Showing posts with label Robert Plant. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 11 January 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #64: Debbie Reynolds


From Singing In The Rain to How The West Was Won and The Singing Nun, Debbie Reynolds appeared on stage and screen for almost 70 years. She had her own TV show, her own dance studio, and her own museum of movie memorabilia. Not to mention her own pop career...


Rightly or wrongly though, for my generation at least, she will best be remember as Princess Leia's mum. Debbie died in December 2016, one day after her daughter Carrie passed away. The official cause of death was a stroke, though many believe it was brought on by a broken heart.

How does Debbie do on the jukebox? Let's start by asking Robert Plant...

No, no, no, Miss Debbie Reynolds promised someone out there always to obey...


The Color Bars were a "neo-psychedelic indie pop trio" from Brooklyn in the early part of the 21st Century. They like to ponder the big questions...

What does my cat Leonard have in common with
Pangolins, galagos, tenrecs, skinks, and basilisks?
Same thing Debbie Reynolds shares with Patti Smith
Same thing dinosaurs share with evangelicals

Every living thing
Otter, beaver, top or receiver
Every living thing needs love


Mister Bubbles are a British band I know nothing about. However, like The Color Bars, I think they're worthy of further investigation...

You'll be my Debbie Reynolds wife, I'll be Darren McGavin


On the other hand, I'm probably too old for these guys... but they did make me smile with this tribute to their grandma...

Cuz like Propecia, girl I need ya, and I'll feed ya, and I'll read to ya
Cuz you're my Debbie Reynolds, girl, I'm singing in the rain!


Today's winning entry comes from one of The Swede's favourites, Robyn Hitchcock...

It's all about success
What are you doing this time tomorrow, baby
It's all about success
Nobody loves you
Like Debbie Reynolds



Tuesday, 1 February 2022

Conversations With Ben #25: Bluff

Ben: Joe Perra Season 3 is on All 4 as of today!!

Rol: Cool. I will fire up the kitchen TV.

(For some reason, I can only get All 4 on the kitchen TV, not the one in the lounge.)

Is there a chair or do you stand to watch it?

It's the kitchen. There is a dining table and chairs. Although, as a family, we spend more time playing Ticket To Ride there than eating.

Europe or America?

Europe. Wild West. 1812 expansion pack. France. London. New York is in the cupboard, but we haven't played that yet.

I think New York is my favourite as it's only a 15 minute game.

Use it as more of a warm up game before something with a lot of depth.

So is London, but I prefer the games to go on. I'd rather have an unlimited supply of trains and just keep building more and more routes. It's preferable to actual adult responsibilities and stuff.

(Bit obvious that, I know.)

Louise is going out tonight, so I was looking forward to having the big TV to myself... 

Only now we've had a power cut.

And since you're no longer at The Bad Place, you don't want to just sit in the dark crying?

Saturday night crying in the dark... reminds me of my 20s.

Do you have six dice?

Farkle could be something a bit different.

Or if you have two dice and 12 paperclips or other small objects, you can play Pickup.

Both quick games. Farkle is a point scoring game, Pickup is chance.

Can you play them in the dark?

With a torch.

You could always play Blind Man's Buff.

I think you might mean bluff.

Buff.

Maybe yours is a more niche version.

Mrs. Ben and I had this exchange a while back....

It's Buff.

Buff means nekkid.

Bluff means bluff.

Ben sends a link. 

You just have to make everything about sex.

"The traditional name of the game is "Blind Man's Buff", where the word 'buff' is used in its older sense of a small push."

Yes, but Wikipedia can be edited by people who are desperate to win arguments.

As an academic, you should know it's not a reliable source.

Ben sends another link. 

Though not discussing the game itself, these articles clearly indicate the qualities of the game Blind Man's Buff as a stand in for more serious issues that are mirrored in the gameplay.

That sentence made no sense at all. You're just trying to bamboozle me with words now.

Also, I note that it took you quite some time in between replies. Long enough to write a couple more website articles to back up your fallacies.

Sage has an average of 8 months before an article is accepted for review, more if they want any changes or amendments. If not, it's still three more months until it goes online.

I'm not sure about Wiley as I've not sent anything through them.

Presumably that's powered by ACME.

If I had done such a quick turnaround, then it most definitely wouldn't have been cited in at least 7 other papers which also need to go through a similar process.

Now you're just trying to blind me with academia.

Me, I found only one song that referenced Blind Man's Buff...


Whereas I found loads that reference Blind Man's Bluff, including Depeche Mode, Aerosmith, Rush, The Inspiral Carpets, Del Amitri, The Blue Osyter Cult... and this:


I know who I believe.

I didn't realise that being a successful musician meant you had to have knowledge of the history of children's games.

And anyone that can be grouped with the Inspiral Carpets is a group I would go to great pains to distance myself from.

The Typhoo Tea of Britpop.

Clint Boon was a god.

I'd rather take advice on children's games from him than Robert Plant.

Also, they were way before Britpop.

They're older than you!

I have no respect for a band that does a reunion show once a week at The Leadmill.

