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Sunday, 8 February 2026

Snapshots #434: Well Done! Songs

Did you get them all right?

Well done! Congratulations! You ROCK!


15. Clio knew she was all wrong.

"Clio knew" was an anagram.

Nick Lowe - Awesome!

14. Enormously boring.

What a giant drag.

Giant Drag - Smashing!

13. What General Zod said to Jesus.

Kneel (before Zod), Christian!

Neil Christian - That's Nice!

12. Native American Confederacy mucking around in the studio.

Jay Kay apparently got his stage name by mix Jam (sessions) with the name of the Native American Iroquois people.

There are two good reasons why this is the first time he's appeared in this quiz. One is that it's very difficult to come up with a clue...

Jamiroquai - Alright!

11. Forecasters.

The Weather Prophets - Well Done, Sonny!

10. Joint. Room. Grease.

Elbow join, elbow room, elbow grease.

Elbow - Magnificent! (She Says)

9. Residents at Nick's gaff.

The Troggs - Hip Hip Hooray!

8. Pet Shop Boy who lives in a Van.

Neil Tennant & Van Morrison... but not.

Tennent and Morrison - Good For You!

7. Shout! If you want to become a cannibal.

Lulu wants to eat some flesh...

Flesh For Lulu - Way To Go!

6. JR rival, gone for a Burton.

In Dallas, JR's rival was Cliff Barnes. Mix him up with Richard Burton and you get...

Cliff Richard - Congratulations!

5. Glennis sighted - but it might be someone else.

"Glennis sighted" was an anagram.

Lightning Seeds - Marvellous!

4. Rose Bowlers.

The Rose Bowl stadium is in Pasadena... maybe Brian could have helped you with that one.

The Pasadenas - Tribute (Right On!)

3. I've been listening to your voice on the radio...

Lyrics from Pilot of the Airwaves...

Pilot - Magic!

2. Sounds like Jaki is in charge of the rowing team.

Jaki Graham becomes a Coxswain.

Graham Coxon - Spectacular!

1. AKA Erhart Flinn.


Anagram!

Aretha Franklin - Respect!

Bravo, everyone. 

More next week.



Sunday, 1 June 2025

Snapshots #398: Songs Named After Hitchcock Films


Good evening. My name is Alfred Hitchcock... and these are my films, set to music.


15. Insomniacs before a Beckham.

Not David or Victoria, but Brooklyn Beckham...

And these guys had no sleep till they met him.

The Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Anyone shouting at their computer, "but the Hitchcock film was Saboteur!" You're right. Saboteur was his 1942 movies, starring Robert Cummings, Priscilla Lane and Norman Lloyd. But six years prior to that, he also had a film called Sabotage, starring Sylvia Sidney, Oskar Homolka, and John Loder.

Thank you, Ghost of Barry Norman. 

14. Lacking substance or importance.

It's Immaterial - Rope

13. Unhappy aphrodisiacs at Heaven's Gate.

Heaven's Gate was a cult. 

Blue Oyster Cult - Dial M For Murder

12. Nick was a big fan of her movie band.

Nick Lowe loved the sound of breaking glass... which was the name of Hazel's band in the movie of the same name.

Hazel O'Connor - Rebecca

11. Can be good, but I was never any good at them.

Be a good sport, will you?

Sports - Strangers On A Train

Love that video, it's so 1980.

10. I'm with them.

"I'm with the band."

The Band - Stage Fright

9. Could she be a robot, then?

"Robot, then" was an anagram...

Beth Orton - Shadow Of A Doubt

8. Kojak's full name.

Kojak was Telly, so this must be...

Television - Torn Curtain

7. Accept no substitutes.

The Originals - Suspicion

6. Fancy a joint?

Elbow - The Birds

5. Ripper in a Jewish robe.

A kittel is a Jewish robe, worn by Jack...

Jack Kittel - Psycho

There are, of course, two other versions of this famous song... but they've both featured here before.

4. Aaaaah! -Z. Stranger town. 

A scream, Jay-Z and Hawkins, the town in Stranger Things. But I imagine the photo was enough...

Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Frenzy

3. Second person.

Second person stories are written about you. Second is also 2.

U2 - Vertigo

2. Basie & The Unisex Shoes... unpeel that one!

Anagram! (Obviously.)

