Richard Herring is back, with another conversation starter from his book Emergency Questions...
If you had to marry a muppet - if you had to - which muppet would you marry?
Now it strikes me that this question gives (straight) female readers more choice, since the only potential muppet wife most blokes will be able to think of is Miss Piggy... and who would want to marry Miss Piggy? Except Kermit.
Don Henley & Kermit - Being Green
Well, I mean, there's that girl from the band too, but I don't even know her name.
If gender were no issue though, and I had to choose a Muppet purely on chances of compatibility, I'd probably go for Gonzo. I feel a certain simpatico for The Great Gonzo and his resilience in the face of utter failure.
Jimmy Buffet, The Great Gonzo & Rizzo The Rat - Mr. Spaceman
Which Muppet would you marry?
Wasn't it Janice, in the Electric Mayhem?
ReplyDeleteIt was. I would choose Beaker, can't resist a redhead.
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DeleteI would like to walk down Sesame Street with the two manamana girls, one on each arm. Marrying, though? C'mon, that's a bridge too far.
ReplyDeleteThe Mrs. says either Statler or Waldorf because they have money, always have good seats at the theater, are so old they wouldn’t expect much (hmm, open to interpretation) and would leave this mortal coil very soon. - Brian
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