Friday, 5 April 2024
Guest Post Friday: Live From Dubai
Thursday, 8 February 2024
Celebrity Jukebox #122: Ian, Melanie, Toby, Carl, Wayne... and Adele
The Grim Reaper's been busy again, and while there weren't any songs on the jukebox for Ian Lavender... what better way to remember him than this?
Ernie gave a fine tribute to the late Melanie Safka, and I'm not sure there's much I can add, though I was interested to read her comments in defence of her most famous (and in certain quarters, controversial) song...
I wrote in about fifteen minutes one night. I thought it was cute; a kind of old thirties tune. I guess a key and a lock have always been Freudian symbols, and pretty obvious ones at that. There was no deep serious expression behind the song, but people read things into it. They made up incredible stories as to what the lyrics said and what the song meant. In some places, it was even banned from the radio. My idea about songs is that once you write them, you have very little say in their life afterward. It's a lot like having a baby. You conceive a song, deliver it, and then give it as good a start as you can. After that, it's on its own. People will take it any way they want to take it.
One of the greatest crimes ever committed in pop was when some fool let The Wurzels have the rights to that.
I was never a huge fan of country star Toby Keith. He was a bit too New-Nashville for me, shiny and macho, pick-up trucks, Jesus, the Star Spangled Banner etc. etc. For me, he didn't have the everyman wit of Brad Paisley, the outlaw spirit of Eric Church or even the songwriting chops of early Blake Shelton.
All that said, I was shocked to hear of his death from cancer at just 62. That's no age.
Here's a song of Toby's that I did like. It's a good one to remember him by...
Friday, 13 October 2023
Product Placement #23: Tizer
I don't remember when we first met. She was just always there, small and meek, a sly curl about her lips that drew me in. We spent the Summer days in an orange tent in the garden, feeling dizzy in the heat, drinking warm Tizer. Then one day a rush of flying ants flushed us out, blinking into the sunlight, swarming around us as we ran. We tried to lose ourselves in the woods, shutting our eyes and bumping into trees, smelling the wild garlic underfoot. But she always knew the way. Maybe she cheated, but I just thought she was smarter than me.
Wednesday, 11 October 2023
Celebrity Jukebox #110: Katherine Anderson
Tuesday, 20 December 2022
My Top 22 of 2022: #13 - 11
13. Father John Misty - Chloë and the Next 20th Century
I know a lot of people don't like Father John Misty, or at the very least don't "get" him. I'm not sure this is the record to change your mind, though it is far more accessible than some of his records if you're a fan of jazzy crooners of the 50s and 60s, performing Bacharach and tunes from the great American songbook. Because musically, that's the sound Josh Tillman has gone for here: lush orchestration and lounge swing. Lyrically, it's a much more complex beast, fragments of stories that might hint at a wider novel (Truman Capote meets Scott Fitzgerald) if you had the patience to piece them together. If all that sounds a tad pretentious, I direct you to the Pitchfork review, which will blow your mind.
If you can get past all that, this is a great record...
Father John Misty - Buddy’s Rendezvous
Father John Misty - Funny Girl
"I don’t get up in the morning shouting ‘Hey Ho Let’s Go’ to the dog, it’s not all disco dancing round my place, I have had bouts of pretty bad depression, just because loads of my songs are happy doesn’t mean I am. There has always been a part of me that wants to be Anne Briggs or Sandy Denny. My God, if I could sing or play properly that’s what I would do, play folk clubs and live in a big jumper."
Wednesday, 10 August 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #20: Olivia Newton-John
Wednesday, 2 March 2022
2022 Contenders: Love Songs
Sunday, 2 February 2020
Saturday Snapshots #121 - The Answers
10. Good man crowned globetrotter of Madrid.
Benny Goodman.
Harlem Globetrotters.
Madrid is the capital of Spain.
Ben E. King - Spanish Harlem
9. Monkey Liz and bloke in need of a respray ponder unanswerable questions.
The monkey was a Gibbon. Liz is Beth.
A rusting man would need a respray.
Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man - Mysteries
8. Hibernator rope must have played them all!
"Hibernator rope" was an anagram for an artist most people can't even remember.
"From Soho down to Brighton... he must have played them all" comes from Pinball Wizard.
Brian Protheroe - Pinball
Notably as the only song I can think of to mention "pale ale".
7. Extremist voices sob at the disco.
Ultra-vox.
Ultravox - Dancing With Tears In My Eyes
6. Reddy to be infatuated? British pop will stand the test of time.
Helen Reddy, in love.
Helen Love - Long Live The UK Music Scene
The lyrics will really remind you of 1996. And they're still funny.
Sadly, the UK - and its music scene - have been greatly diminished this weekend.
5. A beer, shy Lissy? And it's your round?
Good week for anagrams...
Shirley Bassey - Big Spender
4. A good fella, Ray, with a director Todd and a weeping prophet... go cruising down by the water's edge.
Steady on, ladies. Form an orderly queue.
Ray Liotta was a Goodfella.
