Showing posts with label My Morning Jacket. Show all posts
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Sunday, 16 July 2023

Snapshots #301: A Top Ten Songs About Famous Wild West Heroes & Outlaws


Yesterday we had Butch Cassidy, today it's the Sundance Kid. See? Easy when you know how. And he's got a pair of those special binoculars with a camera inside. You ought to get a pair yourself. 

Here are ten songs I had to group together under the rather long-winded title of "Famous Wild West Heroes & Outlaws".


10. Big tents, like the moon.

The Marquees - Wyatt Earp

Featuring a very young Marvin Gaye, on a track co-written by Bo Diddley.

9. Sounds like you're a bit foggy about that invoice.

You must be in a bill haze.

Bill Hayes - The Ballad Of Davy Crockett

8. Tweedy lady and man in desperate circumstances.

Harris Tweed & Dire Straits.

Emmylou Harris & Mark Knopfler - Belle Starr

7. Where Ray Davies creates his Magnum. 


Ray Davies was a Kink. If he's creating something, it could be his Magnum Opus.


6. And I might still wear it in the afternoon.

My Morning Jacket - Butch Cassidy

5. Or is it on D-Day?

Doris Day - The Deadwood Stage (Calamity Jane)

4. Often bald.

The Eagles - Doolin' Dalton (The Wild Bunch)

3. A conk tingle.

Anagram!

Nat King Cole - The Ballad of Cat Ballou

2. Cotton-eyed in Cambridgeshire.

Cotton Eye Joe lives in Ely these days.

Joe Ely - Me & Billy The Kid

1. Singer found in comic hero.

Comic hero.

Cher - Just Like Jesse James


Tonight we're gonna go down in flames... but we'll be back next Saturday with more of the same.


Wednesday, 10 April 2019

My Top Ten Librarian Songs



Ten songs about librarians. Shh!

(The Tori Amos "Greatest Hits" collection pictured above doesn't contain any librarian songs, but did order the songs using the Dewey Decimal System.)


10. The Research - Librarian Girl

Wakefield indie band from the early noughties. No relation to the Michael Jackson song (sic).

We're all looking for a meaning in a meaningless world.

9. Jimmy Buffett - Love In The Library

And I thought Jimmy spent all his time messing about on boats. Turns out he also hangs around in libraries, looking for love...

She gathered her books, walked while she read
Words never spoken but so much was said
You can read all you want into this rendezvous
But it's safer than most things that lovers can do

8. Hefner - The Librarian

He started to woo her in the most peculiar way
The librarian's dress was a fawner shade of grey
The books he was to borrow he would surely never read
They had an intellectual calibre he hoped that she would see

Been there. Didn't get me anywhere.

7. Eels - Baby Loves Me

Record company hates me
The doctor says I'm sick
The bad girls think I'm just too nice
And the nice girls call me "dick"
But baby loves me!

(And the librarian shushes him too. Poor E.)

6. My Morning Jacket - The Librarian

Simple little bookworm, buried underneath
Is the sexiest librarian, 
Take off those glasses and let down your hair for me

Steady on, fellas...

I like this song because it mentions both "the interweb" and "Karen of the Carpenters".

5. Haunted Love - The Librarian

I want to check out your books...

Innuendo never sounded so buttoned-up and proper!

4. The Divine Comedy - My Imaginary Friend

Remember the mobile library? Neil does...

Daddy drives the mobile library.
He works peripatetically.
He doesn't get much time to play with us
So we just read and make up stuff.
And it drives him round the bend,
Me and my imaginary friend.
You can search the whole library for another song that features the word "peripatetically"... good luck in finding one.


More early Go-Betweens - from their first ever single, the b-side to Lee Remick.

I know this girl
This very special girl
And she works in a library, yeah
Standing there behind the counter
Willing to help
With all the problems that I encounter
Helps me find Hemingway
Helps me find Genet
Helps me find Brecht
Helps me find Chandler
Helps me find James Joyce
She always makes the right choice

2. INXS - Heaven Sent

Tuesday she works in the library uptown
Some useful knowledge can always be found
Don't burn the library till you've read all the books
Sometimes in life you get a second look

Not a band that were known for their great literary offerings, but they sure could bang out a tune.

1. Nick Cave - There She Goes, My Beautiful World

Name-dropping the most famous librarian ever and notorious parent-abuser...

While Philip Larkin, he stuck it out 
In a library in Hull


Any librarians filed in your stacks? Dewey decimal placings will be required.

Sunday, 5 August 2018

Saturday Snapshots #44 - The Answers



Thank you for showing your True Colours again this week with your excellent answers to Saturday Snapshots. Time after time, you just keep getting them right! Thank you.

This week's winner was (as is often the case) first to get out of bed on Saturday morning, and this week that was FurryBootsCityBoy. Question, FBCB - is that an alias for Lynchie? The reason I ask is because you (re-)appeared round these parts about the same time Lynchie disappeared and you seem to answer lots of questions from the same eras Lynchie specialised in. My detective's nose senses a link... but I may be completely wrong.

Anyway, answers...


10. A phoney Cooke makes tough mutton for Egyptian royalty.


If Sam Cooke was a phoney, he'd be Sam The Sham.

Egyptian royalty were the pharaohs.

Tough mutton? A woolly bully!

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs - Woolly Bully

9. Bimbo Joe Pesci.


A bimbo is an airhead.

Don't tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy.

Airhead - Funny How

Well done to Chris for solving the week's toughest twosome, this and number #2.

8. A chronic deed... or an alternative.


"A chronic deed" is an anagram. Alyson worked that out, though FBCB recognised the photo.

An alternative is something else.

Eddie Cochran - Somethin Else

7. Legally poor doll, again and again.


A Sindy doll who was legally poor might be a Law-per. Alyson, being a girl who just wants to have fun herself, had no problem solving that.

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

6. Could this be William's last song? Assistance offered.


A last swan for Billy would be his Swan song.

Billy Swan - I Can Help

5. What could I wear at the funeral without you? It's such a huge dilemma!


I might wear a mourning jacket at a funeral, without u that would be...

My Morning Jacket - Big Decisions

Well done to C for puzzling that one out.

4. Solitary love.


Heart - Alone

Another one for C, though I understand how Alyson thought Ann & Nancy look like First Aid Kit here. Way before the shaggy 80s dos they were more famous for.


3. Riches... and better weather for coffee drinkers.


The Fortunes - Storm In A Teacup

2. Storytelling levellers.


Storytellers are raconteurs.

Levellers might make things steady.

The bloke on the far right is Jack White. The one next to him is Brendan Benson.

Well done again, Chris.

The Raconteurs - Steady As She Goes

1. Not Jason, at Halloween.


Not Jason Donovan, obviously. The one that clinched FBCB's victory this week.



Girls (and boys) who wanna have fun should come back next Saturday for more of the same.

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