Friday, 8 May 2026
Fun Fact Friday #7: Friday Is For Phobias
Thursday, 29 January 2026
Cover Me Thursday #20: The Man Comes Around
I stumbled across the cover version below recently. It was released late last year - I'm guessing it was an outtake from the More sessions and in days gone by would probably have been a B-side. Not that such things still exist.
I'm sure Jarvis would be the first to tell you that his version can't really compete with the original, one of the last songs Johnny Cash wrote before his death in 2003. Johnny's version is suitably apocalyptic, but Pulp make it their own, particularly towards the end when it starts to sound like a twisted cousin of Running The World.
Sunday, 11 January 2026
Snapshots #430: Underwear Songs!
Heidi Hi, campers!
Welcome back to this week's Snapshots –
songs about underwear! Ms. Klum is famous for walking about in her skivvies,
though she did agree to keep her kit on for propriety’s sake. It was either her
or Biggie Smalls…
15. Crazy, Hippy Lit.
Crazy Chick was a song by Charlotte Church. Hippychick by Soho. And Chick Lit by We Are Scientists.
The
Chicks - Tights On My Boat
14. Tanya Donnelly. (Donelly. Donnelly. Donnelly.)
Tanya Donnelly was the lead singer of Belly. (Belly. Belly. Belly.)
Echobelly
- Pantyhose and Roses
13. It’s not unusual to be a very patient man.
Tom
Waits - Pasties And A G-String
12. Chinese troops in a skirmish.
“Chinese troops” was an anagram.
Stereophonics
- More Life In A Tramp’s Vest
11. When it comes to not throwing stones, these guys are the rulers.
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones… but imagine
you lived in a Crystal Castle?
Crystal
Castles - Through The Hosiery
10. Sounds like a Yes Man to me.
His namesake is Jon Anderson from Yes.
John
Anderson - Do You Have a Garter Belt?
Think this was originally a Tony Joe White tune, but Tony
appears here regularly.
9. Show me to my seat.
8. Dado, shags Patti.
Da do Ron Ron… Sex with (Patti) Smith.
7. It takes a bright man to be captain of the England cricket team.
Sarah Brightman and Michael Vaughan.
Sarah
Vaughan – Shiny Stockings
6. Needs ironing out.
The
Kinks - Mick Avory's Underpants
Yeah, OK, it’s only an instrumental – but you find a song
with underpants in the title!
5. Most stories contain one - Add Me On Snapchat!
Most sTORIes. The Snapchat thing is an acronym that the
young people use. Apparently.
Tori
Amos - The Power of Orange Knickers
4. May, Kennedy and Wilson, like the cattle.
Three Bri/yans and Highland Cattle.
Bryan
Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Just be glad I didn’t choose the Timmy Mallett version.
3. Brown, South and Jackson get in the ring.
Three Joes, boxing.
2. Frank takes a Scottish wife, in hashtags and angel eyes.
Frankenstein wanted a Bride, though he wasn’t fussed whether
she was a Mc.
In hASHtags and angeLEYes.
Ashley
McBryde, Caylee Hammack, Pillbox Patti - Brenda Put Your Bra On
And yes, Ashley has some help on that track… but how long do
you want my clues to get?
1. REM's 11th album gets a mixed response.
REM’s 11th was the LP UP. Anagram!
Pulp - Underwear
Monday, 29 December 2025
My Top 25 of 2025 #7
Monday, 22 September 2025
Mid-Life Crisis Songs #130: Grown Ups
Friday, 5 September 2025
Emergency Questions #11: Heavenly Age
Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?
Summer's over and the time is right to bring back some of the ongoing series I abandoned just prior to my holiday from teaching (aka the Exhaustion Weeks). It's a cliché that I go back to work for a rest, but...
Kevin Rowland - Age Can't Wither You
As usual, I'm stealing another query from Richard Herring's book EMERGENCY QUESTIONS and trying to answer it with added songs. Here's today's question...
What age would you like to be when you get to heaven, presuming there is a heaven and you get to choose what age you'll be when you're up there?
Ernest Tubb - It's The Age That Makes The Difference
Putting aside whether or not we believe in any kind of afterlife, this is a thought-provoking question. If we're lucky enough to live to an old age, we wouldn't want to be stuck at that age, for eternity, with all the frailties, disabilities and marble loss that might come with it. We'd want to be young and strong and ready to take best advantage of our nirvana...
Would we want then to spend immortality reliving the "best years of our lives"? Oh, to be 16 again...
Hello Saferide - X Telling Me About The Loss Of Something Dear, At Age 16
No thank you very much. I wouldn't mind going back and reliving a good day of my adolescence, safe in the knowledge that I could return to where I am right now before the bad days kick in. Because I did have a good many bad days as a teenager, days of self-doubt, embarrassment, humiliation days and crushing loneliness.
What about my twenties then? When I was a bit more grown up? And even more messed up...
Pet Shop Boys - Twenty Something
Probably not.
In my thirties, maybe then I finally got a handle on this thing called life... though I still didn't feel like a proper grown-up. (Still don't.)