Todd Haynes is a director.
Jeremiah was the weeping prophet.
Aliotta, Haynes & Jeremiah - Lakeshore Drive
This song is not about LSD. Honest. No, really.
It isn't!
3. From a 40s kitchen via a successful city to their inevitable capture.
UB40 had a rat in their kitchen.
A successful city is a boomtown.
The Boomtown Rats - Rat Trap
2. Daughters of fate stand on their own.
Destiny's Child - Independent Woman
1. Trivial despair over lack of parachute.
Petty heartbreak.
Willem Saturday Snapshots be back next week?
Dafoe!
(Er, you know, like deffo, only... I'll get me coat.)
Monday, 2 November 2015
My Top Ten Debra / Deborah / Debbie Songs
Ten songs about women named Debra, Deborah or Debs.
Special mentions to a couple of the famous Debbies referenced below...
10. Stina Nordenstam - When Debbie's Back From Texas
Frustratingly absent from youtube, but I wanted to include it anyway because I love Stina's voice... and because I always wondered if the Debbie in question had been visiting... erm, Dallas.
9. The Fat Lady Sings - Deborah
Forgotten (by all but the blogosphere) Irish band of the early 90s. This is from their still-impressive debut album, Twist.
8. The B52s - Debbie
Sounds pretty much like every other B52s record you ever heard. Still loads of fun.
7. Beck - Debra
From the days when Beck wanted to be Prince. He does a pretty good impersonation...
6. Mojo Nixon - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child
All you need to know about this is the title... and the fact that Winona Ryder plays Debbie Gibson in the video. She claims it was her favourite role ever. Well, it's certainly a better performance than the one she gave in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
5. Helen Love - Debbie Loves Joey
Another irresistible bag of cartoon indie popcorn from Helen, Sheena and Ricardo Autobahn.
When they walked downtown all the people would stare4. Slaves - Where's Your Car, Debbie?
They used to laugh at their clothes and the colour of their hair
She was 17 and she didn't care
Cause baby's gonna take her everywhere
Cause he said they'd live in New York
And the stars would be their own
She was Debbie Harry and he was Joey Ramone!
So Slaves get lost on the way home from a gig and can't find their mate's car. That's pretty much the entire song (until it all goes a bit Blair Witch)... but we've all been there, and that's what makes this a tiny blast of turbo-charged genius.
3. Courtney Barnett - Debbie Downer
Does Courtney consider herself a Debbie Downer? She shouldn't. She always cheers me up...
Tell me when you're getting bored and I'll leave2. T-Rex - Deborah
I'm not the one who put the chain around your feet
I'm sorry for all of my insecurities, but they're just a part of me
"Envy is thin because it bites but never eats"
That's what a nice old Spanish lady once told me
"Hey Debbie-Downer turn that frown upside down and just be happy!"
Yes, if anyone was going to rhyme Debra with Zebra, it would have to be Mark Bolan: King of Naff Rhymes. (The critics say "he made nursery rhymes sound profound"... I think he was either off his mitts or taking the bliss.)
Deborah was Bolan's first ever Top 40 "hit", from back in 1968 when his band was still called Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was reissued in 1972 when T-Rex were much a bigger thing and then it made the Top Ten. Lyrically it was utter tosh, but Bolan was a proper pop star, so we could forgive him anything.
1. Pulp - Disco 2000
Based on a true story about a girl called Debbie that young Jarvis was infatuated with... the only bit he made up was the "woodchip on <her> walls".
Watching Mark Radcliffe's recent BBC4 documentary series on the history of indie (Music For Misfits), a good argument was put forward by the assembled talking heads (chiefly The Grauniad's music critic Alex Petri-dish) that Pulp should not be classed as Britpop as they had so little in common with Blur, Oasis and the New Lad / New Labour pop culture of the mid-90s. I'll always have a soft spot for Britpop as those were my gig-going years and I had many a fine evening watching the likes of Shed Seven, The Bluetones and The Verve... but yes, Pulp were more than just a cut above: they were in a league all their own.
Disco 2000 is Pulp at the height of their chart-conquering success. But just as the name Deborah never suited the girl in the song, being pop stars never really suited Jarvis and co. They hated fame so much they were soon keen to press the self-destruct on Top of the Pops success and go back to being a proper indie band.
They even banned the record from being used in any TV or radio trailers in the run up to the Millennium. Which would have made them a pretty penny... but I guess they were never in it for the money.
Which Debbie does your Dallas? And which is your Debbie Downer?
Friday, 9 August 2013
My Top Ten Rollercoaster Songs
Following on from my Fairground Top Tens, Adrian requested "a Ronan Keating-free Rollercoaster Top Ten" over on Facebook. Well, I'm always happy to oblige... though I have a curious love/hate relationship with Ronan's biggest hit as it was written by former New Radicals man Gregg Alexander, and if he'd bothered to record it himself I can't help thinking I'd have liked it a lot more.
