Showing posts with label Misty's Big Adventure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misty's Big Adventure. Show all posts

Monday, 16 October 2023

Self-Help For Cynics #10: The Storytelling Brain

Feeling brow-beaten 
Day after day,
I think it's over, but I just can't get away

You said, forget it,
Well, don't jump the gun,
You're laughing this time, 
Next time, you might be the one
To tell...
The Story of the Blues!

First they take your pride,
Turn it all inside,
And then you realise you've got nothing left to lose
So you try to stop,
Try to get back up
And then you realise, you're telling 
The Story of the Blues.

At a California university in the 1950s, a rather bizarre experiment took place.  

A man is sitting in a chair with lots of electrical wires coming out of it. Some of these wires are taped to his arms, his legs and his face with electrodes. One by one, a group of student volunteers are led into an adjacent room where they can see the wired-up man through a window. A scientist in a white coat tells them that they are taking part in an experiment, that it’s quite safe, and that it’s for the good of humanity. All they have to do is follow instructions.

On the desk in front of them is a box with a big red button on. The scientist checks his watch, consults his clipboard, and then says, “Push the button.”

The student pushes the button.

The man in the next room suddenly begins to scream and convulse, his body twisting and writhing, his face stretched in agony. This goes on for a few seconds before it stops and the man slumps back into his chair.

“Did I…?” says the volunteer, looking concerned. “Was that because I…?”

“Press the button again,” says the scientist.

“Wait, no, did I…?”

“Press the button again.”

“I don’t want to hurt him. You said it was safe. I don’t think—”

“Press. The button. Again.”

The student pushes the button again.



As recommended by Ben, I’ve started reading Dr. Faith G. Harper’s Unfuck Your Brain. At first, I found her tone a little uncomfortable for a science / self-help book, because she swears. A lot. Not just in the title of the book, but pretty much every other sentence. She also uses a lot of slang and hipster / yoof speak that seems out of place for a medical professional of her age (not that I know exactly how old she is, but she doesn’t look like a fresh-faced Millennial). 


However, after a chapter or two, I found myself warming to her style, even appreciating it. She clearly knows her shit (to use her vernacular), and throws a lot of heavy brain-science at you, but does so in a way that’s very down to earth and actually quite endearing after a while. Your own mileage may vary, but I’m starting to learn that we can choose how we react to things, whether we like them or not. We don’t have to follow our initial instincts… which is a good thing, since my initial instinct appears to be hardwired to dislike most things automatically… and then just go along with that, without question. This may well have something to do with a concept Dr. Faith has just introduced me too: my storytelling brain…


It's not just English teachers, frustrated wannabe novelists and people who spend far too much time writing about obscure musical trivia on the internet who have storytelling brains… we all do. Here’s Paul J. Zak, director of the Centre for Neuroeconomics Studies at Claremont Graduate University in California. 

…as social creatures who regularly affiliate with strangers, stories are an effective way to transmit important information and values from one individual or community to the next. Stories that are personal and emotionally compelling engage more of the brain, and thus are better remembered, than simply stating a set of facts.

Weirdly, this is something I’ve been teaching my students for a while now in my own clumsy way, without really understanding the science behind it. The writing question in GCSE English Language Paper 2 gives students an opinion such as “Homework is a waste of time” or “Prisons are too lenient” and then asks them to write an article, speech or letter in which they argue their opinion on this subject, for or against. I regularly advise students that the worst thing they can do is to start out by telling the reader their opinion and bombarding them with facts – much better to open with a story that illustrates their opinion in a persuasive manner. 


We all love stories – and good stories make us care about characters and want to know what happens to them. Even unpleasant characters. Stories help us process our own experiences, emotions and relationships. Through stories we gain empathy which helps us connect and stay connected with other people (remember how the amygdala is interested in protecting our place in society as much as saving us from danger?). You meet your mate in the pub? What’s the first thing you say after the initial greetings and small talk are out of the way? “You’ll never guess what happened to me this week…”


Storytelling is also what our brains do when they’ve not got anything more important to deal with. That’s why our brains keep telling stories when we’re asleep – dreaming. That’s why our minds wander when we’re driving home and we start to construct stories about what we’ll have for tea, where we’re going this weekend, the conversation we might have with our significant other. We make plans, which are just stories, and try to head off conflict (which is an essential part of any story, but something we go out of our way to avoid in real life). And Dr. Zak even believes it’s why we slow down to look at car accidents – it’s not out of a ghoulish desire to see mangled bodies and twisted metal, it’s self-preservation. If we can construct a story about why it happened, we can then stop the same thing happening to ourselves. So don’t feel guilty the next time you drive by a multi-car pile-up: the scientists have given you a free pass to gawk.


