Showing posts with label Young Rascals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Young Rascals. Show all posts

Sunday, 10 June 2018

Saturday Snapshots #36 - Answers


War, war is stupid and people are stupid... but not you guys, because you solve Saturday Snapshots every week! (Well, as I type this there are two still oustanding... but I'm hoping someone will solve them overnight). I may be a man without conviction, but I appreciate you playing along every weekend... and I think we can all agree that C is this week's undisputed Karma Chameleon. Well done, C!


10.  Tomorrows' last page.


The placement of the possessive apostrophe is important as it indicates more than one Sunday.

The last page is where the story ends.

The Sundays - Here's Where The Story Ends

9. Talking is wonderful with sweet Lauryn.


Lauryn Hill is sweet like sugar.

The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight

8. Elvis licks your salty cheeks.


Elvis was the King. But you knew that.

King - The Taste Of Your Tears

7. Finding your award in the W.C. - between a rock and a hard place.


That would be an Emmy award found in the loo, you see.

Apologies to the people of Birmingham.

Emmylou Harris - From Boulder To Birmingham

6. Anyone know where I can find my lady? She's a little timid around low calorie dishes.


You don't really need me to explain this one, do you?

The Chi-Lites - Have You Seen Her?

5. Captured reindeer would like to boogie.


Blitzen was a reindeer, captured in a trap.

Better name for a band than Rudolph Trapper, I think.

Blitzen Trapper - Dance With Me

4. Like Billy Joel said, I'm All For a good scratch. Not 13.


Billy Joel sang All For Leyna.

If you like a good scratch then you love an itch.

13 is not usually a lucky number.

Lene Lovich - Lucky Number

3. How I feel yesterday: warm and radiant.


I feel is present tense, so yesterday I felt.

Right now, there are a couple of people kicking themselves.

Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow

2. Baby scallywags give positive affection.


Young Rascals - Good Lovin'

1. Fake medicine for Mrs. Reagan's son.


Fake medicine is a placebo.

Mrs. Reagan's son would be Nancy's Boy... which always reminds me of an old Spitting Image sketch about Larry Speakes, of which the title of this song is the punchline. But I can't find it on youtube, sadly.


Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

No?

Then make sure you come back again next week.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

My Top Ten 'Doctor Doctor!' Songs (Volume 1)




Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a goat!
How long have you felt like this?
Since I was a kid!


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, doctor!  I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Take a seat.
I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.


Ah, the humble 'Doctor, doctor' joke... is it a relic of simpler times, or do you still feel the urge to try one on when you visit your G.P.?

Here's ten songs where more whinging pop stars try to get help from the NHS. You'd think they would be able to afford BUPA...


10. UFO - Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, doctor, please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Doctor doctor, please oh, the mess I'm in
She walked up to me and really stole my heart
And then she started to take my body apart
One of those awful organ theft scams, obviously.

9. Skeeter Davis - Prescription For The Blues

Skeeter is looking for a doctor who'll help put her out of her misery...
Just like a little baby all night night I cry
Now doctor if you can't cure me why I just as soon to die
So give me something poison, doctor won't you please
And then I'll sign a paper sayin' I died with heart disease
Oh doctor, doctor, write me a prescription for the blues
She probably needs to go to the Netherlands.

8. City Boy - Surgery Hours (Doctor, Doctor)

City Boy take a visit to the Carry On Doctor...
Oh, Doctor, Doctor, soothe my aching knee.
Higher, higher if you please
I'm sure my temperature's running so low I could freeze.

Have you got something to warm me?
It gets worse. (In a good way.)

And what was their doctor's phone number? 5705, obviously.

7. Talking Heads - Creatures Of Love

David Byrne: definitely someone in need of a check-up... from the neck up.
Doctor, doctor, tell me what I am
Am I one of those human beings
Well I can laugh or I can learn to think
So help me now to find out what I feel...
You need a doctor of philosophy mate. Let's not even talk about the time you went to the docs because you were Making Flippy Floppy...
Doctor, Doctor
We have nothing in our pockets
We continue
But we have nothing left to offer
Faces pressed against the window
Hey! they are just my friends
Check this out don't be slick
Break our backs it goes like this . . .
Viagra.

6. Harry Nilsson - Coconut

Today's life lesson from Harry... don't drink lime and coconut together.
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
Milk of Magnesia.

5. Pink - Don't Let Me Get Me

Poor Pink. So hard being a multi-millionaire pop princess... especially when people keep comparing you to Britney Spears!
Doctor, doctor, won't you please prescribe me somethin'
A day in the life of someone else?
Cause I'm a hazard to myself
I know the feeling.

4. Paul Simon - Allergies
Doctor, please
Doctor, please
Open up it's me again

I go to a famous physician
I sleep in the local hotel
From what I can see of the people like me
We get better
But we never get well
You've got to feel sorry for Paul Simon's doctor... that's got to be a full-time job!

3. Rick Springfield - Bruce

Then there's the tragic case of Rick... so much in Bruce's shadow, he has to go to his doctor about it.
Doctor, doctor you gotta help me yeah
You gotta make it right for me
It seems this other man's name has been following me around
And it just won't let me be
You see I got this name and he's got this name too
And you know they're kinda close only a blind crazy fool
Would think I was him it's like saying green is blue
But let me tell you brother it started being a bother
When he made the cover of Time magazine
Never mind, Rick, you made a top tune out of your troubles! I'll always remember you for that.

2. Robert Palmer - Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)

In which Batley Bob falls badly for his beautiful (saw)bones.
Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you...
Restraining order.

1. The Young Rascals - Good Lovin'

Another one I owe to Bruce Willis, I'm afraid, who did a memorable performance of this track in one of my favourite episodes of Moonlighting. Another Bruce also had a crack at it. The original was never a hit in the UK, but it was a Number One on the other side of the Atlantic. Always loved it...
I was feelin' so bad,
I asked my family doctor just what I had,
I said, "Doctor,
(Doctor )
Mr. M.D.,
(Doctor )
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me,
What's ailin' me?"
(Doctor )
He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yes, indeed, all you really need
(Is good lovin')
Not sure you can get that on prescription though. Believe me, I've tried.



This was Volume 1 because I could easily go another ten. Bunch of hypochondriacs, these pop stars. Any ideas for what might be in Volume 2...? (Other than The Thompson Twins, who were just too obvious, even for me.)


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