Wednesday, 5 March 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #133: Gene Hackman


The Reaper's been busy again.

If I'd had time, I'd have paid individual tribute to each of the following over the past couple of weeks...

Rick Buckler


Roberta Flack


Michelle Trachtenberg


Henry Kelly


The biggest name we've lost recently though is Gene Hackman, along with his wife and his dog. As I write, the true story of their tragic end has yet to be revealed, but I don't want to dwell on that. I just want to remember Lex Luthor, Popeye Doyle, Sheriff "Little" Bill Daggett, Captain Frank Ramsey and, best of all, the heroic sacrifice of the Reverend Frank Scott in The Poseidon Adventure.

On the television, a ship was sinking
It seemed so real, but it was just a movie
Made by Irwin Allen, boy, what a relief
And on the ship was Ernest Borgnine
Brave in the face of certain death
He played a cop on a pleasure cruise
Along with his wife, an ex-prostitute
Of course, Shelley Winters
She was on the ship
She was good, too, but she died
As did Gene Hackman, a preacher
Who gave his life so that others could live
He died shouting "How many more lives?"


I didn't need to dig far to find a song or two in tribute...




Tuesday, 4 March 2025

Namesakes #127: The Swans


George is back on the beat - and he's been wrestling with swans. Careful, George - they can break a grown man's arm... as Nigel Blackwell likes to remind us.

Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes

Anyway, over to Our Man In Portugal...



There’s a plethora of bands named after birds, not all of them as atrocious as The Eagles. And unfortunately there is no band calling themselves The Atrocious Eagles. Searching through the database of my music collection reveals that swans feature many times: in a must-have Sufjan Stevens album, a soul singer, gospel groups, there’s an Americana band, a chappie who never was a security guard at Graceland,  and a sonorous-industrial bunch of Americans. But the rules only allow groups called The Swans (although of late Rol seems to be stretching the rules to breaking point with some of his dodgy choices*).  So today, I give you a whiteness of Swans.

(*What are rules if not to be broken, George?)



THE SWANS #1

First, here are Philadelphian sisters Jeanne and Tina Thomas...


THE SWANS #2


The next bevy of swans is a doo-wop quartet, from 1953...


THE SWANS #3

Here’s the Mandatory Band-With-The-Same-Name Reggae track (this from 1972). It made me think of the Victor comic character, Killer Kennedy RN (and then of a boy in my year at school, Steven Kennedy, who of course had the nickname Killer).


THE SWANS #4


Our next wedge of swans are two nice young men, Brendan Wade and Paul Bell, once known as The Wild Swans, but released this soporific ballad as The Swans...


Not to be confused with The Wild Swans formed out of the Teardrop Explodes.

THE SWANS #5

More vocalising female Swans, from 1961, and a track that’s a damned sight better than the immediately prior load of old bobbins.


THE SWANS #6


Next up, a light-hearted pop tune, available free at bandcamp.

(I'm pulling a “Rol” here, 'cisne' being Portuguese for swan, although the song title is in Spanish, and unsurprisingly cisne is also the Spanish word for swan.)


THE SWANS #7


And now a doo-wop/R&B crossover bank of swans honking away in this song...


THE SWANS #8

Some Argentinian “cisnes” now, and this almost-prog track from a free EP...


THE SWANS #9


And one final vocal collection of honkers...


Not to be confused with a song by James Brown. I’ve just realised that it’s geese that honk, I think swans are more hissers. Some research needed, and here you are...


I did find another video of a swan, here and here (that last one has some hissing). 

SWANS #10


The last group are the industrial-doom-noise-merchants from New York who released a remarkably accessible album in 1989, The Burning World, and a fantastic cover version of Love Will Tear Us Apart (better than the original), and then reverted to type with their usual output that is Not For The Faint-hearted. This is from that 1989 album...


Saving the best ´til last. But what is your favourite, dear reader?

Before you make up your minds, here's one more (George-has-used-up-all-the-decent-collective-nouns) of swans, described as a "function band" from Hertfordshire. I doubt they're on discogs, but they obviously have good internet presence, because I kept finding pictures of them while looking for pictures of the bands George dealt with...