Stories help us learn. This is something good teachers understand. Even barely average to occasionally piss poor teachers like myself pick it up eventually. Say I’ve got to explain the imperative voice to a class. I can give them the grammatical explanation like so…

“The imperative mood is a verb form used to make a demand, issue a warning, or give advice or instructions. The subject of sentences in the imperative mood is implied to be the second-person pronoun “you,” but the word usually isn't actually included (e.g., “close the door”).”

Or I can tell them the story at the top of this post, to illustrate the power of a command sentence that uses the imperative voice. 

Is it a true story? Well, I’m sure I’ve read about similar experiments that were used to explain why so many Nazi soldiers followed the orders of the Third Reich in WWII… but whether it’s true or not really doesn’t matter. The fact is, that story is far more likely to help your brain remember the definition, purpose and power of the imperative voice than reading a dozen grammar textbooks back to back ever will. 


Still with me? Sorry, this is a long one.

I've been through hell
On my way to hell
I only fought with myself
So I'd have a story to tell


Stories help us learn because they create recognisable patterns which relate to our own experiences. Or, to use science talk, they create and strengthen neural pathways. Here’s an explanation from The Great Minds Clinic

A neural pathway is a series of connected neurons that send signals from one part of the brain to another.

We already have a series of neural pathways, and we are creating new ones all the time. An example of an early neural pathway is that if a baby smiles, he or she is rewarded by a smile in return and possibly a cuddle. The same baby may work out that if he or she touches something sharp, it may hurt. Both are valuable learning experiences.


Neural pathways tell our brain how to react to whatever is thrown at us on a daily basis. That includes things we’ve dealt with before and things we’ve only ever seen or heard about second hand (which is why we’re so interested in car crashes). It’s like the basic programming language you might have learned in school, starting with IF…

IF b > 10 THEN GOTO 20.

Or, to put it into language Dr. Faith G. Harper would be more likely to approve of…

IF hungry sabretooth tiger approaching THEN getthefuckoutofDodge!


All very useful in terms of keeping us alive, which you’ll recall is our brain’s number one function.

Except…

Except sometimes we create neural pathways that are significantly less useful, using stories that reinforce negative or self-destructive responses and ultimately lead us into a world of pain and misery.

Which is where I’ll pick up next time.


(A reminder, if you're new here... I'm writing these posts for myself, to help me understand my own mental health and hopefully manage it a little better than I have been doing over the past few years. They may be of interest to you too, but I'm not preaching. Or, as Todd Snider puts it, "I did not do this to change your mind about anything, I did this to ease my own mind about everything".)

Sunday, 13 May 2018

Saturday Snapshots #32 - The Answers


Summertime and the living is easy. Perhaps not as easy as you lot keep proving the answers to Saturday Snapshots to be...

I think Rigid Digit took it again this week. I tried to mix it up a bit by changing the start time. Maybe next week I'll start it at 5am and see who's up then (Brian?). Well done to the rest of you who worked hard on the rest though - the winner isn't always the one who gets up first and nabs the easy ones. The true winners are the ones who work at hard the tougher ones... sometimes discovering answers involving bands you've never heard of (so top marks to Alyson for #6).

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by how many Captain & Tennille fans there are reading this blog. Or maybe just people who once they've seen The Captain... have had many, many sleepless nights as a result.


10. Young Strummer wasn't a pretty boy - and he didn't think much of you either.


Joe must have been an ugly kid?

Ugly Kid Joe - (I Hate) Everything About You

9. Muse over these siblings - their affection spills out.


Matt Bellamy is the lead singer of Muse.

The Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow

8. Followers of Paul and Jimmy are seemingly zero.


Paul Young and Jimmy Young.

The Young Disciples - Apparently Nothin'

7. She's electric - a faux murder mixes with no mutants.


Hole guitarist goes solo... and sounds better for it.

"a faux murder" is an anagram of her surname... minus the X (for mutants).

Melissa Auf der Maur - Lightning Is My Girl

6. Father John takes Pee Wee's place to date a lady plasterer cum brain surgeon.


Father John = Misty.

Pee Wee went on a Big Adventure.

Misty's Big Adventure - She Fills The Spaces In My Mind

5. Steve Rogers unites with Young, Diamond, Tennant, Hannon, Finn, Armstrong, Gaiman, Kinnock, Patrick-Harris and Sedaka. Again!


