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Wednesday, 22 April 2026

The Enigma of CD87: Part 6

Here we go with the final four songs from my in-car CD #87. The purpose of these CDs has always been to introduce my son to as a wide a variety of pop music as possible, not to steer him down any particular musical road or inculcate tribalism, which I’ve always believed to be a Very Bad Thing when it comes to musical appreciation.


Track 19: Vampire Weekend - A-Punk

Way, way back in the first decade of this disappointing millennium, Vampire Weekend were the Next Big Thing for all of three weeks or so. That said, this appears to be the average duration of Next-Big-Thingness in a world that constantly craves something NEW and rapidly loses interest in any artist with more than a couple of albums under their belt. 

A-Punk is the second single from VW’s eponymous debut album, and it’s a perfect example of their early “Paul Simon meets Talking Heads” sound. Or, as iffypedia puts it, “they bonded over a shared love of punk rock and African music”… so the Paul Simon bit is actually Graceland-era Simon, where he was nicking all his rhythms (and more) from South Africa. Of course, there’s a whole political / cultural appropriation argument to be heard when anybody brings up Graceland, but it was and still is one of my favourite albums of all time, so I’m not opening that can of worms here… other than to say that it was nice to hear a New York indie band doing something in the same style. That’s what drew me to Vampire Weekend more than anything.

The lyrics here are barked out at such speed that I’ve never stopped to ponder what the song is actually about, but there’s a rather confused examination to be had on Genius if you’re into that sort of thing. The closest thing A-Punk has to a chorus is the repeated line, “Look outside at the raincoats coming, say: Oh-oh-oh-oh”, which the Genius interpreter suggests might be a reference to “the redcoats are coming” (i.e. British soldiers in the American revolutionary war) or The Raincoats (the British postpunk band, one of the band’s musical reference points). Or it could just be that the song involves a character driving slowly into New York on a snowy day, and so everyone she sees is wearing a raincoat. Is that too literal?



Track 20: Them - Gloria

“G-L-O-R-I-A”, sings Van The Man, in a song he wrote when he was 18, back in 1963, and it was only a B-side… but it still went on to become one of the most famous songs in the history of rock. The Shadows of Night had a bigger hit with it, but they didn’t sound like they were making it up as they went along like Van did (especially live, where this 2 ½ minute pop song was often stretched to 20 minutes of pure madness).  And that was long before Patti Smith got a hold of it and really blew the doors off.

I’ve never seen the early promo video Them recorded for Gloria before… but watching it now, I'm surprised to find subliminal cuts of a donkey popping up every now and then. The interweb tells me that these were added after a music critic said that Van’s voice sounded like his neighbour’s ass… which only goes to prove that The (Grumpy Old) Man must have had a sense of humour once, even if it seems to have long since deserted him.



Track 21: The Clint Boon Experience - Comet Theme Number One

I was rather obsessed with The Clint Boon Experience back in the late 90s. Clint’s organ may well be the greatest thing to ever come out of the Madchester scene, and by all accounts he was a much nicer guy than the likes of Ian Brown or Shaun Ryder. (I was listening to Guy Garvey on 6Music a couple of weeks back and he told a story about how Elbow wanted to record their first album in France, but they couldn’t afford flights, so Clint Boon drove them all there in his van… then came back and collected them when the sessions were over). 

I probably like the Clint Boon Experience even more than I like the Inspiral Carpets, partly for their DIY aesthetic, and partly because I was more ready for this kind of music in 1998 than I was ten years earlier. Comet Theme Number One was one of a string of catchy singles Clint and co. released towards the end of the last century. None of them were hits, but they all were in this house. CT#1 is also one of a couple of Clint Boon records to feature guest vocals by “Opera Dude” – better known these days as acclaimed singer Alfie Boe. 



Track 22: John Waite – Missing You

Let’s finish this CD with a classic, shall we? (How many of you just spit out your tea? I claim a point for each ruined shirt-front.)