Either write some new music or commit to a tour that's not also full of washed up bands.

This Is How It Feels is an anthem of my late teenage years.


Meant a lot to me, that song.

I thought you were in your late thirties when that came out.

I was 18.

They were the equivalent of The Rakes to my generation.

I prefer Boon's quirky solo stuff though.

White No Sugar was great.


Power still off. 

Keeping ourselves entertained though... Sam has created his own version of Ticket To Ride. Geography is a bit suspect.

Meanwhile, I'm currently lighting a bonfire out of CD inlays in the back garden to cook a dead rat on.

24 hours and you've already resorted to savagery.

Is it at least CDs from Uncut?

I'm starting with the Morrissey CDs.

Taking them out of circulation rather than donating. Smart.

It's kind of the opposite of burning a KKK cross.

This is my Morrissey substitute these days. It's like Morrissey Methadone...

Has the power returned to the house or are you even more feral?

Louise was just about to saw off my leg when the electric came back on.

I don't understand why that stopped her.

Me neither.

Tuesday, 3 December 2019

Hot 100 #29


I couldn't find even a half-decent band with 29 in their name, so here's a picture of Carrie Fisher, because... well, do I need a reason?

OK then, a reason.

Carrie Fisher - Sonnet 29

Taken from Rufus Wainwright's album of Shakespeare Sonnets, Take All My Loves.

Onto the business at hand then: what did you have for me this week?

Let's start with last week's winner, Douglas, who found himself struggling a little this time...

"I can offer little new regarding the 29s from my own corpus of beloved songs and artists, despite having scoured through some 2500 LPs, 500 CDs, and a few thousand files on the hard drives and mp3s."

Blimey - that's dedication.

"So I hit the search engines, and came across a few songs that were new to me, with 29 in the title, including:"

"29" by Loic Nottet (who, despite being a young male Belgian singer, here most puts me in mind of Adele)

I can definitely hear that. "Loïc Nottet", on the other hand, is an anagram waiting to happen.

"Ryan Adams - 29 (an artist entirely on my periphery, and who, on the strength of this song, seems likely to remain there)"

Ryan Adams made two or three excellent albums early in his career, although he lost his quality control over the years and has recently been dragged into a bit of a #metoo scandal, so he loses points for that as well.

"And perhaps the best of the 3, Gin Blossoms - 29, who at very least fit in some nice jangly guitars into a pretty decent tune with some appropriately wistful lyrics."

Yes. I'm rather fond of the Gin Blossoms also, so that would be my winner from your selections.

Over to Martin, who ticked quite a few off my list...

Steve Earle & The Dukes - No. 29

Robert Plant - 29 Palms

"A double-whammy in Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney for the lyric..."

On July 29th at 5.29am...

ELO - Last Train To London

It was 9:29, 
9:29 back street, big city

"Chattanooga Choo-Choo by, well, loads of people references "Track 29", I think."

Yes, it does. Loads of people, but only one...

Glenn Miller - Chattanooga Choo Choo

From one Glenn to another Glen...

"I'm A Lazy Sod by The Sex Pistols starts..."

You're only 29, got a lot to learn.

"And because it's you, Rol, doesn't Bruce have a song called Highway 29?"

You mean this one?

Bruce Springsteen - Highway 29

Speaking of Steve Earle (as Martin did way back when), Lynchie was quick to offer this...

Steve Earle & The Dukes - Billy Austin

My name is Billy Austin
I'm Twenty-Nine years old...

Charity Chic was quick to second that, adding, "the live version on Shut Up and Die Like an Aviator is up there with the best of his songs..."

Steve Earle & The Dukes - Billy Austin (Live)

Lynchie also suggested a couple more that had made my (not so) short list...

Hank Snow - There's A Little Box Of Pine On The 7:29

Tom Waits - $29.00

Then came Alyson, who's petitioning for a return of Randy Tuesdays or Kenny Wednesdays. One thing at once, eh? I'm still not back up to full steam. She did have this to offer though...

"A date this week rather than a time but Chicago did an anti-war kind of song called Someday (August 29, 1968) - Included is real audio of the crowds at an infamous demonstration."

Never heard that before, but I did like it. I always enjoy early Chicago when they had a brass section.

Martin stole many of Rigid Digit's suggestions this week, but RD did dig out the following...

"Simultaneously the best and worst album ever released..."


"From it, Pachuco Cadaver opens with the philosophical line:"

A squid eating dough in a Polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous

"Fanciful nonsense?"

I've to admit, RD, I tried very hard with TMR back in the day, but couldn't ever find my way into it.

"But the 29 bit comes later:"

Got her wheel out of a B-29 Bomber, Brody knob amber
Spanish fringe 'n talcum tassles forever amber

Yeah, I'm still not convinced.

Your second suggestion though, was on my list...

Nick Lowe - Marie Provost

Mary Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her lonely nest
In the cheap hotel up
On Hollywood West July 29

And that was it for your suggestions this week. What furballs did my hard drive cough up?

