Showing posts with label Squire. Show all posts
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Friday, 31 May 2024

Cnut Songs #28: The Youth Of Today

Continuing this week's theme of stealing content from the past (because it's Half Term and I'm lazy), here's something I posted on the book of faces in 2016, when I was teaching at The Bad Place. I guess I didn't post it here because back then , all I pretty much did on this blog was write about music... 

Squire - The Face Of Youth Today

A recent conversation with a student highlights the problem with the yoof of today...

Me: JK Rowling took a lot of her ideas for Harry Potter from Lord of the Rings...

Student: Yeah, but Harry Potter is much better than Lord of the Rings.

Me: Why's that?

Student: Harry Potter has his own theme park.

Me: Oh, so that's how we judge the worth of a story, the "greatness" of literature, is it? If they give them their own theme park?

Student: Yeah - I mean, who else can you name who has their own theme park?

Me: Mickey Mouse... Truly one of the greats of literature. After all, it was William Shakespeare himself who created Mickey Mouse.

Student: Did he???

Young Galaxy - Youth Is Wasted On The Young

Worse still, when relating this story to others in the staff room, a teaching assistant in her early 20s immediately responded: "Did he? I didn't know that."

Amy MacDonald - Youth Of Today

All of which brings me to my theory about what's wrong with the yoof of today. They have no cultural awareness beyond their own lifetime...even beyond the last couple of years in most cases. This is the fault of the internet and 57 channels of TV. When we were kids, we 3/4 channels, we watched whatever was on. Which often was old stuff made long before we were born. And we were happy with that. And it made us aware of cultural history. By the time I was 16 (the age of the above student) I was well-versed in Hitchcock, Bogart, 50s sci fi, Orson Welles, Universal horror films of the 40s, Hammer, Clint Eastwood et al. On top of all the stuff I grew up with (Star Wars, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller). Nowadays, you can comfortably watch E4 all day and never see anything older than Friends. And why would you ever watch something in black and white? 

River City People - When I Was Young

Which leads me to another conversation I had with another 16 year old recently...

Me: What's your favourite film?

Student: Magic Mike 2.

Me: Really. And why do you like that?

Student: Dunno.

Me: Well, why the sequel? What makes Magic Mike 2 better than the original Magic Mike?

Student: It's newer.

Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie

It's worth pointing out that when I originally posted this 8 years ago, a couple of people who've known me for a long time and who are similar ages to me suggested that I wasn't typical of the average 80s teen in the way I reached back to old black and white movies, that many of my contemporaries just watched new stuff back then and never looked back at all. I wonder if you'd agree?


Sunday, 18 September 2022

Snapshots #258: A Top Ten Circle Songs


Ever feel like you spend your life going round and round in circles? 


10. Nobleman and landowner.


That would be you, Squire.


9. Ponderous substance.



8. Onomatopoeia punch for Charles. 


Give a Thack! to Ray (Charles).


7. Pound, Furman and Miller are worse. 


Ezra Pound, Ezra Furman and Ezra Miller can't hold a candle to these guys...


6. While others fell behind, Mr. Bragg kept going.


Billy pressed on.


That's a cracker.

5. Woody is a plonker.


Woody Allen meets Rodney Trotter (you plonker!)


So is that.

4. Jim Bob and Fruitbat not pictured.


Jim Bob and Fruitbat were in Carter USM. But not in...


3. As you can tell by their clothing, this lot are keen sewers. 


Keen sewers was an anagram.


2. Blue painted set.



1. Dottie Danger.


Before she joined the Go-Gos, she was drummer in the punk band The Germs, under the pseudonym "Dottie Danger".


Circle back here next Saturday for more...


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