Showing posts with label Shins. Show all posts
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Sunday, 19 July 2020

Saturday Snapshots #145 - The Answers


Here's a Bombshell - the answers to yesterday's Snapshots. Hopefully it wasn't too much a Longshot for you...



10. Protect with pads. Tra la la.


Footballers protect their shins with pads.

The Shins - Simple Song

9.  Stop mucking about - this is relevant!


Relevant = germane.

Jermaine Jackson - Let's Get Serious

8. Fast forest apple elephant.


Fast = fleet. Forest = wood. Elephant = tusk.

Too easy.

Fleetwood Mac - Tusk

Doesn't really sound like anything else Fleetwood Mac ever did... or anyone else, for that matter. I love that there was a time when tracks like this were hits. And why the hell is it called Tusk?

No, don't tell me, it'll only spoil it.

7. Norse computer brand offers contradictory directions.


The computer I use to compile this feature every week is a Dell. Vikings were Norse men.

The Del Vikings - Come Go With Me

Come? Go? Make up your mind.

6. Tongue twisting rain chatter.


Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About The Weather

5. Out of focus, but can be plugged in anywhere.


A universal adapter can be plugged in anywhere.

Blur - The Universal

Second greatest Blur song ever.

4. Drumming medic alienates frog.


I honestly forgot who this was between compiling the competition and coming to do the answer's post. It took me ages to pick apart than anagram. I don't know how you guys do it so quickly each week.

Gloria Estefan - Dr. Beat

Considering the serious artist Gloria became, it's worth watching this video to see how wacky she was in her earlier days.

3. Phone company gets philosophical.


Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It

2. Where Warren considered afterlife activities, Bob just wanted the exit... by air, presumably.


Warren Zevon was looking for Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.

Bob Seger just wanted to Get Out Of Denver.

We all know the tragic irony of Leaving On A Jet Plane.

John Denver - Leaving On A Jet Plane

I never get tired of hearing that.

1. Forced romance by highest ranking attractions.


"I'm gonna make you love me!"

"Restraining order, please."

Highest ranking is supreme, attractions are temptations.

This is audio perfection... although it's interesting that Eddie Kendricks has a higher voice than Diana Ross.



The Monster returns next Saturday. Until then, keep driving Fury Road...


Tuesday, 14 May 2019

Hot 100 #40


Only one band could illustrate the moment that Life Begins in our Hot 100 Countdown (even though, like Benjamin Button and the hero of Martin Amis's Time's Arrow, we're aging backwards). I was never s huge UB40 fan, and I prefer the Neil Diamond original of the above song to their hit version, but I always quite liked their famous "I'm a prima donna" mondegreen. (Apparently they sing "Ivory Madonna"... but I don't believe it for a second.)

(Speaking of UB40, Rigid Digit found one in The Bangles - Going Down To Liverpool...

Hey there
Where you going with that UB40 in your hand?

...which is always welcome here because it features Leonard Nimoy in the video. And if you're wondering how The Bangles know what a UB40 is/was, they probably didn't. The original was by Katrina & The Waves.)

Anyway, as you can imagine, there were a hell of a lot of songs with the number 40 in the title. I'm not even getting onto lyrical nods this week, unless you guys specifically brought them up. Let's see how quickly we can rattle through the list...

Starting, as if often the case, with The Swede, who kicked us off with a serious contender...

Jimmy Buffett - A Pirate Looks At 40

Longtime readers will know that I've always got time for Jimmy B - I may even be a parrothead. As with many of Jimmy's songs, this one has a nautical theme... yet it also tackles the mid-life crisis in a beautiful way.

Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late

Ian McNabb does a pretty cool version of that too, but sadly I can't find it on the interweb and don't have time to upload it right now.

Onto The Swede's other fine suggestions, the last of which opens up a whole avenue of possibilities...

Cotton Mather - 40 Watt Solution

The Shins - 40 Mark Strasse

Matt Elliot - Forty Days

As Lynchie points out, "there's a lorra, lorra songs with the title "40 Days and 40 Nights", although my favourite is by Scruffy the Cat."

Alyson offered another one of those...

The Enemy - 40 Days And 40 Nights

And then there were these...

The Exploding Boy - 40 Days

Steppenwolf - 40 Days & 40 Nights

David Knopfler - Forty Days And Nights

The Piney Gir Country Roadshow - 40 Days & 40 Nights

Meat Loaf - Forty Days

Roddy Frame - 40 Days of Rain

Along with a couple of twisted variations on the same theme...

The Donnas - 40 Boys In 40 Nights

Badly Drawn Boy - 40 Days 40 Fights

And if 40 days wasn't enough for you... try 40 years!

Attila The Stockbroker - 40 Years

Wreckless Eric - 40 Years

(Great lyrics on that one.)

Rodney Crowell - Forty Winters

Phew. After all that, you probably need...

Frazier Chorus - 40 Winks

Or, at the very least...

Ella Mae Morse - 40 Cups of Coffee

(My average daily intake.)

Back to your suggests, and both Lynchie and George reckoned this would be a solid contender...

Duane Eddy - 40 Miles Of Bad Road 

While Rigid Digit dared to mention the Unmentionables... but then redeemed himself with this...

Franz Ferdinand - 40

And also offered this, which breaks the rules, but still deserves a spin, if only for its title...

