Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Namesakes #167: The Critics


It's true what they say... everyone's a critic!

And if you think I chose this band name just so I could use that line... I'll give you 5 stars.

THE CRITICS #1

Starting off today with some reggae from 1970. A double A-side single which featured Sexy Frankie’s song Tea, Patty, Sex And Ganga on the flip side. Class.

Critics And The Nyah Shuffle - Behold

THE CRITICS #2

A group of people wearing masks

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Austrian songwriter Bob Wesling, aka Norbert Daum, aka Apolleon, aka TT Thumb, was also the man behind these Critics from 1980 (or 1978 if you believe the tube of you) using a disco soundtrack to celebrate the death of disco. Irony was alive in Austria in the 70s, even if disco wasn’t.

The Critics – Disco Is Dead

THE CRITICS #3

A group of men posing for a photo

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Newcastle based rock band… Newcastle, New South Wales, that is. Originally active in the early 80s, but the album they recorded in 1982 was never released… not until 2019, when it finally saw the light of day via the camp of bands.

The Critics - Flight From Maryville

THE CRITICS #4

Punky 5-piece band from Rochdale in 1981.

The Critics – Town Girl

THE CRITICS #5

A group of men sitting in a theater

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Chicago power-pop band from the mid-90s who also appeared as the house band on a TV talk show hosted by Danny Bonaduce of The Partridge Family.

The Critics – Love Discreet

THE CRITICS #6

A group of men sitting at a bar

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Back to Australia for some Perth punks from the early noughties…

The Critics – Pull Your Head In

THE CRITICS #7

Some kind of Christian Rock gubbins from 2004.

The Critics – Soul Still Remembers

THE CRITICS #8

Jazzy German Critics – who appear to sing in Spanish - from 2014.

The Critics - Todo el Mundo ama a Peggy

CRITICS #9

A group of men standing outside

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“Dirt pop” – whatever that is/was – from That London in 2015. Careful – they have a gun.

Critics – I Have A Gun

THE CRITICS #10

A group of men in suits and sunglasses standing in front of a brick wall

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And finally today, some LA-based Critics (everyone's definitely a critic in LA!) who have been kicking around since the beginning of the 20s – already, that’s more than half a decade ago. This is their most recent offering…

The Critics - Town Heroes

Which band gets the Critic's Award... and which ones just get criticism?


Monday, 8 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 (3)


It's 2025... though as far as these guys are concerned, it might still be 1995...


19. Kim Deal – Nobody Loves You More

A spur-of-the-moment purchase earlier this year based on the fact that the CD was selling for less than a tenner in its week of release… let that be a lesson to all pop stars out there: if Kim can do it, you can too!

Anyway, this is Kim Deal’s debut solo album  – worthy of note, considering that the artist formerly known as Mrs. John Murphy has been banging away at this racket for 40 years now (and has released a bunch of solo singles over the years, just never a long player).

Certain tracks naturally remind us of The Breeders…

Kim Deal – Big Ben Beat

…but there’s a real range demonstrated across this record, including a deeply moving song about the effects of Alzheimer's on Kim's mum…

Are you mine?
Are you my baby?
I have no mind
For nothing, but love
Are you mine?
How you seen me lately?
I have no time
I have no time
Let me go
Where there's no
Memory of you
Where everything is safe
And nothing is true

Kim Deal – Are You Mine?

…and the title track, which may well be the sweetest love song I’ve heard all year.


18. The Lemonheads – Love Chant


There always has to be a caveat when compiling these end of year lists that records released in the last month or so probably won’t do as well as ones that I’ve been enjoying all year. It should come as no surprise to anyone though that Evan Dando was one of the last people to get off his lazy arse and offer up a new record this year… particularly as this is the first original Lemonheads album in almost 20 years (not counting two fine cover version collections, Varshons I & II).

The Lemonheads - Fear of Living

Much has been written about why the Slacker King has been absent so long – and from what I’ve heard of his live shows this year, he’s still not completely on the wagon. His voice is a lot deeper than it used to be, and he looks less like the Grunge Heartthrob of the 90s… and more like a street bum who’s wandered into the recording studio in search of some White Lightning. Despite that, as one of the heroes of my youth, it’s great to have him back.

