Tuesday, 14 September 2021

Cnut Songs #6: Working On The Highway


(They've even got roadworks on Abbey Road.)

I counted last night. On my 25 minute (post rush hour) journey home, I had to stop at 7 different sets of temporary traffic lights. And that's when I choose the best route! 

Someone has taken a map and stuck pins (multiple pins) in every possible path I can take to get home from The Bad Place, then dug the road up in all those places. There's no shortage of work in roadworks, it seems.

Then I saw something that made me realise what was actually going on. On the back of the Highway Maintenance trucks, the answer is there for all to see. I don't know if it's the same where you live, but  in my area the backs of those trucks read:

Highway Maintenance - We WILL Beat Covid-19

Clearly all these roadworks aren't about laying cables or fixing water mains or resurfacing cracked tarmac. They're actually looking for a cure to the coronavirus! It must be buried somewhere round here. I hope they find it soon.




Monday, 13 September 2021

2021 Contenders: Old Friends


Andrew Howie is a Scottish musician I discovered recently through The Roddy Hart Show. I was very taken by a couple of the tracks I heard, and decided to investigate his new album, Pale White Branches, figuring he was a talented newcomer...

Turns out he's been on the go since the turn of the century, first recording under the name Calamateur, attracting the attention of John Peel and other Radio One evening jocks. A quick look at his discography reveals 21 records to investigate, ranging from acoustic to electric guitar, ambient to electronica. Further study is clearly required, but for now I'll content myself with Pale White Branches, particularly the song Broompark Drive, a stunning remembrance of a long lost teenage friendship from the 80s...

On Broompark Drive
In the summer of eighty-five
Where the crossroads cut
Through our lives

You gave me a home from home
An alliance to call my own
Footprints to follow through
The great unknown

It was a baptism into the American dream
For this middle-class kid raised on state-side TV
With your jam you called jelly, your room called a den
It seems pedestrian now but it was glorious then

You had a digital watch with its own secret PIN
This was cutting-edge tech you could keep phone numbers in
And when you gave me my own in September that year
It was like catching a glimpse of the final frontier

We had late-night sleepovers locked in your room
Reading James Dobson's book page seventy two
And you had to explain with a static silhouette
With your fingers and thumbs against the television set

When I spiked up my hair up and got laughed out of school
I'd come round to your house and we'd joke and play pool
And those cruel little bastards could never compare
To the warmth of your home and the peace I found there

Then your dad got a job back home in the States
And your good-bye gift was this alarm clock that played tapes
And it lay by my bed like a delicate shrine
Until the digits wore out and I lost track of time

Now it's been thirty-five years since we were warmed by that flame
And there have been times when I've thought I should look up your name
But some friendships burn bright and then flicker down low
And there are places and times we just need to let go

Like Broompark Drive
Nineteen eight-five
Where the crossroads cut
Through our lives


Sunday, 12 September 2021

Snapshots #206: A Top Ten Netherlands Songs


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I've never seen anything like you guys working together to crack the answers on Saturday Snapshots.

As our songs today all relate to The Netherlands, I called up one of their famous sons, the late Rutger Hauer, to help us hitch a ride to the answers... 


10. Where Impartial Ernie stays, next door to 5.

Ernie was a Milkman. If he was impartial, he'd be neutral. #5 is a hotel.

Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945

9. Interesting snooker player, not a bad guy.

The snooker player was Steve "Interesting" Davis (thank, Spitting Image).

Steve Goodman - The Dutchman

8. Middling racecar.

Malcolm was in the middle. McLaren builds racecars.

Malcolm McLaren - Double Dutch

7. Stern nephew. Geddit?

That's one big anagram.

The Wedding Present - Rotterdam

6. Probably one of the places the Human League went on holiday.

The Human League went to The Lebanon. The capital city is Beirut.

Beirut - August Holland

5. Hotel for me and him.

The Two Ronnies said "Goodnight from me and him".

Ronnie Hilton - A Windmill in Old Amsterdam

4. I'm outraged by the price some petrol stations charge.

Me... Shell-Shocked!

Michelle Shocked - 5AM In Amsterdam

3. French Jim, not quite brill.

James in French is Jacques.

Jacques Brel - Amsterdam

2. Sweet Home Alabama?

The Beautiful South - Rotterdam

1. He covets lollies.


Anagram!

(And yes, I know New Amsterdam was the original name for New York... so nowhere near The Netherlands. But I'm presuming it was named by Dutch settlers.)


Nether mind if you didn't get them all. There will be another chance next Saturday.


Saturday, 11 September 2021

Saturday Snapshots #206


It's been a Skeleton Service this week here at My Top Ten due to the start of the new college year, but I'm still counting down to my new job, so hanging in there, because like an anti-Wyclef, I'll be gone by November.

Meanwhile, it's time to put on your X-ray Spex for another edition of Saturday Snapshots. Can you see through the clues below to identify ten famous artists... and then work out which of their songs are connected? 


10. Where Impartial Ernie stays, next door to 5.

9. Interesting snooker player, not a bad guy.

8. Middling racecar.

7. Stern nephew. Geddit?

6. Probably one of the places the Human League went on holiday.

5. Hotel for me and him.

4. I'm outraged by the price some petrol stations charge.

3. French Jim, not quite brill.

2. Sweet Home Alabama?

1. He covets lollies.


The answers will have developed by tomorrow morning. 



Friday, 10 September 2021

Memory Mix Tape #5: Charlie Had A Budgie


I reckon I was about 8 years old, maybe 9, when the Junior School took us to a Youth Hostel in Kettlewell. We went on a minibus (there weren't many kids in my Junior School) and stayed overnight, maybe two nights, I don't know. All I really remember is playing in the stream in the sunshine, and everybody in bunk beds in the evening; a tipsy teacher sticking her head round the door and asking us all to quiet down.

I have one photograph from this trip, faded and orangey, like summers were back then. There's a slight scratch on the photo near the face of my "girlfriend" at the time, Jacqueline B. I remember we went through a phase of hanging out together a lot, playing "cats and dogs" (more innocent than in sounds) and one time she kissed me on the lips in the playground. But neither of us really knew what that meant. The scratch came from when I kissed the photograph, and then rubbed away the saliva. It does look like another one of the kids is attacking her with a mini lightsabre, but I know the truth. By the following summer we'd drifted apart, and it would be more than ten years before a girl kissed me on the lips again.

All this came flooding back to me yesterday while I was listening to Bluebird, a track from the new Arab Strap album. There's a bit in the middle of this (otherwise quite tame, by their standards) song, where Aidan Moffat growls...

The shitehawk is nocturnal
He thrives in the night
Hiding in the bushes as he hawks his shite

And suddenly, I was on that minibus again, singing along at the top of my voice along with everyone else...

Charlie had a budgie, a budgie, a budgie
Charlie had a budgie, a budgie had he
It flew in the daytime, it flew in the night
And when it came back it was covered in...
Charlie had a budgie, a budgie, a budgie...

I don't think I've sung that song, or even thought about it that much, for at least 40 years (why would I?). But now I can't get it out of my head...


I did have to google Charlie Had A Budgie, to make sure I hadn't imagined it. Fortunately, the internet confirmed its existence, along with a number of variations, mostly about Charlie having a pigeon, which is just wrong.

(And to this day, I still wonder why it came back covered in... anything.)


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