Thank The F-Word It's The Friday Before Christmas

It's Christmassssss! As Noddy always says.

Or, "it's fucking Christmasssssss," as I usually mutter. 

Eric Idle said it best...

Still, it's the last day of work for a couple of weeks, so Merry Christmas to you all. 

Or, as Mr. Garrison says...

Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas

Or, as the punks say in Japan...

And finally, a song which makes the F-word seem tame... from some very respectable ladies.

Merry Fucking Christmas to you all.

Kenny Wednesday #8 - The Best POSSIBLE Taste

8. Kenny Everett - Snot Rap

I never got to hear Kenny Everett on the radio. He was sacked from Radio 1 before I was born and though he ended up on the station of my youth, Radio 2, in the early 80s, I never caught the Saturday lunchtime show on which he made an infamous joke about Margaret Thatcher... and amazingly kept his job (for a while). I wish I had heard him, because he would have been exactly what I wanted from a radio DJ back then.

I loved his TV show though, and watched it from an early age... even though I suspect I was too young for much of the material. I'm not sure how well it would hold up today, but when I was 12, I thought Sid Snot, Cupid Stunt, Reg Prescott and Gizzard Puke were hilarious. I loved the Snot Rap single too. And it still makes me smile today. Considering some of the wholly innocuous records the BBC cheerfully slapped a banned sticker on in the 80s, I'm amazed this got played...




And while we're on the subject of comedy Kennies, I'd be remiss if I didn't give a mention to Kenny McCormick, whose musical career has been rather hampered by his hood being zipped up too tight... and the fact that he keeps getting killed. Doesn't stop him though...




Only two Kennies to go. The last one has been set in stone from the start, but there's still time to sway my position on #9 if you act quickly. If I've forgotten your favourite Kenny... speak now or forever hold your peace.

Kenny G fans, this is your moment! Start your petitions now...