Sunday, 14 December 2025

Snapshots #426: Cat Songs


Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens!


15. Take half a Diazepam and Relax for a year.

Diazepam = Valium. Half would be Vali. Frankie said Relax. A year is Four Seasons.

Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons – Rag Doll

14. Rubbish collecting Eagle and cancelled Sugar.

Dennis Eagle made dustbin wagons. Brown Sugar was cancelled.

Dennis Brown – Wolf & Leopards

13. Are We Okay? In a way.

"We Okay" was an anagram.

Wye Oak – Siamese

12. The very latest in henchmen.

Brand New Heavies - Sphynx

11. Conventionality belongs to yesterday at police high school.

"Conventionality belongs to yesterday" is from Grease, the high school being Rydell High, and this is a Bobby.

Bobby Rydell – The Alley Cat Song

10. Disregard the big ears on those nuns.

Corn has big ears. Disregard = shed.

The Cornshed Sisters - Ocelot Song

9. Boss visits A&E with genital chafing.

Bruce Cockburn – Wondering Where The Lions Are

8. Splits her time between Blur and Culture Club.

Blur and Culture Club.

Lulu - I'm A Tiger

7. Sorrow's native sons…

That's a line from a song by The Smiths. Which song?

Pretty Girls Make Graves – Wildcat 

6. Found in Orlando, Jackson and the biggest town in Wales.

Tony Orlando, Joe Jackson and Barry... White.

Tony Joe White – Jaguar Man

5. They have cube-shaped poo.

Apparently it's a fact.

The Wombats – Cheetah Tongue

4. Revolting peasant found in football pundit.

Shearwater – The Snow Leopard

3. Buffalo goes to Howard’s End.

Buffalo Tom... Howard Jones.

Tom Jones – What’s New, Pussycat?

2. Hannah dies as a result of mix-up.

"Hannah dies" was an anagram.

Nadine Shah - Club Cougar

1.  Horniest city looks in need of illumination.

"Horniest city" was an anagram. Illumination would come from an All Seeing I.

Tony Christie & The All Seeing I - Walk Like A Panther 

Join us for more of this twaddle next Saturday morning. It's more enjoyable than cleaning out the cat's litter tray.


Saturday, 13 December 2025

Saturday Snapshots #426

Time for some more Dangerous Liaisons of the Snapshots variety. Can your Dangerous Minds solve the mysteries below?

Who are they and how are their songs connected?


15. Take half a Diazepam and Relax for a year.

14. Rubbish collecting Eagle and cancelled Sugar.

13. Are We Okay? In a way.

12. The very latest in henchmen.

11. Conventionality belongs to yesterday at police high school.

10. Disregard the big ears on those nuns.

9. Boss visits A&E with genital chafing.

8. Splits her time between Blur and Culture Club.

7. Sorrow's native sons…

6. Found in Orlando, Jackson and the biggest town in Wales.

5. They have cube-shaped poo.

4. Revolting peasant found in football pundit.

3. Buffalo goes to Howard’s End.

2. Hannah dies as a result of mix-up.

1.  Horniest city looks in need of illumination.

Answers tomorrow!


Friday, 12 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 (3)


And we're back in the room of gloom...

16. Rialto – Neon & Ghost Signs

Louis Eliot’s Rialto were a particular favourite of mine in the late 90s post-Britpop landscape, mixing Suede’s urban glamour with more personal, storytelling songs like Monday Morning 5:19 and Summer’s Over. Although they didn’t really make it in the UK, apparently they were very big in Southeast Asia, where they even managed to knock Celine Dion off the top of the album chart. They split up in 2004 when Louis went solo… so I figured there was as much chance of a new Rialto record this year as there was of Pulp getting back together.

Rialto – Neon & Ghost Signs

Guess what?

Neon & Ghost Signs picks up where they left off, as though the last 21 years never happened. It was never going to win them an army of new fans, but for anyone who remembers them from the first time round, it does the job. Although the lead single clearly owes a huge debt to Kylie… but there’s nothing wrong with that.


