Mid-Life Crisis Songs #121: Bring on the sagging everything...

Here's a photo I found in my phone. I must have taken it accidentally while out on a walk, possibly while fiddling with the music on a playlist. I quite like the effect.

And now, here's a proper Mid-Life Crisis Song by Brooklyn's Shilpa Ray. At just 45, she's a bloody whipper-snapper, but still, she's obviously starting to feel the years...

Bring on the sagging everything

Bad back and elastic waist bands

I wanna age

So disgracefully

I don't think I hear you

My tinnitus from the last generation of cokeheads

They're still jeering, it's endearing