Wednesday, 5 March 2025
Celebrity Jukebox #133: Gene Hackman
Tuesday, 4 March 2025
Namesakes #127: The Swans
Monday, 3 March 2025
THE CHAIN IS BACK!!!
Sunday, 2 March 2025
Snapshots #385: Twelve Newspaper Songs
I read the news today... oh boy!
Hear all about it below...
12. No longer a choking hazard.
He used to be a Strangler, but he's alright now.
Hugh Cornwell - Stuck In Daily Mail Land
11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...
You drew a hill?
Dru Hill - These Are The Times
10. All you do to me is...
Lyrics from their eponymous single: "All you do to me is... talk talk."
Remember Today? Eddie Shah? The newspaper revolution?
9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.
8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.
The Rifles - She's Got Standards
7. Direct train to Sheffield.
S'Express - Theme from S'Express
6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.
"Tidier Tsars" was an anagram.
5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.
Muddy deposits at the mouth of a river create a Delta. Good REM?
4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.
Pinkertons were the detective agency in the Wild West.
Pinkerton's Assorted Colours - Mirror Mirror
3. The Munch Bunch.
Edvard Munch painted The Scream.
2. O'Connor was a small baby.
Des? Tiny Child!
Destiny's Child - Independent Women
1. Stuck, and sticky.
The Jam - News Of The World
Written and sung by Bruce Foxton. RIP, Rick.
Saturday, 1 March 2025
Saturday Snapshots #385
12. No longer a choking hazard.
11. What did you do in art class yesterday? I sketched a small mountain...
10. All you do to me is...
9. Go on. You know you want to. Give it a go. You'll love it.
8. AR-15, M-16, AK-47.
7. Direct train to Sheffield.
6. Tidier Tsars re-establish order.
5. Michael Stipe's lot judged "not bad" by muddy deposits at the mouth of a river.
4. Choosing shades in the detective agency.
3. The Munch Bunch.
2. O'Connor was a small baby.
1. Stuck, and sticky.
Friday, 28 February 2025
Bertie Fridays #5: Burt The Bandit
Another of Bertie the dog's favourite Burties this week... we like nothing better than to chill out and watch Smokey & The Bandit together...
James Dean in a Mercury '49
Junior Johnson's runnin' in the woods of Caroline
Even Burt Reynolds in a black Trans Am
I'm gonna meet 'em down at the Cadillac ranch
Bruce Springsteen - Cadillac Ranch
"But wait a second, Rol," I hear you cry. "Burt Reynolds was an actor... and this is a music blog!"
Well, clearly you've forgotten Burt's 1973 country album, Ask Me What I Am...
Burt Reynolds - She's Taken A Gentle Lover
Not to mention this "classic" single from the soundtrack of 1980's Smokey & The Bandit 2...
Tuesday, 25 February 2025
Namesakes #126: Pixies
THE PIXIES #1
I think this is our earliest set of Pixies. Extensive research suggest that it was originally recorded in 1946 by Bob Camp & His Buddies, but that it was re-released / possibly re-recorded in 1962, by which time Bob's buddies had turned into Pixies. Despite what the internet might try to tell you, this isn't the same Bob Camp who would later create the cartoon Ren & Stimpy.
Bob Camp & His Pixies - Jack & Jill Boogie
THE PIXIES #2
The year is 1956. Here are some more Pixies on a Christmas novelty record with Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft playing Santa. The same Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft who was the voice of Tony The Tiger. You know what that suggests about these Pixies? They're greeeeeeaaaaat!
The Pixies - Santa's Too Fat For The Hula Hoop
Two years later, these self-same Pixies would return accompanied by the John Williams Orchestra (not that one) to perform a song about pygmies.
Different times.
THE PIXIES #3
Elsewhen in the 50s, we find some Pixies involved in a budget rip-off re-recording of the Poni Tails hit Born Too Late...
THE PIXIES #4
Teen girl group from 1959, though they sounds like they come from the 40s...
The Pixies - Echoing Mailbox / Bacia-Ba-Loo
THE PIXIES #5
From 1963, a Frankie Valli-esque Pixies on the Don Dee record label...
THE PIXIES #6
Japanese group from 1964, though it's another that could easily have been released many years earlier...
(THE) PIXIES #7
Formed in 1986 by Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV (or Frank Black / Black Francis to his mates), Kimberley Ann Deal, Joseph Alberto Santiago and Dave the drummer, the Boston-based Pixies are surely one of the most influential indie / alt-rock acts of that or any other era. They split up in '93, reformed in 2004 and Kim managed to stick it out for another decade before finally telling Frank to Gouge Away.
Pixies carried on, though they dropped the definite article, suggesting they could no longer be THE Pixies without Kim. That interpretation does credit Frank with a little more modesty than he's famous for.
THE PIXIES #8
In 1992, Select magazine commissioned notorious satirist Chris Morris to produce a recording to be given away as a cover-mounted floppy disc (remember them?). Morris recorded a spoof radio show (sticking a pin in the pompous inanity that Steve Wright's Radio 1 show had become by that point). This also included a song called Mother-Banger by The Pixies (lead singer "Jet Black"). I include it here because a) it's on discogs; b) I was a huge Chris Morris fan back in the Day (Today).
The Pixies - Motherbanger (song starts at 2.30)
Bono "fans": it's worth listening to the bit after Motherbanger in which Morris spoofs a Sun journalist into believing he's talking to the "great man" about the band's farewell gig at Alton Towers, with NWA in support.
"Between you and me, have you ever heard anything so stupid as calling yourself 'The Edge'?"
Which is your pick of the Pixies?
Sunday, 23 February 2025
Snapshots #384: Twelve Capital City Songs
12. Part Mull Historical Society, part Travis, part Box Tops.
Mull Historical Society, part Travis, part Box Tops.
This means nothing to me.
11. Third new home for Judge Dredd.
Judge Dredd lives in Mega City One. His first new home would be Mega City Two. His second would be Mega City Three. His third would be...
10. Blokes who missed the bus.
9. Chemistry or Biology?
8. They don't look a day over fifty.
7. Finished his job in 6 days, then had a rest.
6. Rude Leo in another crazy outburst.
"Rude Leo" was an anagram...
5. Britten's small oranges.
Benjamin Britten loved his clementines.
4. Like Jones, in the rain.
Oran Juice Jones like walking in The Rain.
3. South African footballers.
2. There's zero reggae at his jumble sale.
"Zero reggae", unjumbled, gives us...
1. The Highlands, by foot.
A nice place to be a walker, if you're a Scot.
Scott Walker - Copenhagen
I had one more on the list, which I didn't use because they appeared here two weeks ago, and because I'm triskaidekaphobic.
More of this nonsense next week.