15. Todd Snider – High, Lonesome & Then Some

And so we say farewell to Todd Snider, an Americana hero of mine since the moment I first heard Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues when it cropped up on an Uncut CD back in the early 90s.

Todd Snider – The Temptation To Exist

Todd’s final album, written and recorded while he struggled with chronic pain due to spinal stenosis, is a rambling, bluesy, low key affair which I wouldn’t recommend to anyone who’s not sampled his work before. Start with Songs for the Daily Planet, East Nashville Skyline or 2021’s First Agnostic Church of Hope and Wonder. For those of us who’ve been with Todd for the long ride though, it’s his last hurrah, and just as worthy of our time as anything he’s ever recorded.


14. Kathleen Edwards – Billionaire

Some artists keep reinventing themselves, striving for the new sound, trying to keep ahead of the crowd. Others take the Tom Petty template and refuse to tamper with a successful sound, just continue giving the people what they want. Kathleen Edwards is from the latter camp – the songs on her 6th album, Billionaire, wouldn’t sound out of place on her 2002 debut record, Failer. (And if half a dozen albums doesn’t sound much for 23 years, bear in mind that she took 8 years off to run a coffee shop in the middle of last decade.) If you liked any of her previous records, chances are you’ll find much to enjoy here.

Kathleen Edwards – Other People’s Bands



Thursday, 11 December 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #64 – Raul Malo

Another week, another big loss to the world of music. When I messaged Ben that Raul Malo was dead, I didn’t think it’d mean much to a 30-something hipster. But he replied instantly about how Dance The Night Away was the soundtrack to his childhood summer holidays… which only goes to prove how powerful music is in cementing those pesky neural pathways in our memory banks. 

The Mavericks – Dance The Night Away

Mavericks lead singer Raul Francisco Martínez-Malo Jr. died on Monday night after 18 months fighting cancer. He was 60. I’ve got to admit that back in 1998, at the time of their biggest hit, the Mavericks rather passed me by. I only came to appreciate them much later, and Raul was the one who got me to listen again when I heard him deputising for Ricky Ross on the Another Country radio show a few years back. Malo came across as a warm, intelligent man with a passion for music, and I found this more and more evident when I started digging into his back catalogue.

The Mavericks – All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down

Last year’s Mavericks album Moon & Stars showed us a band at the peak of their powers… all the more tragic then that we lost Raul Malo so young.



Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Radio Songs #74: Now, one day a man in a pinstriped suit…

There are big schedule changes afoot at my favourite radio station, BBC Radio Scotland. For years now, I’ve been listening to late night shows from that station (and a couple from BBC Radio Ulster) to help me get to sleep, and to keep my mind from racing when I wake up in the wee small hours. Radio has always been a big part of my sleep routine, even as a child I slept with the radio on and if I woke up in the night, it was reassuring to have a friendly voice there playing interesting music to keep the night at bay.

The Kinks – Around The Dial

These days I don’t listen to live radio, but through the wonder of BBC Sounds, I always have a bank of shows to go to in the night. Mickey Bradley and Ralph McLean on the Irish station; Iain Anderson, Natasha Raskin-Sharp, Roddy Hart and Ricky Ross from Scotland. There’s nothing on Radio 2 or 6Music for me anymore. 2 is too mainstream, far too much chance of hearing U2, Celine Dion and Simply Red. 6Music is too in love with dance music, or more likely to play something too loud which will wake me up with a hammering heart. And I can’t listen to commercial radio (what’s left of it) because of the ads (irony, I know, because I spent a large part of my life writing those bloody things).

Lucy Spraggan – Don’t Play This On The Radio

Anyway, Radio Scotland has a new programme controller, and I lived through enough of those in my time in radio to know that it’s rarely good news. Most new programme controllers arrive in the job with a mantra of “If it ain’t broke – fix it”, and so it is at Radio Scotland. Two of my favourite shows are ending while a third is being shuffled to the weekend in order to create a new regular late show that will appeal to the 45+ demographic… i.e. it’ll sound just like Radio 2. I may be prejudging, but I expect we’ll hear a lot more U2, Celine Dion and Simply Red.

