Showing posts with label Wesley Willis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wesley Willis. Show all posts

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Snapshots Spillover: More Songs About Famous Female Singers (Appendix #2)


Last batch of these, I promise.

Kylie Minogue featured in Saturday's quiz with the obvious selection of Kylie's Got A Crush On Us by BMX Bandits. I've probably confessed before to the fact that I bought Kylie's debut single back in 1988 even though I knew it wasn't very good. I was 16, Neighbours was on the TV every night when I got home from school, and Kylie was cool... even despite the insipid Stock Aitken Waterman production. I still think she's cool now - and should be praised for her longevity (Christmas Number One last year!). 

Anyway, BMX Bandits wasn't my only choice for songs honouring Ms. Minogue. I could also have gone with this...


And then, of course, there's Wild Billy...


Another female pop diva whose records I obsessed over as a teen was Whitney. I'd still rate her second album as a pure pop classic. Then again, I've always been pretty insecure about voicing such things...

I can't say I know a lot about 90s teen pop sensation Jessica Simpson, other than the Eminem name-dropped her and Adam Green wrote this sweet ode...

Adam Green - Jessica Simpson

Janet Jackson, meanwhile, may be tainted by her  brother's reputation... and that "shocking" incident at the Superbowl which got her cancelled for a time, while Justin Timberlake's reputation only soared. Sexist hypocrisy? 

Richard Thompson - Dear Janet Jackson

Meanwhile, here's a very bizarre tribute to another big female pop star of the 90s...

Wesley Willis - Alanis Morrissette

Let's step a bit further back in time

Ollie Byrd - Chaka Khan

Josh Turner - Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Jill Sobule - Where Is Bobbie Gentry? 

Deacon Blue - Ronnie Spector

The Guthries - Patsy Cline

Tom Russell - Nina Simone

Warpaint - Billie Holiday

Sparks - Edith Piaf (Said It Better Than Me)

The Magnetic Fields - Judy Garland

Finally, three different tunes about the "Godmother of rock 'n' roll" herself...

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Sister Rosetta Goes Before Us

Alabama 3 - Sister Rosetta

Frank Turner - Sister Rosetta

But it's back to the pop stars of our youth to close... and here's another lady who's it always been OK to admit to liking. My cool points remain intact.



Thursday, 6 July 2023

Product Placement #17: Ocean Spray


I drink Ocean Spray every day. It's not cheap, but it's much tastier than the supermarket equivalents with their artificial sweeteners that leave a nasty after-taste. I enjoy the taste, but drink it mostly for my immune system, and because I read somewhere it's good for your prostate. Which is important when you get to my age. Still, I wouldn't have thought of featuring Ocean Spray here... until I remembered a really obvious tune. 

First though... I could hardly do a post about Ocean Spray without featuring these guys...


I had to reject all the songs that referenced the spray of the ocean, rather than the delicious cranberry drink. Although I wasn't sure about this one. I mean, The Beach Boys clearly spend a lot of time by the sea... but what's their beverage of choice?

In the shade
Lemonade
In the sun 
Ocean Spray


Wesley Willis, meanwhile appears to prefer a glass of Ocean Spray following slightly less relaxing pursuits... he is familiar with the brand's advertising strap-line though.

I murdered your family
I murdered your family
I murdered your family
I murdered your family

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Ocean Spray - "Crave the wave!"


Speaking of advertising, clearly this dude was keen to pitch a campaign song...

I'm juiced up (I'm juiced up)
Ocean Spray (Ocean Spray)
I'm poured up (I'm poured up)
Let's drink some more today


Lots of rappers mention Ocean Spray as an alcoholic mixer. I drink it neat, myself, but please, do whatever you feel necessary, as it does help your health... and, apparently, your mood...

Goblins, vampyres, coming out to play
They be cutting the vodka with that Ocean Spray


If you don't like to drink cranberry juice, Howe Gelb has a suggestion that involves pouring it onto a mirror that you've placed under your hotel room door to let the maids know you don't want it cleaning today. I wouldn't have found this one by looking, it just popped up by coincidence on shuffle the other day... 


Anyway... here's the song that had me kicking myself for not featuring Ocean Spray sooner. This is the first Manic Street Preachers lyric written by James Dean Bradfield. It's also one of their most direct and moving songs, as it deals with his mum dying of cancer and his memories of visiting her in hospital...

Oh, please stay awake
And then we can drink 
Some Ocean Spray

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