Monday, 7 September 2020

2020 Contenders: Dennis Hopper


Who'd have thought that in 2020, we'd all be walking round looking like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. Truly, he was a visionary.

Maybe that's what inspired Mike Scott to pen a tribute on the new Waterboys album...

Dude with a 'tache on a chariot chopper
Reb' without a cause, man, what a showstopper
He was present at the birth of the teenybopper
Sucking on a psychedelic pink gobstopper

Cowboy hat, man that ain't no topper
His suit's as slick as a lick by Cropper
He's dressing like a Carnaby Street pill-popper
Dennis Hopper!

Stuck it to the system, man, he's no flip-flopper
Baby walked out, man, he couldn't stop her
Became a Republican - it ain't proper!
Voted Obama - what a party popper!

Cowboy hat, man that ain't no topper
His suit's as slick as a lick by Cropper
He's dressing like a Carnaby Street pill-popper
Dennis Hopper!

Rockabilly cats with them ol' flat-toppers
Love Dennis Hopper
Warhol heads and elite name droppers
Love Dennis Hopper
Movie disciples, anecdote swappers
Love Dennis Hopper
Freaks and psychonauts and sick hip-hoppers
Love Dennis Hopper 

Sunday, 6 September 2020

Saturday Snapshots #152: The Answers


If your Basic Instinct on a Sunday is to check the answers to Saturday Snapshots, then let no Stone go unturned (or, erm, uncrossed). Here they are...



10. Pestered tarts refuse to reveal their location.


"Pestered tarts" is an unfortunate anagram for Peter Sarstedt.

With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back... and on your legs

Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Got To, My Lovely?

9. Vincent is on the ball... hoping they believe our kung fu lie.


Vincent Van... er Goey... with Zoe Ball? Yeah, that was a bit of a stretch.

Zoey Van Goey - You Told The Drunks I Knew Karate

8. Dressing gown's child worn by son of King.


A robe's son...?

Stephen King's son is called Joe Hill.

Paul Robeson - Joe Hill

What a voice.

7. A White Russian is prescribed to make you better.


A White Russian, as any Lebowski fan will know, is a mixture of milk and alcohol.

Doctors may prescribe one to make you feel good.

Dr. Feelgood - Milk & Alcohol

6. Scummy bunch pay tribute to the ones above.


Mötley Crüe - Dr. Feelgood

(See what I did there?)

5. Berkley square singer reaches Peake... then returns to the womb.


A nightingale sang in Berkley Square, obviously. Alongside Maxine Peak.

Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From

4. Released after providing sustenance for Clangers.


The Clangers were fed by The Soup Dragon.

The Soup Dragons - I'm Free

3. I don't answer to Roland, Stinging T.

Roland is not my name. (It's Rolston, if you must know.)

Stinging T is an anagram.

The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name

2. A right lowdown uni 3. Breaststroke ditty.


"A right lowdown uni" is an anagram. 3 = III.

Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song

1. Nut does Walker.


Marc Almond sings a Scott Walker song. And does a top job of it.



You may Totally Recall that Saturday Snapshots will be back next week.

Saturday, 5 September 2020

Saturday Snapshots #152


If you've got nothing better to do than Potter around on a Saturday morning, here's the solution.

Can you identify ten top tunes and the performers responsible from the Chamber of Secrets below?

Go on, have a go...


10. Pestered tarts refuse to reveal their location.


9. Vincent is on the ball... hoping they believe our kung fu lie.


8. Dressing gown's child worn by son of King.


7. A White Russian is prescribed to make you better.


6. Scummy bunch pay tribute to the ones above.


5. Berkley square singer reaches Peake... then returns to the womb.


4. Released after providing sustenance for Clangers.


3. I don't answer to Roland, Stinging T.


2. A right lowdown uni 3. Breaststroke ditty.


1. Nut does Walker.


Hopefully you won't need a Philosopher's Stone to help you work out the answers. But if you do, all will be revealed tomorrow morning.

Thursday, 3 September 2020

Guest Post Thursday #10: Top Ten Genesis Songs


Guest Post Thursday returns... and so does George!


I saw Genesis in concert in 1980 at the Caird Hall in Dundee. I queued for about 4 hours to get my £4 ticket. That was not £4 well spent. It was tedious. The allegedly famous light show seemed, as I recall 40 years later, to consist of a few green laser-like beams splaying about. Oh, and Mr Collins told some lengthy tedious introductions to some of the songs. Why did I go? A lot of my school friends were going, that’s why. I didn’t like them before the concert, and they did not go up in my esteem during and after the concert. Actually, Genesis are quite possibly my least favourite band, I have a visceral loathing for their music. Irrational maybe, but there you go. It borders on the psychopathic. Some people may know that I am not exactly a fan of The Clash and Springsteen, but I don’t detest their music, it just does not do much for me. Genesis on the other hand, good god almighty, they are just beyond! I get irritated beyond belief by their music.

So, My Top Ten Genesis Songs are inspired by…………..the book of Genesis in the Bible. To be more specific, names mentioned in the book of Genesis. Come on, did you really expect some sort of tribute to that loathsome band that give prog rock a bad name?

First, a track be Génesis. Now PAY ATTENTION! Look at the spelling, note the acute accent on the first e, I’m presenting a track by my favourite Colombian folk-rock band………and a song that veers into prog-folk territory.


The people on the record cover look as if they are auditioning for a role in that early 1970s film masterpiece Jesus Christ Superstar.


(Prog-folk? I think I'd rather listen to I Can't Dance. But don't let me interrupt George when he's on a roll. - Rol.)

