Monday, 1 December 2025

Listening Post #44: Old Girls


If anyone's wondering what's happened to The Cancel Culture Club, we will be back a little later this month with two festive offerings... possibly our last, for reasons I'll discuss more later. 

In the meantime, in a belated follow-up to the first edition of that series, when we discussed Gary Puckett's Young Girl, here are a couple of tunes celebrating the virtues of older woman.

First, from his excellent 2025 album Only Frozen Sky Anyway, here's Jonathan Richman with a tale about being a lovestruck teenager obsessed with a "slightly older girl"...


And secondly, also from this year, and sadly from what turned out to be his final album, here's the late great Todd Snider again with a sentiment that many of his male rock star contemporaries might do well to take note of...

Ain't nothing that a young girl can do for me
'Cept to show me where some older women is



Sunday, 30 November 2025

Snapshots #424: Songs About Weights & Measures

Yesterday we had Emma Stone, today it's Sharon. Two Stones!

Here are a few more weights and measures... 


15. Wolfed me taco… but ended up feeling out of sorts.

"Wolfed me taco" was an anagram.

Fleetwood Mac – The Chain

14. Capital resident, eh?

The capital of Canada (where I've heard they say "eh" a lot) is Ottawa.

Ottowan - Hands Up

13. Dip a digit in the flour.

Powderfinger - The Metre

12. There’s nothing Large about the Little Tramp.

No L in Chaplin leaves us with...

Harry Chapin – 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas

11. Inventive mother, mostly.


Frank Zappa was a Mother of Invention. Most of Zappa is...


10. Country Goth.

Goths wear black. He'd grow up to do the same...

Johnny Cash - Five Feet High & Rising

9. Bladdered bladder (for bile).

Bile is in the Gall bladder. So that gives us Gall on drunk. Or...

Gallon Drunk - Gallon Drunk

8. So long, Traitors.

So long, Marianne, said Leonard. Traitors fans will get the rest. (I don't watch it, but everyone else seems to.)

Marianne Faithfull - Full Fathom Five

7. City of Bulls and Bantams.

One for sports fans!

Bradford - A Pint Of Bitterness

6. Lazy gits.

Idles - Gram Rock

5. Red grave dug for extinct TV company.

Vanessa Redgrave & Carlton TV.

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

4. Greek Valhalla.

Elysian Fields - Black Acres

3. Met Jesus in the Wilderness.

Temptations - Papa Was A Rollin' Stone

2. Horse.

A Man Called...

Richard Harris - The Yard Went On Forever

I'll have some of what Jimmy Webb was smoking.

1. Inspiration for the original No Kings protests.

I understand the other dinosaurs were all up in arms about their tyrannical king...

Tyrannosaurus Rex - One Inch Rock


Oh, and in case you're wondering, I left this one out because it would have made the whole thing far too easy...

Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tonnes

More of this nonsense next Saturday... will you measure up?


Saturday, 29 November 2025

Saturday Snapshots #424

Welcome, you Poor Things, to another edition of Saturday Snapshots. I'll try not to be too Cruella with you this week.

Below are fifteen musical people. Who are they and how might their songs be connected?


15. Wolfed me taco… but ended up feeling out of sorts.

14. Capital resident, eh?

13. Dip a digit in the flour.

12. There’s nothing Large about the Little Tramp.

11. Inventive mother, mostly.


10. Country Goth.

9. Bladdered bladder (for bile).

8. So long, Traitors.

7. City of Bulls and Bantams.

6. Lazy gits.

5. Red grave dug for extinct TV company.

4. Greek Valhalla.

3. Met Jesus in the Wilderness.

2. Horse.

1. Inspiration for the original No Kings protests.

If you think you got an Easy A, then come back tomorrow to check your answers...


Thursday, 27 November 2025

Embarrassing Dad Songs #2: Boone


No, nothing to do with Michael Elphick. He didn't have an E on the end.

I briefly mentioned Benson Boone as a discovery at the end of last year, after Sam had got me listening to his mega-hit Beautiful Things.

Since then, I've checked him out a bit more. History tells us that he was briefly a competitor on American Idol back in 2021 (although that doesn't carry the same stigma it would over here) before he voluntarily withdrew from the show (respect!) and further went on to build a career on TikTok. 

Now that's a stumbling block for me, because I'm with the Australian government in considering TikTok a thing of pure evil... but I suppose artists these days have to wade through whatever sewer it takes to make their mark.

Various sources make lazy comparisons between Benson and Freddie Mercury, based largely on his extravagant performing style, the fact that he's taken to sporting a moustache, and his rather impressive cover of Bohemian Rhapsody, with Anita Dobson's hubby on guitar. But don't let that put you off, Queen-haters out there. Benson's really just a pop star in the old style (80s, mostly), of which I'm starting to see something of a resurgence these days. And he's only 23, so imagine what he might do when he grows up proper.


It's got a good beat, you can really dance to it.


Wednesday, 26 November 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #63: Jimmy Cliff


As the calendar ticks towards the end of the year, it always seems like the Grim Reaper starts working overtime.


A true sentiment - but why do so many of them keep leaving us?

Farewell then to Jimmy Cliff - I hope you find there are still Many Rivers Left To Cross.