Siouxsie & The Banshees - Spellbound

1. Duffy defected.

Their original singer was Stephen Duffy. He left, to be replaced by Le Bon.

Duran Duran - Notorious


Set your compass North by North West and it should steer you in the direction of more Snapshots next Saturday...

Wednesday, 4 October 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #109: Michael Gambon


The Singing Detective was one of the first "adult" TV shows I remember watching. I was 14 when it aired, and already interested in detective fiction and Raymond Chandler / Philip Marlowe, and in many ways this was not the show to scratch that itch. It was surreal, multi-layered and quite scary at times (although that appealed too, along with the occasional nudity... hey, the internet wouldn't be invented for another 10 years!). I remember being genuinely disturbed by the pain Michael Gambon's Marlowe felt in his hospital bed, as a result of his skin and bone disease (the same disease that Dennis Potter, the show's writer, had to deal with in real life). Because of Gambon's powerful performance, you really felt that pain. I can still feel it today, when I think back to that show. And that's the first thing I thought of when I heard of the actor's passing last week...


Guy Garvey's band Elbow took their name from a line in Dennis Potter's script in which Michael Gambon says that Elbow is the "loveliest word in the English language". Here's an Elbow song that I think Gambon would have approved of, particularly the line...

So yes, I guess I'm asking you
To back a horse that's good for glue
And nothing else


Of course, the news media reported Michael Gambon's death not in terms of Dennis Potter, but Harry. I did a quick lyric search on "Dumbledore" and found literally hundreds of mentions... but not one of them looked to be of any interest to a middle-aged man who has only ever watched one and a half Harry Potter films, especially as they were the ones with the late Richard Harris in, before Gambon took over his role. Just in case you're a Harry Potter fan, here's a band who appear to have only ever read JK Rowling, and no other authors...


Still, I already had the perfect closer for this post as soon as a teary-eyed HP-fan colleague informed me of Mr. Gambon's departure. Let's go back to the year 2000, when Chris T-T released his second album Panic Attack At Sainsbury's. A few months later, the track below emerged as a single... and it's proven a firm favourite ever since with its wanton and gleeful slaughtering of pop stars both great (Dylan) and not so great (Celine Dion). It also features the following verse, after which I could never take the Stereophonics seriously again...

All around Wales the bands are on fire
As the flames lick higher they run from their homes
Only took one match
To burn down Kelly Jones

(Although I do still like the song he's referencing there.)

But who is responsible for torturing and maiming the stars of popular music? Can you guess?

And it's Michael Gambon! It's Michael Gambon!
I saw his face!
Cleaning all the shit pop
From the human race!



Friday, 15 September 2023

Reasons To Be Cheerful (iii): Golfer's Elbow


Haven't done one of these for a while, but now seems an appropriate time...

1. Colder nights

After the unseasonably warm weather of the past week, during which I've been sleeping with just a sheet (and a fan in the bedroom!), it was good to feel the need to pull the duvet over me on Wednesday night. Autumn is my second favourite season (after Spring) and I'm looking forward to the nights drawing in, the leaves on the path, even the misty mornings. 

Where are the songs of spring? Ay, Where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too,—
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day,
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft
The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.

(John Keats - Ode To Autumn)



2. Golfer's Elbow

The good news is, I don't have Tennis Elbow. The slightly less good news is that I have "Golfer's Elbow". Like I have the time (or inclination) to play golf! Still, I'm taking my recent visit to the doctors as a win, and here's why... she couldn't find anything seriously wrong with me. I've had various health concerns over the summer besides the elbow (cramp in my jaw, a weird taste in my saliva, that thing on my back), but none of them appear to be of major concern. 

They hate me when I turn up at the local GP. I don't go very often, but when I do, I bring a list...




3. Micky Does Michael

This really shouldn't work. The last remaining Monkee is releasing an album of REM covers. Apparently he's a big fan, and REM were quite fond of his band too. But it really shouldn't work. 

However... if the first taste is anything to go by, this could be amazing. Dolenz has re-imagined REM's poppiest moment as though it were an out-take from Head. Now I love REM, and I don't feel the muso-snobbery towards Shiny Happy People that some fans do, but there's an argument to be made that Micky's version actually improves upon the original. I don't agree, but I'd readily listen to anyone who thought that way. Lovely stuff... 


