Showing posts with label Jim Croce. Show all posts
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Sunday, 15 June 2025

Snapshots #400: Eponymous Songs (Volume 2)


Back in July 2021, we did an edition of Snapshots about song titles which featured the name of the singer or band performing them. It was high time for a sequel...


20. Like a Sonic Youth offshoot. 

Ciccone Youth was a side-project of Sonic Youth. This is Louise Ciccone, first name...

Madonna - Bitch, I'm Madonna

19. At His Majesty's pleasure...

Fun Lovin' Criminals - The Fun Lovin' Criminal

18. Mulligan's paddy wagon.

Carey Mulligan in a black mariah...

Mariah Carey - Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse 

Not actually a song, but that might make it a better listen.

17. Scritti & Doris.

Scritti Politti was led by Green Gartside. Doris Day.

Green Day - Green Day

16. Chronic Youth.

His most famous album was The Chronic.

Dr Dre - Still DRE

15. Neither atheists not agnostics.

They were definitely Believers. And Daydream Believers.

(I know, they'd lost their heads on that day.)

The Monkees - Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees

14. If it's too late for goodbye, how will you bear up?

How will Julian (Lennon) cope?

Julian Cope - Julian H. Cope

13. Bristow, abbreviated... and a junior griffin.

Eric B(ristow) and William Michael Griffin Jr...

Eric B. & Rakim - Eric B. Is President 

Well, he couldn't do a worse job that the current guy.

12. Betty's last word.

Boop-boo-be-doop.

Doop - Doop

Don't listen to that. Just don't.

11. Hilarious, in her later years.

She would grow up to be a Funny Girl.

Barbra Streisand - My Name Is Barbra

10. A resident and a nadir.

A tennant and a low...

Pet Shop Boys - We're the Pet Shop Boys

9. The Cure singing Sugar Sugar.

Gothic Archies - We Are The Gothic Archies

8. Parliamentary subdivision. 

Funkadelic were another of George Clinton's backing bands gone rogue...

Funkadelic - Mommy, What's a Funkadelic

7. Financial aid for US loos.

(Linda Thompson featuring) John Grant - John Grant

Linda wrote a song about John for her latest album. As she can't singer herself anymore, she got John to sing it. 

6. Sobule + Nugent + 7.

Jill (Sobule) + Ted (Nugent) + John (Grant).

Jilted John - Jilted John

5. 6 & 7, as helpless as a kitten up a tree, Dad.

Two Johns, "as helpless as a kitten up a tree" is from Misty, Dad is Father.

Father John Misty - The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apt.

FJM's real name is Josh Tillman.

4. Top Gear.

Motorhead - Motorhead

3. Smelly squat.

B.O. + Diddley Squat.

Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley

2. Me: Chico Jr. But I may be wrong.

"Me: Chico Jr." was an anagram.

Jim Croce - You Don’t Mess Around With Jim

1. Albert Buster Caspian.


Prince Albert, Prince Buster, Prince Caspian...

1. Prince - My Name Is Prince

Ironically, when this record was released, he stopped calling himself Prince. But he was still funky...


Do we really a Snapshots #401? Maybe it's time to let you have your Saturday mornings back...

Sunday, 5 May 2024

Snapshots #342: A Top Twelve Star Wars Songs


Yesterday was May 4th - Star Wars Day. (Because: May The 4th Be With You. Don't blame me. I didn't come up with that.) Did you need The Force to crack these clues...?

12. Flaming satellite. 

Named after a Russian street gang, the "sigue sigue" meaning "burn burn"...

Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Albinoni vs. Star Wars, Pt. 1 & 2

11. Sadomasochism for the Original Gangsters.

S&M for the OGs...

Smog - I Am Star Wars!

10. Armenian butcher.

Their name means "butcher" in Armenian, apparently...

Kasabian - Empire

9. Odd LA back-up. 

Odd is Weird, LA backwards is AL...

Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda

(Sung to the tune of Lola, naturally.)

8. Twice as bright.

Neon Neon - I Told Her On Alderaan

Alderaan was Princess Leia's home planet... but you knew that.

