Wednesday, 29 July 2026
One Track Summer #9: Encyclopedi-ite
Wednesday, 1 May 2024
Self-Help For Cynics #31: Pandora's Box
Ryan Adams - To Be Young (Is to Be Sad, Is to Be High)
Last week we looked at how our addiction to digital media, in particular but not limited to social media, can have serious negative effects on our mental health. This is particularly affecting teenagers and young people, but us oldies can't really be smug or complacent about it as it's just as easy for us to fall into a similar trap.
Nikki & The Corvettes - Young & Crazy
Working in a mental health hospital, it's clear to see a drastic increase in mental health problems among teenagers - hardly surprising if up to 50% of them are addicted to their mobile phones. In recent years, the medical profession has had to respond to a serious growth in self-harm, eating disorders and suicidal ideation, and one of the many reasons for this is constant unfiltered online conversation about these subjects. Young people are no longer exposed solely to the opinions and experiences of their immediate peer group: the whole world is out there waiting to talk to them. And a lot of the world is not very nice at all...
The Specials - Too Much Too Young
Lockdown often gets blamed for many of the mental health problems people are facing this decade, and I'm sure our experiences during covid had some effect... but arguably the worst thing to come out of the pandemic was the way that so much of our lives was forced online. As a teacher, I'd never taught an online lesson prior to Lockdown. I had to learn how to do so very quickly, but I really thought things would go back to normal once schools and colleges opened up again. And yet, there's been a noticeable push in certain fields of education (particularly universities) to keep at least part of the curriculum online, for reasons that have nothing to do with education and far more to do with saving money. And this has been echoed in a lot of businesses too - how many meetings do people now attend via Teams rather than by sitting around a table with a coffee and looking each other in the eye? Once Pandora opened that box, the lid was never going back on.
And so our addiction and reliance on the internet in every aspect of our lives has grown stronger. Meaning more screen time for everyone. And nobody's feeling happy about this... except the tech companies. The most recent World Happiness Report suggests that under 25s, traditionally among the happiest section of the population, are now just as stressed and miserable as their middle-aged parents. (In fact, the only generation who still manage to smile are those who've reached retirement age.)
London Grammar - Wasting My Young Years
Why are young people so miserable? Why are they having a mid-life crisis in their 20s? (They're calling that The Quarter Life Crisis, in case you think I'm making it up.) The cost of living, shrinking job market (thanks, in part, to our new AI Overlords) and slim chance of getting onto the overpriced property ladder must take some of the blame... but I don't think we can underestimate the culpability of the internet.
Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood
Young people today live their lives online. Many are spending between 7 and 10 hours a day on social media. And by doing so, they are rewiring their brains. Shorter attention spans, a constant craving for dopamine highs, the inability to concentrate on anything longer than a 280 word tweet or a 30 second TikTok video. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Their whole life is affected and controlled by the internet - relationships, education, career, self-worth...
Maybe this is just evolution. Maybe their brains need to be rewired to survive in the future. I can't say. Because older generations have been prophesying doom for wreckless youth for decades, if not longer. And I'm just another doomsayer. I wouldn't mind so much if they were happy though. Only they're just as miserable as the rest of us now... and surely that's not what being young is all about?
Tuesday, 12 March 2024
Namesakes #76: The Audience
Friday, 12 January 2024
Title Fight #6: Bastards, Winos and Pessimists
Anyway, as I've been down with the lurgy this week, I don't have much to say for myself beyond throwing a few more songs with interesting titles your way. Interesting images too, like this one...
This is Bobb Trimble, "psychedelic folk/outsider musician" from Massachusetts. Bobb self-released two albums in the early 80s (above is the cover of his debut record, Iron Curtain Innocence) before packing the psychedelic folk / outsider shit in and going off to do something more respectable with his life. Like not having a backing band made up of 12 year old kids that resulted in them getting barred from venues scared of losing their liquor licences. The albums were re-issued in the early noughties after second hand copies started going for silly money on eBay and taste-makers like Thurston Moore began dropping Bobb's name.
Bobb Trimble - Killed By The Hands of An Unknown Rock Starr
Next up, a couple I owe to Ernie. Firstly, African-American country singer Howdy Glenn. I'd never heard of him until Ernie pointed me in his direction a couple of weeks back, but he's a welcome discovery. In the copious notes I make while preparing this feature, I scribbled the following...
"Who Makes a Wino's Bed? Ernie."
Asked and answered, it seems.
Howdy Glenn - Who Makes a Wino's Bed?
Ernie also responded to Khayem's recent 1000th post and they got into a bit of banter about reggae singer John Holt. Ernie wondered if any others wanted to take up the John Holt baton. I'll admit, I didn't have a lot from Mr. Holt in the hard-drive, but this one caught my eye.