Traffic - Roamin Through The Gloamin With 40,000 Headmen

And now I shall hand you over to our Canadian correspondent, Douglas McLaren, making a welcome return this week with a whole bunch of fine suggestions...

I felt like I had to keep up the Canadian side once again when we hit 40. A fun one, for starters, is by Canada's (former) house band... 

The Tragically Hip - Coconut Cream 

There's a cannon shooting
Coconut cream
40 gallons in a steady stream
There's a cannon shooting
Coconut cream
40 gallons at a steady stream...

Then there is, of course, the granddaddy of Canadian folk rock, Gordon Lightfoot, who can teach you how to be an Auctioneer

And no, we don't actually have a forty-five dollar bill here in Canada. 

Perhaps that's because the original came from the USA, Douglas (it's featured here before as my dad used to be an auctioneer when I was a boy).

Leroy Van Dyke - The Auctioneer

Back to you, Douglas...

If neither of those floats your boat, and Canadian music ain't your thing, perhaps you might be inspired by... 

Johnny Cash - Forty Shades of Green

A fine tune, Douglas... as is this version...

Dexys - Forty Shades of Green

Speaking of Johnny Cash though, I'm surprised nobody suggested this one...

Johnny Cash - When It's Springtime In Alaska (It's Forty Below)

Sorry, Douglas, I keep interrupting you...

Or perhaps... 

John Lennon - Life Begins at Forty

....though that might be a bit depressing for some:

They say life begins at forty
Age is just a state of mind
If all that's true
You know, that I've been dead for thirty-nine...

A fun demo, that, though as John Medd points out, it became tragically ironic.

John Winston Ono Lennon (1940-1980)

But Douglas isn't done yet...

If that's too long for you... 

They Might Be Giants - Stormy Pinkness

...clocks in at just a-minute-and-nine, with the following typically nonsensical lyrics:

Your progression
My digression
Forty days this afternoon

Finally, in the spirit of cheating just a little, perhaps a shot at a real favourite of many would be...

REM - Texarkana

The lovely lyrics contain 40,000. That's not far off 40, is it? Just 39,960 or so.

Forty-thousand stars in the evening
Look at them fall from the sky
Forty-thousand reasons for living
Forty-thousand tears in your eyes

A belter that. And I'll see your REM, Douglas and raise you...

REM - 40 Second Song

From Canada we then journeyed halfway round the world to Australia, with another welcome
return from my old pal Deano who's just about to celebrate a rather relevant birthday. Remember, Deano - "life begins!" Cough cough.

He describes his first offering as "a silly, but oh so much fun, one hit wonder from New Zealand." Sounds perfect!

Dave and the Dynamos - Life Begins at Forty


Next, "a Tasmanian-via California-via Nashville country singer that I have really started to enjoy recently. She’s lived those forty years (“I got battle scars around my eyes. I got old boyfriends with bitchy wives. I look back and I wonder why.I’m forty.”) Sadly, she died young after a cancer

Audrey Auld - Forty

That's lovely.

Deano's final offering comes from a classic country songwriter: "In the process of discovering Tom T Hall at the moment, and enjoying every moment of it. What a songwriter. In this one, he talks about a funeral, and reflects on the fact that the dead guy owed him $40."

Tom T. Hall - The Ballad of Forty Dollars

(Speaking of Forty Dollars - you could also try The Twilight Singers - Forty Dollars.)

Staying with country,  George came back with "a belter of a country song"...

Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton - 40 Miles from Poplar Bluff

Brilliant. And here's a little more classic country...

Boxcar Willie - 40 Acres

All of which leaves me with just a handful of my own selections that nobody else mentioned, so I thought I'd make this post even longer by counting down my Top Five 40 Songs. I actually did a Top Ten 40 Songs seven years ago when I did turn 40 and three of these (as well as a bunch of your suggestions) featured there. That was on the old blog though which exists now only in my archives, so no link, I'm afraid.

5. Wire - 40 Versions

Schizophrenia writ large.

4. Frank Turner - Love Forty Down

Anyone for a tortured tennis metaphor?

Quite an amusing video though, once you realise Frank is playing tennis against Jason Isbell.

3. Ocean Colour Scene - 40 Past Midnight

Yeah yeah yeah, say what you like about Ocean Colour Scene, but when they nailed it - they nailed it.

2. Robert Palmer - Top 40

Batley Bob goes Sinatra. Classic!

1. Mercury Rev - Opus 40

Swirling, majestic hippy-tastic nonsense. The Rev at their (almost) best. Trippy!



Phew. Definitely need 40 winks after all that. Luckily, next week's winner is a shoe-in... unless you know different.

Tuesday, 29 May 2018

Hot 100 Countdown #82



Last week, unable to find a decent song with 83 in the title, I had to go searching lyrics... and came up with ten great lyrical mentions.

This week, I considered doing the same, and there were plenty to choose from... not least of which being Asia - Heat of the Moment, as suggested by Rigid Digit.

However, I didn't need to do that in the end, as there were a number of tracks in my collection that featured 82 in the title...

The Shins - Fall of '82

Danielle Dax - Big Blue '82'

Fun Boy Three - Summer of '82

All good songs... but none of them in the same class as this. From his first album, which very few people bought... at least until after his third album. Back when he was just a Dylanesque folk singer, not the future of rock 'n' roll...

I still love it.


81 next week. What have you got for me?


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