Neon Neon features Gruff Rhys of the Super Furry Animals.

7. Greasy lady found in Falkirk.

The lady in Grease is Sandy. Denny is a town in Falkirk. Han was Solo.

Sandy Denny - Solo

6. Home security camera rotates more than half way. 

I've got Blink security cameras on Top Ten Towers, in case you were thinking of coming round to steal my CD collection. If you rotate something through half a turn, that's 180 degrees. Just over that would be...

Blink 182 - A New Hope

5. Don't mess.

Don't Mess With Jim!

Jim Croce - A Long Time Ago

...in a galaxy far, far away.

4. Female warrior and bright star. 

Bellatrix is both of the above.

Bellatrix - Jedi Wannabe

3. What Johnny used for small payments.

Johnny raids the Petty Cash.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Rebels

2. On yer bike, Nicole Kidman!

Nicole Kidman's second film role, way back in 1983, was in the movie BMX Bandits.

BMX Bandits - Star Wars

1. The genuine article.

The Real Thing - Can You Feel The Force?


Snapshots will be back next Saturday. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Sunday, 16 May 2021

Snapshots #189: A Top Ten Bottle Songs


Ah, my old friend, Jack. So long parted.... 20 years since we spent any real time together. Not that I think you'd do me any good if you and I were still together. Not right now, anyway.

Sigh. Bottled up answers to follow...


10. 5-0.

As in Hawaii 5-0...

The Police - Message In A Bottle

9. Ian's geriatric haul.

Anagram!

Christina Aguilera - Message In A Bottle

8. Sounds like the paintings of an old crone.

Hag art!

Merle Haggard - Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

7. Conversational measurement of power.

Ben has conversations.

Power is measured in watts.

Ben Watt - Empty Bottles

6. There's no I, so don't stop.

There's no I in team!

The Go-Team - Bottle Rocket

5. The Man From Mississippi... honey.

The Man From Uncle.

Tupelo Honey, from Mississippi.

Uncle Tupelo - Whiskey Bottle

4. The first martyr was French.

Saint Etienne was the first martyr. Google it.

Saint Etienne - Milk Bottle Symphony

3. Ah, inflated Julia: III.

Anagram (rather an easy one)!

Juliana Hatfield Three - Spin The Bottle

2. Knitting in the exercise room.

Crochet in the gym.

Jim Croche - Time In A Bottle

1. I am not in heroin, neither is the White boy.


Take the I from heroin and you're left with Heron.

Jack White's boy would be Jack's son.



As long as I don't bottle it (pun stolen from CC), Saturday Snapshots will return next week...



Thursday, 17 September 2020

My Top Ten Radio Shows (Right Now)


"I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights..."

It's a cheesy old line, but Roger Taylor was onto something there. I've always listened to night time radio to help me through the long lonely hours, to stop my mind racing at 3am, to take comfort from music and a friendly voice.

A few years back though, radio was supplanted by streaming. Although there were a couple of shows I listened to, I found myself losing interest in a lot of night time radio (or my favourite old shows were one by one taken off the air and replaced by bland, airbrushed blah... i.e. Radio 2 over the past five to ten years.

Night time radio's a tricky one, because it can't be too loud. I loved Peel, but rarely listened to his show to calm my troubled mind or help me get to sleep. Because you never knew when he was going to play some screeching unlistenable toss to shake you out of your slumbers.

Recently, and largely due to the increased anxiety of these uncertain times, I've listened to a lot more radio. These are my favourite shows right now to keep me company through the wee small hours. Thanks to BBC Sounds (the iPlayer was better, but... progress), I can listen to any of these whenever I want. The majority are on the BBC purely because I can't listen to commercial radio. Don't even start me on the sorry state of that medium. I worked in it for 25 years and it breaks my heart what they've done to it. Besides, there's nothing relaxing about your late night radio being interrupted by an ad break. Take it from one who used to write the bloody things.

I record these here for posterity, for my own memories, to remind me of what gets me through the nights, as Mick used to sing. A sample track is given for each.


