15. Take half a Diazepam and Relax for a year.
Diazepam = Valium. Half would be Vali. Frankie said Relax. A year is Four Seasons.
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons – Rag Doll
14. Rubbish collecting Eagle and cancelled Sugar.
Dennis Eagle made dustbin wagons. Brown Sugar was cancelled.
Dennis Brown – Wolf & Leopards
13. Are We Okay? In a way.
"We Okay" was an anagram.
12. The very latest in henchmen.
11. Conventionality belongs to yesterday at police high school.
"Conventionality belongs to yesterday" is from Grease, the high school being Rydell High, and this is a Bobby.
Bobby Rydell – The Alley Cat Song
10. Disregard the big ears on those nuns.
Corn has big ears. Disregard = shed.
The Cornshed Sisters - Ocelot Song
9. Boss visits A&E with genital chafing.
Bruce Cockburn – Wondering Where The Lions Are
8. Splits her time between Blur and Culture Club.
Blur and Culture Club.
7. Sorrow's native sons…
That's a line from a song by The Smiths. Which song?
Pretty Girls Make Graves – Wildcat
6. Found in Orlando, Jackson and the biggest town in Wales.
Tony Orlando, Joe Jackson and Barry... White.
5. They have cube-shaped poo.
Apparently it's a fact.
4. Revolting peasant found in football pundit.
3. Buffalo goes to Howard’s End.
Buffalo Tom... Howard Jones.
Tom Jones – What’s New, Pussycat?
2. Hannah dies as a result of mix-up.
"Hannah dies" was an anagram.
1. Horniest city looks in need of illumination.
"Horniest city" was an anagram. Illumination would come from an All Seeing I.
Tony Christie & The All Seeing I - Walk Like A Panther
Join us for more of this twaddle next Saturday morning. It's more enjoyable than cleaning out the cat's litter tray.
Thank you Rol
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