Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 April 2026

Namesakes #186: Michael Jackson

There's a Michael Jackson movie coming out. (It might even be out now. I wrote this post a while back and release dates change.) You may have heard about it. If not, here's the trailer...

Michael | Official Trailer

Produced by Sony / Universal, who were also his record company, in co-operation with the Michael Jackson estate, with Jermaine's son in the leading role. 

It strikes me that this is an effort to polish a tarnished legacy - make us all forget that MJ might have been a little Off The Wall... possibly a Smooth Criminal... maybe even Bad? With that back catalogue, Sony should be making far more money out of Michael Jackson's songs than they probably are... so will a movie Heal The World and make us all start listening to Thriller again? You know what they say, Sony... Don't Stop Till You Get Enough! 

Stranger things have happened...

That, however, is not the business of the day. Instead, we are gathered here to listen to music by lots of different people called Michael Jackson. Because if that's your name... You Are Not Alone.


MICHAEL JACKSON #1

Who’s bad? Back in 1926, the answer to that question would be Kentucky jazz and blues pianist Mike Jackson, performing here with Mabel Richardson on vocals. I really wanted to find the flip side, which was apparently called I’m Gonna Kill Myself. But the tube of you always gets upset when I type that into my search engine.

Mike Jackson & Mabel Richardson – Just Too Bad

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #2

Next - another Mike Jackson, this one the drummer and songwriter with US garage band The Fugitives in 1966…

The Fugitives – No Tease

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #3

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Bradford-born Mick Jackson was the bassist with The Love Affair (see Namesakes #157) from 1967-71. Which gives us another excuse to listen to this…

The Love Affair – Everlasting Love

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #4

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Which brings us to the oh-so-controversial King of Pop… though, as Swiss Adam pointed out in a past edition of Cancel Culture Club, despite his sins, radio still plays his songs. Hopefully they focus on the stuff up to and including Thriller , because after that it’s all a bit ropey. Bad has dated Badly, and the only good thing about Earth Song is Jarvis Cocker’s bum-wiggling interruption at the BRITS.

Go further back though, and his achievements are still worthy of note – not least for becoming the (joint-) lead singer of the Jackson Five when he was only six years old.

Michael Jackson – Beat It

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #5

Connecticut-born jazzman Michael Gregory Jackson released his first records in the late 70s,  but dropped his surname from the record sleeves in the mid-80s, to be known only as Michael Gregory after that.

Michael Gregory Jackson – Steel Your Heart

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #6

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Pick up a copy of the 1979 hit Blame It On The Boogie by The Jacksons and you’ll notice it was written by one M. Jackson. You’d be forgiven for thinking that this was Michael sharing a hit with his brothers to balance out his blossoming solo career, but not so. Boogie was actually the brainchild of English singer-songwriter Michael George Jackson, his brother David Jackson and one Elmar Krohn – no relation. Mick’s version battled it out in the charts with the Jacksons – Capital only played his version, while Radio 1 favoured The Jacksons. The NME and the Melody Maker also took sides. Ultimately, Mick lost out, only getting to #15, while The Jacksons crashed the top ten. Mick's follow-up single, Weekend, also made the Top 40, and he got to appear on the same edition of Top Of The Pops as his more famous namesake.

Mick Jackson – Blame It On The Boogie

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #7

OK, I’m ready for the accusations of barrel-scraping now, but when I discovered that one Michael Thorpe Jackson was involved in the production of the second best single from the 80s called Atmosphere, I knew he deserved a place here. Joy Division fans can rest easy – they’re not second best to anyone. But Russ Abbot’s Atmosphere…? ‘Nuff said.

Sadly, it turns out that MTJ had nothing to do with the A-side and only arranged the B-side, a woeful Russ Abbott composition (of course Russ didn’t write Atmosphere!) which I’m sharing here today purely because I’m a sadist.

Russ Abbott – Thoughts Of A Child

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #8

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Next up to Rock With You - the keyboard player with Seattle-based prog-metal band Heir Apparent, but only between 1987 and 1989, when this was recorded…

Heir Apparent – Just Imagine

 

MICHAEL J. JACKSON #9

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Lead singer with British metal band Satan, proud NWOBHM-heads that they were, from 1986 till… well, it seems like they’re still going. 