10. Gimme Country Radio

 Only just discovered this because Chuck Prophet is one of the DJs. Free streaming country music. If you like that sort of thing. Which I increasingly do.

Leon Russell - Jambalaya

9. Radcliffe & Maconie

Only at number 9 because I don't really listen to them at night time. I do catch up with them on a weekend morning though, comfy as an old pair of slippers. Back in the day, Radcliffe meant as much to me as Peel did to an earlier generation. I'm glad he's still doing what he does best: wittering on the wireless. And Sam has liked Stuart Maconie ever since he won on Richard Osman's House of Games.

Nice to hear this on the radio last weekend.

Cinerama - Dance, Girl, Dance 

8. Ralph McLean

Stumbled across Ralph on BBC Radio Ulster and got rather addicted to his Country and Rock & Soul shows. Only an hour and a half (they've cut him down recently, which is a shame) but he's a similar age to me and even more addicted to music. Often does themed shows - last week he did 90 minutes of Otis Redding and other people singing Otis's songs. It was a bloody good listen.

Otis Redding - Hard To Handle

7. Huey Morgan

Huey's early Saturday morning Radio 2 show is still an essential download. They took it off the air for a few months during lockdown and I really missed it. It's not as good as it used to be when he was on at 3am, or even midnight, and you can tell he's toned his act down in recent years to keep the Radio 2 bosses happy. But he's still a good radio friend, even though he breaks the "talking directly to you" DJ rule by continually addressing his listeners as "ladies and gentlemen". His 6Music show is also a good listen, but too loud for nights. His favourite Queen song is Dragon Attack and he plays it every three weeks or so. It's not one I care for that much, but I like that he gets away with it. Plus it's the place I first heard this beauty...

The Good Rats - Advertisement In The Voice

6. Roddy Hart

On Radio Scotland - which is basically what Radio 2 should be, and confirms for me once again that I have far more in common with my Scottish pals than many of my own countrymen. Roddy is a singer songwriter in his own right (he's played with Kris Kristofferson, so credit where it's due) and that's his bag on the radio. He likes a lot of the same obscure indie songwriters I dig, and has introduced me to a few new ones. Always worth dipping into.

Bill Callahan - Pigeons

5. Iain Anderson

The king of late night Scottish radio, though I never knew him when he was at his peak. Glad to have discovered him in the last few years though. Radio like it used to be. Plus his lyric quiz frequently gets me wracking my brains. I used to think I was pretty good with spotting lyrics...

Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim

4. Guy Garvey's Finest Hour

Laidback Sunday afternoons, and the only 6music show that doesn't try too hard to be hip. Guy's natural northern delivery really does feel like a friend chatting to you in the pub. Now with added Simon Armitage, so what's not to love? (As Radcliffe always says.)

Tiny Ruins - Me At The Museum, You At The Winter Gardens

3. Bruce Springsteen - From My Home To Yours

Already covered here. Basically my dream radio show.

Childish Gambino - This Is America

2. Another Country With Ricky Ross

I used to get pissed off with pop stars becoming radio hosts... almost as though they were doing professional DJs out of their jobs. Thankfully, pop stars are now doing a great job of saving radio... and they generally get left alone to play what they want rather than having to conform to the shackles of playlists like Rex Bob Lowenstein did.

Anyway, Ricky Ross. The bloke out of Deacon Blue. Turns out he loooooves country music. And he knows how to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Blaze Foley - Clay Pigeons

1. Natasha Raskin-Sharp

If you'd told me a few years ago that my favourite radio show would be presented by a woman from TV's Bargain Hunt, I'd have laughed in your face. But I am addicted to Natasha's Thursday evening Radio Scotland show... I usually listen to it on Friday and Saturday nights and to say it's a highlight of my week is really no overstatement.

I'm not sure I can explain why. Natasha is a good 15 years younger than me, unlike most of the presenters above who are either my age or older. And unlike a lot of the shows above, I reckon I usually know between 30 and 50% of the songs she plays. But no other presenter I can think of captures the eclecticism of Peel (without the loud bits - so perfect for my ageing ears), moving effortlessly from Television to Chicken Shack, Yo La Tengo to Can, Dawn Penn to Devo. I never know what she's going to play next, only that I'll like it. This is what radio should be. Long may she reign, the Queen of (my) late night radio...




