiting for the Man - it's one of the few Velvets songs that's any good!*"

"*There'll be complaints about that line..."

Probably. But you're entitled to your opinion. Even if it is wrong.

C was up next, going all Gallic on us...

"If, like me, you are a bit of a sucker for just about anything sung in French, then I give you Stereolab's OLV 26."

And then came Douglas, still freezing his elbow patches* off on the picket line...

(*I'm presuming Canadian teachers have elbow patches on their threadbare blazers, just like teachers in the UK.)

"I don't recall if it has been mentioned many times already for other numbers, but Roger Miller's song  Got Two Again is chock full of numbers and sums, including this verse containing our beloved number 26:

For the second verse
I need someone to give me a number
Between 12 and 14, I'll make a verse (13!)
13, ah, 13, well, 13 multiplied by 1
You still got 13 but wasn't that fun?
Now, take that same 13 multiply by 2
26 hours the train's overdue…

Never heard that before, Douglas, but I approve.

"And if the train is indeed 26 hours overdue, then that would make R.E.M.’s 26 hour road trip described in the song Departure unfortunately twice as long, at 52 hours (keeping with the sums theme, though I suspect that if they are going via Singapore and Spain to Salt Lake City I suspect their mode of travel is more likely a plane?):

Just arrived Singapore, San Sebastian, Spain, 26-hour trip
Salt Lake City, come in spring
Over the salt flats a hailstorm brought you back to me
Salt Lake City, come in spring
Over the salt flats a hailstorm brought you back to me

"And that's all I got, folks."

Both good suggestions. Not heard Departure in ages.

Finally, Rigid Digit returned with another fine lyrical offering...

Paul Hardcastle - 19

In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26... 
In Vietnam he was 19...

Surely that will be a shoe-in in 7 weeks' time?

OK, besides those, what did my own hard-drive have to offer?

Paramore - 26

Catfish & The Bottlemen - 26

The Charlie Daniels Band - Was It 26?

(Or this more recent version...)

Chris Stapleton - Was It 26?





However, for this week's suggestion I'm going with 12 minutes of protest song, from Gil Scott Heron, reacting to the election of President Ronald Reagan in 1981. Listen to this today and change a few names and statistics and it can surely apply to a couple of more recent election results as well..

Well, the first thing I want to say is..."Mandate My Ass!"
Because it seems as though we've been convinced
That 26% of the registered voters
Not even 26% of the American people
But 26% of the registered voters form a mandate...
Or a landslide...

The idea concerns the fact that this country wants nostalgia
They want to go back as far as they can ...
Even if it's only as far as last week
Not to face now or tomorrow, but to face backwards


Next week, we reach the last quarter in our century. Your 25s will be much appreciated...


Sunday, 3 June 2018

Saturday Snapshots #35 - The Answers



Times Like These, we all need a little something to take our mind off the worries of the world. Hopefully Saturday Snapshots does that without throwing a Monkey Wrench into your weekend.

Thanks for playing as always - I think Rigid Digit just managed to steal the win from Lynchie this week, although Lynchie did try for an extra point for identifying Janet Jackson... but that was hardly difficult, was it? I'll give you half a point for cheek, Lynchie - but RD still takes it. Well done to Charity Chic for being first out of bed, though he guessed the wrong Jackson Browne song and nobody corrected him (my fault for not saying he was wrong, but I was busy yesterday watching the Solo movie... which is the first Star Wars film since the original trilogy that I'd happily watch again). Special thanks to Alyson for swooping in at the end of the day and cleaning up the one nobody got... which I'm sure Martin would have got if he hadn't been off doing something more interesting.

Anyway - the answers...


10. A stone rook, doomed to share Mick's nervous breakdown.


In chess, a stone rook would be a Hard Castle.

Mick Jagger (and the Stones) had a 19th Nervous Breakdown.

Paul Hardcastle - 19

9. After an extensive dose of peroxide, they start fooling around on the back row.


Extensive = Long, Peroxide makes you Blonde.

The Long Blondes - Lust In The Movies

8. Nudies equal Craig David's record.


Craig David's biggest hit was Seven Days, which equals one week.

Nudies are what we used to call naked ladies when I was a kid. (Such innocent times.)

Barenaked Ladies - One Week

7. Winners share a hangover at sunrise.


Winners are champions.

Too much Tequila Sunrise will give you a hangover.

The Champs - Tequila

6. Signing on behalf of the Terminator, wins the sword fight immediately.


If you sign on someone else's behalf, you write P.P.

Arnold Schwarzengger was the Terminator.

PP Arnold - The First Cut Is The Deepest

5. Pretending to be happy together in the garden, yeah?


The Turtles sang Happy Together - if they were pretending, they'd be Mock Turtles.

The Mock Turtles - Can You Dig It?

4. Stole Bruce's Cadillac: who cares!?


Bruce's Cadillac was Pink. So what?

Pink - So What!?

3. Time flies... backwards?


Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.


The Byrds - My Back Pages

(Although I did like the other suggestions - it seems quite a few Byrds songs would have fit that clue!)

2. Slipping downhill.


Too easy.

The Skids - Into The Valley

1. Johnny & June give James an E when he misses his flight.


Johnny and June went to Jackson.

James Brown + an E =



All My Life I've been waiting for Saturday Snapshots. More next week.

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