If you've spent the weekend looking for Stranger Things... let me take away some of the mystery.
Here are ten Stranger songs...
10. Add cola to the temple.
Pepsi Cola and a Shirley Temple.
Specifically, a Dolly Mixture's Sister.
8. German invader.
The Saxons were a North Germanic people who invaded Britain a long time ago.
7. If uneven, sue the council.
Don't trip on the uneven pavement.
6. We Need To Talk About... Rock.
We Need To Talk About Kevin... and Ayers Rock.
5. Brick lake.
Anagram!
4. Pitchfork brandishers.
Villagers brandish pitchforks.
3. John Thomas Horatio.
John Thomas is a euphemism for Willie + Admiral Horatio Nelson.
2. Myth Cruise.
Anagram!
1. Mr. Benn meets Gordon.
Tony Benn + Gordon Bennett.
Tony Bennett - Stranger In Paradise
Don't be a stranger - come back next Saturday for more.
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