Sunday, 27 August 2023
Snapshots #307: A Top Ten Songs Named After Boats
Sunday, 5 December 2021
Snapshots #218: A Top Ten Drunk Songs
10. Joyce's shorts.
James Joyce published a selection of short stories called The Dubliners.
The Dubliners - Seven Drunken Nights
9. I am Dr. Lite.
Anagram!
8. Boom box with a calculator screen.
LCD Sound System - Drunk Girls
7. They beget a Teddy Boy.
Richard & Linda, parents of Teddy Thompson.
Richard & Linda Thompson - Down Where The Drunkards Roll
6. Consigned to the bench in England V. Scotland games.
5. These guys can be found by Pooh's step.
"By Pooh's step" was an anagram.
Pet Shop Boys - You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk
4. First in Jennifer Linda, last like cold dogs.
JenniFER LINda + Huskies.
Ferlin Husky - The Drunken Driver
A cautionary tale that might leave you needing a stiff drink.
3. Used to always be toasters.
I may have used a variation on that clue before, but it always makes me smile.
The Wedding Present - Don't Take Me Home 'til I'm Drunk
2. A Flemish Monday.
Anagram!
Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon
1. Assassination victims.
Those assassination victims would be The Dead Kennedys.
Sunday, 17 March 2013
My Top Ten Irish Songs
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
10. The Thrills - The Irish Keep Gate-Crashing
Ah, The Thrills. Whatever happened. So much more interesting than Coldplay, and yet... where are you now? "On hiatus."
I finally shed my puppy fat9. Prefab Sprout - Dublin
No kids, there's no encore tonight
With a name like "Paddy McAloon", he obviously has some Irish heritage... though apparently, he was born in Durham.
Dublin, Dublin8. Dennis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song
Home of pretty Coleens
Dublin, Dublin,
Nurse of such bitter dreams
Being of Irish-Catholic descent gives Leary a pass from getting lynched for this hilarious folk song mickey take. I think.
They come over here and they take all our land7. Flogging Molly - Paddy's Lament
They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil
Our children are leaving and we have no heads
We drink and we sing and we drink and we die
Kind of like the Pogues if Shane was from LA and could still stand up straight.
6. The Boomtown Rats - Banana Republic
After being banned from playing live in their home country, this was Bob Geldof's typically restrained tribute to the "septic isle" of his birth.
5. Morrissey - Irish Blood, English Heart
Well, he's half-Irish, half Salford... as he likes to keep reminding us. One of his most visceral and exciting rock songs... even if, in the end, it's more about England than Ireland. Still...
4. The Pogues - Dirty Old Town
A song written by Ewan MacColl (Kirsty's dad), made famous by the Dubliners (see below), but it's Shane's version that does it for me... if anything, he sounds even dirtier than the town he's serenading.
I met my love by the gasworks wall......is one of the greatest opening lines ever.
Which brings us to...
3. The Pogues & The Dubliners - The Irish Rover
I wouldn't normally include two songs by the same artist in one Top Ten, but this is the very best version...
There was Barney McGeeAnd this is only Number Three...!?
From the banks of the Lee
There was Hogan from County Tyrone
There was Johnny McGurk
Who was scared stiff of work
And a man from Westmeath called Malone
There was Slugger O'Toole
Who was drunk as a rule
And Fighting Bill Tracy from Dover
And your man, Mick McCann
From the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper of the Irish Rover
2. Paul Brady - The Island
There's been a fair few songs written about "The Troubles" (spare me Sunday, Bloody Sunday) but this has to be the most breathtakingly beautiful.
Best use of a minor chord in a pop song ever?
1. Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar
A traditional Irish folk song, recorded by everyone from the Dubliners to the Grateful Dead, Metallica to Pulp. But there can surely be no greater version than this. That guitar is just electrifying.
Musha ring dum a do dum a daiii.
Wack for my daddy-o.
Those were my favourite songs about the Emerald Isle. Which is your sham-rocker?




















