Thursday, 26 December 2024

My Top 24 of 2024 (#6 - 4)



More aurally pulchritudinous delights from the year they insisted on naming after Jack Bauer's missions...

6. Orville Peck - Stampede

He dresses like the Lone Ranger and has the singing chops of Johnny Cash and Chris Isaak. But who is that masked man?

South African (now living in the US) alt-country star Orville Peck is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a pair of cowboy boots. He's not afraid to push boundaries and buttons, sometimes using country music to champion gay rights (pretty ballsy considering America's current swing back to conservatism, as mentioned by John Grant earlier in this list), but he's equally good at playing it "straight" musically, in terms of genre. His third album is a collaborative duets effort, on which Orville manages to drag in an impressive array of confederates, from Willie Nelson, Margo Price and Beck to Elton and Kylie, making each artists' contribution true to their own musical background. Or, as he puts it...

"I wanted to make sure that every single song on the album felt like a true 50/50 collaboration of me and the other artists' style and sound and genre. I didn't want to just feel like a bunch of Orville Peck songs that feature verses from other artists. I wanted each one to be an actual collaboration. Every single song on the album is entirely its own thing, dependent on who the artist is. It's a really fun journey. It's definitely the most adventurous I've ever been in terms of genre. It's some of the most country songs I've ever done on this album and some of the least country songs I've ever done on this album."

A large number of these tracks have become essential companions this year (even the more obvious covers like Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting and Rhinestone Cowboy), but the record's so diverse I'm struggling to choose the best song... or even most representative. 

This?

Orville Peck & Willie Nelson - Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other

Or this?

Orville Peck & Kylie Minogue - Midnight Ride

Or this?

Look, I don't care if it was forty years ago
When you won high school spelling bee
What are you even talking about?
Not everybody can spell hippopotamus
And that's at least something you can hang on to
I can't even understand you with that thing on your face
Margo, you sure take the O out of country
And you put the L in stupid

Orville Peck & Margo Price - You're an Asshole, I Can't Stand You (and I Want a Divorce)

In the end, I'm settling for this purely on the basis of the video...


5. English Teacher - This Could Be Texas

The last time I included a Mercury Prize winner in my personal list of the year's best albums was way back in 2011 (PJ Harvey, to save you the googling). That's how unhip I am. And yet, for some strange reason, I was ahead of the curve when it came to English Teacher. Could be that I was simply taken by the band name? Or the fact that they hail from my neck of the woods (lead singer Lily Fontaine was born in Huddersfield and grew up just over the Pennines in Colne, and the record made waves for being the first Mercury winner in 9 years not to come from London)?

Musically, the indie-art-punk twanging isn't a million miles away from Florence Shaw and Dry Cleaning, but the lyrics are much more personal, dealing with questions of cultural identity in a touching, honest and humorous fashion.  

I am the world's biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

You should see my armoury


4. Wolves Of Glendale - Wolves Of Glendale

From the sublime then, to the ridiculous. I challenge you to scour the whole of the blogosphere and find anyone else who has included Wolves of Glendale in their year end countdown. 

I offer no defence except that this record made me grin like nothing else this year, and I listened to it for far longer than I probably should have...


If you're in any way appreciative of that, it might be worth pointing you towards a new song they put out a little while back... hopefully a taster for album 2.

 

Wednesday, 25 December 2024

So this is Christmas...


...and what have you done?

I know what you've probably not done... sat down at a computer to surf the blogosphere looking for appropriate Christmas tunes.

And even if you have, all you're getting from me is this perennial favourite...
 

Repent sinners!
This pagan holiday full of tree worship and fairy lights is an affront to Jehova!
The candy cane is Satan's walking stick!
Merry Christmas from the Handsome Family

(And me.)

Tuesday, 24 December 2024

Namesakes #117: Stars


On Christmas Eve, wise men have been known to follow a Star. 

But what do you do when the sky is full of them? Which Stars will you choose to follow?