I was 12 when Missing You was on the radio, so obviously I loved it. Here was a big rock ballad in the “methinks he doth protest too much” vein, a sub-section of songwriting that always appealed to me because as a young man I was often laughing loud and hearty while deep inside, I was blue. I was also regularly infatuated with girls who didn’t even know I existed, and there’s definitely a sense of that in this song. 

John Waite hailed from Lancaster but made more of a name for himself in the US, first as lead singer of The Babys with two Billboard Top Twenty hits in the late 70s. Missing You was his only UK solo hit, and even then it only scraped into the Top Ten, unlike the States where it knocked Tina Turner off the top spot. Waite later reunited with some of his Babys pals to form Bad English… which makes me wonder if he was casting aspersions at the UK record buying public? I’m sure he made more money in the States than he ever could have back home. 

The video, which I've somehow reached the age of 54 without ever seeing before (we never had MTV when I was a kid) deepens my nostalgia. It feels like an episode of a soft focus US TV drama, and there's an amusing moment where the girlfriend John is stalking (there were a lot of stalking-based pop videos in the 80s) opens the door into his face and appears to break his nose. There's also a bit where a larger lady tries to chat him up in a bar, but obviously he's having none of that. And to top it off, he smashes up a payphone too. Kids these days, they wouldn't even know what a payphone was.


That's it for CD87... but I'll be back soon to examine another of your random selections.

Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Namesakes #130: Them



It's us and Them this week... 


THEM #1


Let's kick off with a pronoun overload from Hollywood in 1956... two years after the giant insect invasion.

Them (featuring Him) - I'm Sorry Now

THEM #2

With lead singer Paul Simons (note the extra S... so not that one), our next Them came from Cincinnati in 1962, naming themselves after the movie at the top of the page. They were originally called The Toquays, but changed to Them before Van Morrison's lot got big... after which they went by "It's Them" and TTHHEEMM. They went their separate ways in '67.

Them - A Girl Like You (not the Troggs song!)

THEM #3

"Angry Young Them", formed in Belfast in 1963 by Van The Man and his mates... although Mr. Morrison left Them in 1966 to plough his solo path. Originally known as The Gamblers, though they too chose the name Them in homage to the 50s horror movie. 

Them had only two big UK hits: Baby, Please Don't Go and Here Comes The Night... though arguably their most famous tune was the b-side Gloria which was later covered by the Doors, Patti Smith and Jimi Hendrix. As a live band they were famous for going jazz and improvving around their songs, stretching them out and taking them in different directions every night.

Them - Gloria

THEM #4

British beat band who accompanied lead singer Shorty for this release in 1964...

Shorty & Them - Pills Or Love's Labours Lost

THEM #5

South African psychedelia from 1965...

Them - I Want To Be Rich Again

THEM #6

Argentinian blues rockers active around 1970...

Them - Tiempos Cambiantes

THEM #7

Chilean death/thrash metal band active since 1987... and amazingly, these guys were the first Them to register their name on discogs.

Them - Final Chapter

THEM #8

California hip hop dudes who released their first album as Them before later changing their name to Themselves...

Them - Directions To My Special Place

THEM #9


Finally, some orchestral metal monsters from Germany / USA, formed in 2008... still kicking over gravestones as we speak.

Them - Welcome To Fear City

Which Them is your Thempion... and which leads you not into Themptation?


Sunday, 29 November 2020

Saturday Snapshots #165 - The Answers


Hey - how YOU doing?

Here's this week's answers, my Friends...


10. Squashed pals may reach nirvana.

The Flatmates - I Could Be In Heaven

9. Sidekick is a bit of a knob, but is he a man of his word?

Batman's sidekick was Robin.

Cock Robin - The Promise You Made

You may not realise that you remember that.

8. Afternoon scones with lots of strawberry, raspberry or blueberry turns me into a dead man walking.

That sounds like a jammy tea.

Jamie T - Zombie

Great video.

7. Wild Bill Hicoke, Butch Hash-heady & Annie Tokely meet Mardi Dawn.

They must be the Cowboy Junkies!