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - 2:29

King Creosote - February 29th

Frank Sinatra - The Lady From 29 Palms 

Seals & Crofts - 29 Years From Texas

Irving Fields Trio - Cha Cha No. 29

Johnny Paycheck - 11 Months and 29 Days

Chumbawamba - Smash Clause 29!

Baader Meinhof - GSG 29

Marc Cohn - 29 Ways

Something Happens - Room 29

The National - 29 Years

Robert Palmer - 29 Ways (To My Baby's Door)

Golden Earring - Cell 29

And then there was this, which I'm very surprised nobody suggested. A worthy runner-up this week...

Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - 29

I'm less surprised nobody predicted this week's winner though. It has featured on this blog previously, but probably isn't that well known in the real world.

I still love it...



28? I've a feeling this one might be tough.

Sunday, 13 October 2019

Saturday Snapshots #105 - The Answers


Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it's just some super answers...


10. Princess & Friend give up.


Princess Di & Ross from Friends. I give up!

Diana Ross - Surrender

9. Climb up the helter skelter, 10 steps on Friday, 11 on Saturday.


To climb a helter skelter you must go up a spiral staircase, no?

The Spiral Staircase - More Today Than Yesterday

8. Audio experiments in Gallic dancehall.


Audio experiments would take place in a Stereo Lab.

Stereolab - French Disko

7. Ronnie James replaced by Genius, crown broken along the way.


Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Ronnie James Dio replaced by Ray 'The Genius' Charles.

Raydio - Jack & Jill

(Yes, that is Ray Parker Jr.)

6. Mental igloo.


Cheesy 80s video alert!

Icehouse - Crazy

5. Reading under-30s' fortunes while heavy machine crosses.



Robert Plant - 29 Palms

4. Brown bruvver in the ring reaches a ranking full stop.


Joe Brown & The Bruvvers.

Boxers fight in the ring.

The Beat sang Ranking Full Stop.

JoBoxers - Boxerbeat

3. 24 hour curls.


The Kinks - All Day & All Of The Night

2. Youthful thought processes discovered in the wreckage.


Black box recorders are found in the wreckage.

Black Box Recorder - Child Psychology

1. Neighbourhood hero's original publication parachutes down for a health check.


Mr. Rogers lived In The Neighbourhood.

An original publication would be a First Edition.



Saturday Snapshots will go Up, Up and Away again next week.


Wednesday, 26 June 2013

My Top Ten Carpentry Songs


My dad is a joiner by trade, and though he didn't pass any of those woodworking skills on to me, I think he's proud that at least one of his grandsons did follow him into the trade. A joiner is a carpenter, in case you were wondering, though arguably more skilled... I'll let you google the arguments on that one. 

Special mentions to The Carpenters (of course), Mary Chapin Carpenter, Cold Chisel, Woodkid, Harrison Ford, Jesus and Ron Swanson...

(Ron Swanson ROCKS.)


10. Paul Weller - Woodcutter's Son

I guess this could be about me...
You better give me the chance
I'll cut you down with a glance
Yeh, with my small axe - so help me,
And tho' I'm only one
And tho' weak, I'm strong
And if it comes to the crunch
Then I'm the woodcutter's son
And I'm cutting down the wood for the good of everyone!
Erm... perhaps not.

9. Bob Dylan - The House Carpenter

A traditional folk song ghost story, recorded by Bob and a bunch of other people. Nice guitar work on this one, Robert.

8. Robert Plant - Big Log

OK, I admit it, this one's a stretch even for me. But it's a great song just looking for a bandsaw to cut it into planks...

7. John Prine - Grandpa Was A Carpenter
He built houses, stores and banks
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes
And hammered nails in planks
Nice work if you can get it.

6. Idlewild - These Wooden Ideas

All good carpentry projects have to start somewhere...
Don't be real - be post-modern!
5. The Avett Brothers - The Once & Future Carpenter
Once I was a carpenter, man my hands were calloused
I could swing a metal mallet sure and straight
But I took to the highway, a poet young and hungry
And I left the timbers rotting where they lay
Lovely stuff from the new Avett Brothers record.

4. Eddie Floyd - Knock On Wood

What else do carpenters do? (If you believe this song is a euphemism for something else entirely... shame on you.)

See also the excellent versions by David Bowie, Amii Stewart and Emma 'Gwen Stacy' Stone... among others. The original's still the best though.

3. Aberfeldy - If I Were A Joiner

Joiners are better than plain old carpenters. According to my dad, anyway.
If I were a joiner
You know what I'd do?
Put up a shelf

All about you.
2. The Four Tops - If I Were A Carpenter

Written by Tim Hardin, recorded by everyone from Johnny Cash and Bob Seger to Robert Plant and Leonard Nimoy... but it was the Four Tops version that originally chiselled its way into my heart.

I know... you thought this was going to be Number One, didn't you? So did I, until I remembered...

1. Johnny Johnson & The Bandwagon - Breaking Down The Walls Of Heartbreak

He's a carpenter of love and affection!

I could have chosen the equally smashing (if slightly less legible) cover by Dexys Midnight Runners... but that didn't have Pan's People dancing like this...





Which one gives you wood?

(Sorry.)
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