Sunday, 28 December 2025

Snapshots #428: Ghost Train Songs

Welcome onboard the Snapshots Ghost Train. 

Beware, it's going to be a spooky ride!


15. Common to bumblebees and Greylag Geese. 

BumbleBEEs and Greylag GEESe. 

The Bee Gees - Ghost Train

14. Gervais feminized by Man In Black.

Ricky Gervais becomes Rickie when he counters Tommy Lee Jones.

Rickie Lee Jones - Ghost Train

13. Hold it - you're banned from professional wrestling!

Strangleholds are illegal in professional wrestling.

The Stranglers - Ghost Train

12. Causeless male offspring.

Sons without a cause...

Rebel Son - Ghost Train

11. Slice lost love into bits.

"Slice lost love" was an anagram.

Elvis Costello - Ghost Train

10. Norm's rabbity, isn't he? 

"Norm's rabbity" is an anagram.

Marty Robbins - Ghost Train

9. Visited Graceland. Met Cher.

He did both, while Walking In Memphis. Maybe he even went on the Ghost Train there...

Marc Cohn - Ghost Train

8. Toilet used by both Bob Dylan and The Charlatans.

Bob sang about a North Country Girl. The Charlatans sang about a North Country Boy. These guys provided the w.c...

North Country Gentlemen - Ghost Train

7. When he called out for another drink, the waiter brought a tray.

That's a lyric from Procul Harum's Whiter Shade of Pale, (co-)written and sung by this man...

Gary Brooker - Ghost Train

6. Fancy a zig roll?

"A zig roll" was an anagram...

Gorillaz - Ghost Train

5. No Seine, Sherlock.

The River Detectives - King of the Ghost Train Ride

4. Cutting edge Manga for teenage lads...

Shonen is teenage Manga.

Shonen Knife - Ghost Train

3. The Boss's jumpers...

Bruce Woolley - Ghost Train

2. Rooks 1, Ravens 2...

Counting Crows - Ghost Train

1. Iron Maiden challenge them to a game.

Iron Maiden sang Can I Play With Madness?

Madness - (Waiting For The Ghost Train)


More of this nonsense next Saturday.


Saturday, 27 December 2025

Saturday Snapshots #428

Hello, playmates!

Welcome to the final edition of Saturday Snapshots...

...for 2025.

Today, I Askey you to identify the folk below and work out what they might be singing about. 

I thank yew.


15. Common to bumblebees and Greylag Geese. 

14. Gervais feminized by Man In Black.

13. Hold it - you're banned from professional wrestling!

12. Causeless male offspring.

11. Slice lost love into bits.

10. Norm's rabbity, isn't he? 

9. Visited Graceland. Met Cher.

8. Toilet used by both Bob Dylan and The Charlatans.

7. When he called out for another drink, the waiter brought a tray.

6. Fancy a zig roll?

5. No Seine, Sherlock.

4. Cutting edge Manga for teenage lads...

3. The Boss's jumpers...

2. Rooks 1, Ravens 2...

1. Iron Maiden challenge them to a game.


Answers tomorrow morning.


Friday, 26 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 #6 (not 7)


I hope you all had a nice Christmas. No rest for the wicked here at Top Ten Towers, as I continue to count down my favourite records of the year. What number did we get to? 8? So this post will therefore feature 6 & 7?


You'll only get that if you know any young people. And even then, you won't get it.

For mor information, google "What is 6 7?" - but don't blame me if it makes your screen go funny.


8. The Waterboys – Life, Death & Dennis Hopper


For truly, it is the year of the concept album – but this one’s definitely the easiest to comprehend, because it does exactly what it says on the tin. Following on from the stand-out track on the last Waterboys album, Good Luck Seeker, which was a tribute to the actor Dennis Hopper… here’s a whole album dedicated to his insane story. And somehow, Mike Scott resists the urge to revisit that original tune… he’s got more than enough ideas to fill this record with as it is.


This is a story of sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll – plus plenty of movies too, from Easy Rider to Blue Velvet and beyond – with a host of special guest Dennis Hopper fans invited along for the ride, including Steve Earle, Fiona Apple, Taylor Goldsmith and some guy called Springsteen, who’s not allowed to sing… just deliver a spoken word monologue in those reassuring, gravelly tones… a master-stroke of restraint on Mike Scott’s part. 


All this and a song celebrating Hopper’s finest hour – playing this hideously terrifying Frank in Blue Velvet. If you know the film, you'll understand why I'm not sharing the title here. Much of this record isn’t about Hopper as an actor though, it’s about his place in history (particularly the 60s), as a counterculture icon, and as an observer at some of the wildest moments of the 20th Century. So maybe you'll dig it even if you're not a Hopper-head. Or maybe not...