Guest Post Thursday will return soon... otherwise, you might have to put up with more of this waffle.

You know what to do.




Tuesday, 9 June 2020

Hot 100 #5


I know a lot of people found the joke of the Ben Folds Five - that there were only three of them - to be rather smug, but they're still my favourite band with a Five in their name... yes, I like them even more than 5ive.

Ben Folds Five - Underground

There were loads of other Five bands though, including...

Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five - The Message

The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back

Dave Clark Five - Glad All Over

The MC5 - Kick Out The Jams

5 Seconds of Summer - She Looks So Perfect

Five Thirty - 13th Disciple

(Should have had that 8 posts ago!)

Five Man Electrical Band - Werewolf

(That's bloody excellent if you've never heard it before.)

Pizzicato Five - Twiggy Twiggy

Fiver - Horse Pill Vector

The Jive Five - My True Story

The Five Breezes - My Buddy Blues

The Five Stairsteps - Ooh Child

Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything

Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five - Caladonia

Five Go Down To The Sleep - The Glee Club

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

Tape Five - Geraldine's Routine

The Phantom Five - She's Not

And a very different band with the same name...

The Phantom Five - Graveyard

The Five Teenbeats - Time To Rock

The Berkley Five - You're Gonna Cry

5 Chinese Brothers - Let's Kill Saturday Night

The Five Discs - My Baby Loves Me

Five For Fighting - Superman

Brendan Croker and the 5 O`Clock Shadows - No Money At All

Funboy Five - Life After Death

The Five Satins - In The Still Of The Night

The Count Five - Psychotic Reaction

The Five Quails - It's Been A Long Time

The 5th Dimension - Age Of Aquarius

And, of course...

Five Star - Rain Or Shine

(Sorry, Martin.)

Oh, and this from Lynchie...

The best ever band with 5 in their name is "Five Hand Reel".

If this disnae stir the blood, yer deid!

Five Hand Reel - Haughs O Cromdale

Sad to say, every one of those can be found in my hard-drive (except Five Hand Reel, I'm afraid). That's what I was doing while the rest of the male population were out drinking beer, watching football and meeting girls.

"But what about the Five songs?" I heard nobody cry.

Over to Swiss Adam to kick us off this week...

The Third Bardot - 5 Years Ahead Of My Time

Iggy Pop - 5' 1"

I'm pretty sure someone has pointed this out before. It may even have been you. Super Hans! And that is a fantastic video.

Stockholm Monsters - Five o 'Clock

The Jam - Just Who Is the 5 O'Clock Hero?

The early birds certainly gets the pick of the juiciest worms, don't they?

Mazzy Star - Five String Serenade

The Belbury Circle - Cloudburst Five

Onto Charity Chic...

Louis Jordan - Five Guys Named Mo

That really makes me smile. And it takes a lot to do that these days.

Nanci Griffith - Love at the Five and Dime

I didn't think you liked Nanci Griffith. Is that for Mrs. Charity Chic?

David Bowie - Five Years (potential winner)

It'd certainly be up there with Iggy, Weller & Louis.

John Medd put all his chips on one track this week...

Martin Taylor - Five-Oh

That is a lovely reinterpretation. Although nothing beats the original for me.

Then came C, with a very telling observation...

Five Minutes or Five Years feel about the same at the moment so my first thoughts are Stranglers and Bowie.

The Stranglers - Five Minutes 

But, wait, there's more!

The Vogues: Five O'Clock World

and Dave Brubeck Quartet: Take Five

Thank you, C. We'll come back to you later...

Here comes Lynchie...

Tom Waits or The Eagles - Ol' 55

I think you can probably work out for yourself why I'm not allowing that one. Not just because it already featured here in Week 55, but because if I started allowing every mention of a 5 as part of a bigger number, not only would that contravene the Tom Robinson Rule, it would also mean revisiting every song we featured in Week #15, #25, #35, #45, all the 50s, etc. etc. etc. My brain just melted at the very prospect.

