Friday, 21 February 2025
Bertie Fridays #4: What The World Needs Now...
Sunday, 19 May 2024
Snapshots #344: A Top Ten Songs For Tradespeople
A blob is a Splodge. The monster is from Loch Ness. Abounds means "in abundant supply".
Splodgenessabounds - I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
9. Tell her I love her before she changes direction suddenly.
Victims and blowhard intellectuals.
Tim Hardin - If I Were A Carpenter
Oh, and if you need help with any of that, try this guy...
We'll be building more memories next Saturday...
Monday, 12 February 2024
Idiomusic #3: Burning Bridges
Sunday, 28 August 2022
Snapshots #255: A Top Ten Greek Mythology Songs
This is Gal Gadot, the 21st Century Wonder Woman. Yesterday, we had Linda Carter, the 20th Century version. Wonder Woman is a superhero who traces her origins back to Greek Mythology. And here are ten songs that do the same...
10. Pucker up.
Pogue is an Irish kiss. As in Pogue Mahone, which tells you to kiss my... well, you know the rest.
The Pogues - The Wake of the Medusa
9. Meryl, Julianne, Nicole.
Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore and Nicole Kidman starred in the movie The Hours.
Great song. Great band. Much missed.
8. Halfway through, it stops moving.
Extra points if you got that one.
7. What are real berks worth?
"Real berks worth" is an anagram.
6. Canadian city haunted by Russian ghost.
Regina is the capital of the Saskatchewan province.
A ghost is a spectre. In Russian, that might be a Spektor.
5. If the Hulk played violin and cello, this is what he'd call his group.
He'd be incredible with the strings, don't you think?
The Incredible String Band - The Minotaur's Song
4. When Elvis Costello meets Kathy Kirby, they drop their aliases.
Elvis Costello is really Declan McManus.
Kathy Kirby was really Catherine Ethel O'Rourke.
Put them together and you get...
Declan O'Rourke - Zeus & Apollo
3. Late celebrity.
2. Confused mod.
That may be the shortest anagram I've ever featured.
1. Popeye boldly goes to kiss Kelly.
Gene Hackman played Popeye Doyle in The French Connection.
Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek.
Gene Simmons is in Kiss.
And finally, we have Gene Kelly.
Gene - Olympian
Sunday, 30 May 2021
Snapshots #191: A Top Ten Ship Songs
Yesterday was Leo, today it's Kate. Together they sailed on the most famous ship ever to sink.
Sink your teeth into these answers...
10. Earth's main political group?
9. Crispy relations.
Walkers Crisps, obviously.
The Walker Brothers - My Ship Is Coming In
8. Dougal's owner plays with her contraption.
Florence & The Machine - Ship To Wreck
7. Eastern European moons.
The Georgia Satellites - Battleship Chains
6. That's quite a neck, Vic.
"A neck, Vic" was an anagram.
5. In & Out.
Or
4. Birds hug Cher.
Anagram!
3. Improves your garden before June.
April showers bring forth May flowers...
2. Longer British lawman meets Western equivalent.
A Bobby becomes a Robert.
Wyatt Earp was the Western lawman.
1. Being obsessed with the games people play makes him more than just a pretty face.
By the way, if you've not caught the divine Ms. Winslet in Mare of Easttown, you really have been missing out.
More Snapshots next week, even if there's nothing else in between...
Thursday, 21 January 2021
My Top Ten "Without Phil Spector..." Songs
After completing my Top Ten tribute to the work of Phil Spector on Tuesday evening, I couldn't help but feel like there was something missing. Yes, I'd covered the very best of Spector's own musical output... but what of his legacy? If it hadn't been for his influence, chances are we wouldn't ever have heard any of the songs below... at least not in the way we know and love them.
(As to the photo above, Bruce probably regrets that now almost as much as the ill-advised Ben Affleck goatee.)
10. Cher - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
Beginning his career as a gofer for Phil Spector, Sonny Bono went on to emulate his former boss on many of the records he produced later in the 60s.
Prior to the sessions that produced this, Ring Ring, and other Spector-esque Abba classics, engineer Michael B. Tretow read Richard Williams' book Out of His Head: The Sound of Phil Spector. After that, he layered on the overdubs, and Abba's sound changed forever.
8. Spiritualized - Ladies & Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space
Jason Pierce = Phil Spector In Space.
Roy Wood made no secret of the fact that he was aiming to recreate the Wall of Sound on songs like this one and I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday. The kitchen sink was full utilised.
6. The Jesus & Mary Chain - Just Like Honey
From the opening echo-drenched drumbeats, stolen directly from Be My Baby, there's little doubt that the Mary Chain had been listening to a lot of Phil Spector.
5. The Walker Brothers - The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore
Producers Johnny Franz and Ivor Raymonde set out their stall as the British equivalents to Phil Spector, and this is probably the song that came closest to emulating the Wall of Sound sound. Ironically, it was released in 1966, the same year Spector became demoralised with the music industry following the weaker-than-expected chart performance of his masterpiece, River Deep, Mountain High.