7. Jim Bob - Automatic / Stick



Clearly not a man who believes in sleep, the artist formerly known as one half of Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine this year released two new albums on the same day. Just like Guns n Roses did with Use Your Illusion, and Bruce did with those early 90s albums that weren't as good as Use Your Illusion. Jim Bob promoted this twin-release with his usual verve and vigour...



Well, I bought them both, of course. And they're exactly what you want from a pair of Jim Bob records - lots of angry, maudlin songs about how shit the world is, and quite a few that make you realise he's not actually as misanthrope despite all that, because he writes with such empathy for ordinary folk that at times it just breaks your heart.

I've broken a promise that I made to myself
I'd never write another one of these songs
I'd turn my attention to something else
I've tried but the pull is too strong
God knows real life is hard enough
Without the need to fictionalise
But it grinds my gears and it breaks my heart
To think of all the wasted young lives


Two albums deserves two videos...


...and you might wonder whether those two albums are both 6 and 7? 

No. Gen Alpha, I'm sorry... because I'm stopping there today. Just so that 6 is on a separate post to 7. (And also, that leaves me three albums x two more posts. Which seems neater.)

Join me next week for my Top 6 albums of 2025... if you can be bothered.

Start placing your bets now for what's still to come...

Thursday, 25 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 #5


Happy Christmas!

Here's The My Top Ten Traditional Christmas Song...


And here are some more of my favourite records of 2025, to listen to while you cook your turkey.

I wouldn't normally do this on Christmas Day, but I'm worried if I don't, I won't get them all in before next Thursday.


11. The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan


Another concept album, knocking on the door of the Top Ten, this one involving a dream that novelist / songwriter John Darnielle had, involving a shipwreck and a desperate ordeal for three survivors (including the titular Peter Balkan).

The Mountain Goats - Peru

I’m only just beginning to scrape the surface of this one – the latest Mountain Goats album was released in early November – and its position so high in the countdown is perhaps more reflective of my growing fascination with the work of Mr. Darnielle and a lot of time spent listening to the Goats’ back catalogue this year (I’m even thinking of putting together an ICA for JC… if I ever get the time).


10. Jonathan Richman – Only Frozen Sky Anyway


It’s a while since I’ve listened to any new releases from Jonathan Richman – in fact, I don’t think I’m familiar with any of the albums he’s put out this century, only the stuff from his prime in the late 70s early 80s, and the classic 1990 release Jonathan Goes Country.

Jonathan Richman - Night Fever

I was suckered into falling for this one through his cover / reinvention / Jonathanisation of the Bee Gees’ Night Fever, but there’s much more joy to be found here. The critics tell me the album dwells on death and mortality – but isn’t that to be expected from an artist with six decades in the music business? I can’t say I noticed it anyway, I was more taken with his customary wit and wisdom (making me wonder why I haven’t paid more attention to his more recent output), deep philosophical insight (which you can take or leave, it never feels like he’s pontificating) and splashes of Spanish, as on Se Va Pa'Volver and Little Black Bat.

 

9. Divine Comedy – Rainy Sunday Afternoon

Another late entry to the countdown, released at the end of September, yet already confirming itself as a glorious addition to the Neil Hannon songbook. It’s a deeper and more personal record than his rather frivolous last recording, Office Politics – incredibly, that was six years ago, but Neil kept himself busy writing the soundtrack to Wonka in the meantime.

The Divine Comedy - Invisible Thread

Unlike the Jonathan Richman record, I could definitely spot mortality as a major theme here – understandably, as it turns out Neil lost both his father and his favourite dog while working on these songs. Yet it’s never a depressing record – there’s a lightness, a joy to be found in even the most contemplative of tracks. Just none of the pure comedy moments Neil often throws in to satisfy his Noel Coward urges.

The Divine Comedy - The Last Time I Saw the Old Man

It always amazes me that The Divine Comedy came to fame at the height of Britpop, since Hannon’s songwriting belongs to another era entirely. Coward yes, but Cole Porter too.



You can go back to your brussel sprouts now.


Wednesday, 24 December 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #66: Chris Rea


The Grim Reaper is always busier than normal over the festive season, but it seems particularly cruel to take Chris Rea three days before Christmas... giving crass DJs across the country a dilemma about whether they make that joke or not.

Here's an idea - don't. A great man just died. That shouldn't be an excuse to reach for the lowest hanging fruit.

