Saturday Snapshots #474

This quiz is rigged! It's bad, it's really bad. And the people who play it CHEAT! That's how they win. If I were to play it, I would win bigly, because I am the best at quizzes ever. I would win in a LANDSLIDE! Everyone says that. People come up to me all the time and they say, "Sir - why don't you play Saturday Snapshots?" And I say, "because it's a stupid game for LOSERS!" I bet they can't even identify the people below - all of whom voted for me - or work out the link... which is clearly something to do with Russia, because everything is linked to Russia in the end. Except me, which I DENY! 

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

15. Stamp it: HIT! Or something like that.

14. Trucker paint job indecision.

13. The ability to cough up furballs and be terrified of cucumbers.

12. Lard replaced by 8's Namesake and Scouse Stan.

11. Sideshow bloke isn't completely odd.

10. Hammond, Camus and Einstein were misplaced and suspicious.  

9. Savages.

8. Cougars and Pumas run wild in Essex.

7. Geoff and Darlene shack up together.

6. Turn the wedding attendant, Ms. Juniper.

5. Oscar was a lazy sod.

4. Hendrix strums, denying the order of things.

3. She spends some of her time in Carsphairn, and the rest in civilization.

2. Hardworking insect get fried in a fish restaurant.

1. Small settlement where The Midwich Cuckoos lived... on film.

Answers tomorrow. I won't need them, because I got them all RIGHT. You probably will though: LOSERS!