Monday, 29 January 2024
Neverending Top Ten #6.7: The 150th CD
Sunday, 27 August 2023
Snapshots #307: A Top Ten Songs Named After Boats
Sunday, 19 March 2023
Snapshots #284: A Top Ten Grandparent Songs
It's my birthday today, but now that I've passed the half century, we don't celebrate them anymore.
It's also Mother's Day though, and my mum's a great grandma... as well as a great-grandma.
Here are ten songs about grandparents...
10. Easy access acorns.
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Good Enough For Grandad
9. Bernau, Dessau, Weimar artists.
Three cities where you would find the Bauhaus school of art.
Bauhaus - Watch That Grandad Go
8. Mr. Pageboy in a muddle.
"Mr. Pageboy" was an anagram.
7. Musical Miles, in the Mile High City.
John Miles made Music.
The Mile High City is Denver.
John Denver - Grandma's Feather Bed
6. Strong odour on the tracks.
There's a grand funk on the railroad.
Grand Funk Railroad - Look At Granny Run Run
5. What Billy keeps waiting for.
Billy is waiting for The Great Leap Forward.
The Great Leap Forward - My Grandfather’s Cluck
4. Mr. Owen / Anderson is finished.
Clive Owen / Anderson is done.
And no, I couldn't bring myself to include the St. Winifred's School Choir. I do have some standards.
3. Mine king gets a peerage.
King Solomon had some mines. Burke's has a peerage.
Solomon Burke - Be Bop Grandma
2. What's new... and what's shakin'?
What's new, pussyCAT... and Shakin' Stevens =
1. It's Brew Hill!
Anagram!
Bill Withers - Grandma's Hands
Sunday, 18 December 2022
Snapshots #271: A Top Ten Jet Songs
10. He knocks over his pint on Peter's Blue daughter.
He's a Spiller. She's the daughter of Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
Spiller featuring Sophie Ellis Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)
9. Freddie's German Empire.
Freddie Mercury was the lead singer of Queen. The German Empire was the (Third) Reich. Metal bands do love their umlauts...
8. Follow this stylish band to get to De City.
You would follow De Sign to get to De City.
Design - The Jet Song (When The Weekend's Over)
7. Reg Dwight's room at the Crossroads.
Reg Dwight is, of course, Elton John. (Who could have featured in this countdown with B-b-b-Bennie & The Jets.) If Elton was on tour, he might stay at the Crossroads Motel.
Elton Motello - Jet Boy Jet Girl
Those of you who know about such things will recognise that as the original version of the song that would become Plastic Bertrand's Ça Plane Pour Moi. The Elton Motello version was a bit too rude for the time, so they changed the lyrics to nonsense French and a worldwide hit was born.
6. Perfect world.
One for Brian!
5. Fifteen hundred hours, definitely.
The Three O'Clock - Jet Fighter
That's a top video.
4. One twisted Messiah.
One, twisted, is Eno. And he's not the Messiah, (He's a Very Naughty Boy).
Brian Eno - Here Come The Warm Jets
3. Virgin takes money meant for one man and gives it to another.
Mary is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Peter, Paul & Mary - Leaving On A Jet Plane
I prefer John Denver's version, but he's featured here before. PP&M haven't.
2. Albert's Devil Men.
Anagram!
Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner
1. Caught in the middle of the swing shift, without a shroud.
No pall (or Paul) in the middle of this SWING Shift...
They're only the band the Beatles could have been.
Sunday, 26 June 2022
Snapshots #246: A Top Ten Diamond Songs
A Diamond Geezer introduce a Top Ten Diamond Songs... though there were quite a few more I didn't have room for in the jewellery box.
10. Flying fast over MacArthur Park, Hadley claims to be Solo.
Tuesday, 4 May 2021
Conversations With Ben #15: It's Grim Up North
Sunday, 19 July 2020
Saturday Snapshots #145 - The Answers
10. Protect with pads. Tra la la.
Footballers protect their shins with pads.
The Shins - Simple Song
9. Stop mucking about - this is relevant!
Relevant = germane.
Jermaine Jackson - Let's Get Serious
8. Fast forest apple elephant.
Fast = fleet. Forest = wood. Elephant = tusk.
Too easy.
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
Doesn't really sound like anything else Fleetwood Mac ever did... or anyone else, for that matter. I love that there was a time when tracks like this were hits. And why the hell is it called Tusk?
No, don't tell me, it'll only spoil it.
7. Norse computer brand offers contradictory directions.
The computer I use to compile this feature every week is a Dell. Vikings were Norse men.
The Del Vikings - Come Go With Me
Come? Go? Make up your mind.
6. Tongue twisting rain chatter.
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About The Weather
5. Out of focus, but can be plugged in anywhere.
A universal adapter can be plugged in anywhere.
Blur - The Universal
Second greatest Blur song ever.
4. Drumming medic alienates frog.
I honestly forgot who this was between compiling the competition and coming to do the answer's post. It took me ages to pick apart than anagram. I don't know how you guys do it so quickly each week.
Gloria Estefan - Dr. Beat
Considering the serious artist Gloria became, it's worth watching this video to see how wacky she was in her earlier days.
3. Phone company gets philosophical.
Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It
2. Where Warren considered afterlife activities, Bob just wanted the exit... by air, presumably.
Warren Zevon was looking for Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.
Bob Seger just wanted to Get Out Of Denver.
We all know the tragic irony of Leaving On A Jet Plane.
John Denver - Leaving On A Jet Plane
I never get tired of hearing that.
1. Forced romance by highest ranking attractions.
"I'm gonna make you love me!"
"Restraining order, please."
Highest ranking is supreme, attractions are temptations.
This is audio perfection... although it's interesting that Eddie Kendricks has a higher voice than Diana Ross.
The Monster returns next Saturday. Until then, keep driving Fury Road...