Saturday Snapshots #39 - The Answers

I can't offer you a Kiss From A Rose this Sunday morning, but I can offer you the answers to Saturday Snapshots. All Killer - no filler!

10. Elton joins Limp Bizkit at the mansion while a rainbow child goes undercover at the opticians.

(Convoluted yet easy if you think about it.)

Elton John + Fred Durst = John Fred, at the Playboy mansion.

Judy Garland went Over The Rainbow.

John Fred & His Playboy Band - Judy In Disguise With Glasses

9. Aha is confused by getting booed offstage at The Sands.

The Sands was a famous casino in Vegas where you might die if you were booed offstage.

"Aha is" is an anagram.

Death In Vegas - Aisha

8. Heavenly parsley from Houston causes personal illness.

Angelica, a type of parsley, is "the herb of angels". There's also Angelica Houston.

Angelica - Take Me, I'm Your Disease

7. Elemental dreams.

Earth, Wind & Fire are elements.

Dreams are fantasies.

Earth, Wind & Fire - Fantasy

6. Fake philosopher rustles up a glider - that's cool with me.

Bertrand Russell was a philosopher.

Plastic is fake.

The literal translation is "that plane's for me"... but what it actually means is "that's cool with me".

Plastic Bertrand - Ça Plane Pour Moi

5. Ripper's boy in a local area network crosses time zones to finish work early.

If Jack the Ripper had a boy, he would be a Jack-son.

A local area network is a LAN.

Alan Jackson (with Jimmy Buffet) - It's Five O'clock Somewhere

4. Contemporary jungle queen goes oriental.

Sheena goes East (on). Contemporary is modern.

Sheena Easton - Modern Girl

3. Dead guy gets stuck in Macca's farm and puts us all to sleep.

Shaun of the Dead.

Macca's farm was on the Mull of Kintyre.

Shawn Mullins - Lullaby

2. The very best of unknown aeroplanes.

No explanation needed for this one, surely?

The Mystery Jets - Greatest Hits

1. Desperate and determined child stars.

Desperate Dan has steely determination.



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My Top Ten Lullabies...

...with the word "Lullaby" or "Lullabye" in the title. Because there are plenty more songs I could (and probably will) wade through to accomplish the same end.

I'm kinda getting sick of the lullaby CDs we first got to play to Sam at bedtime. The version of Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star is particularly offensive as the singer insists on over-pronouncing the word "diamond" as "DOY-MOND" and it grates every time we hear it. Sam has yet to be annoyed by it, but we'll soon teach him. We also bought some lullaby versions of Queen, Elvis and Guns 'n' Roses songs (thanks to Deano for pointing us in their direction!) which go down quite well, even though Louise claims to only know two Guns 'n' Roses songs... someone else in need of education. I'll learn them both by the time I'm done.

Meanwhile...


10. Dixie Chicks - Lullaby

See, the Dixie Chicks aren't just there to stick two fingers up to George Bush and kill off Dennis Franz.

9. Brad Paisley featuring Alison Krauss - Whiskey Lullaby

Speaking of my favourite TV actor, here's one of his former partners, Ricky Schroder, meeting a sticky end courtesy of Brad and Alison.

8. Billy Joel - Lullabye (Goodnight, My Angel)

I don't know why Billy Joel decided to pack in songwriting 20 years ago. He still tours but it seems he didn't have anything else to say, which is a great shame because I was a huge fan growing up. This is from his last ever album, River of Dreams. It's a simple piano ballad, the kind of thing he excelled at... the kind of thing I wish he'd write again.

7. Alice Cooper - Lullaby

Because we all need a little Alice to send us off to the land of nod. This is from his ridiculously pompous 90s concept album collaboration with Neil Gaiman which, at the time, I thought was pretty pants. A recent reassessment has led me to consider it a barking kind of genius. My critical faculties are obviously fading along with all my other bits.

6. Patti Scialfa - 23rd Street Lullaby

Here's why Patti deserves to be known as more than just "Mrs. Springsteen".

5. The Pogues - Lullaby of London

MacGowan's love/hate lullaby for a capital city as shabby, shameless and spectacular as he is.

4. Tom Waits - Midnight Lullaby

Early Tom Waits, from the days before he started gargling with razor blades. Should you prefer the latter to send of off to dreamland, try this instead: Lullaby.

3. Starsailor - Lullaby

I  always felt the critics were unkind to Starsailor: they wrote some cracking songs and singer James Walsh had a proper rock star voice. Listen to this again and give them a second thought.

2. The Cure - Lullaby

Mad Bob can't sleep because Spider-Man is having him for dinner. If he really sleeps with that much lipstick on, he must have to change his pillowcases every morning.

1. Shawn Mullins - Lullaby

And this is why I will never be cool...





There were plenty more lullabies in my collection (Birdland came close)... but which one sends you off to dreamland?