Thursday, 30 January 2025
Sequel Songs #3: Wild Horses
Sunday, 6 October 2024
Snapshots #364: A Top Ten New York Landmark Songs
10. Cracking quads.
Lynsey de Paul had thighs of thunder!
Thunderthighs - Central Park Arrest
9. Norma irons V into all her shirts.
"Norma irons V" was an anagram... of course!
8. Wuthering Heights meets The Walking Dead.
Emily Brontë wrote Wuthering Heights. This is actress Emily Kinney who appeared in The Walking Dead... and she's a pretty good singer-songwriter too.
7. A Ewing in the shower.
When Bobby Ewing came back from the dead, he was naked as the day he was born.
6. Two & three. One & four not pictured.
One-two-three-four! This is Johnny and Dee Dee. Joey and Tommy were elsewhere on the bus.
5. They put Sting 'n' Git together... surely not?
Sting a git? No way!
Anagram!
The Guggenheim was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.
4. He wouldn't say it if he didn't mean it.
Lyrics from Lost Weekend.
Lloyd Cole - Radio City Music Hall
3. It's very strange in Donna's attic.
"Donna's attic" was an anagram.
Candi Staton - Nights On Broadway
2. Text Cher and ask for her insight.
Text Cher...
1. Found confused in the icky aisle.
Lots of anagrams this week. Sometimes that's all I can come up with. I'll try harder next time.
Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind
And I'm gonna make a brand-new start of it next Saturday, with more Snapshots...
Sunday, 25 September 2022
Snapshots #259: A Top Ten Songs With Two Parts
Time to make a big Splash with this weeks answers!
Here are ten songs that come in (at least) two parts...
10. Rated worst.
Anagram!
Rod Stewart - The Killing Of Georgie (Part I & II)
9. This pair are a mystery to me.
30+ years, and I only just realised there's an extra 'e' in the middle of that.
Doesn't make it any less rubbish.
8. Arthur Daley settles down and puts his feet up.
George Cole was Arthur Daley... getting cosy.
7. Everybody... tonight.
"Everybody WANG CHUNG tonight!"
Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days (Part 1)
Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days (Part 2)
6. Presumably none of them are called Billy.
They're girls, so none of them can be a billy goat.
Goat Girl - I Don't Care (Part 1)
Goat Girl - I Don't Care (Part 2)
5. Best & Ball.
George Best and Michael (not Bobby) Ball.
George Michael - I Want Your Sex (Parts 1 & 2)
4. What someone who loves the nightlife uses to get into their home.
Alicia Bridges loved the nightlife. She would use her keys to get in her home.
Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind (Part 1)
Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind (Part 2)
3. Panther meets wood-knocker.
The Pink Panther meets Eddie Floyd, who liked knocking on wood.
Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (Part 1)
Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)
2. Deserving of worship.
He's an idol!
Billy Idol - White Wedding (Parts 1 & 2)
1. Tim Booth gets some Sugar.
Tim Booth is sick of me using him as a clue for people called James. Sugar Ray is less bothered.
"I never knew that George Harrison song was a cover version," Louise said to me the other day. I had to admit, it took me years to discover the original too. But when I did... hoo boy!
Roxanne... you don't have to put on the red light. I've given the green light to another part of the Snapshots saga next Saturday.
Tuesday, 10 December 2019
Hot 100 #28
Younger Younger 28's were a fine choice to illustrate this week's post. Imagine The Human League Meets Pulp Meets Shampoo. Thanks to Jim in Dubai for recalling them and suggesting their excellent b-side Karaoke Queen (linking to another blog for that one as I couldn't find it on youtube). I was always fond of We're Going Out as well. They should have been massive.
What about the 28 songs though?
Well, Jim's other suggestion was this...
Forever 28 by Stephen Malkmaus & The Jicks
That's what I call Pavement art.
As usual, Martin had a few fine suggestions...
"I'm On E by Blondie has the line:
I've a feeling you may have suggested that 30 posts ago too.
Meanwhile, last week we had Lloyd Cole fretting over getting ready to turn 30. Martin also reminded us of this, which could well pop up again in 5 posts' time...
Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - Grace
He continues... "Reelin' and Rockin' by Chuck Berry has loads of times in, including...
"And my personal favourite (even if it is atypical), from the pen of Ray Davies, Low Budget by The Kinks, which has this:
Do you know what? I'm not sure I've ever heard that before. And if you hadn't told me it was the Kinks, I might have thought it was AC/DC. It's great though!
The Swede found slim pickings in his own record collection this week. His only offering was a bit of a surprise too...
"'Never Be the Same Again' by Puressence features the lines '...you're feeling lots of pain again, December 28 again, your famous boxing day again...' December 28th? Boxing Day? What's that all about? Great song though."