Well, they tell me of a pie up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die
But between the day you're born and when you die
They never seem to hear even your cry

So as sure as the sun will shine
I'm gonna get my share now, what's mine
And then the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all
Ooh, the harder they come
The harder they fall, one and all



Tuesday, 25 November 2025

Namesakes #165: The Stereophonics

Not many Namesakes to choose from this week, but I can guarantee they're all coming at you in both ears.


THE STEREOPHONICS #1

We kick off with some New York doo-woppers from 1958, led by Floyd and Nora Thomas.

The Stereophonics – No More Heartaches

THE STEREOPHONICS #2

And next, a mid-60s soul band from Detroit.

The Stereophonics – Run On, Little Girl

THE STEREOPHONICS #3

A lovely little tune (reminds me of the Mo Tucker VU Stuff) from Nashville in 1965.

The Stereophonics – I Can’t Help It If I Do

THE STEREOPHONICS #4


Unduly maligned Welsh indie band from Cwmaman, formed in 1992 by Kelly Jones and his mates, still going strong today. I thought their first album was particularly strong, but once they stopped writing about Wales and started writing about LA, I lost interest.

Stereophonics - A Thousand Trees

DA STEREOPHONICS #5

Oom-chakka oom-chakka oom-chakka from 1998, by which time the Welsh Stereophonics had already been bothering the charts for at least a year. Didn't seem to bother these guys...



Which one made you cover both your ears?


Monday, 24 November 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #62: Mani


Despite buying both Stone Roses albums and a variety of the Primal Scream records he contributed to, I have to confess I knew very little about Gary Mounfield. Fortunately, I knew when it came to eulogising him that Swiss Adam would do a top job.


There's not much more I can add, except that when you think about the Stone Roses sound, so much of it clearly comes from the basslines. That must make Mani more important than a lot of bass players. Others will doubtless express that better than I can.


It's not a Stone Roses track I've chosen today though, it's this: one of my favourites from Primal Scream... and a tune very unlike the kind of thing I usually go for. Back in 1997 though, I was rather obsessed with it. And I reckon that's all down to Mani...
 


Sunday, 23 November 2025

Snapshots #423: Sampled Songs


This is Kanye West, an artist known for using lots of samples in his work. Has he used any of the songs below? Let's find out...


15. That time Lee Mavers' group played in the middle of the Church Hall, initially.

Lee Mavers was the man behind The Las. Put Las in the middle of the C H and you get...

The Clash - Straight to Hell 

Sampled in...

MIA - Paper Planes

14. Hamburger bun turns over a new leaf.

A Patty turns a Page...

Patti Page - Old Cape Cod 

Sample in...

Groove Armada - At The River

13. Spherical extraterrestrial found in West Berlin.

The spherical extra terrestrial would be a Ball ET...

Spandau Ballet - True 

Sampled in...

PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss

12. Take a Mallett to that Tank Engine.

Timmy Mallett goes for Thomas The Tank Engine...

Timmy Thomas - Why Can't We Live Together 

Sampled in...

Drake - Hotline

11. It's a Dalek's thing. Sort of. 

"A Dalek's thing" was an anagram.

Talking Heads - Psycho Killer 

Sampled in...

Selena Gomez - Bad Liar

10. Not the youngest Mynah Bird.

The Mynah Birds were a Canadian band active in the mid 60s, featuring one Neil Young... and the gentleman above.

Rick James - Super Freak

Sampled in...

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

9. Sancho Panza was a gruff one. 

Sancho Panza was a Squire (to Don Quixote). Billy was a Gruff goat.

Billy Squier - Big Beat 

One of the most sampled tracks ever, featured in over 300 different songs, including...

Jay-Z – 99 Problems

Kanye West feat Pusha T, Big Sean, CyHi Da Prynce & J Cole - Looking For Trouble

Alicia Keys - Girl on Fire

8. Fancy an ethanol salad? Tossed, of course.

"An ethanol salad" was an anagram.

Hall and Oates - I Can't Go For That 

Sampled in...

De La Soul - Say No Go

7. King's dad gets the cane.

Elvis's Dad was Vernon Presley. A cane was a birch.

Vernon Burch - Get Up 

Sampled in...

Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart

6. Since when did origami contain any answers?

When did origami?

Dido - Thank You 

Sampled in...

Eminem - Stan

5. Etta & Lola get mixed up in a former London prison.

Etta Lola was an anagram... Holloway was the prison.

Loleatta Holloway - Love Sensation 

Sampled in...

Black Box - Ride On Time

4. K-pop reality show.

I'm sure you're all fans of the show in question.

Dream Academy - Life In A Northern Town 

Sampled in...

Dario G - Sunchyme

3. That time the TV Hulk met Mr. Fantastic.

The TV Hulk was Lou Ferringo. Mr. Fantastic is Reed Richards.

Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side 

Sampled in...

A Tribe Called Quest - Can We Kick It?

2. CC + Drake, Lowe, Berry.

CC is our own Stevie. The rest are Nicks.

Stevie Nicks - Edge Of Seventeen 

Sampled in...

Destiny’s Child – Bootylicious 

1. Rocky and his brood...but not all of them.

Rocky was Sly Stallone. Take all from Stallone and you have Stone.

Sly & The Family Stone - Into My Own Thing

Sampled in...

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice

Any excuse to watch this video again...


More of this nonsense next Saturday.

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