4. The Shangri-Las - Leader of the Pack
Produced by George 'Shadow' Morton, who aimed to take Spector's sense of melodrama to the next level... and arguably succeeded on tracks such as this and Past, Present & Future. Morton wore a cape in the studio, but - as far as I know - never pulled a gun on anyone.
3. Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell
As much as Jim Steinman stole from Bruce Springsteen, he stole far more from Phil Spector. If Spector created the Wall of Sound, Steinman built another three walls and then a roof on top. Many see this as excess, but it's that very excess that appeals to me in Steinman's work. He might get more respect if he had a little more restraint... but he's all right in my book.
Back in the 90s, record company bosses tried to get Spector to work with Steinman... to produce, of all people, Celine Dion. Spector refused, saying he had no desire to work with, "amateurs, students, and bad clones of yours truly."
Steinman, in typically Steinman-esque fashion, replied, "I'm thrilled to be insulted by Phil Spector. He's my God, my idol. To be insulted by Phil Spector is a big honour. If he spits on me, I consider myself purified."
2. The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
I'm sure George will have something to say about me placing this at #2, or for choosing it ahead of anything from Pet Sounds, which Brian Wilson described as an "interpretation" of Phil Spector's Wall of Sound production technique. I will freely admit that I consider God Only Knows to be a better song than Good Vibrations (and maybe even my #1)... but God Only Knows doesn't sound as Spectorish to me as this does.
Brian Wilson created Good Vibrations with the aim of portraying his "whole life performance in one track", telling himself, "This is going to be better than You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling". Spector pulled the song apart, saying there was way too much "tape manipulation" and too many edits for it to be a "beautiful" record.
1. Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run
Well, I'm nothing if not predictable, am I?
Producer Mike Appel explains how Bruce came to him before the recording of Born To Run and said, "I’m trying to meld my lyrics with more Phil Spector-type songs and I’d like to use his production values", which Appel then helped him develop.
“Phil’s greatest lesson," Bruce later said, "was that sound, sound, sound is its own language.”
Thursday, 10 September 2020
Guest Post Thursday 11: GUITAR!!!
The arrangement and that vocal would usually be enough, but then the solo arrives and takes the track to another level.
The internet, not always the most reliable of places, cites many options for the provider of this solo, including Big Jim Sullivan, Jeff Skunk Baxter (later of Steely Dan), and John Walker - who was actually a Walker Brother, but what are the chance of a member of a 60s band actually playing on their own song?
Taylor’s musical chops were never in doubt – he was a member of the Blues Guitarists' finishing school (John Mayall’s Bluesbreakers) at 16, and is a key player on the Stones ‘Sticky Fingers’ album.
With Brian Jones, they were the second greatest pop singles band in the UK. With Mick Taylor, they were (probably) the greatest Live Rock n Roll Band standing on a stage.
Pete Shelly obviously thought so, providing a bare-bones “cheeky two note solo”. Any more than that would surely just inspire boredom in the listener.
Lifted from their first EP, which is held as the first independent single, and the last Buzzcocks outing before Howard Devoto parted for the more progressive sounding Magazine (almost denouncing Punk, and inventing Post Punk before Punk had even got going). Post-Devoto, Buzzcocks went on to release a string of the finest singles of 1978/79.
Not, as often believed, played by Dave Gilmour (although Gilmour was a key figure in Kate Bush’s signing to EMI), but supplied by a session guitarist (and Kate’s now full time band member) who’d previously appeared on Bay City Rollers records, and would later play with Bucks Fizz.
John Perry delivers another solo almost the equal on “The Beast” (from the same debut album), but in the context of this song it lifts it to another level.
They may only be truly known for this one song, but it’s not a bad legacy, is it?
Not this one – Glen just can’t wait to get it out – one verse and chorus, and let it out. Oddly placed perhaps (55 seconds in), but lets the song grow and tell the story whilst you’re still marvelling at the musical dexterity. No screaming notes, fretboard divebombs, just pure understated brilliance.
He plays it straight first time round (still fuzzed, but basically the melody line), and then later gives it a bit of welly.
I've got to hand it to you, RD, that was one fine collection of tunes. Particularly that live version of Dead Flowers. Excellent stuff.
I wonder if anyone can beat that...?
Sunday, 3 May 2020
Saturday Snapshots #134 - The Answers
10. Don't be afraid of what comes after the Lighthouse of Alexandria.
The Lighthouse of Alexandria was the Seventh Wonder of the Ancient World.
Eighth Wonder - I'm Not Scared
Written and produced by the Pet Shop Boys (which is bleedingly obvious after about 5 seconds), so it's cooler than you remember.
Eighth must be one of the hardest words to spell in the whole of the English language. See also broccoli. And I'm an English teacher.
9. Old man with Saint on French pavements.
Gary Oldman.
Roger Moore was The Saint.
