Thursday, 7 May 2026

The Curious Case of CD32: Part #2


Continuing the tracklist of the 32nd in-car compilation I created to introduce my son Sam to as wide a variety of pop music as possible… this one from about 5 or 6 years ago, I’m guessing.

 

5. The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

“Meet the new boss – same as the old boss.” Is that the best line Pete Townsend ever wrote? I’d be tempted to say it ties with “I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth”. The line itself sounds anti-establishment (indeed, I used it prominently in my old comic strip The Jock), but Townsend himself is a conservative who apparently sneered at the hippy idealism of the Woodstock generation because he didn’t think they’d do any better than the people in power.

“As an English teacher though…” I always try to argue that there’s a clear divide between an author’s intent and the way readers choose to interpret, and that the latter will generally become the accepted reading. The only way to stop that happening is a) be blatantly transparent and leave no room for ambiguity in your writing (boring!) or b) stop letting anyone read / listen to it.

Rather than being an anti-establishment rant though, Won’t Get Fooled Again speaks more to a cynical detachment from the whole political process – a sense that whoever’s in charge, they’ll fuck it up or put their own selfish needs ahead of the public at large. In that, it’s more appropriate today than it ever was.

I’ve probably mentioned this before, but my Dad was never a fan of rock music. He’d be in his late 20s when rock ‘n’ roll broke, so too old for the teenage rebellion of it. He was a Frank Sinatra man through and through. But in his latter years, he came round to The Who, only because this – and a couple of their other hits – were used as theme tunes to the myriad of CSI shows he used to watch. He was less impressed with their Glastonbury performance in 2015 though – “bloody racket!”


6. Prince - Little Red Corvette

A few weeks back when I did the Snapshots about Synonyms For Sex, I put Prince at the top of the page, because… well, every Prince song is about sex in one way or another, and most of them don’t even try to disguise the fact. (Despite Gett Off being in my Top 5 Prince songs, I don’t think I’ll ever have the nerve to include it on one of Sam’s compilations… especially now he’s knocking on the door of teenagerdom.)

Little Red Corvette is about a one-night stand, but it’s not just a song about shagging. There’s an undercurrent of vulnerability, awkwardness, embarrassment even that often made Prince’s sexy songs more layered than a lot of 80s cock-rock records. And it also has that cheeky humour that allowed Prince to get away with stuff other lyricists would have been called out for.

I guess I should have known
By the way you parked your car sideways
That it wouldn’t last.

I love those opening lines. You’re hot, I’ll definitely sleep with you, but there’s no way we’re having a meaningful relationship when you can’t even park your car straight.

Despite all the barely-concealed euphemism in this song, I had no compunctions about including it on a compilation aimed at a seven-year-old, because… it’s a car song, right? That’s all. Just a song about a car. And Sam’s favourite movie series when he was little was Pixar’s Cars, so there were a lot of car songs on these CDs. Plus, car songs are made for driving, right?

(I read a great article about Little Red Corvette while compiling this piece. I could have quoted it extensively, but in the end I decided just to post a link.)

 

7. The Wedding Present - Kennedy

There aren’t many tracks on the early volumes which will impress the average Peel fan, but this was a good one to get Sam into because of it’s catchy “too much apple pie” refrain. Can you ever have too much apple pie? Clearly the answer is no… unless it’s metaphorical apple pie… in which case…

I hate the phrase “I was today years old when I learned...” Hate it with a passion. Especially since I heard a DJ say it on ASDA FM this morning. However, despite joyfully singing along to this tune for many, many years, it was only today that I stopped to ask myself why David Gedge called it Kennedy. I just took it to be another Classic Wedding Present Kitchen Sink Relationships Gone Wrong ™ Song. I didn’t ever consider that “And now Harry's walked away with Johnny's wife” might actually be “And now Ari's walked away with Johnny's wife”, that being Aristotle Onassis. And if you go down that route, the subsequent lines, “But if Lee's name does come up, oh well, I really want to know” take us way beyond the regular Wedding Present milieu, don’t they?

Too much apple pie, indeed.


8. Jackson Browne - Doctor My Eyes

Why didn’t you put the cover version by The Jackson 5 on, Rol? Surely that’s likely to be more appealing to your target audience than the original? 

Hmm. Yeah. I s’pose. But it’s one of those times that the perky little kid vocals grate on me. That’s not always the case with The Jacksons – I won’t have a word said against ABC or I Want You Back – but it is here. And besides, the lazy sunshiney Laurel Canyon vibe of early 70s Jackson Browne is just too much for an old man to resist. Plus, for a song that the interweb tells me is about disillusionment and loss of innocence, I’m not sure a 15-year-old vocalist can properly do it justice. Then again, Jackson Browne was only 24 when he wrote this, so hardly a G.O.M. And maybe that ironic juxtaposition was the point of the cover version. Or maybe Michael's Dad just liked getting his kids to sing songs by other artists called Jackson (see also Blame It On The Boogie).

It’s later than it seems…



No comments:

Post a Comment

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...