THE SWANS #11




Thanks to Rol for posting this.


And thank you again to George for filling in while I'm waiting for my broken arm to heal. Damn those swans!



Monday, 3 March 2025

THE CHAIN IS BACK!!!


Just in case you haven't noticed, Jez quietly brough The Chain back last week... so if you haven't dropped him a suggestion yet, get over to A History of Dubious Taste now and help restore the greatest interactive blog feature on the internet to its prime position.

Here are some Chains to celebrate...









Sunday, 2 March 2025

Snapshots #385: Twelve Newspaper Songs

I read the news today... oh boy!

Hear all about it below...


12. No longer a choking hazard.

He used to be a Strangler, but he's alright now.

Hugh Cornwell - Stuck In Daily Mail Land

11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...

You drew a hill?

Dru Hill - These Are The Times

10. All you do to me is...

Lyrics from their eponymous single: "All you do to me is... talk talk."

Talk Talk - Today

Remember Today? Eddie Shah? The newspaper revolution? 

9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.

The Persuasions - The Sun

8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.

The Rifles - She's Got Standards

7. Direct train to Sheffield.

S'Express - Theme from S'Express

6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.

"Tidier Tsars" was an anagram.

Dire Straits - Telegraph Road

5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.

Muddy deposits at the mouth of a river create a Delta. Good REM?

Delta Goodrem - The Guardian

4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.

Pinkertons were the detective agency in the Wild West.

Pinkerton's Assorted Colours - Mirror Mirror

3. The Munch Bunch. 

Edvard Munch painted The Scream.

Primal Scream - Star

2. O'Connor was a small baby.

Des? Tiny Child!

Destiny's Child - Independent Women

1. Stuck, and sticky.

The Jam - News Of The World

Written and sung by Bruce Foxton. RIP, Rick. 


That's all the news that's fit to print today. But another edition will hit the streets next Saturday - don't miss it!

Saturday, 1 March 2025

Saturday Snapshots #385


Welcome back to Saturday Snapshots. Time to try your hand at uncovering the secret identities of the people pictured below. And how might their songs be connected...?

12. No longer a choking hazard.

11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...

10. All you do to me is...

9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.

8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.

7. Direct train to Sheffield.

6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.

5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.

4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.

3. The Munch Bunch. 

2. O'Connor was a small baby.

1. Stuck, and sticky.


The truth will be revealed tomorrow morning!

Friday, 28 February 2025

Bertie Fridays #5: Burt The Bandit

Another of Bertie the dog's favourite Burties this week... we like nothing better than to chill out and watch Smokey & The Bandit together...

James Dean in a Mercury '49
Junior Johnson's runnin' in the woods of Caroline
Even Burt Reynolds in a black Trans Am
I'm gonna meet 'em down at the Cadillac ranch

Bruce Springsteen - Cadillac Ranch

"But wait a second, Rol," I hear you cry. "Burt Reynolds was an actor... and this is a music blog!"

Well, clearly you've forgotten Burt's 1973 country album, Ask Me What I Am...

Burt Reynolds - She's Taken A Gentle Lover

Not to mention this "classic" single from the soundtrack of 1980's Smokey & The Bandit 2...


Well, Bertie seems to like it...

Next week's Bertie went to school in hand-washed shirts with neatly ordered hair...

Tuesday, 25 February 2025

Namesakes #126: Pixies


These week, the Namesakes garden is infested with cheeky little imps. Like all Pixies though, they're very hard to catch on camera. Only one set of Pixies could be linked to photographic evidence. Guess which ones...?

THE PIXIES #1

I think this is our earliest set of Pixies. Extensive research suggest that it was originally recorded in 1946 by Bob Camp & His Buddies, but that it was re-released / possibly re-recorded in 1962, by which time Bob's buddies had turned into Pixies. Despite what the internet might try to tell you, this isn't the same Bob Camp who would later create the cartoon Ren & Stimpy.