17. Counting Crows - Butter Miracle, The Complete Sweets!

And now for the one that should have been disqualified on the grounds of a) good taste; b) the worst album cover I’ve seen in a long time; b) the fact that half of it was originally released as an EP in 2021. In my defence, when I posted a song from it back then, Martin was grudgingly seen to reply, “That was better than expected.” Which only goes to show that whatever you post on the internet will one day be dug up to embarrass you in later years… so be very careful next time you’re planning on telling anyone how much you’re looking forward to the new Oasis album. (I have no idea whether there’s a new Oasis album… god, i hope not... but really, how could they resist the opportunity to cash in further?)

Counting Crows - With Love, From A-Z

Anyway – Counting Crows. From a similar era to the Lemonheads, yet somehow unable to achieve the same level of cool. The very fact then that I place this record one spot above Evan and co. will damn me in the eyes of many. (And looking like a street bum these days is one step up on looking like an extra in The Sopranos, Adam.)

I could offer the defence that this came out in May, so I’ve had much longer to relish it, but really… I should probably quit while I’m ahead. If you’re of the opinion that Counting Crows are beneath you, nothing I can say will change that. Bring on the brickbats…



Sunday, 7 December 2025

Snapshots #425: Furniture Songs


Here's someone with an eye for a nice piece of furniture. Hopefully he'll be impressed by some of the antiques below...


16. Hawaiian Dick. 

Thomas Magnum was a Private Dick who worked in Hawaii.

Magnum - Rockin' Chair

15. County Lineman goes Statewide.

Wichita is in Kansas.

Kansas - Closet Chronicles

14. That’s original.

Genesis is another word for origin.

Genesis - I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)

13. Up early for a jog.

Morning Runner - Burning Benches

12. A Chandler, and a friend of Bing.

Chas was a famous Chandler. Bing Crosby went drumming with David Bowie.

Chas & Dave – The Sideboard Song

11. They’re knock outs – OK?

KO-OKs.

Kooks - Sofa Song

10. Eric, likes Bruce.

Eric Church sang about Springsteen.

The Church – Shadow Cabinet

9. In the styles of US TV ratings.

US TV ratings are the Nielsen Ratings. Harry brought the Styles.

Harry Nilsson - Good Old Desk

8. Trapped in the Soweto battleground.


SoWETo battLEGround.

Wet Leg - Chaise Longue
 
7. Basil, the Fantastic Doctor.

Basil Brush, the Fantastic Mr. Fox, Dr. Fox (he wasn't a real doctor).

Fox - S-S-Single Bed

6. A young mix of languages and a non-dairy milk.

Kids are young. Mixed languages are creole. Non-dairy milk might be coconut.

Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Stool Pigeon

5. Basic card game for Puff and Toothless.

The Snapdragons - Dole Boys On Futons

4. Elton Johny was very confused.

"Elton Johny" was an angram.

John Leyton - Cupboard Love

3. Partridge: like a small version of a Smith.

Alan (Partridge) is Morrissette.

Alanis Morrissette – The Couch

2. Stevie is a strong, resilient guy… but he can’t spell.

Wonder's tough.

The Wonder Stuff - Welcome To the Cheap Seats

1. Feeling trapped in a shadeless garden.

ShADELEss garden.

Adele - Turning Tables


You'll Love the Joy of more Snapshots next Saturday.

Saturday, 6 December 2025

Saturday Snapshots #425


It's Saturday morning, it's 8:30 - must be time for that quiz that's designed to get under your skin. Start spreading the news...

Who are the people below and how might their songs be connected?


16. Hawaiian Dick. 

15. County Lineman goes Statewide.

14. That’s original.

13. Up early for a jog.

12. A Chandler, and a friend of Bing.

11. They’re knock outs – OK?

10. Eric, likes Bruce.

9. In the styles of US TV ratings.

8. Trapped in the Soweto battleground.


 7. Basil, the Fantastic Doctor.

6. A young mix of languages and a non-dairy milk.

5. Basic card game for Puff and Toothless.

4. Elton Johny was very confused.

3. Partridge: like a small version of a Smith.

2. Stevie is a strong, resilient guy… but he can’t spell.

1. Feeling trapped in a shadeless garden.

Come Fly With Me to the answers tomorrow morning.


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