Thursday, 20 February 2025
Sequel Songs #6: Second Cab Off The Rank
There was not much more for us to talk about
And she said, "We must get together"
Tuesday, 18 February 2025
Namesakes #125: The Seahorses
SEA HORSES #1
Leaping from the oceans of Congleton and Macclesfield in 1988, these Sea Horses recorded three albums of ethereal wispiness before disbanding... just as John Squire formed his own bunch of Seahorses below. This lot kicked up a bit of a fuss, and after a while, according to a quote I found online, "Chris* Squire brought the name for an undisclosed figure and there's 15,000 reasons why we can't tell you. [The Sea Horses and their producer] each took a share to cover their losses... and not long after Chris Squire's Seahorse died." (Spoilers!)
*I don't know why they insist on calling him Chris Squire, because Chris Squire is the bassist in Yes and has nothing to do with any Seahorses. Maybe they're just taking the piss?
Sea Horses - Asking Heaven And Heart
THE SEAHORSES #2
From Sheffield in 1989 comes another bunch of Seahorses, this time supporting one Nick Fish.
He wasn't a real fish.
Nick Fish & The Seahorses - Mockingbird Lane
THE SEAHORSES #3
After falling out with Ian Brown and ending The Stone Roses, guitarist John Squire teamed up with busking songwriter Chris Helme to form The Seahorses. They didn't have the best of starts after Squire admitted he didn't like any of Helme's songs and wanted to stick with the ones he'd written instead.
These Seahorses broke up during the recording sessions for their second album after a big bust up between Squire and Helme in which Helme "turned a Larrivée guitar into match sticks".
The Seahorses - Love Is The Law
WE ARE THE SEAHORSES #4
Getting in on a technicality, this Pittsburgh band contributed a song to a 2006 Halloween compilation called Brains Are Served, which also featured Weird Paul, Sexually Active Corpse and Johnny Cash(less Society). Grab a copy next time you see it in a charity shop near you!
We Are The Seahorses - Jeffrey Caught The Green Ball
SEAHORSES! #5
Here's a little tip for John Squire next time he wants to use a band name that's already been used. Rather than shelling out 15,000 clams, how about just sticking an exclamation mark on the end?
Here are some Seahorses! (or it might just be one bloke) from Charlotte, North Carolina, in 2012.
SEAHORSES #6
Also from 2012, and not even bothering with an exclamation mark, here are some Peruvian Seahorses. From the image illustrating their bandcamp page, I'm thinking they mean no 'arm.
I chose this particular tune because of its "title"...
THE SEAHORSES #7
Next, some folky-indie Seahorses from Edinburgh, the alias of one Ailsa McEwan, whose song-writing "channels the emotional vulnerability of her hero Jeff Buckley, the dreamy melancholia of The Smiths, and the haunting existential poetry of Leonard Cohen".
Ailsa and the Seahorses - Hermit
SEAHORSES #8
And finally, some "ambient electronic indie" from Portland, Maine. This is from 2019, but they're still on the go now.
Seahorses - Let the Rain Wash Through the Holes in Your Skin
There were many more Seahorse-related bands out there - including Seahoarse, Seawhorse, The Plain Seahorses, The Winged Seahorses, Road of Seahorses, Seahorses Forever, Let's All Ride Seahorses and - my personal favourite - Seahorse Divorce.
But which band makes you see horses... and which makes you see red?
Monday, 17 February 2025
Listening Post #25: Not Enough Purple
Sunday, 16 February 2025
Snapshots #383: A Top 15 Crimes Against Music
You have been brought before me today charged with some of the most heinous crimes known to man.
How do you plead...?
15. Seen in various lit stadiums.
VariouS LIT Stadiums...
14. None of your.
None of your business!
The Business - Drinking & Driving
13. Favoured by horses...
12. Mate's wake.
Funeral For A Friend - I Am The Arsonist
11. Looks like it's where the sweet train stops.
It's almost like the Candy Station!
10. Miss Diane, you f***ing ****!
That may be my favourite clue ever. But I'm easily pleased.
9. Located in the Grenadines? Hah!
Grenadine sHah!
8. What is love? In a modern museum.
Howard Jones sang What Is Love? In the Tate Modern.
7. Holds up a group of geese.
A prop for a gander.
6. The Rock, Just Like...
The Rock is Dwayne Johnson.
Just Like... Eddy!
5. Almost like Britney on a bonfire.
Imagine a burning Spear(s)...
4. Just like heaven.
3. There's nearly a thousand of them!
2. Just part of the audience.
In fact, she used to be lead singer in theaudience...
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
1. The exported leopards find themselves in a bit of a tangle.
Saturday, 15 February 2025
Saturday Snapshots #383
Who better to help you solve the clues below than the famous detective Hercule Poirot?
Let's see if you can figure out this week's link before he does...
15. Seen in various lit stadiums.
14. None of your.
13. Favoured by horses...
12. Mate's wake.
11. Looks like it's where the sweet train stops.
10. Miss Diane, you f***ing ****!
9. Located in the Grenadines? Hah!
8. What is love? In a modern museum.
7. Holds up a group of geese.
6. The Rock, Just Like...
5. Almost like Britney on a bonfire.
4. Just like heaven.
3. There's nearly a thousand of them!
2. Just part of the audience.
1. The exported leopards find themselves in a bit of a tangle.