Oh damnation - Just realised that the Tom Waits song is 55 so we've probably done that one. And suppose Manfred Mann's "5-4-3-2-1" is no use. *sigh*

Thank you.

The Andrews Sisters - Mister Five by Five

That's more like it. Although there's something rather disturbing about the character described therein... and it probably contravenes all kinds of size-ist PC rules these days.

And then came Martin...

The Jam's gone already, so's (one) Bowie. So...

Lenny Kravitz - 5 More Days 'Til Summer 

I never really got Lenny Kravitz.

Gene Vincent - Five Days, Five Days

Christine and the Queens - 5 Dollars

Beck - High 5

Jeff Beck - Five Feet of Lovin'

Tricky feat. Cyndi Lauper - Five Days

David Bowie - When I'm Five (tbh, not as good as Five Years)

No. I kinda like it though.

Ziggy Marley - Five Days A Year

Cocteau Twins - Five Ten Fiftyfold

Tom Robinson Rule.

Hang on, Lynchie's back...

Natalie Cole - 5 Minutes Away

Sesame Street - Five People in My Family

We have a winner. (Maybe in a couple of weeks.)

Also back for a second go - Swiss Adam...

The Stone Roses - Full Fathom Five for some psychedelic backwards nonsense...

I am now worshipping the devil.

Also Minutemen - Take 5, D

That's great.

Time for Alyson...

I wrote about bands with 5 in their title a while back when I published my 101st post - as has been pointed out around here before (by George I think) the binary number 101 equates to the decimal number 5 so the 101ers could be a contender. 

I don't understand binary because I'm not a robot. These guys seem to understand it though...

Flight of the Conchords - Robots

Lots of binary code in there.

Wait, Alyson's not done yet... she has some songs too!

McFly - 5 Colours In Her Hair (one of DD's old favourites)

I have a lot of time for McFly.

Everything But The Girl - Five Fathoms

My personal favourite is this one although it won't qualify I'm sure - George was at his best here and it made for a memorable performance shared many times in the aftermath of his death.

George Michael and Queen with Lisa Stansfield - Five Live

Well, no, because that's the name of the EP, not a song. Great performance though.

Over to Dubai now, for our weekly visit with Jim...

The Blessing - Highway 5

I had that on 7".

The Luniz - I Got 5 on It

Forgotten all about that!

Presidents of The USA - Mach 5

Inspiral Carpets - Saturn 5

Martin gave that an extra vote.

Noah & The Whale - 5 Year Time

Serious contender.

Kirk Lake / Jaques - Five Finger Discount

Ooh. That deserves further investigation.

Adam & The Ants - Five Guns West

Ada & The Ants - Magnificent 5

(Jim's typo left in, because I love the idea of a tribute band called Ada & The Ants. They're all grannies, of course.)

Reverend Horton Heat - Five O Ford

Les Georges Leningrand - George 5 (First time i heard this song it was on quite loud at home, came on a Rough Trade CD, i had to turn it down as i was worried i would scare the neighbours. It is one of the strangest songs i have ever heard but i love it, took a few listens though).

All I could find, Jim, was this...

Les Georges Leningrad - George IV

...but if that's it, you're welcome to resubmit it next week.

Over to Rigid Digit...

Avoiding all the good ones I already had on my little list:

David Gilmour - 5AM

Live at Pompeii. From the middle of a volcano. Why do people call Pink Floyd pretentious?

Yes - Five% Of Nothing

Speaking of pretentious... that's only 37 seconds long, but you'll want them back.

Judge Dread - Big Five

Sadly not the one from 2000AD.

It was looking like Rigid Digit was definitely going for this week's booby prize... until he unearthed this little gem. An absolute cracker. I liked it so much, I wrote a short story with the same title.

Alan Jackson (featuring Jimmy Buffett) - It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

Tom Robinson Rule?

Doors - Five To One

Arctic Monkeys - Four Out Of Five

Flagrant abuse of the rules there, RD. Watch out, Charity Chic will start comparing you to Dominic Cummings if you're not careful. Speak of the devil (CC, not DC, thankfully), here he is again...