STARS #1

This first one fried my brain when I started digging into it on discogs. First they told me that was a pseudonym of Kid Rock... but clearly not the Kid Rock I was familiar with, since this track dates back to the early 70s when Robert James Ritchie would have been a babe in arms. Discogs also suggested that the Stars in question had also recorded under the name Clover... but not the Clover I was familiar with, i.e. the one that eventually morphed into Huey Lewis & The News.

But there was worse to come, since discogs also revealed that one of the songwriters in this particular Stars was called Ray Davies. You can guess the rest.

This was like a Namesakes equivalent of an MC Escher painting!

Stars - All Around You

THE STARS #2

And now... some Argentinian reggae, circa 1972. Or not long after Dandy Livingstone did his version...

The Stars - Susana, Cuidate Del Diablo 

STARS #3

Aussie country-rockers from the late 70s. This was their biggest hit...

Stars - Look After Yourself

STARS #4

British rock band from the 70s, featuring vocalist Simon Lait. Apparently John Peel was a fan, so if you were listening to him in 1975, you might remember this...

Stars - That Was Yesterday

STARS #5


Also in 1975, we find this strange little ditty from one Todd Tamanend Clark, an early human statue wannabe from the look of his photo, released under the name The Stars.

The Stars - Flame Over Africa

THE STARS #6

We don't play enough Dutch schlager on this feature, particularly not from Dierdre Barlow and three of her pre-Ken suitors...

The translation is "You Are Number One". Wishful thinking, I'm guessing.

The Stars - Jij Bent Nummer 1

STARZ #7

Heavy-rocking New Jersey band formed from the remains of Looking Glass (remember Brandy?). Cited as a major influence on everyone from Bon Jovi to Twisted Sister... but try not to let that bother your inner muso-snob. 

Here they are in 1976... and they're still going strong today!

Starz - Detroit Girls

STARS #8

Finnish Stars from 1978, with their big hit (well, it has a very big name), Paikallispuudutuspiikki. 

Bless you.

Stars - Paikallispuudutuspiikki

STARS #9

Here's one for Ernie: some funky South African soul from 1980.

Stars - John Tate

STARS #10

A smooth disco number from the US in 1981...

Stars - Dancin' People

THE STARS #11

Still in the early 80s disco, here's another bunch of Stars, produced by the late Harvey Scales & Cedrick Rupert. Who, incredibly, is an American... not an upper class Eton-educated twit.

The Stars - (We Are The) Stars

STARS #12

Imagine a dreadful 1992 High NRG / Eurobeat cover of the Jackson 5 / Gloria Gaynor / Communards hit... and then save yourself the horror of pressing play.

Stars - Never Can Say Goodbye

STARS #13

Japanese acid rock group active from 1999 until 2009. 

Stars - Everlasting Daylight

STARS #14

Canadian indie band, active throughout the 21st Century, possibly the most successful band to ever dub themself "Stars".

Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead

THE STARS #15

Finally, some Aussie indie rockers from 2004, who also recorded a song called I Am Begging To Be Sexually Harrassed. Someone needs to inform the HR Department.

To paraphrase George: "this one will feature on my download tape".

The Stars - Office Crush


Which is your Stars on 45... and which is your Simply Red?


Monday, 23 December 2024

My Top 24 of 2024 (#9 - 7)

My year in music involved lots of these guys...

9. Richard Hawley - In This City They Call You Love

South Yorkshire's answer to Roy Orbison returns with his tenth album, his first in half a decade - it's taken that long to get him out of the pub. Worth the wait, as always, with more timeless songs of love and loss from the dark, windswept streets of Sheffield...

Well, I was born and raised by the river
Slowly it flows through this city of knives
Not too far from the mountain that shivers
Folks work so hard and they stay all their lives
And people in this city call us love


8. The Felice Brothers - Valley Of Abandoned Songs

The guys responsible for my second favourite album of 2021 return with a new record... and a disturbing discovery that they released another one late last year, which I hadn't even heard. (To be fair, it's only available on the Camp of Bands, but it's still a cracker.) 

Beautifully languorous tunes, atmospheric storytelling, movie-like imagery, really quite beautiful.

