As a wave of UFO sightings sweeps the world, surely we must ask ourselves whether shooting them out of the sky is really the smartest option?
The objects in the sky may be unidentified, but I'm sure you had no problem identifying this lot...
10. Inside next issue: dead pigeons!
Inside next isSUE: DEad pigeons!
9. Persson of interest found near Dortmund.
The Persson of interest would be Nina Persson. Hagen is a German city near Dortmund.
8. Killers from Barking.
7. Joel + Arthur + Lard.
Billy Joel + Arthur Lee + Mark 'Lard' Riley...
Billy Lee Riley - Flyin' Saucers Rock 'n' Roll
6. John, Harry & Charisma.
John Carpenter, Harry Carpenter and Charisma Carpenter...
The Carpenters - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
"We are your friends..."
5. You can't argue with this lot.
The Undisputed Truth is out there!
4. The Sound & The Fury, relatively.
William Faulkner wrote The Sound & The Fury.
Isaac Newton had a theory of relativity.
3. Gloating goat found in cut price store.
The gloating goat would be Billy Bragg, here pictured in Wilko... sorry, Wilco.
Billy Bragg & Wilco - My Flying Saucer
2. Valet, can be green or golden.
A valet can park your car. Grahams can be Golden or Greene.
Graham Parker - Waiting For The UFOs
1. Stolen Bounty.
A Bounty is a chocolate bar. If it's stolen, then it becomes hot property.
Is this song about Errol Brown's very own close encounter? No doubt about it...
Hot Chocolate - No Doubt About It
