Bosh bosh, zum zum, wallop - DOSH!
15. Honest stereos may not sound right.
"Honest stereos" was an anagram.
14. The end of the Affair.
He was the lead singer of The Love Affair, then he went solo...
13. If you think I'm putting one of those on my head, you must be joking.
...or Joe King. With his Crowns.
Joe King Carrasco & The Crowns - Dinero
12. Oh in your council home, he jumped on your bones, ow you're smelling it time after time.
Lyrics from Animal Nitrate by Suede, which is a radio-friendly way of referring to Amyl Nitrate.
11. Three blokes from Hull.
Or Kingston Upon Hull, to give it its full name.
Kingston Trio - Greenback Dollar
10. Managing Directors use ancient Jedi mind tricks.
9. Wind blows down from the Sports Shoe Shop.
Southerly from JD Sports.
8. Everything must go, even one of your Es, says Bell and Orbit.
Take an E from Clearance to leave Clarence. Bell and Orbit are Williams.
Clarence Williams - Bacon Blues
7. Dirty... ...Poltergeist.
Dirty Harry meets the Enfield Poltergeist.
Elon Musk saw that video at a very early age and it made quite an impression.
6. Can be arch, always sad.
Arch-deacon gets blue.
...or...
5. That's quite a coup for an officer.
Pigeons live in a coop and go coo.
Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy Old Dough
4. The King complains - that's not a Roman Century!
King Charles says you don't write 100 as XCX.
3. Dr. Dre's latest headphones.
2. The Charlatans!
The Pretenders - Brass In Pocket
1. Don't be scared to cry.
Tears For Fears - Change
