Snapshots #383: A Top 15 Crimes Against Music

You have been brought before me today charged with some of the most heinous crimes known to man. 

How do you plead...?

15. Seen in various lit stadiums. 

VariouS LIT Stadiums...

The Slits - Shoplifting

14. None of your.

None of your business!

The Business - Drinking & Driving

13. Favoured by horses...

The Sugarcubes - Theft

12. Mate's wake.

Funeral For A Friend - I Am The Arsonist

11. Looks like it's where the sweet train stops.

It's almost like the Candy Station!

Candi Staton - Blackmail

10. Miss Diane, you f***ing ****!

That may be my favourite clue ever. But I'm easily pleased.

Benny Profane - Rob A Bank

9. Located in the Grenadines? Hah! 

Grenadine sHah! 

Nadine Shah - Stealing Cars

8. What is love? In a modern museum.

Howard Jones sang What Is Love? In the Tate Modern.

Howard Tate - She's A Burglar

7. Holds up a group of geese.

A prop for a gander.

Propaganda - Abuse

6. The Rock, Just Like...

The Rock is Dwayne Johnson. 

Just Like... Eddy!

Duane Eddy - Stalkin'

5. Almost like Britney on a bonfire.

Imagine a burning Spear(s)...

Burning Spear - Slavery Days

4. Just like heaven.

Nirvana - Rape Me

3. There's nearly a thousand of them! 

999 - Homicide

2. Just part of the audience.

In fact, she used to be lead singer in theaudience...

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor

1. The exported leopards find themselves in a bit of a tangle.

The Teardrop Explodes - Treason

I sentence you all to more Snapshots next Saturday...

Snapshots #331: A Top Ten Tiger Songs

Ten tiger-tastic tunes to make your Sunday roar-some!

10. Half a city in Hawaii.

That city would be Honolulu.

Lulu - I'm A Tiger

If you only watch one video this week, make it that one. The way that tiger's pacing, I'm convinced it's going to eat Lulu by the end of the song.

9. Those obnoxious aliens.

That's their name, translated from Japanese - the band were named after a famous manga comic.

Urusei Yatsura - Hello Tiger

8. Befuddled by Dundee Day.

Dundee Day was an anagram.

Duane Eddy - Tiger Love and Turnip Greens

7. They came, they saw, they conquered.

The Caesars - Paper Tigers

6. Travelling saint demands his coffee white.

St. Christopher needs his milk.

Apparently these guys were one of David Bowie's favourite bands back in the day...

Christopher Milk - Tiger

5. Feels good inside.

Feels good inside.

Eels - Tiger In My Tank

4. Greasy ladies knock on wood.

The Pink Ladies were in Grease. Eddie Floyd knocked on wood.

Pink Floyd - When The Tigers Broke Free

3. Lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

Bermuda Triangle.

Mud - Tiger Feet

2. Events spiral, out of control.

"Events spiral" is an anagram.

April Stevens - Teach Me, Tiger

Parental advisory suggested.

1. Stoic leftovers.

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

I'll be rising up, back on the street with more of this nonsense next Saturday.