Mardi is Tuesday.

Cowboy Junkies - Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning

6. Tardis, beseeching.

The Tardis is a timebox.

Timebox - Beggin'

5. Kerb crawler and his envious pick-up are confident they know the way back to their house.

A John is slang for a man who uses prostitutes. (Apologies to all the Johns I know, particularly John Medd.)

A green-eyed pick up would be a jealous van... or a van jealous.

Jon & Vangelis - I'll Find My Way Home

I love Jon Anderson's voice.

4. Mrs. Jackie joins the X-Men, perhaps?

Mrs. Jackie is an anagram.

The X-Men were super freaks.

Rick James - Super Freak

You can't touch that!

3. Hymn for other people.

Gloria is a hymn. Other people are them.

Them - Gloria

That bloke in the middle isn't wearing a mask.

2. Animal whistler & chavs.

Animal Whistler is an anagram.

Support here is given by Ben Folds on the left and Joe Jackson on the right. The bloke in the middle though is...

William Shatner - Common People

Not as good as the original, but not far off. Although Bill clearly has no idea what "chip stain grease" is.

1. Terrible pinkie, regardless.





I'll be there for you again next Saturday...


Friday, 7 June 2013

My Top Ten Gloria Songs


The climax of my Glorious Trilogy, with thanks to Kelloggsville for suggesting it (kind of). I'll be honest, I could think of only three off the top of my head (and two of those were kind of the same song) but I did manage ten and there were some pleasing surprises along the way...

Special mentions to Gloria Jones, Gloria Gaynor and Gloria Estefan.


10. U2 - Gloria

I make no secret of the fact that I have very little time for Bonio and chums, and this really is only here to make up the numbers. Sorry, U2 fans. I do quite like the guitar, and if I close my eyes I can at least pretend it's not Mr. Vox on vocals.

9. McIntosh Ross - Gloria

A beautiful Scottish-country ballad from the voices of Deacon Blue. Gorgeous harmonies, as you'd expect, but I can't track down a link to it anywhere online I'm afraid.

8. Jon Gomm - Gloria

An amusing little ditty about a love Jon can't forget...
I remember your dad, 
Cos he had a skinhead
And he had a tattoo, 

That the years had turned blue, 
It said “don’t fuck with me”

Much as I like Green Day, they're at their least successful when they try to be deep.
Eternal youth is a landscape of a lie
(Also - you try and type an upside down exclamation mark.)

6. Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria Glory Fades
Die young and save yourself
 Excellent storytelling from the Brand New Boys. Their lead singer reminds me of Eddie Munster.

5. Lambchop - Gloria Leonard

Classic Kurt Wagner, from the album Thriller. (No, not that one.)

4. Bruce Springsteen - Gloria's Eyes

Not content with making Number One on my Top Ten Glory Songs, here's Bruce again with Gloria. Not a patch on the aforementioned, but better than I remembered it being. Great guitar.

3. Patti Smith - Gloria

I reckon this is sufficiently different from the Van Morrison version (see below) to get a separate entry. All Patti keeps is the chorus, everything else is hers.
Jesus died for somebody's sins
But not mine
2. Laura Branigan - Gloria

Children of the 80s, rejoice... although the video may spoil your enjoyment. I'm not sure I've ever seen Laura Branigan before, but she looks like a barmaid doing karaoke in your local on a Friday night.

1. Them - Gloria

How do you spell teenage lust, Van?
She comes around here
Just about midnight
Ha, she make me feel so good, Lord!
See, I'm getting to the age now where if she came round about midnight I'd tell her to bugger off. What's wrong with half past seven? Some of us have to get up and go to work tomorrow morning.

You may prefer the Doors' somewhat X-rated version... though in the current moral climate, there's probably a Newsnight investigation being planned into that as we speak.





So - which of the Top Three is your glorious Gloria?

(I'll be amazed if anyone prefers any of the lower seven.)
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