Tuesday, 21 July 2026

Namesakes #198: The Bees


We keep hearing about how the bee is an endangered species... but that doesn't appear to be the case in the world of popular music. I couldn't believe how many bands I found named after bees... and this is just the start. Look out for further posts about The Honey Bees, The Bumble Bees, The Killer Bees and The King Bees... if I ever dare set foot in the hive again after today.



THE BEES #1

We start today in Harlem, 1954, with a cool little number from Billy "Blue" Bland and his Bees.

The Bees - Get Away, Baby


THE BEES #2

Next, some bluesy Cincinnati Bees from 1962 - oh yes!

The Bees - Oh Yes


THE BEES #3

It's been a while since we had any surfer rock on this feature, so here's some from '64. You can thank me later.

The Bees - Jadoo / Shy Boy


THE BEAS #4

There may be a spelling error here, but it's not going to prevent me from playing what may well prove to be today's best song. From 1965, who could resist Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine? From a movie of the same name, apparently.

The Beas - Doctor Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine


THE BEES #5

LA Bees from 1965, with added harmonica - always a bonus. Members of the group went on to join the W.C. Fields Memorial Electric String Band.

The Bees - Baby Let Me Follow You Down


THE BEES #6

More Californian Bees from 1966 on "Liverpool" records... presumably they thought that would help them cash in on the Merseybeat phenomenon.

The Bees - Voices Green And Purple


THE BEES #7

Skanking Jamaican Bees from 1967 from a group of musicians that discogs tells me had a wide variety of aliases (including E.K. Bunch, Pyramids Of Jamaica, Roy And Duke All Stars, Seven Letters, Sir Collins And The Earthquakes, Sonny & The Stoneagers, Symarip, The Alterations, The Bed Bugs, The Family Circle, The Jamaican Cousins, The Original Africans and The West Indians).

The Bees - Jesse James Rides Again


THE BEES #8

A swarm of Korean Bees from 1970.

Bees - 초원 (Prairie)


THE BEES #9

1973 brings us some French "jerk - pop - mooger - acid rock" according to the Tube of You. With added bagpipes if you stick around for the B-side.

The Bees - Hair-stylist / Bagpipes Are Back


THE BEES #10

Power Pop Bees from New Jersey in 1979 - that'll do for me.

The Bees - Already In Love / Shoehead


THE BEES #11

A splash of British Power Pop next, but it pales beside the previous offering, I'm afraid. Lead singer Rick Camp would go on to join the Blind Dog Beerbelly Blues Band.

Good advice for the ladies though...

The Bees - Leave Willie Alone


THE BEES #12

Austrian Schlager Bees from... I'm guessing some time in the early 80s, based on what they're wearing.

The Bees - Bleib Bei Mir


BEES #13

Greek Bees from 1984, aka Παντελής Καραχισαρίδης (Pantelis Karahisaridis), the drummer from Greek band Sharp Ties. (So why is he wearing a scarf?)

Bees - Maybe Someday


THE BEES #14

Funky South African Soul from 1988.

The Bees - She's a Witch (Tikoloshi)


THE BEES #15

Nigerian Reggae Bees, going to war in 1989...

The Bees - War


THE BEES #16

Sleazy Californian punk from 1998 - they soon changed their name to the Superbees, though the youtube poster believes that made them less super.

The Bees - Really Want To Know


THE BEES #17

The Bees I was most familiar with before I started this post. These Isle Of Man Bees released four albums between 2002 and 2010, and buzzed their way into the UK Top 30 in 2005 with a tune that Radcliffe & Maconie play on a regular basis. I might have seen them live at some point.

The Bees - Chicken Payback


THE BEES #18

Here's another band I was also familiar with, but only in their later life as The Silver Seas ("copyright issues" forced the name change... though curiously not for any of the other bands featured here today!).

They're from Nashville, though you probably wouldn't know that. Here they are in 2004...

The Bees - Starry Gazey Pie


THE BEES #19

Finally, two folky sisters from 2018. Don't be alarmed, they're from Barcelona.

The Bees - Albert


So then, Hive Mind, which Bees are best?


Monday, 20 July 2026

One Track Summer #5: I Got A New One


This is Elizabeth Nichols. She's country, but with a serious sense of humour.

John Prine would be proud.
 


Sunday, 19 July 2026

Snapshots #457: Loadsa-money songs!


Bosh bosh, zum zum, wallop - DOSH!


15. Honest stereos may not sound right.

"Honest stereos" was an anagram.

The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold

14. The end of the Affair.

He was the lead singer of The Love Affair, then he went solo...

Steve Ellis - Loot

13. If you think I'm putting one of those on my head, you must be joking.

...or Joe King. With his Crowns.

Joe King Carrasco & The Crowns - Dinero

12. Oh in your council home, he jumped on your bones, ow you're smelling it time after time.

Lyrics from Animal Nitrate by Suede, which is a radio-friendly way of referring to Amyl Nitrate.

Amyl & The Sniffers - Capital

11. Three blokes from Hull.

Or Kingston Upon Hull, to give it its full name.

Kingston Trio - Greenback Dollar

10. Managing Directors use ancient Jedi mind tricks.

The Force MDs - Tender Love

9. Wind blows down from the Sports Shoe Shop.

Southerly from JD Sports.

JD Souther - Fifteen Bucks

8. Everything must go, even one of your Es, says Bell and Orbit.

Take an E from Clearance to leave Clarence. Bell and Orbit are Williams.

