Showing posts with label Bryan Ferry. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 11 March 2026

Another Day #6: National No Smoking Day



I think I've smoked about three cigarettes in my life, and each time was to impress a girl. The same girl. I suppose I kind of liked the buzz, but not enough (thankfully) to become addicted or have any desire to spend any of my own hard-earned cash on the things. How many fewer CDs would have I have been able to afford, if I'd developed a habit? How many comics would I not have been able to buy?


My dad smoked cigars when I was a kid, and I always loved the smell of them. As he got older, and had less money, he switched to a pipe and tobacco. I've probably mentioned this before, but one day in his early 60s, a doctor told him, "you keep smoking that pipe and you won't be here in ten years time". So my dad quit, cold turkey, and lived another 30 years... although arguably some damage had already been done, and he struggled with emphysema and other bronchial disorders, and (old age aside), those were probably what got him in the end.


My Mum only smoked the occasional cigarette, at parties. Whenever I saw her with one in her hand, I became upset. I grew up watching some pretty graphic smoking ads on TV... from an early age, I was pretty well indoctrinated against fags... unless I thought I might use one to get a girl to like me.


It's hard to believe now just how much the smell of cigarette smoke used to be everywhere when we were teenagers... and how rare it is to smell them these days. It's all bloody vapes with the kids these days. Horrible things, with their claggy, artificial scents. Makes me feel a certain nostalgia for fag smoke... and definitely for cigars.


Here are a few more songs about smoking... 

 



Golden Earring - Smoking Cigarettes



What about you? Are you a reformed smoker? Or still sneaking one down a dark alley when nobody's looking?

Sunday, 22 November 2020

Saturday Snapshots #164 - The Answers

 


So, you think Saturday Snapshots is funny, do ya?

Funny how?

Funny like a clown?

See how funny you find these answers, smart guy...


10. Stringed testament - I'll be fine on my own.

A stringed testament might be a viola will.

Viola Wills - Gonna Get Along Without You Now

9. Ow, baby - it's only a small flight.

The Five Stairsteps - O-o-h Child

8. The cost of a sunbeam that gets out after dark. 

The cost of a sunbeam would be the ray price.

Ray Price - Nightlife

Wonderful late night tune.

7. Crossing the river of glue.

Ferry 'Cross The Mersey?

Bryan Ferry - Let's Stick Together

6. Stan joins the Distinguished Competition! I never thought I'd...

If Stan Lee ever went to join his Distinguished Competition, he would have become DC Lee. (One for the comic fans there. Well, me.)

I never thought I'd see the day...

Dee C. Lee - See The Day 

5. Ratty & Mole's pal keeps his chain moving even though he trips.

Ratty & Mole were friends with Mr. Toad. A sprocket keeps a chain moving.

Toad The Wet Sprocket - Fall Down

4. Dual transformations.

Dual would be a two pack.

Tupac - Changes

With a little help from Bruce Hornsby & The Range, obviously.

3. Lawn display during Cuban Missile Crisis.

A lawn display would be a Grass Show.

The Cuban Missile Crisis happened in 1962.

Grass Show - 1962

Lost classic!

2. Kardashian meets An Ideal Husband for an irregular romance.

Kim Kardashian meets Oscar Wilde for a spot of chequered love...

Kim Wilde - Chequered Love

Steady on, gentlemen of a certain age.

1. Angry insect, brewers, menacing dog & child all live together - it's like madness!


An angry insect would be a cross bee.

Stills are used to brew things.

Dennis The Menace's dog is Gnasher.

A child is young.

Madness sang about living together in Our House.

Don't stay Home Alone next Saturday. Snapshots will always be here to keep you company!

Tuesday, 26 September 2017

My Top Ten Greta Garbo Songs



I can't claim to be the world's biggest expert on Greta Garbo. In fact, compared to the actors and actresses featured so far in this series, I know virtually nothing about her, and would struggle to name more than a couple of her movies. I do, however, understand how she might vant to be alone...

Songwriters, though, they just won't leave her alone at all...

(Special mention to The Pogues - Garbo (aka In & Out), which is a pretty cool tune but isn't about Greta at all, it's slang for garbage.)


10. Stevie Nicks - Garbo

You can see how Stevie Nicks would be inspired by Garbo. Crazy runs deep.
I love to waltz with a man in a dark linen suit
All alone -- at a party with someone I knew
From a time gone by -- turned to stone
Speaking of insanity, see also Falco - Garbo. No, really. You owe it to yourself.

And, in a similar vein...

9. Van Morrison - Just Like Greta
Well, I guess I'm going A.W.O.L.
Disconnect my telephone
Just like Greta Garbo
I want to be alone
Grumpy old git.

8. Patty Larkin - Rearview Mirror

 Like Suzanne Vega? Give Patty Larkin a try...
I trusted you
I trusted you
Poured my heart out like a friend
But Great Garbo found out in the end
Who's who
7. Neil Finn - Recluse

I guess all those years being in a Crowded House made Neil long for a little solitude too...
JD Salinger lived long ago and far away
Greta Garbo parked her car and walked home from a glamorous party
I just want to be alone
6. David Bowie - Quicksand
I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyes
Living proof of Churchill's lies, I'm destiny
I'm torn between the light and dark
Where others see their targets, divine symmetry
Should I kiss the viper's fang?
Nope. Not a clue what all that's about. 

5. Nanci Griffith - Late Night, Grand Hotel

But this is sheer class...
And maybe you were thinkin'
That you thought you knew me well
But, no one ever knows the heart of anyone else
I feel like Garbo in this late night grande hotel
Cause living alone is all I've ever done well
4. Mansun - I Can Only Disappoint U

One of my favourite Mansun songs. The title is my mantra.
I traveled from Dublin, you said you'd change the world
You sing like Sinatra, always
You pulled 'em for miles now, like Garbo in Berlin
You played 'em for zeroes, just like always
Tonight, some bitch is hassling me
And tonight, it feels so good feeling cheap
I can only disappoint you cause I always let you down
3. Bryan Ferry - These Foolish Things

Normally I'd go for Frank over Bryan any day, but I have a special fondness for the Ferryman's version of this Cole Porter clssic.
The smile of Garbo and the scent of roses
The waiters whistling as the last bar closes
The song that Crosby sings
These foolish things remind me of you
Speaking of Cole Porter, let's not forget You're The Top...
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane. 
Imagine living in a time where cellophane is a technological marvel. 

2. Manfred Mann - My Name Is Jack
...and I live in the back of the Greta Garbo Home for Wayward Boys and Girls.
There actually was such a place, apparently, a hostel in San Francisco in the 60s.

1. Lloyd Cole - Perfect Skin

Some of the best lyrics of the 80s...
At the age of ten she looked like Greta Garbo
And I loved her then, but how was she to know that
When she smiles my way
My eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin




And I could easily have gone another ten. But which one do you want to be alone with?


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