Adrian suggested both Fly by Moxy Früvous and Eleanor, Put Your Boots On by Franz Ferdinand, two excellent songs that both mention rollercoasters in the lyrics (see also Everyday by Buddy Holly)... but I decided to restrict myself to songs with titular rollercoasters (there were plenty to choose from).
So strap yourself in... and get ready for the ride of your life!
10. Sleeper - Rollercoaster
From the final Sleeper album, the one so few people bought, I can't find this song anywhere online. A shame, because it's a cute little indie pop song which Louise & co. always excelled at.
9. The Whitest Boy Alive - Rollercoaster Ride
King of Convenience Erlend Øye's other band.
8. Helen Love - Rollercoasting
What if the Ramones were girls?
7. M Ward - Rollercoaster
The less perky Him to Zooey Deschanel's She goes on an unbelievable ride and gets some heavy metal dreams.
6. Machine Gun Fellatio - Rollercoaster
Thanks to Deano for pointing me in the direction of these mental Aussies. If the band name alone doesn't get them points, the video throws in the kitchen sink.
5. The Jesus & Mary Chain - Rollercoaster
Any theme park worth its salt should have a Jesus & Mary Chain Rollercoaster. That would be one hell of a ride.
4. Belle & Sebastian - The Rollercoaster Ride
If you were to remove your clothes d'you think the singer would notice?There's not many bands who could deliver a line like that and make it heartbreaking.
3. Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Roller Coaster by the Sea
Jonathan is feeling bad.
Jonathan goes on a rollercoaster.
Jonathan gets knocked out of his head.
2. Stephen Duffy & The Lilac Time - The Rollercoaster Song
Sadly, I can only find a 30 second clip of this wonderful song online, but that's still enough to fall in love with....
I had a friend who treated loveOne of Adrian's biggest problems with that Ronan Keating song was the creakingly obvious metaphor of life being a rollercoaster. Here, Mr. Duffy has a similar go, calling love a rollercoaster... yet it's much, much sweeter. Conclusive proof that there are no bad metaphors, just metaphors used badly.
Like a luxury development
On the other side of town
And one day his girl got up
And left and slammed the door
And his fine walls came falling down
But don't be blue, he built a fairground there
For you and I to ride
Or something.
1. The Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster
There's a gruesome urban legend that the background scream around about the 2 1/2 minute mark in this song actually came from a woman being murdered in the studio during the recording. (Was it the engineer's girlfriend?) It's utter bogwash, of course, but you could believe just about anything when it comes to The Ohio Players. Those guys were mental.
Covered more recently by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers... but that wasn't a patch on the original.
As requested, ten rollercoaster songs and not a Ronan in sight. Any other scream-worthy suggestions?
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
My Top Ten Shopping Songs
Much is being written about the precariously uncertain fate of HMV, and while I'm not the regular customer I once was (partly due to other outlets, partly due to the lack of choice and other issues I have with our only remaining high street music chain) I would be sorry to see it go. Why, I was in there only the other day (before the news was announced), buying the Jake Bugg CD.
Anyway, in tribute, here's ten songs about shops and shopping...
10. Franz Ferdinand - Shopping For Blood
The FF boys channel Iggy Pop. Lovely stuff.
9. Athlete - Second Hand Stores
Maybe this is all we'll be left with soon...
8. Helen Love - Junk Shop Discotheque
Cos my record collection is your summer injection,7. Dean Friedman - Shopping Bag Ladies
Of garage, beat, bubblegum, disco, and soul
A song that's more about the ladies than the shopping... but what a song! Even the ropey live recording can't rob it of its beauty.
6. Babybird - Cornershop
Another soon-to-extinct institution? They'll all be Tesco Directs and Sainsbury's Locals soon.
5. The Jam - Shopping
As I flit from shop window to window4. The Clash - Lost In The Supermarket
I'm trying to pick up a friendly bargain
But it's not like the adverts all make out
And there's no one to greet you as a friend
Of course, supermarkets will never replace record shops, caring only about the pile-it-high-sell-it-cheap Top 40 and their bottom line. They have as much interest in music as I have in over 60s naked sky-diving.Still, if HMV does go under, perhaps the independent record shops will strike back...?
3. The Smiths - Shoplifters of the World Unite
Now, Moz, that's hardly helpful, is it? Even if the owners of Nipper the Dog are one of the many record companies you've fallen foul of over the years.
See also Carter USM - A Nation of Shoplifters.
Well, never mind, never mind.2. Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Shop Around
As a young man, I used to shop around... just as Smokey suggests. Long, pleasurable Saturday afternoons spent wandering around Leeds, popping into all the record shops (and comic shops!), both chain and indie, looking for a bargain. I imagine a similar afternoon would be finished much more quickly these days...
I've always loved this song, but watching the video makes me love it all the more.
1. The Freshies - I'm In Love With A Girl On The Manchester Virgin Megastore's Checkout Desk
Well, it was the only record I could think of about big chain record shops... even if it does namedrop HMV's former rival.
RIP, Frank Sidebottom.
Those were my shopping songs... which one is your must-buy?