Puressence!?! Blimey. It's been a while.
My immediate reaction to this was...
And then, along came Lynchie...
Bob Dylan - I Shall Be Free No. 10
Talkin' blues. I love talkin' blues.
Now before we go any further, here's a really uncool suggestion from my own hard-drive...
Styx - A.D. 1928
I put that there just so nobody would think twice about Rigid Digit's first offering this week...
Mötley Crüe - Bad Boy Boogie
"Other than that," he adds, "I need to invoke the "50 Words For Snow" card again...
Yes, you can always rely on Kate Bush for redemption.
Meanwhile, Alyson was in an existential mood this week...
"Alicia Keys has a song called 28 Thousand Days which is apparently the average lifespan so we should pack as much in as we can. Scarily I've had nearly 22,000 days already so I'd better get a wiggle on."
Don't worry, Alyson, you don't look a day over 21,999.
Finally, here's C...
"'22 Grand Job' by the Rakes, love that song and it's pure energy, and before it comes up again in 6 weeks' time for obvious reasons it could get a little preview here for the line
Shorter post than usual this week because Douglas was on holiday. Let's scrape the bottom of my barrel before we get onto the serious contenders...
The Divine Comedy - The 28th of May
Little Jackie - 28 Butts
The Boomtown Rats - Nothing Happened Today
Nice try, Eddie, but I was always a Marvel boy myself.
The Velvet Underground - Velvet Nursery Rhyme
Which is really just a live "meet the band" thing from the Velvets 1993 reunion - 28 years later.
OK. This week's runner-up then.
The Gaslight Anthem - Meet Me By The River's Edge
The one where they wear their Bruce influence on their sleeves. I felt sure that would be the winner...
Until C came up with this one. Genius! Well done, C.
27? I think I know what Martin will choose. What about the rest of you?
Thursday, 25 October 2012
My Top Ten James Bond Themes
Apparently there's a new James Bond film out this week. I know, I wish they'd spend a little more money promoting it too, it can be very easy for low-budget films like this to slip through the cracks and not find their audience at the multiplex. Still, if you can't find a cinema in your local area that's taking a punt on it, here's a reminder of some of 007's greatest hits. I actually quite like Adele's new theme song... but not as much as these...
10. Jack White & Alicia Keys - Another Way To Die (from Quantum of Solace)
A little too derivative to be considered classic, but Jack White has a License To Kill.
9. a-ha - The Living Daylights
I never rated Timothy Dalton, he's probably my least favourite Bond (Lazenby might clinch it... were On Her Majesty's Secret Service not such a great film despite him). That whole "new man" thing was such an 80s blunder for a character like Bond. This was by far the best thing about The Living Daylights.
8. Rita Coolidge - All Time High (from Octopussy)
Written by John Barry (and Tim Rice), hence: ace. Even better: the Pulp cover version.
Speaking of Pulp, how much better would Tomorrow Never Dies have been if their theme tune had been chosen over Sheryl Crow's?
7. Shirley Bassey - Diamonds Are Forever
John Barry again, with Don Black on lyrics, and - of course - the immortal Dame Shirley on diamonds.
6. Nancy Sinatra - You Only Live Twice
So good, Robbie Williams stole its timeless intro for his second biggest hit. Barry again.
5. Paul McCartney & Wings - Live & Let Die
Possibly the first Bond film I ever saw, so Roger Moore and his eyebrows were officially MY Bond... as a kid, at least. I like Macca's original, but I do prefer Axl's sneering cover. It's just so nasty.
4. Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger
Barry, Bassey... and a young Jimmy Page on guitar. Or so legend has it.
3. Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World (from On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
Whenever I'm stuck behind a car driving at 20 miles an hour, I call the driver a 'Louis'. Well, it's better than some of the words I might choose.
As mentioned previously, though I don't particularly rate Lazenby, OHMSS has possibly the best Bond plot ever. That final scene is just a killer. And this - John Barry and Hal David... well, nobody does it better.
Or do they...?
2. Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better (from The Spy Who Loved Me)
Written by Marvin Hamlisch and Carol Bayer Sager (of You're Moving Out Today fame), this is the song that most says Bond to me... well, apart from our far too obvious Number One. (Aimee Mann does a lovely cover too.)
1. John Barry - The James Bond Theme
Not the Moby version, the David Arnold version or the one where some idiot decided it might be a good idea to let random tone-deaf Irish egomaniacs with a God Complex have a go. The original... and still the best.
Those were my best Bonds... but which is your Nobody Does It Better?