Steve Rogers is Captain America.

Those are ten Neils.

If you think that picture's scary... watch the video!

The Captain & Tennille - Do That To Me One More Time

4. A ceramic dick.


Some clues write themselves.

Moby - Porcelain

3. A bunch of hairdressers will murder me this evening.


Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

2. Can you eat a huge apple in 60 seconds at the Regatta, boss?


Don is the mafia boss.

Henley Regetta.

New York is the Big Apple.

Don Henley - New York Minute

(Look, Boys of Summer would have been too easy.)

1. Is this Morrissey's moggy? If so, I'll shoot it.


Cat? Steven's! I'm gonna get me a gun...

Why doesn't this ever get played on the radio anymore? It's much better than Father & Son...




More next week... unless The Captain has come for his revenge.


Thursday, 15 March 2018

My Top Ten Professor Stephen Hawking Songs



We lost a true genius yesterday. And I don't mean Jim Bowen. (Still, RIP, Jim. Any other day, I might have done a Bullseye Top Ten.)

I don't pretend to understand most of what Professor Stephen Hawkings wrote... but I'm glad he was writing it. Here are ten songs to mark his passing...

Special mentions to MC Hawking, Pink Floyd's Talkin' Hawkin' and Carl Sagan featuring Stephen Hawkings - A Glorious Dawn.


10. Barenaked Ladies - A History Of Everything

The theme tune to the sitcom The Big Bang Theory seems an appropriate track to begin with... especially since Stephen Hawking was a guest star on that show.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

9. Yes - Real Love

Pretentious, portentous prog has never seemed so appropriate...

Get the fire, as the flame it burns,
Get the wind as it slowly turns.
Get the earth...
Get the sky...

Far away, in the depths of Hawking's mind
To the animal, primalistic grind,
You bring me reason, a simple fact of life.

8. Misty's Big Adventure - Black Hole

Excuse the ropey live version on youtube: I had to find room for this despite that.

7. Weezer - Da Vinci

Forget A Brief History of Time - if you get a mention in a Weezer song, you'll live forever!

Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you
Stephen Hawking can't explain you
Rosetta Stone could not translate you
I'm at a loss for words...

6. Chris Bell - I Am The Cosmos

Let's face it: he was the cosmos.

5. Manic Street Preachers - Me & Stephen Hawking

Personally, I think this is as close as the Manics ever got to writing a nonsense song. Professor Hawking was renowned for his sense of humour though, so he'd probably appreciate that.

Overjoyed, me and Stephen Hawking, we laugh
We missed the sex revolution
When we failed the physical

4. Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Probably my favourite Muse song... and there aren't many.

3. Cake - Frank Sinatra

This Cake classic begins with a reference to Cosmic Background Radiation...

We know of an ancient radiation
That haunts dismembered constellations

...wherein, according to New Scientist, Stephen Hawking's initials can be found... along with a phoenix, a donkey, a parrot and a deer.

Whether you believe that or not, the radiation emitted by black holes has apparently been christened Hawking Radiation.

2. Radiohead - Fitter, Happier

For a time, some people believed that the robotic vocals on this track from OK Computer(scientifically proven to be Radiohead's best album) were delivered by Stephen Hawking himself. Others believed it was just Thom Yorke speaking through a voice synthesizer to make him sound a little warmer and more human than usual. Turns out the former is closer to the truth: the vocals were actually delivered by Fred Cooper, the man who gave voice to Apple's voice synthesizing programme... the one that became most famous as the voice of Professor Hawking.

1. Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun

The first song that occurred to me when I thought about doing this Top Ten is probably the one that has least to do with Professor Stephen Hawking... but it's still a tremendous noise.



Provide A Brief History of Your Suggestions in the comments, please.

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

My Top Ten Songs About Bad Neighbours


So we'll (hopefully) be moving house in the next couple of weeks.

I'll let you come to your own conclusions as to why...

However, I dedicate this post to my friend and comic collaborator Rob Wells, whose "naughty neighbour" experiences make ours pale into insignificance, and whose hilariously confessional graphic novel 'Sack, Crack & Back (& Brain)' has just been shortlisted for this year's Myriad Editions First Graphic Novel Competition.Congrats, Rob, you deserve to win... the rest of you, just be glad I didn't do a 'Sack, Crack & Back' Top Ten.


10. ZZ Top - Neighbor, Neighbor

The double-Zs aren't too happy that their neighbour has spread a malicious rumour about them to the missus. Cue instant, non- neighbourly retribution.