And after that I could follow it up with Debora by Tyrannosaurus Rex. I won’t, it’s nonsense, as is all of Mr Bolan’s music.

(Biting my tongue again. - Rol.)

But there is a famous singer of that name:

9. Blondie - Pretty Baby



Yes, the singer is indeed named after the nurse of Rebecca, wife of Isaac.

And here’s a singer who shares his name with the third son of Jacob and Leah. Levi...

8. The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself

Even the most avowed atheist surely can’t claim ignorance of the name Adam. Here’s Adam Green, from an album I bought in Reveal Records, Derby, that was playing, and had myself and a friend laughing out loud at the lyrics. Not this one, though, this a play-safely-at-work song:

7. Adam Green - Cast A Shadow

(I will take this opportunity to remind everybody of my new Tuesday feature in which this week I'm looking for songs that mention Adams. Please keep sending your suggestions through. - Rol.)

Hagar was the woman who gave birth to Abraham’s first child, Ishmael. And Hagar The Womb (clever name) did a session for John Peel in 1984 which resulted in this:

6. Hagar The Womb - One Bright Spark

Dinah Washington was a jazz singer who also made some very famous pop songs in the early 1960s, and also this blues song, which is really not about getting your teeth done:

5. Dinah Washington - Long John Blues

Dan (and that is Dan not Daniel) was the fifth son of Jacob, and founder of the Israelite tribe of Dan. Dan Auerbach is in a blues band called The Black Keys, but his given name is Daniel so he’s excluded.



A quite famous female name from the book of genesis is Eve. Great, I thought, I can wreck this blog for all eternity and post a song featuring Eve Graham, of The New Seekers!! Alas, Eve Graham is actually an Evelyn. I can’t find any Eves so it’s an Isaac next. Isaac, son of Abraham and Sarah, lived to be 180, which is 118 years more than Isaac responsible for this majestic soul masterpiece:

4. Isaac Hayes - Walk On By

That’s 12 minutes of your life well spent!

(Can't disagree with that. - Rol.)

And time for a Benjamin. The Genesis Benjamin was the thirteenth child of Jacob and Leah. The Benjamin of “Benjamin and Barnaby Green” is probably not the 13th child of his parents. By the way, the duo consist of a bloke who goes only by the name of Benjamin, not Benjamin Green. We saw them at the world music festival here 3 years ago. A free gig on the esplanade, with a backdrop of the Atlantic (ocean). And very enjoyable they were too, despite straying a bit too closely to Level 42 territory at times. Not this, a nice, gentle Portuguese pop song:

3. Benjamin & Barnaby Keen - Terra Firme

You can get the album 1986 on Bandcamp.

Penultimate song, and a song which I think might be about dying. The Staple Singers make it sound quite joyous...

2. The Staple Singers - Jacob's Ladder

That would be Jacob, father of the twelve men who were the founders of the twelve tribes of Israel. And the chappie who had a dream about a ladder.

Finally, a song that starts with the first three words of the book of Genesis. Gram Parsons’ era Byrds, saving the best ‘til last.


It occurred to me as I was whiling away the hours doing this that RE teachers (who you should never refer to as Jimmy Jesus) could (should?) be following this example to get the surly teenagers somehow even remotely interested.

And here’s the now obligatory JCS clip, there’s at least two of us who have professed to the world to be fans. (Yes, Sundried C, that’s you!)

And yes, I do know that JCS is not a Book of Genesis thing, but any remote excuse to post a clip will do:



“You have set them all on fire, they think they’ve found the new messiah” Toptastic lyric! And I kid you not, my singing along has attracted Parsley the goat and bought Billy the farm cat back to house. When I play these JCS songs, I am amazed at how much of the lyric I can remember, and it really is not a record I have played in decades.

Apologies to Rol, but my extensive biblical studies revealed no Hueys in the Book Of Genesis. Although, I was aghast to discover, there is a Huey Lewis song called Jacob’s Ladder!

Thank you kindly.

Indeed there is, George, although it was written by Bruce Hornsby. And since your brought it up...



Guest Post Thursday will be back next week - yes, there's another one in the bag (not from George, but I'm sure we can count on him to continue our Biblical Studies one day soon.) And don't forget, your contributions are always welcome...


Tuesday, 1 September 2020

Name That Tune!


I've been thinking about what I'd do to follow the Hot 100 for a while now. Obviously that feature was going to end as soon as I reached Number One, but it proved quite a popular series, even though the sheer number of songs in the Top Ten made it a bit of a slog at the end.

For some time I was considering doing A Periodic Table of Songs, but I soon realised that while I wouldn't have any trouble finding Oxygen, Iron or even Lithium... I was going to really struggle most of the rest. Seaborgium Songs, anyone?

One of the most popular posts I've ever run on this blog was My Top Ten Ruby Songs, and I've done an irregular series of posts on songs with names in them... including Emily, Jennifer, Tony and Richard. The tag "Names" below will take you to most of them, although I've a feeling there were more... probably that I forgot to tag.

Anyway, that's the new feature. Every week I will try to compile a Top Ten Songs about a particular boy or girl's name... with your help, I hope. We will start next week with the first man... Adam. That seemed like the obvious name to start with. Perhaps Swiss Adam will have some suggestions... and I hope you all will too.

Titular Adams are all welcome, but so are lyrical ones... if they're good enough.

Here's one to start you off. Be warned: I'm setting the bar high.

   

NEXT WEEK: MY TOP TEN ADAM SONGS.

Your suggestions welcome...



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