Friday, 20 March 2026
Fun Fact Friday #6: If I Had Words...
Sunday, 15 February 2026
Snapshots #435: Alcoholic Beverage Songs
In case you've always wanted a whiskey decanter shaped like a camera, Jeff Bezos is selling them for eighty quid.
The rest of us will have to make do with some songs about booze...
15. Thunder deity with too many Os.
THOR & GOD with extra Os...
George Thorogood - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
14. How do you like your jewellery, sire? Not this way, I guess.
"Jewellery, sire" was an anagram.
Jerry Lee Lewis - Jack Daniels (Old Number Seven)
13. Thankfully not The Simpsons.
Not OJ Simpson.
12. Where you'll find a holy blanket... but it sounds like it's falling apart.
Turin, sound like breaks.
11. Sounds like Spike gets Cold Feed, James.
Spike Milli(g)an and James Nesbitt.
Millican & Nesbitt - For Old Time's Sake
That is a drinking song, but I was thinking more in terms of rice wine.
10. Found amid gherkin.
"Amid gherkin" was an anagram.
Mike Harding - Ale Is Physic For Me
9. Broken poet.
Busta Rhymes - Pass the Courvoisier, Part II
8. Could be another name for #7... alternatively, 2,240 pounds.
Beth is short for Elizabeth, as is Lizzy. Or... (a) ton.
7. Dandy Robot goes Irish.
Tin Lizzy was a robot in The Dandy who gave her name (with an Irish lilt) to these guys...
Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar
6. Bugle editor likes converted farm buildings.
The editor of the Daily Bugle was J. Jonah Jameson.
5. In the midst of sorcery, son turns to his Cat.
In the midst of sorcery, son...
Matthew & Son was a song by Cat Stevens.
4. Where cactus is our friend.
Lyrics from Midnight at the...
...or you could have had...
3. Bright Bo Peep loses more than just her flock.
"Bright Bo Peep" was an anagram.
The Big Bopper - White Lightning
2. Stygian depths.
Lager, lager, lager!
Underworld - Born Slippy (Nuxx)
1. Friend of Woodstock?
Snoopy the dog was best friends with Woodstock.
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin And Juice
Sunday, 3 November 2024
Snapshots #368 - A Top Ten Mythical Creature Songs
I didn't really know what to call this week's Top Ten, and I only really settled on "Mythical Creatures" under protest... since clearly everyone knows Bigfoot isn't a myth.
10. Half a dozen English immigrants.
New Colony Six - Ballad Of The Wingbat Marmaduke (Elf Song)
OK, I'm not saying I believed in Wingbat Marmadukes... but Elves, why not?
9. Bony Beth.
8. Blackburn / Ely Riot.
Tony Blackburn and Joe Ely get involved in a White Riot.
Tony Joe White - Even Trolls Love Rock 'n' Roll
7. 15/3.
The 15th of March is the Ides...
6. Influential director and blinking bloke.
An Auteur and a bloke known for his Rapid Eye Movement...
Luke Haines & Peter Buck - Last of the Legendary Bigfoot Hunters
5. Third Netflix Queen just might...
Three actresses played The Queen on Netflix, the third being Imelda Staunton.
4. Conservative Councillor.
He was in a Conserve (Jam) and also a Council (Style).
3. They'll give you the hump.
2. Logic, Radiator, Guerilla.
Their first three albums were Fuzzy Logic, Radiator and Guerilla...
Super Furry Animals - Hometown Unicorn
...and I would have accepted...
Super Furry Animals - Chupacabras
1. Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Rockin' Rockin' Leprechauns
And, more obviously, this...
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Abominable Snowman In The Supermarket
Hard to believe, I know, but Saturday Snapshots will return next week...
