Saturday Snapshots #472: Vampire Songs

Yesterday was Halloween... so I'm guessing this one would have been pretty obvious?

Maybe not.

Here are some songs to suck blood to... 

15. Found to be indistinguishable.

That's Sting, as found in distinguishable, with a cameo role in the movie Zoolander 2.

I almost posted this picture yesterday, because the web of lies led me to believe that Sting had once appeared in a wrestling movie. Turns out this was a wrestler called Sting instead though. D'oh.  

Sting - Moon Over Bourbon Street

This was the week that I discovered that the above "classic" Sting hit was about vampires, not about those awful biscuits that are always left in the tin after all the good ones are gone. I now know much more about Sting that anyone ever wanted to.

14. New Amusements over Morrissey's boy child... they're small, delicate and refined.

Martin hosts New Amusements. Morrissey's boy child would be Stephen's son. And the rest are dainty.

Martin Stephenson And The Daintees - Running Water

Very bad for Vampires, running water. So next time you get one in your house, just turn the tap on.

13. That's an amazing piece of cheese... or chocolate... or coal?

Superchunk - Garlic

Or just get them to look in your spice rack.

12. And evil trembles... but in a different way.

"And evil trembles" was an anagram.

Steve Miller Band - The Stake

11. Marilyn in a mixer.

Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)

10. They wouldn't be so sad if they came out of their shells a bit.

Blue Oyster Cult - Nosferatu

9. They can braid your hair.

Or plait it, if you prefer.

The Platters - Twilight Time

Twilight is a film about a particularly wet vampire.

8. In the blue corner - a public speaker's cough sweet. In the red corner - Roland's US home. Seconds out...

MC Tunes vs 808 State - The Only Rhyme That Bites

7. Malin and Blunstone are Rascals. 

A Jessie, a Colin and Young Rascals.

Jesse Colin Young - Sunlight

6. Whoa. This is heavy.

A frequent quote from Michael J. Fox in Back To The Future.

McFly - Transylvania

5. Smelly cat lost on Brooklyn and George Washington.

Phoebe had a smelly cat. On two of New York's bridges.

Phoebe Bridgers - Lost Boys

4. Precursor to Count Binface.

Screaming Lord Sutch and the Savages - Dracula’s Daughter

3. Sounds like a Mothman.

A cicada is a big moth. Look, you come up with a clue for this guy.

Jon Secada - Angel

And if you don't know why Angel is here, ask Alyson.

2. Dear Idaho, please get yourself sorted out.

"Dear Idaho" was an anagram.

Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood

1. The messed up outcome of a fight between Noel and Britney.

"Noel Britney" was an anagram.

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Originally titled "Vampires In Love".

More Vampire Songs tomorrow later in the week, including some of the more obvious ones I left out.

Snapshots will be back next Saturday.

My Top Ten Vampire Songs

To celebrate Halloween, here's ten tunes that will drive a stake through your heart.

I had to whittle this list down somewhat: I had enough vampire songs to fill a Top 30. Apologies if your favourite didn't make the cut.

Special mentions to Vampire Weekend, Nosferatu D2 and Baron Von Rockula.

Meanwhile, if you're looking for more Halloween horror, check out My Top Ten Zombie Songs and My Top Ten Haunted Songs.


10. Future Bible Heroes - I'm A Vampire

Wonderfully kitsch glam Vampirella spoof from the twisted mind of Stephin (Magnetic Fields) Merritt.

The sun will never touch me
I abhor its filthy light
I am the mistress of the damned
And of the children of the night
I have all the love I need
It is your blood I crave
I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave
I can turn into a bat
I can cast the evil eye
I have ever so much money
I'm gorgeous
And I can fly
I survied the Inquisition
Been a harlot
Been a queen
Survived for seven hundred years
And still look seventeen

In a similar vein (punintended), you might also enjoy I've Got A Fang by They Might Be Giants.

9. Queens of the Stone Age - The Vampyre Of Time And Memory

As close as QOTSA ever came to a ballad... although the video is terrifying! 

8. My Chemical Romance - Vampire Money

MCR do the Ramones. Hilarious.

See also Vampires Will Never Hurt You. When all around you are popping fangs - how can you keep your head?

7. Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood

One of the best post-OK Computer Radiohead songs... and let's face it, if you were casting a movie about vampire rock stars, Thom Yorke would be your first call. After Robert Smith and Andrew Eldritch. And Nick Cave. And Cher.

6. The Sleepy Jackson - Vampire Racecourse

See, this is when I start to realise how fast time goes by. It only seems like yesterday I was buying the debut album by Aussie band The Sleepy Jackson on the strength of this single... turns out it was eleven years ago. I wish I was immortal...

(No idea what this song is about or why the vampires are racing... but it's cool.)

5. Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)

Creepy southern gothic, perfect for Halloween. Johnette Napolitano could be the voice of Vampirella: The Musical. If they ever made Vampirella: The Musical. They really ought to. 

4. Neil Young - Vampire Blues

I don't claim to be the smartest guy on the internet... but I reckon this just might be Neil having a dig at the oil industry. See kids, metaphors are ace.

3. Arctic Monkeys - Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong, But...

And speaking of metaphors... here's Alex Turner taking pot shots at the music industry. This could well have sneaked into my Top Ten Songs About Record Companies, but I thought I'd save it for now instead.

2. The Birthday Party - Release The Bats

My baby is alright
She doesn't mind a bit of dirt
She says 'horror vampire bat bite'
She says 'horror vampire
How I wish those bats would bite'
Whooah bite! bite!

I'm glad Nick Cave calmed down a bit with age. If he'd kept up this level of intensity, he'd have been dead long ago.

1. Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead

If vampires are the ultimate in gothic horror, you don't get much gothier than this. Even Christopher Lee's scared of this bunch. Great song... all nine and a half freaky-deaky minutes of it. 




Those got my vampiric votes... but which one makes you rise from the grave?