Sunday, 19 September 2021

Snapshots #207: A Top Ten Mirror Songs


Mirror, mirror on the wall, which is the best Saturday morning photo-based pop music quiz of them all?

Really? Shucks.

10. Aloe needs one.

Aloe Blacc sang I Need A Dollar.

Dollar - Mirror Mirror

9. Cots & copies.

Cots are cribs. You can also crib someone else's answers.

The Cribs - Mirror Kissers

8. Western detectives come in all shades.


Pinkerton's Assorted Colours - Mirror Mirror

7. Aunt found in decrepit subject.

Aunt Sally in an old field (as in, "what's your field of study?")

Sally Oldfield - Mirrors

6. Beach Boy goes to work for NASA.

Mike Love goes to work with Rockets.

Love & Rockets - Mirror People

5. Mixed up coin in silky tube.

The mixed up COIN is NICO.

The silky tube is obvious.

The Velvet Underground & Nico - I'll Be Your Mirror

4. Difficult to distinguish from your arse.

You just can't tell your arse from your elbow, can you?

Elbow - Mirrorball

3. Good for drums, eggs and carpets.

They're all things you might beat.

The Beat - Mirror In The Bathroom

2. Advanced scrapple.

Scrapple is an early form of Meatloaf. Apparently.

Meat Loaf - Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are 

1. Founded in the year 2415 A.D.

This is where they got their name from.

The Human League - Mirror Man


More next Saturday...

Tuesday, 16 February 2021

Conversations With Ben #4: Small Claims Court

I'm not sure how we got onto the subject of Cars, other than that it's Sam's favourite film... 


Ben: I've not watched Cars as it has a very specific demographic compared to a lot of other Pixar films.

Rol: Yes. My son is the demographic and has been since he was 2. I keep hoping he'll grow out of it, but not yet...

How is planes?

And is there a boats?

Planes makes Cars look like Citizen Kane. They wisely stopped trying to diversify after that.

A mate of mine's brother in law worked for Pixar. He left with a massive pay off because he didn't get on with John Lasseter. He went off and did Ratatouille instead.

Actually, I just googled him and that might have been after he made Ratatouille.

A mate of mine's sister's aunt's mate worked on Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em and they said that really, mother's don't have them.

Yeah, fuck off. I had a Small Claims Court thing going on there and you ruined my moment.

Have I told you about the time Christopher Ecclestone was in the toilet cubicle next to mine?

No

That's an invitation to tell the story...

Did he do a big poo?

West Yorkshire Playhouse. He was on the phone to his agent. Discussing Doctor Who.

To show the age difference, I was interviewed by Richard McCourt (Dick of Dick and Dom fame) in year 6 for winning Sheffield reader of the year.

He said he liked my hair.

Alberto Balsam wetlook gel, spiked up.

I have no idea who Dick and Dom are.

But I had a lovely conversation with Nick Heyward once. Very nice man.

And spent ages talking to David Gedge when he was running his own merchandise stand at a Cinerama gig at the Leadmill.

If we're talking bands, Foals used to sleep on my friend's floor whenever they were in Sheffield and used to hang out with us in Sheffield. I know the drummer from Kevin Devine / Brand New's second drummer, and got drunk and got kicked out of three bars in Leeds with Cage The Elephant.

Louise has the best small claim. When she was little, David Prowse was opening a shop in Rochdale dressed as Darth Vader. He tweaked her nose and made her cry so Darth Vader had to apologise to her mum in his Cornish accent.

That is pretty good, actually.

That Black Country, New Road album has the potential to be the best album that will release this year.

It's one of those things where it almost annoys you just how much talent a young band can have.

Rol replies:


I listened to BCNR. I like the ones where they sound like Nick Cave or Fred Thomas. Less so the ones where they forget to sound like anyone. 

Ben replies:

That gif is genuinely disturbing.

It's like the anti Proof by I am Kloot video.

I'd never seen that video before. Now I'm wondering if that's what he was doing in the next cubicle...

It's a good video.

I like that no matter how much Guy Garvey tries, Elbow will always be the "commercial" one of the two bands that got successful.

And it tears him up. And I love that.

Leave Guy Garvey alone. He's a nice man and there aren't enough of them.

