Showing posts with label Vanity Fair. Show all posts
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Sunday, 14 June 2020

Saturday Snapshots #140 - The Answers


Easy, riders - no need to Speed. The answers are here!


10. Between 11.59 and 12.01, approximately, the flying poison hits.


The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight

9. Add a diamond to mercury to create the smartest creatures in the sea.


Neil Diamond & Freddie Mercury...

Fred Neil - Dolphins

Classic.

8. Ex-otter steals cars.


"Ex-otter" is a very simple anagram.

Roxette - Joyride

7. Tiny News-man hits rocky patch.


Huey Lewis & The News?

Baby Huey - Hard Times

This featured on this blog a couple of weeks back, but this edition of Saturday Snapshots was compiled before that.

6. Munster & Allen meet Mary Poppins in New York.


Lily Allen. Lily Munster.

The Lilys - A Nanny In Manhattan

5. Hotrod boychild warns ships about adoring blooming herbs.


Eddie & The Hotrods.

Eddie's son?

Lighthouses warn ships.

Etc.

Etc.

I'm writing the answers on Thursday night and predicting that Alyson got that one from the photo alone. She wasn't the first, but she did end up supplying an important correction...

Just an observation but as I wrote about the song Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse quite recently I noticed that Tony Burrows isn't part of the line-up in that picture. They were a band made up of session musicians and their only big hit was when Tony was brought in on lead vocals. He had also been part of 2 other bands at the same time so had 3 singles in the Top 10 at the same time. He ended up being a 5 times 'one-hit wonder'.

Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows Where My Rosemary Grows

4. Black and white TV shows only repeats of Blind Date.


Cilla Black was the presenter of Blind Date. Apologies if that clue didn't cross the Atlantic.

The Monochrome Set - Cilla Black

3. Conceited carnival, 5am.


Vanity Fair - Early In The Morning

2. Sad river falls on Hollywood.


The Blue Nile - Tinseltown In The Rain

1. Beachy Headphones.


Beachy Head is a cliff.




Baby wants to play Saturday Snapshots again?

Come back next week.



Thursday, 4 July 2019

My Top Ten Hitchhiking Songs


The opening track to Western Stars, the new Bruce Springsteen album which I'm reserving full judgement on until it's had a little more time to play (because at the moment I'm in danger of calling it his best record in 32 years) is called Hitch Hikin'.

This got me pondering songs about sticking your thumb out and begging a lift. Turns out there are hundreds of them. Here's a selection of waifs and strays I found at the side of the road...


10. Seals & Croft - Ridin' Thumb

He don't care where the road goes
Just as long as he gets his ride
And he don't care for food and water
Just lets his conscience be his guide

9. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Sweet Hitchhiker

A band like Creedence, I kinda picture them hitch hiking everywhere.

8. Green Day - Hitchin' A Ride

Is this a hitch hiking song or a drugs song? You decide.

7. Neil Young - Hitchhiker

Is this a hitch hiking song or a drugs song? You decide.

6. Vanity Fair - Hitchin' A Ride

A thumb goes up
A car goes by
Oh won't somebody stop and help a guy?

5. Marvin Gaye - Hitch Hike

Of course, you may prefer the version by Martha Reeves & The Vandellas... or Alice Cooper and The Spiders.

4. Nashville Pussy - Gonna Hitchhike Down to Cincinnati and Kick the Shit Outta Your Drunk Daddy

Sounds even better than you'd expect it to.

3. Larry Jon Wilson - Think I Feel A Hitchhike Coming On

I'd stop my car for Larry Jon Wilson.

2. The Ramones - Rockaway Beach

We can hitch a ride there, you know.

1. Neil Diamond - Cracklin' Rosie

Now strictly speaking, Neil and Rosie aren't thumbing a lift, they're "hitchin' on a twilight train", but they are "gonna ride till there ain't no more to go", and when I checked the dictionary definition of hitch-hike, it defined it thus: "travel by getting free lifts in passing vehicles". So I'm going to call Cracklin' Rosie the best hitch hiking song... and yeah, I know, you may not really care for Neil Diamond, but if you don't like this tune (as Mark Radcliffe used to say), you don't like music.

I never did work out what a "store-bought lady" was though. I'm just hoping she's not the blow-up variety.



I've got at least another twenty of those if anybody cares to hear them. You've probably got a bunch of your own though.

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