Friday, 12 August 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #21: Lamont Dozier
Wednesday, 20 July 2022
Positive Songs For Negative Times #72: Heatwave
“I used the aircon in my car for the first time ever yesterday. I don’t care about the extra petrol. Opening the windows just made it hotter.”“Sam’s staying up late again tonight. There’s no point him trying to get to sleep in a 30 degree bedroom.”“My brain has turned to mush. I keep staring at the screen and not making any sense of what I’m writing.”“I work in a brand new building, but there’s no aircon because they wanted it to be green.”“They’re gritting the roads with sand to stop the tarmac melting.”
Sunday, 3 April 2022
Snapshots #234: A Top Ten Songs You Can't Dance To
Here come the answers. Remember to duck!
10. Joseph dies at the end...
...of Genesis.
9. Will cause a huge fire.
Apparently the Manic Street Preachers considered these guys the best band of the 80s.
Big Flame - Why Pop Stars Can't Dance
8. Ladies love him.
That's what the LL stands for.
7. Young Simpson found atop King.
Bart on Carol (King)
Barton Carroll - The Poor Boy Can't Dance
6. Somewhere between Logie Steading and the River Findhorn.
Check your maps of Moray.
Randolph's Leap - I Can't Dance To This Music Anymore
5. Gillian Anderson starts to get confused.
Gillian An, rearranged =
Ian Gillan (or just Gillan to his mates) - I Can't Dance To That
4. Poncherello, Ure, Edison. Between them, they hold the answer.
Poncherello, Ure, Edison.
3. Mist, Emergency Room, Boxer's Beginning.
Fog+ER+Ty(son)
A song about CCR's former manager, Saul Zaentz, who allegedly took quite a big chunk of their earnings.
First claymation video ever. As with most 80s claymation videos, it's bloody awful.
2. Female graffiti artists found in harbour.
Martha's Harbour, with some Vandellas in it.
Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - I Can't Dance To That Music You're Playin'
You may be more familiar with the Betty Boo version. But I could never dance to that myself.
1. Romans grasp the solution, in a way.
"Romans grasp" was an anagram.
Rock up here again next Saturday for more of the same.
Sunday, 1 October 2017
Saturday Snapshots #2: The Answers
Answers, please!
I think I beat you on a couple of these this week: at least identifying the song, anyway. Which is good, because I don't like them to be too easy. That said, the clues in question were particularly obscure. And on one, I didn't give you enough info...
10. This reluctant replacement is more suited to a crown than a flat cap...
Prince - I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man
9. MK, darling, you'll find Sidekick Psycho hard to accept when he takes a stroll with The Bangles.
Batman's Sidekick = Robin... or Robyn.
Psycho = Hitchcock.
The Bangles walked like an Egyptian.
MK = Ultra (CIA mind-control programme from the 50s: look it up.)
"hard to accept" - Unbelievable
darling = love.
Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians - Ultra Unbelievable Love
Phew. I told you that one was was torture.
8. Message received: he sweeps up for 2 hours just to purchase a poky place.
6. Look on the bright side and thiscrowd will always let you down.
Yes, that is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. The Swede had no problem spotting her.
Theaudience - A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed
5. If you're still around in another 500 years, zese two will be waiting for you.
Zese two = Z(ager) & E(vans)
Zager & Evans - In The Year 2525
Well done, George.
4. Superman's mum knows: the Duke & Big Lips never did it this good.
Superman = Christopher Reeves.
Superman's mum = Martha Kent.
Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - Dancing In The Street
The Duke & Big Lips? These two clowns. (I don't care what you say: that video still cracks me up.)
3. They have an answer for the Old King... but it may be an illusion.

Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken
Old King Cole? This song was Camera Obscura's answer to this.
2. Bananarama had been listening to her, like $100 Benjamin.
Banarama sang I Heard A Rumour.
Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 note. Congrats to CC, taking a break from his holiday to grab the points for that one.
Rumer - Aretha
1. In pop's parallel universe...they were desperately seeking a home.
Mark 'E' Everett's dad, Hugh Everett II, was the American physicist who came up with the notion of parallel universes, the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics.
Desperately Seeking Susan, of course.
A combined effort from C & The Swede: teamwork pays off.
More image-based insanity next Saturday.
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
My Top Ten Running Songs (Volume 2)
More running songs...
10. Bryan Adams - Run To You
If you were 12 in 1984 too, you might just understand...
9. Neil Young - Long May You Run
Maybe The Beach Boys have got you now
With those waves singing "Caroline No"
Rollin' down that empty ocean road
Gettin' to the surf on time.
8. Roy Orbison - Running Scared
Dramatic and ominous, The Big O sang like a desperate ghost.
7. The Steve Miller Band - Take The Money & Run
Where the Rembrandts stole the handclaps for the Friends theme tune?
6. Martha Reeves & The Vandellas - Nowhere To Run
5. Blur - No Distance Left To Run
The song's inspired by Justine Frischmann, the video features Blur sleeping. Lazy bastards.
4. Belle & Sebastian - The Loneliness of a Middle Distance Runner
3. Spencer Davis Group - Keep On Running
Steve Winwood was 14 when he joined the SDG. 2 years later, this was Number One.
2. Amanda Palmer - Runs In The Family
If wellness is this, what in hell’s name is sickness?
I'm in love with the modern world...
That's got to be enough running songs... unless I've missed one of your favourites? Run to the comments now!