Thursday, 29 September 2022
Neverending Top Ten #5.5: Your Alibi
Sunday, 12 December 2021
Snapshots #219: A Top Ten Sarah / Sara Songs
I did look for a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker holding a camera. That would have been timely with the whole Sex & The City revival going on right now, Unfortunately I couldn't one. Also, SJP annoys the hell out of me. Unlike the divine Sarah Paulson, an actress who elevates any film or show she appears in.
So it's Ms. Paulson who introduces our Top Ten Sarah Songs. Take it away...
10. Oft welcomed, a comet flowed.
"Oft welcomed, a" and "a comet flowed" are both anagram...
9. Connected to celebrity's thigh.
The star's hip bone would be connected to the celebrity's thigh bone...
8. Headwear that can't be plaited.
You can't plait fog, can you?
7. Found in the lobby and nowhere else.
"lobby and" was an anagram...
6. Murder via heavenly bodies.
Sun kills moon! (That's Mr. Mark Kozelek there. Don't mess with him.)
Sun Kil Moon - Sarah Lawrence College Song
5. Maternal agony.
Anagram!
4. Jim Morrison claimed to be one.
He claimed to be a Lizard King. And the King of the Lizards was...
3. Hipster friend quits card game.
My hipster friend is Ben. If he quits a card game, he folds.
2. Axe murderess needs to eat more pies.
Lizzie Borden needs to put on a bit of weight.
(Strong stomachs or sick bags required for that video.)
1. Linked to the Church and the Quakers.
Thursday, 2 July 2020
Guest Post Thursday #5: Top Ten Booze Songs
Take it away, RD...
Thanks, RD... I've long thought of doing a similar Top 10 myself, but was always crushed by the sheer weight of drinking songs available. Good to see my beloved whiskey well-represented, even though I haven't touched a drop in 20 years. (Can it really be that long?)
RD also had quite a few leftovers in his list, so maybe I can persuade him back for a volume 2. Or perhaps you fancy a go at compiling your own drinking Top Ten. As always, the door is open for anyone on Guest Post Thursdays, and as I speak, there's a blank space in the diary next week...
Sunday, 22 September 2019
Saturday Snapshots #102: The Answers
Now it's Sunday, so here are the answers. Boop-boop-be-doo.
10. A Partridge exclaims, "d'you wanna scrap?"
a-ha - Take On Me
9. Eagle retrievers mixed up in brothels revery.
Eagles are birds, retrievers are dogs.
"brothels revery" is a really easy anagram.
The Everly Brothers - Bird Dog
8. Killed a mockingbird then drove off in a tiny emerald.
Harper Lee wrote To Kill A Mockingbird.
Rather obscure Irish band, although I did feature them here in my Top Ten Songs About American Writers. What do you mean you don't remember!?! I do love this song though.
Little Green Cars - Harper Lee
7. Shhh... they've got their guns.
Annies, get your pistols.
The Pistol Annies - Hush Hush
6. A brief continental burn.
Asia is a continent.
A brief burn might come in the heat of the moment.
Asia - Heat of the Moment
5. Two apples... but not for Steven Dalglish.
Steven Gerrard and Kenny Daglish are, I'm reliably informed, involved in "the glorious game". See, I can do sports-related clues!
New York is the Big Apple.
Gerard Kenny - New York, New York
4. I sense that a Western Scott has you rockin' and a'reelin'.
Randolph Scott was an actor in westerns.
Rockin' and a reelin' is what Barbara Ann got you doing.
I sense... feelings.
Barbara Randolph - I Got A Feeling
3. Plebs in space.
Plebs are riff raff. One of them is a young William of Bragg.
Riff Raff - I Wanna Be A Cosmonaut
2. Skinny queen sees Brian, Carl and Al return to the city.
A skinny queen, obviously, is Thin Lizzy.
Brian, Carl & Al are the Beach Boys... leaving the beach for the town.
Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
1. If I were... to catch the paper boy? I'd be a coyote botherer.
If I were a rich man?
"I catch the paperboy" comes from Modern Love.
Happy birthday, Mr. President... Saturday Snapshots returns next week.
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