Wednesday, 29 July 2026
One Track Summer #9: Encyclopedi-ite
Sunday, 16 February 2025
Snapshots #383: A Top 15 Crimes Against Music
You have been brought before me today charged with some of the most heinous crimes known to man.
How do you plead...?
15. Seen in various lit stadiums.
VariouS LIT Stadiums...
14. None of your.
None of your business!
The Business - Drinking & Driving
13. Favoured by horses...
12. Mate's wake.
Funeral For A Friend - I Am The Arsonist
11. Looks like it's where the sweet train stops.
It's almost like the Candy Station!
10. Miss Diane, you f***ing ****!
That may be my favourite clue ever. But I'm easily pleased.
9. Located in the Grenadines? Hah!
Grenadine sHah!
8. What is love? In a modern museum.
Howard Jones sang What Is Love? In the Tate Modern.
7. Holds up a group of geese.
A prop for a gander.
6. The Rock, Just Like...
The Rock is Dwayne Johnson.
Just Like... Eddy!
5. Almost like Britney on a bonfire.
Imagine a burning Spear(s)...
4. Just like heaven.
3. There's nearly a thousand of them!
2. Just part of the audience.
In fact, she used to be lead singer in theaudience...
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
1. The exported leopards find themselves in a bit of a tangle.
Tuesday, 12 March 2024
Namesakes #76: The Audience
Friday, 12 January 2024
Title Fight #6: Bastards, Winos and Pessimists
Anyway, as I've been down with the lurgy this week, I don't have much to say for myself beyond throwing a few more songs with interesting titles your way. Interesting images too, like this one...
This is Bobb Trimble, "psychedelic folk/outsider musician" from Massachusetts. Bobb self-released two albums in the early 80s (above is the cover of his debut record, Iron Curtain Innocence) before packing the psychedelic folk / outsider shit in and going off to do something more respectable with his life. Like not having a backing band made up of 12 year old kids that resulted in them getting barred from venues scared of losing their liquor licences. The albums were re-issued in the early noughties after second hand copies started going for silly money on eBay and taste-makers like Thurston Moore began dropping Bobb's name.
Bobb Trimble - Killed By The Hands of An Unknown Rock Starr
Next up, a couple I owe to Ernie. Firstly, African-American country singer Howdy Glenn. I'd never heard of him until Ernie pointed me in his direction a couple of weeks back, but he's a welcome discovery. In the copious notes I make while preparing this feature, I scribbled the following...
"Who Makes a Wino's Bed? Ernie."
Asked and answered, it seems.
Howdy Glenn - Who Makes a Wino's Bed?
Ernie also responded to Khayem's recent 1000th post and they got into a bit of banter about reggae singer John Holt. Ernie wondered if any others wanted to take up the John Holt baton. I'll admit, I didn't have a lot from Mr. Holt in the hard-drive, but this one caught my eye.
John Holt - Sweetie, Come Brush Me
I've no idea why John wants brushing. Please tell me it's not a euphemism.
And now, I bring you "the driving force behind 'The New Wave of Swedish Celtic Punk'", described by one critic as pioneers of "Celtic Social Realism". Swedish Celtic Social Realism, that is. They're also the only Swedish band ever to have performed for two consecutive years at the Woodstock Festival. The Woodstock Festival in Poland, that is.
Full disclosure, Finnegan's Hell didn't come up with the song title below... they just stole it from Oscar Wilde. Still, you know what Picasso said...
Finnegan's Hell - Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class
Finally, I'd just like to point out that the current Number One on the UK Singles Chart is a song I first wrote about back on the 18th of August 2022. Look at me, the taste-maker! Woo hoo! It's not got the greatest title in the world, but given that I am now clearly an Influencer, I can make up my own rules.
Meanwhile, at #8 in the aforementioned Completely Irrelevant Streaming Aggregate still known as the "Official Singles Chart" (surely it's time they dropped the word "Singles"?), it's a re-entry for the lovely Sophie Ellis-Bextor's 23 year old Number 2 hit, Murder On The Dancefloor. This is largely due to the Irish actor Barry Keoghan dancing naked (and I do mean: naked) to it at the end of the recent movie Saltburn.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
Now I've always had a lot of time for the daughter of Blue Peter's Janet Ellis. I even saw her play live a couple of times in the late 90s with theaudience, a band who certainly knew their way around a song title. To whit...
theaudience - If You Can't Do It When You're Young, When Can You Do It?
theaudience - I Know Enough (I Don't Get Enough)
Sunday, 18 December 2022
Snapshots #271: A Top Ten Jet Songs
10. He knocks over his pint on Peter's Blue daughter.
He's a Spiller. She's the daughter of Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
Spiller featuring Sophie Ellis Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)
9. Freddie's German Empire.
Freddie Mercury was the lead singer of Queen. The German Empire was the (Third) Reich. Metal bands do love their umlauts...
8. Follow this stylish band to get to De City.
You would follow De Sign to get to De City.
Design - The Jet Song (When The Weekend's Over)
7. Reg Dwight's room at the Crossroads.
Reg Dwight is, of course, Elton John. (Who could have featured in this countdown with B-b-b-Bennie & The Jets.) If Elton was on tour, he might stay at the Crossroads Motel.
Elton Motello - Jet Boy Jet Girl
Those of you who know about such things will recognise that as the original version of the song that would become Plastic Bertrand's Ça Plane Pour Moi. The Elton Motello version was a bit too rude for the time, so they changed the lyrics to nonsense French and a worldwide hit was born.
6. Perfect world.
One for Brian!
5. Fifteen hundred hours, definitely.
The Three O'Clock - Jet Fighter
That's a top video.
4. One twisted Messiah.
One, twisted, is Eno. And he's not the Messiah, (He's a Very Naughty Boy).
Brian Eno - Here Come The Warm Jets
3. Virgin takes money meant for one man and gives it to another.
Mary is robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Peter, Paul & Mary - Leaving On A Jet Plane
I prefer John Denver's version, but he's featured here before. PP&M haven't.
2. Albert's Devil Men.
Anagram!
Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner
1. Caught in the middle of the swing shift, without a shroud.
No pall (or Paul) in the middle of this SWING Shift...
They're only the band the Beatles could have been.






