9. Reverend & The Makers - Noisy Neighbour

The Reverend takes revenge on a noisy neighbour by turning up his stereo...

I've got a noisy neighbour
We don't see eye to eye
He hoovers up at 1am
But we'll drown him out tonight

Pretty soon there's a knock at the door
And the Window Wobbler's shaking the walls
Turn my music way up loud
It's your turn, how you feeling now?


8. Paul Simon - One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor

Like many people with bad neighbours, Paul Simon doesn't like to make a fuss...

I heard a racket in the hall
And I thought I heard a fall
But I never opened up my door
It's just apartment house sense
It's like apartment rents
Remember: one man's ceiling
Is another man's floor


7. Misty's Big Adventure - I Buried The Neighbours

Well, that's one solution...

(Rob: don't do it!)

6. Benji Hughes - Neighbor Down the Hall

Benji Hughes isn't afraid to admit it: he is your bad neighbour!

The landlord's really coming down on me
He says if he gets just one more call
In the middle of the night about my stereo
I'm gone


So... what you gonna do about it?

5. Beck - Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)

Based on two scary-ass neighbours who lived in the flat below Beck, this begins with a recording (or is it a re-enactment?) of one of their arguments.

Acid casualty with a repossessed car
Vietnam vet playing air guitar
It's just the shitkickin' speedtakin'
Truckdrivin' neighbors downstairs
Yeah


4. Space - Neighbourhood

Mostly forgotten Scouse-Pop anthem from EIGHTEEN years ago that begins with a dated Lloyd Grossman reference!

In 110 they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the TV with the repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty
Cos they're all doing time


3. Richard Thompson - Psycho Street

As he explains in the live intro linked to above, Richard Thompson really hates the TV show Neighbours... largely because he doesn't think it's at all realistic: the folk who live next to him are anything but good friends.

A man pours petrol through his neighbor's letterbox
And throws in a match, the house is engulfed in flames, as the neighbors
Jump from the upstairs window he films the whole thing on video
He plays it back to them later in hospital
"Things have been pretty dull at home without you", he says


2. Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - The Neighbors

Jonathan suffers from extremely nosy neighbours - a big problem when he's having an affair with the woman across the street.

1.Tom Waits - What's He Building?

The scariest neighbour imaginable... and a contender for scariest song too. 

I'll tell you one thing:
He's not building a playhouse for
The children

What's he building in there?

This is a work of genius.




Those were my favourite bad neighbour songs... but which one gets you hammering on the wall?

Friday, 24 January 2014

My Top Ten Elevator Songs

I used to be a lift attendant.

"Really, how did you find that job?"

It had it's up and downs.

Special mention to the Frantic Elevators (probably the only time Hucknall will feature on this blog), Lift To Experience and the excellent Thirteenth Floor Elevators.


10. Misty's Big Adventure - Elevator, Escalator, Stairs

MBA seem to have all their up/down options covered here.

9. Jeff Lynne - Lift Me Up

Because Jeff, being an Englishman, knows we call 'em lifts. Great song; seriously bad video. 

8. Dubstar - Elevator Song

It's easy to forget Dubstar. One listen to this will remind you not to. And Sarah Blackwood is from Halifax, so extra points there too.

7. Stars - Elevator Love Letter

 An office affair with a rich girl...
My office glows all night long
It's a nuclear show and the stars are gone
Elevator, elevator
Take me home
...is a far less crude elevator-related come on than the one we'll hear at #1.  

6. The Apples In Stereo - Hey, Elevator

...although "Elevator, take me straight to your bed" is, perhaps, our least subtle offering of the night.

5. Grandaddy - Elevate Myself

Classic anti-rock star lyrics from Jason Lytle & co.
I don't wanna work all night and day
On writing songs that make the young girls cry
Or playing little solos on the keyboards
So the kids will ask me how and why...
4. Television - Elevation

You can't go wrong with a track (any track!) from the majestic Marquee Moon.

3. Jackie Wilson - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher

All. Time. Classic.

2. Prince - Let's Go Crazy

The video, of course, is nowhere to be found on the internet because Prince hates letting people hear his songs. But if the elevator tries to bring you down... go crazy: punch a higher floor!

1. Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator

One day I'll compile a Top Ten Cheesy Spoken Intros or a Top Ten Videos That Start Before The Song Begins or even a Top Ten Sexist Gags In Rock Videos. In all three, Love In An Elevator will come top. 

I can't help but love both the song and the video though... they're everything that was (gloriously) wrong about 80's American rock.




Which floor are you getting off at today?
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