On the Riverside Promenade
The whippoorwills alighting
A prostitute in pastel tights
Through the shadows striding
In her hand is a single flower
More precious than the Eiffel Tower
It’s a terrifyingly eloquent world
New York by moonlight


7. John Grant - The Art Of The Lie


Another repeat offender; it's impossible to imagine John Grant making a bad record. I've even grown to love his curious obsession with 80s synths. As long as he keeps writing such personal, moving and at times snarkily funny songs, he can back them with accordion, stylophone and hurdy gurdy for all I care.

I see that cubbyhole and where we used to eat together
I see the walls you built
The room where I slept as a child
I went downstairs into the basеment
Even though the lights arеn't on
I can hear the Beach Boys singin'
And my brothers playin' pool

And sometimes I just want to run into your arms
And let you hold me once again
I feel ashamed because I couldn't be the man
You always hoped that I would become


And if you prefer, there's a political edge too...

“This album is in part about the lies people espouse and the brokenness it breeds and how we are warped and deformed by these lies”, he says. “For example, the Christian Nationalist movement has formed an alliance with White Supremacist groups and together they have taken over the Republican party and see LGBTQ+ people and non-whites as genetically and even mentally inferior and believe all undesirables must be forced either to convert to Christianity and adhere to the teachings of the Bible as interpreted by them or they must be removed in order that purity be restored to ‘their’ nation. They now believe Democracy is not the way to achieve these goals. Any sort of pretence of tolerance that may have seemed to develop over the past several decades has all but vanished. It feels like the U.S. in is free-fall mode.”



Sunday, 22 December 2024

Snapshots #375: A Top 15 Songs About A Christmas Carol

Bah! Humbug!

Fifteen tunes dedicated to Ebeneezer Scrooge, and the cast of A Christmas Carol...


15. Himalayan utopias.



That'll be the best song you hear today.

14. Mark Strange.

Mark Strange, as I'm sure you're all aware, is the current Primus (the presiding bishop) of the Scottish Episcopal Church.

Primus - Bob

This was as close as I could get to a song about Bob Cratchit.

13. Cloned man is an aberration.

"Cloned man" is an excellent anagram.

Don McLean - Marley's Song (Save Yourself)

12. Venus slippers?


Venus Slippers are a type of Orchid.


11. Shoemakers from Bromley.



10. Wendy, Etta, Tommy and Sonny get together.



Fred, as I'm sure you're all aware, was Scrooge's nephew.

9. Exciting times follow the commercials.


After the ads come...


8. Did Yves Saint make shampoo?



7. Aussie woman known for doing one's drugs.

The Aussie woman would be a Sheila. This week's number one act were known for liking their E.

Sheila E - The Belle Of Saint Mark

Belle, as I'm sure you're all aware, was Scrooge's former fiancée.

6. A watery grave for bloke who upsets middle-class women of a certain age.

Greg Wallace is the scoundrel deserving of being buried in a Lake...

Greg Lake - Humbug

That's the B-side to a rather more well-known Christmas tune.

5. Shirley's Happy pal makes a lovely cake.

The Happy Days spin-off show featured Laverne & Shirley. A baker makes cakes.

Lavern Baker - Tiny Tim

4. Parenthetic Screamers (Mr Agana).

Parenthetic Screamers was an anagram... as was Mr Agana.

Manic Street Preachers - The Ghost Of Christmas

3. A superhero with the powers of Rigby, MacDonald and Winehouse.

Sounds like a job for Amy-Man!

Aimee Mann - Jacob Marley's Chain

2. Poor Cecelia, so befuddled.

"Poor Cecelia" was an anagram...

Alice Cooper - Make That Money (Scrooge's Song)

1. Sounds like Halifax Town.

Halifax Town, as I'm sure you're all aware, are also known as the Shay-Men.

The Shamen - Ebeneezer Good

A great philosopher once wrote: Naughty naughty, very naughty...


And to all, a good night.

More (less-seasonal) Snapshots next Saturday.

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