Wednesday, 5 March 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #133: Gene Hackman


The Reaper's been busy again.

If I'd had time, I'd have paid individual tribute to each of the following over the past couple of weeks...

Rick Buckler


Roberta Flack


Michelle Trachtenberg


Henry Kelly


The biggest name we've lost recently though is Gene Hackman, along with his wife and his dog. As I write, the true story of their tragic end has yet to be revealed, but I don't want to dwell on that. I just want to remember Lex Luthor, Popeye Doyle, Sheriff "Little" Bill Daggett, Captain Frank Ramsey and, best of all, the heroic sacrifice of the Reverend Frank Scott in The Poseidon Adventure.

On the television, a ship was sinking
It seemed so real, but it was just a movie
Made by Irwin Allen, boy, what a relief
And on the ship was Ernest Borgnine
Brave in the face of certain death
He played a cop on a pleasure cruise
Along with his wife, an ex-prostitute
Of course, Shelley Winters
She was on the ship
She was good, too, but she died
As did Gene Hackman, a preacher
Who gave his life so that others could live
He died shouting "How many more lives?"


I didn't need to dig far to find a song or two in tribute...




Tuesday, 4 March 2025

Namesakes #127: The Swans


George is back on the beat - and he's been wrestling with swans. Careful, George - they can break a grown man's arm... as Nigel Blackwell likes to remind us.

Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes

Anyway, over to Our Man In Portugal...



There’s a plethora of bands named after birds, not all of them as atrocious as The Eagles. And unfortunately there is no band calling themselves The Atrocious Eagles. Searching through the database of my music collection reveals that swans feature many times: in a must-have Sufjan Stevens album, a soul singer, gospel groups, there’s an Americana band, a chappie who never was a security guard at Graceland,  and a sonorous-industrial bunch of Americans. But the rules only allow groups called The Swans (although of late Rol seems to be stretching the rules to breaking point with some of his dodgy choices*).  So today, I give you a whiteness of Swans.

(*What are rules if not to be broken, George?)



THE SWANS #1

First, here are Philadelphian sisters Jeanne and Tina Thomas...


THE SWANS #2


The next bevy of swans is a doo-wop quartet, from 1953...


THE SWANS #3

Here’s the Mandatory Band-With-The-Same-Name Reggae track (this from 1972). It made me think of the Victor comic character, Killer Kennedy RN (and then of a boy in my year at school, Steven Kennedy, who of course had the nickname Killer).


THE SWANS #4


Our next wedge of swans are two nice young men, Brendan Wade and Paul Bell, once known as The Wild Swans, but released this soporific ballad as The Swans...


Not to be confused with The Wild Swans formed out of the Teardrop Explodes.

THE SWANS #5

More vocalising female Swans, from 1961, and a track that’s a damned sight better than the immediately prior load of old bobbins.


THE SWANS #6


Next up, a light-hearted pop tune, available free at bandcamp.

(I'm pulling a “Rol” here, 'cisne' being Portuguese for swan, although the song title is in Spanish, and unsurprisingly cisne is also the Spanish word for swan.)


THE SWANS #7


And now a doo-wop/R&B crossover bank of swans honking away in this song...


THE SWANS #8

Some Argentinian “cisnes” now, and this almost-prog track from a free EP...


THE SWANS #9


And one final vocal collection of honkers...


Not to be confused with a song by James Brown. I’ve just realised that it’s geese that honk, I think swans are more hissers. Some research needed, and here you are...


I did find another video of a swan, here and here (that last one has some hissing). 

SWANS #10


The last group are the industrial-doom-noise-merchants from New York who released a remarkably accessible album in 1989, The Burning World, and a fantastic cover version of Love Will Tear Us Apart (better than the original), and then reverted to type with their usual output that is Not For The Faint-hearted. This is from that 1989 album...


Saving the best ´til last. But what is your favourite, dear reader?

Before you make up your minds, here's one more (George-has-used-up-all-the-decent-collective-nouns) of swans, described as a "function band" from Hertfordshire. I doubt they're on discogs, but they obviously have good internet presence, because I kept finding pictures of them while looking for pictures of the bands George dealt with...

THE SWANS #11




Thanks to Rol for posting this.


And thank you again to George for filling in while I'm waiting for my broken arm to heal. Damn those swans!



Monday, 3 March 2025

THE CHAIN IS BACK!!!


Just in case you haven't noticed, Jez quietly brough The Chain back last week... so if you haven't dropped him a suggestion yet, get over to A History of Dubious Taste now and help restore the greatest interactive blog feature on the internet to its prime position.

Here are some Chains to celebrate...









Sunday, 2 March 2025

Snapshots #385: Twelve Newspaper Songs

I read the news today... oh boy!

Hear all about it below...


12. No longer a choking hazard.

He used to be a Strangler, but he's alright now.

Hugh Cornwell - Stuck In Daily Mail Land

11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...

You drew a hill?

Dru Hill - These Are The Times

10. All you do to me is...

Lyrics from their eponymous single: "All you do to me is... talk talk."

Talk Talk - Today

Remember Today? Eddie Shah? The newspaper revolution? 

9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.

The Persuasions - The Sun

8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.

The Rifles - She's Got Standards

7. Direct train to Sheffield.

S'Express - Theme from S'Express

6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.

"Tidier Tsars" was an anagram.

Dire Straits - Telegraph Road

5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.

Muddy deposits at the mouth of a river create a Delta. Good REM?

Delta Goodrem - The Guardian

4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.

Pinkertons were the detective agency in the Wild West.

Pinkerton's Assorted Colours - Mirror Mirror

3. The Munch Bunch. 

Edvard Munch painted The Scream.

Primal Scream - Star

2. O'Connor was a small baby.

Des? Tiny Child!

Destiny's Child - Independent Women

1. Stuck, and sticky.

The Jam - News Of The World

Written and sung by Bruce Foxton. RIP, Rick. 


That's all the news that's fit to print today. But another edition will hit the streets next Saturday - don't miss it!

Saturday, 1 March 2025

Saturday Snapshots #385


Welcome back to Saturday Snapshots. Time to try your hand at uncovering the secret identities of the people pictured below. And how might their songs be connected...?

12. No longer a choking hazard.

11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...

10. All you do to me is...

9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.

8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.

7. Direct train to Sheffield.

6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.

5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.

4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.

3. The Munch Bunch. 

2. O'Connor was a small baby.

1. Stuck, and sticky.


The truth will be revealed tomorrow morning!

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