John Holt - Sweetie, Come Brush Me
I've no idea why John wants brushing. Please tell me it's not a euphemism.
And now, I bring you "the driving force behind 'The New Wave of Swedish Celtic Punk'", described by one critic as pioneers of "Celtic Social Realism". Swedish Celtic Social Realism, that is. They're also the only Swedish band ever to have performed for two consecutive years at the Woodstock Festival. The Woodstock Festival in Poland, that is.
Full disclosure, Finnegan's Hell didn't come up with the song title below... they just stole it from Oscar Wilde. Still, you know what Picasso said...
Finnegan's Hell - Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class
Finally, I'd just like to point out that the current Number One on the UK Singles Chart is a song I first wrote about back on the 18th of August 2022. Look at me, the taste-maker! Woo hoo! It's not got the greatest title in the world, but given that I am now clearly an Influencer, I can make up my own rules.
Meanwhile, at #8 in the aforementioned Completely Irrelevant Streaming Aggregate still known as the "Official Singles Chart" (surely it's time they dropped the word "Singles"?), it's a re-entry for the lovely Sophie Ellis-Bextor's 23 year old Number 2 hit, Murder On The Dancefloor. This is largely due to the Irish actor Barry Keoghan dancing naked (and I do mean: naked) to it at the end of the recent movie Saltburn.
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
Now I've always had a lot of time for the daughter of Blue Peter's Janet Ellis. I even saw her play live a couple of times in the late 90s with theaudience, a band who certainly knew their way around a song title. To whit...
theaudience - If You Can't Do It When You're Young, When Can You Do It?
theaudience - I Know Enough (I Don't Get Enough)
Tuesday, 3 March 2020
Hot 100 #18
Only one song by one band named after the number 18 in my record collection... but it's not a bad one at all.
The Eighteenth Day of May - Casey Jones
Welcome back to the Hot 100 as we come of age - backwards - with only 17 more weeks to go before I get to have a lie down. As has become customary in recent weeks, there's a ton of songs to get through... so let's get cracking.
Let's start with Martin...
18... I imagine there must be a bucketful. Can't think of too many off the top of my head though, so will just have to go with:
The Stray Cats - 18 Miles to Memphis
Art Brut - 18,000 Lira
So no, I don't expect to be winning again next week...
I dunno - that second one was in serious contention.
Next up is Lynchie...
Kathy Mattea has a decent country song called: "Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Roses"...
Kathy Mattea - Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Roses
Like that.
Speaking of 18 wheels, Rigid Digit offered this beauty...
Alabama - Roll On (Eighteen Wheeler)
RD also threw these into the ring...
Everyone needs a bit of hair metal once in a while:
Skid Row - 18 And Life
That's like a Silvikrin commercial.
How about electronica?
Moby -18
A bit of headbanging stuff?
Megadeth - Hangar 18
Pardon?
Over to Jim in Dubai next...
This week I am leading with:
The Associates - 18 Carat Love Affair
Brian seconded that. And then added a couple more of his own...
Bubblegum Splash - 18:10 to Yeovil Junction
You do know my affection for anything on the Subway Organization label.
Yes, indeed, and while we're doing time of day songs...
Bloc Party - Waiting For The 7:18
Brian's other suggestion was one from my own shortlist...
Grandaddy - A.M. 180
Jason Lytle's first great song but nowhere near his last.
Love that how that cheesy intro cuts into the guitars.
Back to Jim, who also offered...
The Cygnet Ring - 18 Daze
I do like that.
18 Wheeler - Stay
Look - Jim found another 18 band!
Assuming...
Momus - London 1888
...doesn't qualify but certainly worth a mention.
Funnily enough, I did say 19th Century songs would be allowed Jim, because I had a few of my own...
Frank Black - 1826
The Pine Hill Haints - Spirit of 1812
Sparks - It Ain't 1918
The Handsome Family - Emily Shore - 1819 - 1839
Television - 1880 Or So
That is where The National got their entire at from!
Nick Nicely - Hill Fields (1892)
And that's where Damon Albarn got his from.
One more date - a day rather than a year though.
The Deep Dark Woods - 18th of December
Great video.
Alyson made it through my defences to drop these two...
Bobby Darin - Eighteen Yellow Roses
Bryan Adams - 18 Til I Die
OK, before we get to this week's head to head, here's a few more from my hard-drive of horror...
5 Seconds Of Summer - 18
Nils Lofgren - 60 Is The New 18
Think that probably featured in week 60. Here's another one from Nils, from back when he was closer to 18...