Who’d have thought that one of our MJs might have had any direct links to Satan?

Satan – Key To Oblivion


MICHAEL JACKSON #10

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Here’s Buffalo-born Michael Lee Jackson rocking out in 2006, with Ian Gillan on backing vocals. He also takes a nice photo – we should get him to join John Medd’s Photo Challenge.

Michael Lee Jackson – Clean And Dirty

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #11

Imagine the pop potential of Michael Jackson and George Michael! Put them together and you get George Michael Jackson: the man on guitar, vocals, harp and songwriting duties on this 2014 tune by The Naked Heroes. How could it fail?

The Naked Heroes – Sheila

 

MICHAEL JACKSON #12

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And finally, from 2018, the man who now promotes himself as “The Living MJ”: musical theatre composer, lyricist, writer and trash talker, Michael R. Jackson. “Honesty is his brand.”

Michael R. Jackson – Dirty Laundry


Which Michael Jackson has Got To Be There on your playlist - and which MJ makes you cry: Leave Me Alone!?

Sunday, 22 June 2025

Snapshots #401: Go Away Songs!


Here are a bunch of songs telling you all to go away. Charming!


15. Dirty movies that leave you in a bit of a huff.

The Moody Blues - Go Now

14. Ragtag pirates.

Mötley CrĂ¼e - Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) 

13. Glasvegas social worker can't tell the truth.

Glasvegas sang about a social worker called Geraldine.

The Geraldine Fibbers - Get Thee Gone

12. Larry Flynt's legacy.

Hustler - Get Out Of Me 'Ouse

They don't write 'em like that any more.

11. They were extremely unpleasant.

The Gruesomes - Buzz Off

10. Jones was a minor.

Tom (Jones) / minor = petty.

Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More

9. Flip a coin, en français.

And you would be a Franc turner.

Frank Turner - Do One

8. Wild cattle in Homer's patch.

Buffalo Springfield - Leave

7. Men's loo on TV.

The Telegents - Get Out

6. Unhealthy take-away pizza.

Fats Domino - You Can Pack Your Suitcase 

5. Call The Doctor - Mr. T really smelled!

(Doctor) Who! B.A. Stank.

Hoobastank - Disappear

4. Did Celia smack John? Surely some mix-up!

Celia smack John was an anagram. Nothing else.

Michael Jackson - Beat It 

Or...

Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone

3. He's gonna light up the sky... with cold fire. 

"Gonna light up the sky like a (blue) flame... FAME!"

Georgie Fame & The Blue Flames - Get Away

2. A flick knife with the 23rd letter. 

The 23rd letter wasn't W... it was a reference to Strawberry Letter 23.

Strawberry Switchblade - Go Away

1. It's a shame about Chuck.

It's a shame about... Ray.

Ray Charles - Hit The Road, Jack


If you need any more, here's a load...


But despite all that, I don't want any of you to go away. Because Snapshots will be back next Saturday...

Wednesday, 10 January 2024

TV On The Radio #22: Mr Bates Vs The Post Office


I was largely unaware of the story of Alan Bates and his fight to clear the names and reputations of hundreds of Post Office employees. The recent TV dramatisation starring Toby Jones came as quite the eye-opener... and I'm still reeling. It's the sort of story that proves reality can be far scarier than fiction. If it wasn't true, I wouldn't believe it. Surely there must have been...? Why didn't...? What sort of people...?  How could they...? 

Words fail me. 

Here are some songs that feature the Post Office. The warm and welcoming local high street institution that we all grew up with... not the evil, autonomous Mega-Corporation that took it over.

Robert Arthur "Tut" Taylor Sr. was a champion and preserver of old time bluegrass music who once sold a Hank Williams guitar to Neil Young. Here he reminds us of a Post Office to be proud of...


Buccaneer is from Jamaica, but his real name is Andrew Bradford. He was stuck in the Post Office back in 1994.


But here's a young man who still has a nice word about the Post Office, from just last year...


Eminem's obsessive stalker, Stan, was aware of problems at the Post Office back in 2000 - but who'd listen to that nutter?

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the Post Office or somethin'


Bob Dylan also suspected something was afoot...

