From the Doors, all around the house... here's some songs you might hear if an estate agent is showing you round.
15. Cromwell flattened them.
English Civil War history lesson required.
14. Sweet transvestite.
Frank N Furter himself...
13. I'll give you half a dozen to sweeten the deal, fella.
Six to the Sugar, man.
Sixto Rodriguez - Halfway Up The Stairs
12. Found inside the Eiffel Tower.
Eiffel Tower.
Felt - Don't Die On My Doorstep
The tube of you directed me towards the Samaritans when I tried to find that song.
11. The rooster raced away from Duane and Floyd.
The cock ran from two Eddies.
Eddie Cochran - Sittin' In The Balcony
10. Disrupting the proton laws.
"Proton laws" was an anagram.
Snow Patrol - Crack the Shutters
9. Playing bass in That Irish Band makes him very happy.
Adam Clayton plays bass in That Irish Band. God knows how he manages to stay Merry, working with those other twonks.
Merry Clayton - The Doorbell Rings
8. Milk, sugar, cornflour.
The ingredients of a...
Blancmange - Living On The Ceiling
7. Is that the best that you can do, Faith and Ant?
"The best that you can do" is the subtitle of Arthur's Theme. Faith and Ant are Adams.
Arthur Adams - You've Got The Floor
6. Small erasers.
5. Card-carrying and paid up.
The Members - Rat Up A Drainpipe
4. She has a Clown... and keeps in with Mr. Brown (for his money).
Cathy's Clown meets Dennis "Money In My Pocket" Brown.
3. Moving Number 10 from London to Manchester might cause this...
Northern Uproar - From A Window
2. Angelic boss is also loaded.
Charlie Rich - Behind Closed Doors
1. JFK commission unmasks German Numero Uno.
The people investigating JFK's assassination were the Warren Commission. A German Number One might be "Ze von!" (in a really bad German accent, with apologies to Walter).
Indisputably today's best song...
Warren Zevon - Desperados Under The Eaves
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