Johnny Cash - Five Feet High and Rising

Classic.

Tim Carroll - Five Year Town

Not bad at all.

Time to pop over to Douglas in Canada, who starts off with another belter from the Man In Black...

Johnny Cash - Five Minutes To Live

Before going on to protest that ultra-contentious rule himself...

I can't believe that Mattiel's "Fives and Tens" would fall afoul of the Tom Robinson Rule?

Well, it does. But I do like Mattiel (certainly more than Dave Gilmour or Judge Dread), so...

Mattiel - Fives And Tens

Or what of "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)", which since its penning in 1914 just about everyone has covered, but for the sake of argument here let's suggest Dean Martin's version as well as Guy Lombardo's. Not sure which of those two version my dad had in mind as he went about the house singing it throughout my childhood...

Dean Martin - Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)

I think that might just scrape in. Particularly as it gives CC the chance to add...

Scottish football fans used to sing "Six foot two,eyes of blu; Big Jim Holton's after you" about a nonsense centre half.

Next up is Brian, who has his eyes on a couple of the week's big contenders, but also throws these two into the pot...

Elvis Costello and the Attractions - 5ive Gears in Reverse

Wonder if the band 5ive stole their name from that?

The Go-Betweens - Five Words

Can't go wrong there.

Well, I guess that's it for your suggestions this week.

Oh, wait, no... we saved the best for last! Her comes The Swede, who took his time this week...

Here are the results of my wanderings around the old external hard-drives scattered around this house:

Fridge - Five Combs

Fridge - Five Four Child Voice

Soft Machine - Sign of Five

Soft Machine - Spaced Five

Sleaford Mods - Stick in a Five and Go

Fire! - You Liked Me Five Minutes Ago

Serge Gainsbourg - Wake Me at Five

Roscoe Mitchell - Off Five Dark Six

Couldn't find that, so I'm calling Tom Robinson Rule.

Marianne Segal & Silver Jade - Five of Us

Grandpa Jones - Five String Banjo Boogie

Bob Dylan - Obviously Five Believers

Michael Gibbs - Five For England

Billy Joe Shaver - Old Five and Dimers Like Me

Menomena - Five Little Rooms

Saturday's Children - Deck Five

The Heliocentrics - The Five Thing

Bonnie Prince Billy - Jolly Five

Serge Gainsbourg - Five Easy Pisseues

Sadly, I didn't have time to listen to or comment on any of The Swede's suggestions this week, because it's already 8.30 on Monday evening and I've not had my tea yet. I'm sure they were all lovely. I'm also not going to spend too long scraping my own hard drive this week. But here's a few...

Georgia Satellites - Dan Takes Five

Jeff Klein - Five Good Reasons

The Pogues - Five Green Queens & Jean

REO Speedwagon - Five Men Were Killed Today

Gretchen Peters - Five Minutes

Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip - Five Minutes

Frank Sinatra - Five Minutes More

Jim Croce - Five Short Minutes

Flaming Lips - Five Stop Mother Superior Rain

The Long Blondes - Five Ways To End It

Dawes - Less Than Five Miles Away

Art Brut - Martin Kemp Welch Five A-Side Football Rules!

There were probably many more, down in the recesses, but I really want my tea now, so let's just call a winner, shall we?

Truth be told, I was really rather stuck between two of your fine suggestions.

Firstly this... which is pure Fun, Fun, Fun, as suggested by both Alyson and Brian...

Housemartins - Five Get Overexcited 

However, much as I love that, I'm going to have to plump for the one suggested by C and Swiss Adam this week, mainly because it was the first one I thought of. Yes, it's a cover version of a track mentioned earlier. Or, more accurately, it's two cover versions in one, since it segues effortlessly into Petula Clark's I Know A Place about halfway through... and that's one of the reasons I love it.

As cover versions go there, it manages that rare trick of being better than the original. I think it may well be one of the most exciting songs I've ever heard (I know, I'm delirious from lack of food, humour me).



OK... who's ready for a little four-play?

(Apologies for any typos this week. I had no time to proofread!)


Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Hot 100 #32


Apologies. I got two thirds of the way through this countdown before life got in the way. But I don't like leaving things unfinished, so the Hot 100 is back... maybe not every week, but whenever I get the time. Your suggestions, as always, are very welcome.

Wretch 32, pictured above, is a popular grime star, apparently. We used to have grime round these parts, then we got a new window cleaner.

Way back in July, George wondered whether the unsavoury lyrics in this oldie might make it unpalatable...

Robert Johnson - 32:20 Blues 

Far be it from me to let unsavoury lyrics spoil the day. And Lynchie seemed similarly undeterred, suggesting the Cowboys Junkies version...

The Cowboy Junkies - 32:20 Blues

And here's the Charlatans with the same song... but not The Charlatans you and I know, the Manc band fronted by Tim Burgess, no, this is the original Charlatans...

The Charlatans - 32:20 Blues

Speaking of 32 calibre weapons, Douglas came close to taking the title this week by suggesting one of my all-time favourites...

Jim Croce - Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

C went a different lyrical route, with this one from a band I only knew in passing. Some great guitar to be hear here though.

The Au Pairs - Armagh

You can ignore the 32
There are 32 women in Armagh jail
political prisoners here at home
the British state's got nothing to lose
It's a subject better left alone

The Swede was up next, with one that had made my shortlist

The House of Love - 32nd Floor

Alyson, meanwhile, dug up this rarity, ten streets away from fame...

Ronnie Lane - 32nd Street

While Martin was bang up to date with a tune from the latest Joe Jackson album, which I've not heard... but I might have to investigate further.

Joe Jackson - 32 Kisses

For a laugh, Martin also suggested this oldie-but-mouldie...

Mr. Mister - 32

And that was it for your suggestions. But what did my record collection throw up? Let's see if we can go even lower than Mr. Mister to start with, and climb up from there, shall we?

Genesis - The Chamber of 32 Doors

I do like Peter Gabriel, but... you have to draw the line somewhere.

What else?

Craic Haus - 32 Girls

No idea where that came from, but it's better than The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway.

The Mekons - 32 Weeks

That made me smile.

Ani DiFranco - 32 Flavors

I like that. From a CD I bought in a charity shop. Back when I could still find decent CDs in charity shops.

Van Morrison - Thirty Two

Not really a song, more a warm-up.

Finally, an obscure b-side...

REM - 32 Chord Song

But this week's winner was chosen by Rigid Digit, who found another old favourite of mine...



Coming soon: 31. I promise.


Tuesday, 30 April 2019

Hot 100 #42



No prizes for guessing that week 42 of our countdown would be illustrated by Level 42, though Walter did suggest Love Games as a less obvious song choice than Running With The Family or Lessons in Love.

Level 42 took their name from Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy in which an enormous supercomputer called Deep Thought took 7.5 million years to work out "the meaning of life, the universe and everything". The answer it came up with was 42.

The songs my own giant super-computer (i.e. you guys) came up with for the number 42 were as follows...

C kicked us off with a certain lady whose measurements were 42-39-56 (I never understood lady's measurements, but very little imagination is needed here)...

AC\DC - Whole Lotta Rosie

Next up was Lynchie, with a couple of suggestions I'd earmarked as potentials this week...

The Rolling Stones - Undercover of the Night  

Hear the screams from Centre 42
Loud enough to bust your brains out...

Johnny Cash - I Will Rock and Roll With You

A new sun risin' on the way we sing
And a world of weirdo's waitin' in the wings
But I love you and though I'm past 42
There are still a few things yet I didn't do
And baby I will rock and roll with you
(If I have to...)

That reminded me of another song about the age 42...

Stephen Duffy - Oh God

And at the time I was a young, young boy
Barely 42
I didn't know only love could break your heart
I didn't know what love could do

Now before we get onto the main theme of today's post, here's a few other random 42 songs my own library chucked up...

Gil Scott Heron & Brian Jackson - The Summer of '42

Sonny Carntyne - 42(A)

Coldplay - 42 (shh!)