Whenever I feel guilty for all those years devoted to Morrissey, I comfort myself in the knowledge that I also like Guy Garvey.

Also check the muso snobbery that says anything commercial is automatically bad.

I bought three copies of Will Young's Leave Right Now to keep it in the charts.

It's just when people try and force a certain impression of themselves.

Guy Garvey is so concerned with trying to appear like he's intellectual, it's sad.

Hmm. Who do I know...?

I'm not biting.

Shame.

Tuesday, 24 March 2020

Hot 100 #15


A quieter week on the countdown than last week, thankfully, and the only band I could find with 15 in the name was the one above. I'm guessing they're Spanish, but beyond that.... no idea. Here's a tune from them anyway...

Grupo 15 - El Ole

Let's start with Lynchie, who straight away grabbed two of the most obvious choices. First this...

The Cure - 10:15 Saturday Night (The Peel session version!)

That's a pretty good version. Not heard that before. Here's the original to contrast...

The Cure - 10:15 Saturday Night

And then this...

The Who - 5.15 (Outta my brain on the train!)

Not surprised to find both Martin & C seconding those.

Martin carried on with these...

The Fall - 15 Ways (To Leave Your Man) 

The Beta Band - Number 15

ABC - 15 Storey Halo

David Bowie - 5.15 The Angels Have Gone

Hang on, Martin... Brian's got something to say about that one...

TVC 15. 'Nuff said.

David Bowie - TVC15

Although Brian did then self-correct...

Was just singing this to myself in bed this morning. "ONE-FIVE!" Boy, is my face red.

Apologies for the interruption, Martin. You carry on...

Taylor Swift - Fifteen 

Barry Manilow - Fifteen Minutes

...Christ, I'd better stop there...

Good decision. I'm not sure you can top the Bazzer Boogie.

Although I'm rather surprised you didn't suggest this one, Martin... considering it's one of your favourite bands, before they changed their name.

Sp!n - Fifteen Minutes

And even more surprised, you forgot this one...

Gene - Her Fifteen Years

Over to Jim in Dubai...

Tougher than I thought this week, here's all I have...

Wire - The 15th

Evripidis and his Tragedies - Fifteen Again

Standard Fare - Fifteen

That's cool. Thank you, Jim.

Over to Rigid Digit, who also nominated The Who and The Cure...

Radiohead - 15 Step

The Guess Who - 8:15

Inspiral Carpets - 8:15 From Manchester (the theme to a 90s Saturday Morning kids show - it's actually a re-recording of Find Out Why. But it does evoke a memory of late teenage/early 20s hangovers.)

Alyson was up next, with two very fine... if distinctly un-Alyson... suggestions...

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow 

Levellers - 15 Years

Finally this week, it's Swiss Adam...

To what's above I can add...

Ride - Fifteen minutes

...and... 

Beat The Devil - Three fifteen 

Fairly obscure that one.

So obscure, I couldn't find it online. I did find this though...

Beat The Devil - Plea Bargain

OK, so what did I have left over...?

Kirsty MacColl - Fifteen Minutes

John Prine & Lee Ann Womack - 15 Years Ago

Patterson Hood - Fifteen Days (Leaving Time Again)

Johnny Boy - 15 Minutes

Depeche Mode - Little 15

Gilbert O'Sullivan - 15 Times

The Ataris - 1*15*96

Elvis Costello - 15 Petals

Ocean Colour Scene - The Clock Struck 15 Hours Ago

Supergrass - Prophet 15

The Human Beinz - April 15th

Elbow - The Delayed 3:15

Johnny Lloyd - Next Episode Starts In 15 Seconds

Rilo Kiley - 15

Which is Jenny Lewis at her best...

He was deep like a graveyard, wired like T.V.
And how could he have known
That she'd be down for almost anything

But she was only, only, only 15
My, oh my, you pretty thing

It's about that time
For us to meet
Does your daddy have a shotgun?

Oh, wait... I've forgotten to pick a winner, haven't I? Tough one this week as I don't have a clear favourite, although the two that got the most votes are clearly leading the field.

You can choose your own favourite, but for me... although in most matches, Roger Daltrey would defeat Robert Smith... in this one, Bob just edges it. Maybe it's because this song reminds me so much of Saturday nights in my 20s... although I don't remember ever sitting in the kitchen sink.


14?

Go!


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