And I would send a message
To find out if she's talked
But the Post Office has been stolen
And the mailbox is locked


Of course, it's not the first time the Post Office has been accused of being involved in dubious practices. Look how they helped Waldo Jeffers!

By Friday afternoon, Waldo was set
He was thoroughly packed and the Post Office 
Had agreed to pick him up at three o'clock


Meanwhile, Donald Glover puts his finger on the real problem - it's the Horizon software!

But no love for the son of a commuter who was a radio head
And okay at them computers at the post office


Whereas Joel Plaskett is just so wrapped up in his own life, he's oblivious to this extraordinary scandal...

I was at the Post Office buying a stamp
Thinking that the girl behind the counter was "fine"
I said, "You think this'll get there by Friday, ma'am?"
She says, "I get off work at quarter past nine"

To be fair to Joel, he does at least appear aware of the IT issues...

Baby, if you wanna be
Out of the ordinary
You don't need technology!


How many people lost their jobs as a result of this travesty? Hundreds? Thousands? Here's one right now...

I used to work at the Post Office...


And what about former Post Office boss (and former CBE) Paula Vennels? Any thoughts on her?

She worked in my Post Office
In my zip code, in my postal area
I don't think I should reveal her name...


With all these accusations of wrong-doing to be found in popular song, how do the Post Office respond? With flat-out denials... Nothing Ever Happens!

Post office clerks put up signs saying 'position closed'


And with so many documents pertaining to this enquiry conveniently lost, who knows what else they lost?

...the mailbox that contained the letter 
That was lost by the Post Office for 40 years
Happenin' to have been written by Albert Einstein


Lots of people believe the Post Office used to be the heart of the community...

A Catholic church, a Baptist church
Come Monday morning everyone got back to work
Post office and a bank where they knew my name
Smile and a thanks with my receipt and change
Norman Rockwell couldn't paint it any better
I thought this place would stay the same forever


But in recent years, so many have been forced to close down...

Last year, they closed down the post office
Took the only flag we had in town
That old brick building still stands like a cenotaph
To a vision lost and buried in a very distant past


I'll tell you, all this has proved most upsetting to one of our greatest punk icons...

I'm searching for your beat
Black sister, stony beat
Post office freaks her out
Shock to me, come on out


As soon as I started thinking about songs featuring the Post Office, two sprang immediately to mind. The first is just a mondegreen though. Still, if Michael really was singing...

Keep on to the Post Office
Don't stop till you get enough

...then there wouldn't be a better song to support Alan Bates's 20+ year fight.


At the front of my queue though, it was always going to be this little number from The Courteeners...

What took you so long?
Was there a queue at the post office?

Yep. A queue of rightfully aggrieved postmasters still waiting for their compensation...



Sunday, 9 October 2022

Snapshots #261: A Top Ten African Country Songs

Ten songs out of Africa. Or named after African countries. That was harder to put together than I thought it would be...


10. Sneaky wet, sweaty Ken.

Anagrams!

Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone

9. Found in cowpat ticks and enthusiasm, it hurts.

Found in cowPAT TIcks and enthusiaSM, IT Hurts.

Patti Smith - Radio Ethiopia

8. Grace, Gloria and Rickie Lee, perhaps.

The Jones Girls - Nights Over Egypt

7. 10th, twice, 50 years ago.

The 10th letter of the alphabet is J. 1972 was 50 years ago, as I'm only too painfully aware.

JJ72 - Algeria

6. Hope for Thomas.

Bob Hope for Dylan Thomas.

Bob Dylan - Mozambique

5. Saved from the noose.

The Men They Couldn't Hang - A Map of Morocco

4. Goes before sharks.

Great White - Congo Square

3. Lewis drives toward smelly, yet divine, comedian.

Lewis Hamilton + BO + (Neil) Hannon...

Hamilton Bohannan - South African Man

2. Giant steps are what he'll take...

...if he wants to walk on the moon, or moonwalk, when he grows up.

1. Shaikh Wham, shaken. 

Shaikh Wham, unshaken, is...

Hamish Hawk - The Mauritian Badminton Doubles Champion, 1973


Don't be lion about next Saturday morning - Snapshots will back back, 8.30 sharp.


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