Yes, I said Great Man. Because although Chris Rea often gets lumped into the Dad Rock category with Dire Straits and Robert Palmer... er... sorry, I'm not sure where I'm going with that, because I like all three of those artists - and not just now that I'm a Dad... I loved them when I was a teenager too. And this is why I'll never be accepted into the Illuminati of Cool Bloggers.

Still, Road To Hell was a cracking album, and I bought my copy long before Alan Partridge did, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
 

By the time he made it really big with that record, Chris had already been kicking around the charts for over a decade, and he'd recorded some cracking tunes along the way. Dad-Rock staples? Who cares? A good tune's a good tune.






So DJs - forget making the obvious remarks about Christopher Anton Rea's Christmas song today. A far better tune to play for Chris right now would be this one...

Tell me there's a heaven
Tell me that it's true
Tell me there's a reason
Why I'm seeing what I do
Tell me there's a heaven
Where all those people go
Tell me they're all happy now
Papa tell me that it's so...



Tuesday, 23 December 2025

Namesakes #169: The Carols


As it's Christmas, and we've already observed the tradition of Roasting The Bono, I thought we'd follow that up with a few Carols. Feel free to sing along if you know the words...


THE CAROLS #1

We start today with some Detroit Carols, led by Tommy Edwards, active since the late 40s when they won an amateur contest at the Frolic Show Bar. Included below are the A and B sides of their first release on CBS… “Drink Gin” was not well reviewed in Billboard, to say the least.

The Carols - Please Believe In Me / Drink Gin

THE CAROLS #2

Next up, some LA-based bluesy-vocal harmony Carols from 1957…

The Carols – My Search Is Over

THE CARROLS #3

One time only backing singers for Brenda Holloway on this track from 1964…

Brenda Holloway & The Carrolls – I Ain’t Gonna Take You Back

THE CAROLS #4

A child with bob haircut

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Three British sisters from the late 60s – Caroline, Helen and Marion Samuels – but only one of them won the band name competition. Were also known as The Carolines, to rub salt further into that sibling-rivalry wound.

The Carols - Everyday I Have To Cry Some

THE CARROLS #5

A group of men sitting and holding a guitar

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From 1966, here’s a Scouse band whose actual surname was Carroll – led by Eunice, with her three brothers, Lee, Ron and Mike. Eunice would later change her name to Faith Brown and broaden her act to include comedy and impressions… here she is with Sooty & Sweep.

The Carrolls – Surrender Your Love

CAROL #6

A group of men posing for a picture with Studio 54 in the background

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Carol, singular, a Japanese rockabilly band from the esteemed year of 1972.

Carol – Funky Monkey Baby

CAROL #7

A person with short hair covering her face

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And another one - a very 1981-sounding Carol from Belgian. She would later join the band Rive Gauche.

Carol - Breakdown

CAROL #8

A person with curly hair

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Wannabe Lionel Richie, with his bontempi keyboard, from New Britain, Connecticut, in 1985.

Carol – All I The Game Of Love

CAROL #9

A group of people playing instruments

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Turn your speaker down before listening to these hardcore punks from Germany in 1996. Prefab Sprout, they ain’t!

Carol - Prefabricated

CAROLS #10

No definite article for these Carols from Seattle in 2014. “I might record vocals on this later once I get around to buying a good vocal mic,” the lead (only?) Carol admits on her bandcamp page. I’m presuming she’s still saving up. Still, at least there’s a Christmas connection in the song title. It’s A Wonderful Life… if you don’t weaken.

Carols – Bedford Falls

THE CARROLS #11

A person on a stage

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Belgium Britpop-influenced Carrolls from 2015…

The Carrolls - Waltz For Those Who Know It Ain't No Waltz

C.A.R.O.L.S. #12

New York “½ man/½ woman” Carols with a festive-sounding offering from 2017.

C.A.R.O.L.S. - American

THE CAROLS #13

Punky Carols from Seattle in 2018…

The Carols – Cry Baby

THE CARROLS #14

Jangly indie from 2020 made by West Yorkshire lads Andrew Pankhust and Robert Kennedy – one now lives in London, the other in Scotland, and they hadn’t met in person for 10 years when they recorded this, via the interweb, doing the covid lockdown. Far more information than you will ever need to know about them can be found on their bandcamp page.

Carrolls – Peer Review

CARROL #15

A group of men sitting on a white surface

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Finally, bang up to date for this Philadelphia Carroll who haven’t yet worked out how to take a photo without red eye.

Carroll – The Difference


Which Carol makes you go Fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-laa? 


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