Wednesday, 11 March 2026
Another Day #6: National No Smoking Day
Sunday, 22 November 2020
Saturday Snapshots #164 - The Answers
So, you think Saturday Snapshots is funny, do ya?
Funny how?
Funny like a clown?
See how funny you find these answers, smart guy...
10. Stringed testament - I'll be fine on my own.
A stringed testament might be a viola will.
Viola Wills - Gonna Get Along Without You Now
9. Ow, baby - it's only a small flight.
The Five Stairsteps - O-o-h Child
8. The cost of a sunbeam that gets out after dark.
The cost of a sunbeam would be the ray price.
Wonderful late night tune.
7. Crossing the river of glue.
Ferry 'Cross The Mersey?
Bryan Ferry - Let's Stick Together
6. Stan joins the Distinguished Competition! I never thought I'd...
If Stan Lee ever went to join his Distinguished Competition, he would have become DC Lee. (One for the comic fans there. Well, me.)
I never thought I'd see the day...
5. Ratty & Mole's pal keeps his chain moving even though he trips.
Ratty & Mole were friends with Mr. Toad. A sprocket keeps a chain moving.
Toad The Wet Sprocket - Fall Down
4. Dual transformations.
Dual would be a two pack.
With a little help from Bruce Hornsby & The Range, obviously.
3. Lawn display during Cuban Missile Crisis.
A lawn display would be a Grass Show.
The Cuban Missile Crisis happened in 1962.
Lost classic!
2. Kardashian meets An Ideal Husband for an irregular romance.
Kim Kardashian meets Oscar Wilde for a spot of chequered love...
Steady on, gentlemen of a certain age.
1. Angry insect, brewers, menacing dog & child all live together - it's like madness!
Don't stay Home Alone next Saturday. Snapshots will always be here to keep you company!
Tuesday, 26 September 2017
My Top Ten Greta Garbo Songs
I can't claim to be the world's biggest expert on Greta Garbo. In fact, compared to the actors and actresses featured so far in this series, I know virtually nothing about her, and would struggle to name more than a couple of her movies. I do, however, understand how she might vant to be alone...
Songwriters, though, they just won't leave her alone at all...
(Special mention to The Pogues - Garbo (aka In & Out), which is a pretty cool tune but isn't about Greta at all, it's slang for garbage.)
10. Stevie Nicks - Garbo
You can see how Stevie Nicks would be inspired by Garbo. Crazy runs deep.
I love to waltz with a man in a dark linen suitSpeaking of insanity, see also Falco - Garbo. No, really. You owe it to yourself.
All alone -- at a party with someone I knew
From a time gone by -- turned to stone
And, in a similar vein...
9. Van Morrison - Just Like Greta
Well, I guess I'm going A.W.O.L.Grumpy old git.
Disconnect my telephone
Just like Greta Garbo
I want to be alone
8. Patty Larkin - Rearview Mirror
Like Suzanne Vega? Give Patty Larkin a try...
I trusted you7. Neil Finn - Recluse
I trusted you
Poured my heart out like a friend
But Great Garbo found out in the end
Who's who
I guess all those years being in a Crowded House made Neil long for a little solitude too...
JD Salinger lived long ago and far away6. David Bowie - Quicksand
Greta Garbo parked her car and walked home from a glamorous party
I just want to be alone
I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyesNope. Not a clue what all that's about.
Living proof of Churchill's lies, I'm destiny
I'm torn between the light and dark
Where others see their targets, divine symmetry
Should I kiss the viper's fang?
5. Nanci Griffith - Late Night, Grand Hotel
But this is sheer class...
And maybe you were thinkin'4. Mansun - I Can Only Disappoint U
That you thought you knew me well
But, no one ever knows the heart of anyone else
I feel like Garbo in this late night grande hotel
Cause living alone is all I've ever done well
One of my favourite Mansun songs. The title is my mantra.
3. Bryan Ferry - These Foolish ThingsI traveled from Dublin, you said you'd change the worldI can only disappoint you cause I always let you down
You sing like Sinatra, always
You pulled 'em for miles now, like Garbo in Berlin
You played 'em for zeroes, just like always
Tonight, some bitch is hassling me
And tonight, it feels so good feeling cheap
Normally I'd go for Frank over Bryan any day, but I have a special fondness for the Ferryman's version of this Cole Porter clssic.
The smile of Garbo and the scent of rosesSpeaking of Cole Porter, let's not forget You're The Top...
The waiters whistling as the last bar closes
The song that Crosby sings
These foolish things remind me of you
You're the purple lightImagine living in a time where cellophane is a technological marvel.
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane.
2. Manfred Mann - My Name Is Jack
...and I live in the back of the Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls.There actually was such a place, apparently, a hostel in San Francisco in the 60s.
1. Lloyd Cole - Perfect Skin
Some of the best lyrics of the 80s...
At the age of ten she looked like Greta Garbo
And I loved her then, but how was she to know that
When she smiles my way
My eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin
And I could easily have gone another ten. But which one do you want to be alone with?
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