Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No? Fair enough.
Shall I give you the answers to yesterday's Snapshots instead? Here are ten types of poetry, immortalised in song...
10. What the last ugly duckling in the alphabet became.
Billy Corgan's other band is...
9. Stop listening to that George Michael album!
Faith!? No more!
8. Telling Goldman Sachs to "get stuffed" (but not quite so polite).
FU, GS!
The Fugs - The National Haiku Contest
7. Not to be confused with a monkey.
Or even a Monkee. To avoid confusion, he changed his name from David Jones...
6. Girls magazine: Ight, Ine, En...
Jackie was the magazine. The next number in that sequence would be Leven.
Jackie Leven - Elegy For Johnny Cash
5. Embarrassed monarch.
4. Found down the back of a Boise Armchair.
"Boise Armchair" was an anagram for Jon Bon Jovi's (former?) best mate...
Richie Sambora - Ballad Of Youth
3. Good for your urinary tract.
Cranberries - Ode To My Family
2. Spock joins the Chicken Company. (Not Joni!)
Leonard Cohen - Villanelle For Our Time
1. Found aboard a river vessel.
A river vessel.
The Verve - Sonnet