Neil Young – Payola Blues

Farewell then to veteran broadcaster Iain Anderson, who's been on Scottish radio since the days of the Ark, but has always been a reliable place to go to hear the best singer-songerwritery material of the last 60 years. And an even sadder farewell to the wonderful Natasha Raskin-Sharp, a presenter with a Peel-like commitment to shining light on artists that never get played anywhere else on the radio. I’ve listened to both their shows for over a decade now, I’ve welcomed them into my home, they’ve become warm, stalwart, dependable friends, and I’ve valued the comfort they’ve given me in the long dark nights of the soul… I fooled myself into thinking they’d always be there.

Tom Petty – The Last DJ

There’s a campaign running to save these shows, to get BBC Radio Scotland to reverse it’s schedule changes (slated for the New Year), a campaign backed by a lot of the independent Scottish musicians who have come to rely upon the shows for airplay. I’ve signed the petition (currently at 15,000 signatures), but I don’t hold out much hope. Because I’ve worked in radio, and I’ve seen too many good presenters forced out over the years because the market testing showed audiences didn’t want individual choice or musical eclecticism.

Public Enemy - How To Kill A Radio Consultant

A week or so before the announcement, Iain Anderson played my favourite song by Mark Germino, and took a moment to dwell upon its message. I didn’t understand the significance at the time. I do now.

Now, one day a man in a pinstriped suit
Took the owner of the station to a restaurant booth
His pitch was simple, “you'll increase your sales
“If you only play the song list we send in the mail.”
He guaranteed a larger audience
Less confusion and higher points
“But your drive-time jock won't get to do his thing.
“Hey he's not half bad, tell me, what's his name?”



Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Namesakes #167: The Critics


It's true what they say... everyone's a critic!

And if you think I chose this band name just so I could use that line... I'll give you 5 stars.

THE CRITICS #1

Starting off today with some reggae from 1970. A double A-side single which featured Sexy Frankie’s song Tea, Patty, Sex And Ganga on the flip side. Class.

Critics And The Nyah Shuffle - Behold

THE CRITICS #2

A group of people wearing masks

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Austrian songwriter Bob Wesling, aka Norbert Daum, aka Apolleon, aka TT Thumb, was also the man behind these Critics from 1980 (or 1978 if you believe the tube of you) using a disco soundtrack to celebrate the death of disco. Irony was alive in Austria in the 70s, even if disco wasn’t.

The Critics – Disco Is Dead

THE CRITICS #3

A group of men posing for a photo

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Newcastle based rock band… Newcastle, New South Wales, that is. Originally active in the early 80s, but the album they recorded in 1982 was never released… not until 2019, when it finally saw the light of day via the camp of bands.

The Critics - Flight From Maryville

THE CRITICS #4

Punky 5-piece band from Rochdale in 1981.

The Critics – Town Girl

THE CRITICS #5

A group of men sitting in a theater

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Chicago power-pop band from the mid-90s who also appeared as the house band on a TV talk show hosted by Danny Bonaduce of The Partridge Family.

The Critics – Love Discreet

THE CRITICS #6

A group of men sitting at a bar

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Back to Australia for some Perth punks from the early noughties…

The Critics – Pull Your Head In

THE CRITICS #7

Some kind of Christian Rock gubbins from 2004.

The Critics – Soul Still Remembers

THE CRITICS #8

Jazzy German Critics – who appear to sing in Spanish - from 2014.

The Critics - Todo el Mundo ama a Peggy

CRITICS #9

A group of men standing outside

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“Dirt pop” – whatever that is/was – from That London in 2015. Careful – they have a gun.

Critics – I Have A Gun

THE CRITICS #10

A group of men in suits and sunglasses standing in front of a brick wall

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And finally today, some LA-based Critics (everyone's definitely a critic in LA!) who have been kicking around since the beginning of the 20s – already, that’s more than half a decade ago. This is their most recent offering…

The Critics - Town Heroes

Which band gets the Critic's Award... and which ones just get criticism?


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