Jens Lekman - Friday Night At The Drive-In Bingo

So this is what they do out here for fun?
They play bingo and let their engines run?
Tonight's jackpot is a pig, hey that's criminal!
G-42! Ooh, I'm going diagonal!

It was Alyson, however, who raised the issue of 42nd Street, so certain I wouldn't be making a stop there this week. As she says...
Of course I know it's not going to be your pick, but the song 42nd Street has been around for nearly ninety years and was written by Harry Warren, who has been mentioned often over at my place as he certainly was prolific, and wrote many of the songs covered by other artists over the decades (I Only Have Eyes For You a favourite of mine). Also the Ruby Keeler story is one that never goes away, it just gets updated for a new generation.
Although Alyson is correct that the original 42nd Street song won't be this week's selection, I did find a number of other songs that stopped off on that particular thoroughfare, including...

Johnny Cougar - Taxi Dancer

Well, I don't know how long or how far her fortune did take her
But I heard she sits alone, drunk in a bar down on 42nd Street
And sometimes an old butch will slip a quarter into the jukebox
And she'll stagger to the bar and dance with that girl for free

(That's very early in his career, before he added the Mellencamp and eventually dropped the Cougar altogether.)

Todd Rundgren - Heavy Metal Kids

It's like a normal Times Square day on 42nd Street
I feel like trashing some windows and crunching some feet
I watch society crumble and I just laugh
They soon will see what it's like to be the other half

Bob Dylan - Talkin WWIII Blues (missed you this week, Swede... I love Talkin' Blues songs)

Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun'
I got into the driver's seat
And I drove down 42nd Street
In my Cadillac
Good car to drive after a war

Janis Ian - 42nd Street Psycho Blues

But it was Rigid Digit who came up with the strongest 42nd Street contenders. First this...

Don McLean - Sister Fatima

The spirit of Fatima still rules the Earth
She knows your future, she knows what it's worth
Sister Fatima has God given powers
And on 42nd Street a shop that sells flowers
Is her palace come and be healed

And then this week's undisputed winner, a long-time favourite of mine. Why is it the winner? Because you don't mess around with Jim...

Uptown got it's hustlers
The bowery got it's bums
42nd street got big Jim walker
He's a pool shootin' son of a gun
Yeah, he big and dumb as a man can come
But he stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Jim "boss"


41 next week... More slim pickings? Over to you guys...

Sunday, 9 December 2018

Saturday Snapshots #62 - The Answers


Reach out and touch faith - it's your own personal answers to Saturday Snapshots. It was just A Question of Time.

Alyson took the Early Bird trophy this week, ably assisted by Chris, Charity Chic, Rigid Digit and a last minute save, all the way from Dubai (thanks, Jim). C took issue with the Siouxsie & The Banshees photo which turned out to be Siouxsie and a bunch of non-Banshees, for which I apologise... but it was the least recognisable Siouxsie photo I could find on the interweb. She has a pretty iconic look.

Even if you only got one of them right this week, remember... Everything Counts!

My explanations will be brief this week due to an impending visit from Ofsted. (Yes, they know check music blogs too. Not much chance of this one getting Outstanding.)


10. The search for Shatner with Gin prezzies.


Spizzenergi - Where's Captain Kirk?

9. Say Goodnight... but not to Car B... and get down with Gordon!


Irene Cara - Flashdance (What A Feeling)

8. This is a warning - keep away from men with hooked needles!


Jim Croce - Don't Mess Around With Jim

7. Charlie's cute royal sibling turns off the lights.


Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - I See A Darkness

6. Shelter from the bombs in a flower patch.



5. Occultists can't handle early mornings.



4. Ancient lines that connect donkey brays will guide us down the road this evening.



3. Native American wailing spirits play baby games.



 2. Sounds like Elvis's catfish has taken Nilsson's medicine with a buffet carrier. 


Elvis's catfish jumping on a pole was King Creole, Nilsson's medicine was Coconut, which sounds a bit like...


1. Not the First Noel, after the crash.





Just Can't Get Enough? Don't worry, Saturday Snapshots will be back next week. Until then... Enjoy The Silence!

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