Grin - 18-faced Lover
Client - Diary of an 18 Year Old Boy
Reverend & The Makers - 18-30
Theaudience - Now That You Are 18
Roy Orbison - Almost Eighteen
Consider that an uncomfortable taster of the next couple of weeks.
And finally, a top track from last year's long-awaited reunion album...
The Hold Steady - Star 18
All of which leaves us with two choices for this week.
In the red corner, here's Charity Chic...
And Lynchie...
Fascinating facts about Pete Wingfield (I bought "18 With A Bullet" in 1975 - fantastically fun lyrics):
He produced Searching for the Young Soul Rebels the first album by Dexys Midnight Runners - and also produced The Proclaimers "Sunshine on Leith".
He's played keyboards for Van Morrison, The Everly Brothers, The Housemartins and many more.
Sadly however, he did play piano for The Alan Parsons Project, but nobody's perfect.
In the blue corner, here's... erm... Lynchie...
...and then there's the great Alice Cooper song: "I'm Eighteen".
And C...
I definitely second FBCB's suggestion of Alice Cooper's 'I'm Eighteen'.
A few years ago Mr SDS did his best Alice Cooper impression at a fancy dress party (it was so hot his eyeliner ran and the great thing was that it didn't matter...) Somewhere out there now there's a priceless photo of Alice, Slash and Ozzy together in a scout hut in Essex.
And this week's winner...?
Well, it's obvious really, isn't it?
Well done, Lynchie.
Next week - 17. Off the top of my head, there can be only one winner. You may seek to persuade me otherwise...
Sunday, 1 October 2017
Saturday Snapshots #2: The Answers
Answers, please!
I think I beat you on a couple of these this week: at least identifying the song, anyway. Which is good, because I don't like them to be too easy. That said, the clues in question were particularly obscure. And on one, I didn't give you enough info...
10. This reluctant replacement is more suited to a crown than a flat cap...
Prince - I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man
9. MK, darling, you'll find Sidekick Psycho hard to accept when he takes a stroll with The Bangles.
Batman's Sidekick = Robin... or Robyn.
Psycho = Hitchcock.
The Bangles walked like an Egyptian.
MK = Ultra (CIA mind-control programme from the 50s: look it up.)
"hard to accept" - Unbelievable
darling = love.
Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians - Ultra Unbelievable Love
Phew. I told you that one was was torture.
8. Message received: he sweeps up for 2 hours just to purchase a poky place.
6. Look on the bright side and thiscrowd will always let you down.
Yes, that is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. The Swede had no problem spotting her.
Theaudience - A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed
5. If you're still around in another 500 years, zese two will be waiting for you.
Zese two = Z(ager) & E(vans)
Zager & Evans - In The Year 2525
Well done, George.
4. Superman's mum knows: the Duke & Big Lips never did it this good.
Superman = Christopher Reeves.
Superman's mum = Martha Kent.
Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - Dancing In The Street
The Duke & Big Lips? These two clowns. (I don't care what you say: that video still cracks me up.)
3. They have an answer for the Old King... but it may be an illusion.

Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken
Old King Cole? This song was Camera Obscura's answer to this.
2. Bananarama had been listening to her, like $100 Benjamin.
Banarama sang I Heard A Rumour.
Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 note. Congrats to CC, taking a break from his holiday to grab the points for that one.
Rumer - Aretha
1. In pop's parallel universe...they were desperately seeking a home.
Mark 'E' Everett's dad, Hugh Everett II, was the American physicist who came up with the notion of parallel universes, the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics.
Desperately Seeking Susan, of course.
A combined effort from C & The Swede: teamwork pays off.
More image-based insanity next Saturday.
Wednesday, 16 November 2016
November #4 - One Sore Audience
4. Audience - Seven Sore Bruises
Back in the late 90s, I was very much taken with the debut album of pop-indie act theaudience (sic), fronted by Sophie Ellis Bextor: Janet's daughter, who would go on enjoy to a chequered, sometimes interesting career in the mainstream pop world. This was one of their best songs.
This post, however, is not about that band.
Instead it's about a "British art rock" combo from the early 70s who released four albums, the last of these being Lunch, from where today's track hails.
I wish I could tell you I knew more about this band or had heard any more of their music. Sadly, today time only permits me to write a post about the one song of theirs I do know, Seven Sore Bruises.
I came across this song via the blogosphere a few years back and stuck it on one of the random in-car compilations I create to help me discover new tracks that are hiding in my collection. I liked it a lot - enough to feature it here - although I honestly thought it was a lost Northern Soul anthem rather than a "British art rock" nugget. So we all learned something new today.
No video today as the song isn't on yotube. You can listen to it at the link below...
Audience - Seven Sore Bruises