Clarence Williams - Bacon Blues

7. Dirty... ...Poltergeist.

Dirty Harry meets the Enfield Poltergeist.

Harry Enfield - Loadsa Money

Elon Musk saw that video at a very early age and it made quite an impression.

6. Can be arch, always sad.

Arch-deacon gets blue.

Deacon Blue - Wages Day 

...or...

Deacon Blue - Riches

5. That's quite a coup for an officer.

Pigeons live in a coop and go coo.

Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy Old Dough

4. The King complains - that's not a Roman Century!

King Charles says you don't write 100 as XCX.

Charli XCX - Gold Coins

3. Dr. Dre's latest headphones.

The Newbeats - Bread & Butter

2. The Charlatans!

The Pretenders - Brass In Pocket

1. Don't be scared to cry.

Tears For Fears - Change


Start saving up for more Snapshots next Saturday.

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Saturday Snapshots #457


Smell the Musk!

I'm sorry. I didn't want to put any of you off your breakfast.

Here are some pictures of popular musicians. Who are they and how are their song connected?


15. Honest stereos may not sound right.

14. The end of the Affair.

13. If you think I'm putting one of those on my head, you must be joking.

12. Oh in your council home, he jumped on your bones, ow you're smelling it time after time.

11. Three blokes from Hull.

10. Managing Directors use ancient Jedi mind tricks.

9. Wind blows down from the Sports Shoe Shop.

8. Everything must go, even one of your Es, says Bell and Orbit.

7. Dirty... ...Poltergeist.

6. Can be arch, always sad.

5. That's quite a coup for an officer.

4. The King complains - that's not a Roman Century!

3. Dr. Dre's latest headphones.

2. The Charlatans!

1. Don't be scared to cry.

Answers tomorrow morning!


Friday, 17 July 2026

Mid-Life Crisis Songs #136: Porsche

We had a visit from the police a few days back. Turns out our neighbour had had his car stolen. It's a Porsche, to go with his young trophy wife. 

"He's got it back now," said the policewoman. The inference was clear: "Why am I wasting my time on this?" 

There wasn't a lot of sympathy to go round.



Thursday, 16 July 2026

Celebrity Jukebox #81: Sam Neill


Gone to hunt the great T-Rex in the sky.

As the celebrity jukebox has taught us, true immortality only exists in song... or if you have a band named after you.

This lot are unbearably loud, but they did in which every track was named after a movie Sam Neill appeared in. And it's worth noting that when they posted it on bandcamp back in 2012, "Any potential profit from the sale of this album will go to buying our bassist gear, as his amp and guitar were stolen." I hope they made enough. You may disagree.


Here's something a little easier on the ears from Tampa, Florida...


And finally, a lyrical nod from Aussie band BREADCLUB, with added T-Rex...

I don't feel like myself
Feeling like I’m in a movie
With Sam Neill
When I was in the eighties


I can't help thinking Sam deserved a better tribute, so here's a song about a Sam, by a T-Rex. Let's go out on a high...



Wednesday, 15 July 2026

Cancel Culture Club Postscript

When I began planning this series, I put together a pretty lengthy list of tunes to feature... but as time passed and enthusiasms waned, I realised it would become repetitive in many cases to go "here's another potentially racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic tune, let's rehash the same arguments we had about the last one".

Still, I figured it might be worthwhile sharing the rest of my list with you. Most of these were found by doing google searches relating to "songs that are now considered politically incorrect" or similar. So I'm not the one pointing the finger, honest guv. Apart from maybe this one...

Here's the rest of the list. Here's what we could have talked about... and if anyone feels strongly about any of the songs below, and would like to pen a few words expressing their feelings for or against cancellation, I will happily run your thoughts in a bonus edition of the CCC at a future date.

But if nobody's bothered, that's fine too.

Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army

Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time

The Knack - My Sharona 

The Knack – Good Girls Don’t

Madonna - Like A Virgin

Sam Cooke - Only Sixteen

Ram Jam – Black Betty

Sailor - Girls, Girls, Girls

Blue Mink - Melting Pot

J. Geils Band - Angel In The Centrefold

Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun

Joe Tex - Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman

Ides of March - Vehicle 

Rod Stewart - Hot Legs

Rod Stewart - Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)

Maria Muldaur - Midnight at the Oasis

The Sweet - Wig Wam Bam

The Monks - Nice Legs, Shame About The Face

Randy Newman - Rednecks 

Randy Newman - Short People

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Queen - Fat-Bottomed Girls

The Stranglers - Peaches

Nirvana - Rape Me

Elvis Presley - Kissin' Cousins 

The Who - My Generation 

If you're wondering why people take objection to that, it's for a similar reason to this...

Morris Minor & The Majors - Stutter Rap

Dire Straits - Money for Nothing

Cher - Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

The Cure - Killing An Arab

The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy 

Red Skelton & Esther Williams - Baby, It's Cold Outside

(That's the original, but you'll know one or two of the covers. I'm particularly fond of Robert Palmer's version.)

Gloria Gaynor - First Be A Woman

Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

Prince Buster - Ten Commandments Of Man

ABBA — When I Kissed the Teacher

Lulu - To Sir, With Love

Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks

Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Spasticus Autisticus

Peter, Paul & Mary - Puff, the Magic Dragon

Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man

Aren't you glad I didn't ask for your opinions on every one of those songs?

That said, if there are any that you feel strongly about... send me your thoughts!


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