In answer to Rich's question then, I'd probably choose to be mid-30s. Some time just before I fell down the stairs and broke my arm, also causing a slipped disc in my back which still bothers me today. Some time before the aches and pains set in...
Willie Nelson - Don't Be Ashamed Of Your Age
Department S - Age ConcernWednesday, 30 April 2025
Teacher Songs #3: A Right Sod...
Monday, 14 April 2025
Listening Post #29: 2025 is hotting up...
Sunday, 19 January 2025
Snapshots #379 - A Top Twelve Songs About Different Times Of The Day
What's your favourite time of day?
Whatever your answer, we've got a song for it...
12. Make a liar out of a graduate director.
The director of The Graduate was Mike Nichols. He didn't direct Billy Liar.
11. Baseball playing nun.
Swing Out Sister - Twilight World
10. Join the Anti-RAF ranks and fight for a less confused world!
"Anti-RAF ranks" was an obvious anagram...
Frank Sinatra - In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning
9. Carpenter bonds with fifth.
Karen Carpenter meets the 5th Bond... Timothy Dalton. (For those of you who thought Dalton was the fourth Bond... you forgot David Niven.)
Karen Dalton - In The Evening (It's So Hard To Tell Who's Going To Love You The Best)
8. Leaders of the Funky Bunch split up.
Markey Mark was the leader of the Funky Bunch. I'm sure you knew that.
Or you could have had...
7. A hunting rifle.
6. Majors, Frank, Los Angeles, one laugh, three quarters of a vase.
Damn hard to come up with a clue for her, but... Lee (Majors), Anne (Frank), LA, HA!, Vas-.
5. Visit the Taylor & Womack Cleansing Spa.
Let James (Taylor) and Bobby (Womack) Purify you...
James & Bobby Purify - Morning Glory
You'll be wanting a nickel back.
3. Nirvana play one's opus.
Nirvana is heaven. Our #1 act today sang Opus 17.
2. Throwaway storytelling.
Pulp fiction...
1. Artichokes, tomatoes and basil, mushrooms, ham and olives.
All the ingredients of a quattro stagioni... or a four seasons pizza.
I would have allowed...
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - Dawn
But the real #1 answer is this...
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - The Night
Monday, 28 October 2024
Snapshots Spillover: More Halloween Horror Films
I do like a good horror film.
I also like a bad horror film.
Generally, I just like horror films.
While my tolerance for many other movie genres has waned over the years, I've never grown out of the thrill of watching horror films. And I hope I never do.
For Halloween week, I figured I'd share as many songs connected to horror films as I could find...
I also thought Smile was pretty good, though a lot of true horror fans seemed to think it wasn't quite enough...
There are lots of songs called Smile. Here's the most obscure one I could find in my hard-drive...
One of the best British horror films of the last 20 years (actually, it's almost 20 years old... which just seems wrong) was The Descent. Great ending, though that was slightly undone by the unnecessary sequel...
I like films where the baddies wear creepy masks and you can't see their faces. The original Strangers movie was a pretty scary movie back in 2008, but like a lot of horror films, its impact has been diluted by too many unnecessary sequels...
I'll have more of these later in the week, but we'll close today with a movie that already featured in this week's Snapshots, when I included a song by The Mock Turtles... largely because they were harder to identify than Jarvis & Pulp would have been.
And while I think the original version of The Wicker Man is untouchable, I also have a soft spot for the gonzo 2006 remake starring Nicolas Cage. NOT THE BEES!
I refer you back to my opening comment: I also like a bad horror film.
Pulp's Wickerman is from their final, unjustly overlooked, album, We Love Life. Produced by Scott Walker, it's Jarvis at his best...
Thursday, 11 April 2024
The United Kingdom Of Song #41: Leeds
Sunday, 7 January 2024
Snapshots #326: A Top 15 Songs Celebrating Different Musical Genres
15. Lost your job? These guys can help you out financially.
14. $6,000,000 Steve goes to Skywalker Ranch.
Steve Austin was the $6,000,000 Man. George Lucas owns the Skywalker Ranch.
13. A good thing, used by one of the gentlemen mentioned above.
Luke Skywalker used The Force.
Positive Force - We Got The Funk
12. Good at advising you how to put one foot in front of the other.
They taught us how to Walk This Way.
11. What's on the other side?
10. Carolyne hurt by a muddle.
"Carolyne hurt" is an anagram...
Arthur Conley - Sweet Soul Music
9. A friend of Allan Clarke.
Allan Clarke was in the Hollies. This was his buddy.
8. Open All Hours.
Cornershop - Born Disco, Died Heavy Metal
7. Ghosts, demons, black magic...
The Supernaturals - Country Music
6. Could be Green, Poison or Broken.
The Arrows - I Love Rock n Roll
5. Tyne Henchmen Abound.
Anagram!
Echo & The Bunnymen - All That Jazz
4. Winnie's glue gun.
Pooh... sticks.
The Pooh Sticks - Indie Pop Ain't Noise Pollution
3. The capital of Manchester.
M is the capital letter of Manchester. This is Robin Scott, aka...
2. Just the job for me!
In case you didn't know it, I am an English Teacher.
1. A soggy mass.
Pulp - Disco 2000


















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