Next time I have to go into hospital, I hope I get a doctor like House. I don't care about bedside manner - I just want someone who can work out what's wrong with me and fix it, thanks.
We've all been in hospital this weekend though. Let's take a look at who else was on the ward...
10. Lou Grant, Perry White and J. Jonah Jameson.
Three famous fictional newspaper editors...
Editors - Smokers Outside The Hospital Doors
9. Bloody mother fucking asshole.
That's how his daughter, Martha, described him...
Loudon Wainwright III - That Hospital
Or you could have had...
Loudon Wainwright III - Hospital Lady
8. Le handsome & honed males (though they are a bit befuddled).
Two anagrams for the price of one!
7. Found in jesters, candlesticks and whooping cough.
JESters, CAndlesticks and wHOOPing cough.
Jesca Hoop - Hospital (Win Your Love)
6. Anarchists against Franco.
Know your European history.
The Durutti Column - Royal Infirmary
5. Frozen in your headlights.
Frightened Rabbit - State Hospital
4. Take a taxi down an immature road.
Take a cab down the callow-way.
Cab Calloway - St. James Infirmary
3. Iced coffee made from a cheap instant blend.
Gold Blend make a lovely Frappuccino... actually, I doubt that very much.
2. Puree.
That's The Mash, aka session singers John and Tom Bahler, Ron Hicklin and Ian Freebairn-Smith...
M*A*S*H*, as I'm sure I don't have to tell you, stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.
The MASH - Theme From M*A*S*H*
This track was also memorably covered by the guys below...
1. Disorientated in screechier apartments.
Screechier apartments is an anagram!
Manic Street Preachers - Roses In The Hospital
Even more fiendish than usual. Thanks.
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