Gary Moore - Parisienne Walkways
8. Equal to the nannies you might find above... the answer is plain to see.
The nannies you might find in Paris would be au pairs.
The Au Pairs - It's Obvious
7. More exciting than the first evangelist tripping me up.
Wilder than Matthew, the first evangelist.
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
6. Pulled pork forever!
My favourite clue this month.
Longpigs - On & On
(I think that's Richard Hawley right at the back.)
5. Hannibal's mother looks back on happier times.
Hannibal Lector was played by Anthony Hopkins.
Mary is the mother of god. Well, my mother, anyway.
Mary Hopkin - Those Were The Days
If you're being picky and pointing out that Mary doesn't have an s on her surname like Anthony, I can only refer you to Half Man Half Biscuit...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
4. Makes suits for Tim Booth, come sunshine or storm.
Tim Booth gets his suits from a James tailor, obviously.
James Taylor - Fire & Rain
(I think that photo was taken during his porn movie days. Not that I've ever seen a porn movie.)
3. Writing this blog... with a debt to Macca.
Writing this blog is my favourite waste of time.
I'm owing Paul.
(Alyson thought this was an answer two weeks ago. A bizarre coincidence, because I'd already compiled this post when she suggested it. I almost said "come back in a couple of weeks".)
2. Trump. Putin. Johnson. Spaniel.
A Cocker Spaniel?
As for the other guys...
Jarvis Cocker - Running The World
Still wish this had made it to the Christmas Number One.
1. Monks can't afford to take the bus... and it's starting to rain.
One of the greatest records ever made, by brothers who have to walk.
I hope you'll join me for more take-your-mind-off-it-all nonsense next Saturday. As they say: Amy Pond in a storm.
Wednesday, 27 March 2019
My Top Ten Scott Walker Songs
Reams will have been written over the past 48 hours about the importance of Scott Walker and his contribution to popular music. From my own perspective, Scott produced 4 peerless solo albums in the late 60s, often featuring what I consider to be the definitive versions of songs by Jacques Brel, but also a strong mix of his own compositions. These four albums played a strong part in the musical landscape of my 20s when my tastes began widening beyond the mainstream. Before that, he produced a run of classic hit singles with the Walker Brothers (not forgetting their 70s revival). After that, he went a bit weird. I tried with albums Tilt and The Drift, but ultimately found them hard going... a bit too experimental. I kept meaning to go back and give them another try, and maybe one day I will.
However, later in his career, when Walker was much in demand as a producer, he brought a glorious orchestral glow to one of my favourite albums of the noughties: We Love Life, the final album by Pulp. I reckon Jarvis owes a lot more than just that to Scott though.
Scott Walker was a classy gent, a unique vocalist, a reclusive figure of mystery and wonder. He could have been a much bigger pop star, but chose a different road. He'll live longer in our memories because of that.
Here are ten of my favourite Scott Walker performances...
10. Make It Easy On Yourself
Let's start with a little Bacharach & David shall we? And drench it in glorious despair...
9. It's Raining Today
Look up melancholy in the dictionary... and wait for the flourish of the string section just before the two minute mark. Classical composition tricks in a "pop" song... and lyrics that redefine heartbreak.
8. Mathilde
If I understood French, I may appreciate Brel's original versions more. I can listen to them and enjoy them, but the translated lyrics brings these tunes to life for me. That said, I still think Scott's performance and production heightens the drama and comedy of even the Brel originals. Walker + Brel = wow.
7. Mrs. Murphy
A complete kitchen sink melodrama in under 4 minutes - performed with the conviction of an operatic aria. This was one of Scott's earliest compositions... and Jarvis was taking notes.
6. Montague Terrace (In Blue)
When he chose to write the tunes himself, Noel Scott Engel could give as good as Brel... or any of the other classic songwriters he chose to interpret. Lyrics such as these would only work with Scott Walker's utter conviction of delivery...
He may crash through the ceiling soon
The window sees trees cry from cold
And claw the moon
5. Lights of Cincinatti
Sorry. Something in my eye. I bet Jimmy Webb liked this one.
4. If You Go Away
Brel rewritten by Rod McKuen. Recorded by Frank Sinatra, Shirley Bassey, Dusty Springfield, Tom Jones... but none of them know heartbreak like Scott does.
3. No Regrets
The Walker Brothers 70's comeback song. It was like Scott saying: look, I can still do hit records in my sleep. Now leave me alone!
But he had No Regrets...
2. Jackie
This could have been my Number One. Jacques Brel's finest - and funniest - composition given its definitive reading. Yes, the Marc Almond version is great, but I'm sure even Marc would agree that Scott had it nailed.
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
1. The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore
The ultimate feel-good heartbreak song. Belt it out like you won't be here tomorrow... and always remember the Alan Rickman / Juliet Stevenson version.
I could easily have gone another ten. Which of your favourites have I missed out?














