Bob Camp & His Pixies - Jack & Jill Boogie

THE PIXIES #2

The year is 1956. Here are some more Pixies on a Christmas novelty record with Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft playing Santa. The same Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft who was the voice of Tony The Tiger. You know what that suggests about these Pixies? They're greeeeeeaaaaat! 

The Pixies - Santa's Too Fat For The Hula Hoop

Two years later, these self-same Pixies would return accompanied by the John Williams Orchestra (not that one) to perform a song about pygmies.

Different times.

The Pixies - Pygmy Love

THE PIXIES #3

Elsewhen in the 50s, we find some Pixies involved in a budget rip-off re-recording of the Poni Tails hit Born Too Late...

The Pixies - Born Too Late

THE PIXIES #4

Teen girl group from 1959, though they sounds like they come from the 40s... 

The Pixies - Echoing Mailbox / Bacia-Ba-Loo

THE PIXIES #5

From 1963, a Frankie Valli-esque Pixies on the Don Dee record label...

The Pixies - Thrilled

THE PIXIES #6

Japanese group from 1964, though it's another that could easily have been released many years earlier...

The Pixies - Teenage Love

(THE) PIXIES #7

Formed in 1986 by Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV (or Frank Black / Black Francis to his mates), Kimberley Ann Deal, Joseph Alberto Santiago and Dave the drummer, the Boston-based Pixies are surely one of the most influential indie / alt-rock acts of that or any other era. They split up in '93, reformed in 2004 and Kim managed to stick it out for another decade before finally telling Frank to Gouge Away.

Pixies carried on, though they dropped the definite article, suggesting they could no longer be THE Pixies without Kim. That interpretation does credit Frank with a little more modesty than he's famous for. 

The Pixies - Debaser

Pixies - Bagboy

THE PIXIES #8

In 1992, Select magazine commissioned notorious satirist Chris Morris to produce a recording to be given away as a cover-mounted floppy disc (remember them?). Morris recorded a spoof radio show (sticking a pin in the pompous inanity that Steve Wright's Radio 1 show had become by that point). This also included a song called Mother-Banger by The Pixies (lead singer "Jet Black"). I include it here because a) it's on discogs; b) I was a huge Chris Morris fan back in the Day (Today).

The Pixies - Motherbanger (song starts at 2.30)

Bono "fans": it's worth listening to the bit after Motherbanger in which Morris spoofs a Sun journalist into believing he's talking to the "great man" about the band's farewell gig at Alton Towers, with NWA in support. 

"Between you and me, have you ever heard anything so stupid as calling yourself 'The Edge'?"

 

Which is your pick of the Pixies?


Sunday, 23 February 2025

Snapshots #384: Twelve Capital City Songs


Let's go around the world in twelve songs - what a capital idea!

12. Part Mull Historical Society, part Travis, part Box Tops.

Mull Historical Society, part Travis, part Box Tops.

This means nothing to me.

Ultravox - Vienna

11. Third new home for Judge Dredd.

Judge Dredd lives in Mega City One. His first new home would be Mega City Two. His second would be Mega City Three. His third would be...

Mega City Four - Prague

10. Blokes who missed the bus.

The Walkmen - Lisbon

9. Chemistry or Biology?

Science - Tokyo 

8. They don't look a day over fifty.

The 1975 - Paris

7. Finished his job in 6 days, then had a rest.

Lord Creator - Kingston Town

6. Rude Leo in another crazy outburst. 

"Rude Leo" was an anagram...

Lou Reed - Berlin

5. Britten's small oranges.

Benjamin Britten loved his clementines.

Benjamin Clementine - London

4. Like Jones, in the rain.

Oran Juice Jones like walking in The Rain.

Orange Juice - Moscow

3. South African footballers.

Amazulu - Cairo

2. There's zero reggae at his jumble sale.

"Zero reggae", unjumbled, gives us...

George Ezra - Budapest

1. The Highlands, by foot.


A nice place to be a walker, if you're a Scot.

Two possible answers in the top spot...

Scott Walker - Amsterdam

Scott Walker - Copenhagen

I had one more on the list, which I didn't use because they appeared here two weeks ago, and because I'm triskaidekaphobic.

Joy Division - Warsaw

More of this nonsense next week.


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